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Occupy Hell: How come 1% of the forumers get 99% of the gifts?! [Secret Satans]

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Hahaha that's awesome.

  • BrogeyBrogey Team Instinct Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    Awesome! I'm sure workplace injuries are going to go way up next year!

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  • WeaverWeaver Burn their ignorance to the groundRegistered User regular
    Kochikens wrote:
    Apparently a package arrived for me from Seattle a few days ago from a person!! I'll get to open it Friday and take lots of pics. My parents didn't alert me because the house is being assaulted by packages from online retailers, sorry Satan! Well, if it is indeed from Satan.

    :)

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  • WeaverWeaver Burn their ignorance to the groundRegistered User regular
    There's a second package too that was shipped directly from Amazon. Merry Christmas/holidays & such!

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    edited December 2011
    MY GIFTS HAVE ARRIVED... I LOVE GIFTS.

    Especially when they're ones I will use.

    So first, please note the following:
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    This package was marked as means to make the Penny Arcade ping pong team better.

    Contents included a sweet custom Khoo Woo Paddle, a really great book on table tennis technique, a full set of TableTennisMaster.com DVDs (Not pictured - already taken from my office by people... btw, i was TOTALLY looking at these earlier this year.. thank you for your psychic abilities) and of course, motivational music to really inspire the team (the best of Survivor)... but wait.. what ... what is that there... on the ground?
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    You are a terrible person, Satan.

    So thank you, mystery Satan... i actually know your real name based on the packaging, but I have no idea what your handle is. BUT THANK YOU. I KNOW I AM NOT EASY TO SHOP FOR.

    AH HA HA HA!

    e: haven't posted this in a bit. Sorry Blake, you're staying where you are in the list :P
    double e: okay, I'll move you.
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    ThreeCubed on
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  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    @Bogey

    Did this somethingstore.com thing that just showed up at my house come from you?

    Because I don't remember ordering anything from there.

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  • BrogeyBrogey Team Instinct Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    Isoldae wrote:
    @Bogey

    Did this somethingstore.com thing that just showed up at my house come from you?

    Because I don't remember ordering anything from there.
    Haha, yeah! That's the bit of randomness for your 3rd package.

    What did you get?! :o

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  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    Bogey wrote:
    Isoldae wrote:
    @Bogey

    Did this somethingstore.com thing that just showed up at my house come from you?

    Because I don't remember ordering anything from there.
    Haha, yeah! That's the bit of randomness for your 3rd package.

    What did you get?! :o

    A really sweet tie!

    Probably the best tie I own now.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    Finally sent off my Satanee's package.

    It cost almost $30 to make sure it got there by Friday, but it's worth it.

    Now I just have to make myself not spend any money for the rest of the week.

  • AphostileAphostile Registered User regular
    So I believe all of my Satanee's stuff has shipped, but because of "magic" it looks like it won't get delivered until the New Year.

    My apologies Satanee, but you'll hopefully enjoy it all!

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  • BrogeyBrogey Team Instinct Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    Isoldae wrote:
    A really sweet tie!

    Probably the best tie I own now.

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    Oh wow, that's great! I ordered one for myself too :P and it arrived today as well, it was a luggage scale.

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  • Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Not on Any Podcast or Affliated Don't Even Own a MikeRegistered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Ah, a package has arrived!
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    It's a sweet stack of games from A Duck! Oh man some cool shirts are on the way too. <3
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    It looks like fragments of Thought and Emotion have melded with the wrapping. Probably used the fancy new MS PAINT paper they sell at Meyers.
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    I'm looking forward to playing some shoot em ups. I have limited experience, so this should be a memorable game for me

    It's been too long since these games were burgled from me. I uh, needed a silly nerd moment.
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    I loved WotS, and was unaware of sequels. This is a great surprise :)
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    AH YESSS!
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    Thanks so much A Duck! Let me know if you ever find yourself in KY, and want a beer

    Virgil_Leads_You on
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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    oh man, awesome games, a duck! culdcept was such a damn fun game

    rat.jpg tumbler? steam/ps3 thingie: lostwords Amazon Wishlist!
  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll be just fine. Registered User regular
    omg Culdcept omg

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    I remember Bushido Blade being so fuckin good

  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    I remember Bushido Blade being so fuckin good

    This. No health bars! And you are punished for not following the bushido - no striking your opponent while their back is turned, no striking your opponent while they're down, you had to fight honourably.

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Okay, gifts finally ordered and shipped.

    Now begins the waiting.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    Duck your handwriting is atrocious

    <3

  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Three days later, Dan was found beaten to a pulp.

    A message was found nearby, written in blood.

    "Muscles hugged me."

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    Duck needs to come in here and decipher that for us.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    I suppose having such HUGE GUTS MUSCLES would impair fine motor skills for things like handwriting.


    DUCK I LOVE YOU DON'T HURT ME

  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    You mess with A Duck!, you get the Bill.
    I'm sorry.

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  • ToxTox I kill threads Punch DimensionRegistered User regular
    edited December 2011
    You people....
    A duck! wrote:
    Happy Holidays! The games included are from my own collection, and include the two you requested, another PS1 classic, and a thematically similar game. And Bushido Blade 1, because why not?

    Some shirts are on the way too, hopefully those all get there in time!

    Best wishes,

    A duck!

    Tox on
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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    What do you mean, we people?

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  • A steak!A steak! Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Yeah, my handwriting is AWFUL, which is why I'm glad Christmas comes once a year. I'm happy it made it there reasonably in one piece, and your other half should arrive SOMETIME.

  • ToxTox I kill threads Punch DimensionRegistered User regular
    edited December 2011
    What do you mean, we people?

    Black people.

    I mean black people.

    Let's just cut that off right here before it turns into two pages of people using various tags to change the apparent inflection.

    Tox on
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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Oooh man Khoo's satan did a fantastic job!

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    that customised paddle is rad

  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    I'd rather use the whip.

    Romanian My Escutcheon on
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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    :winky:

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  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    You're not fooling me RMED I saw your other post!

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    I thought that sounded kind of rude, especially given the discussion about price dick waving earlier.

    Also, it is kind of a dead giveaway as to who my guy is.

    Alt. Post: You shut up, you're a dumb hat, nobody cares what you think.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Updated OP, huzzah.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    hats are for nerds

  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    you are for nerds

    ha take that

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    isoldae

    no, isoldae

  • KwoaruKwoaru Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    no no no, iso, you gotta go for the eyes
    Isoldae wrote:
    bronson is for nerds

    ha take that

    Kwoaru on
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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    hats are also for douchebags

  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Hats are for people who want to wear a hat.

    I'm not going to get upset over something made of felt.

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