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Occupy Hell: How come 1% of the forumers get 99% of the gifts?! [Secret Satans]

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    Pipe is just jealous because nothing will fit his massive melon.

    You should not wear fedoras though. Baseball caps what have the straight brims are also out

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  • BucketmanBucketman Dyslexic Puppy Skraggle RockRegistered User regular
    I own a couple fedoras, but I'm not going to wray then again until I drop 80 pounds. fat guys in fedoras are a sad demographic

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    Bucketman you're a swell guy, but you need to burn those fedoras

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  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    Guys in fedoras are a sad demographic

    Unless you're from the past

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  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    I am from the future.

    Where fedoras are still not cool.

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  • BugBoyBugBoy WINNERS DO LIKE BUGS Registered User regular
    I'm imagining the samurai jack intro with isoldae

    "I threw the foolish posting warrior into the future, where fedoras are law"

    You see lots of things, out there in the swamp at night. Some of them might even be real. But the Bugboy? That's just plain impossible.
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  • godmodegodmode Nooo-ooo-ooo... That ain't dancin', SallyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Guys, guys...what if you wear a tasteful fedora with a three-piece suit to a semi-formal occasion?

    Then take it off when you go indoors, of course.

    godmode on
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  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    Is there a hat rack when you walk indoors?

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
  • godmodegodmode Nooo-ooo-ooo... That ain't dancin', SallyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2011
    There had better be!

    Also, let's assume for the sake of argument that it's not one of the wide-brimmed ones. And it's not made of straw, like the one douchebags wear. And it's not pinstriped...again like the one douchebags wear.

    godmode on
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  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    Because if there is not a hat rack that means you are not in the past which means you shouldn't be wearing a fedora.

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  • godmodegodmode Nooo-ooo-ooo... That ain't dancin', SallyRegistered User regular
    (I don't have a fedora myself, and I don't wear hats at all often, I'm just curious cause some people look quite classy in them)

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Godmode if you want to wear a fedora you should wear one.

    But be aware if you are wearing it with a suit it really needs to Match the suit material or else it will look out of place.

    Blake T on
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  • godmodegodmode Nooo-ooo-ooo... That ain't dancin', SallyRegistered User regular
    Yeah, that makes sense. But I barely have reason to wear a suit anymore.

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  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    Tef wrote: »
    Pipe is just jealous because nothing will fit his massive melon.

    You should not wear fedoras though. Baseball caps what have the straight brims are also out

    How about

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    ???

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  • godmodegodmode Nooo-ooo-ooo... That ain't dancin', SallyRegistered User regular
    Oh man, what a cool guy! I wanna be like that guy!

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  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    So your last package should hopefully get to you before Christmas, #pipe.

    Guaranteed next day delivery doesn't count for much at this time of year, but it should see you before Friday.

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Tef wrote:
    Pipe is just jealous because nothing will fit his massive melon.

    You should not wear fedoras though. Baseball caps what have the straight brims are also out

    I wear straight brim baseball caps.

    I look good in them.

    What are you wearing, bro bent brims?

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    NOT A SATANS GIFT

    A couple days ago on tinychat, http://www.gamespot.com/pryzm-chapter-one-the-dark-unicorn came up, and I announced that I would do a video LP to the best of my abilities if I were to receive it in the mail.


    It showed up today.
    Spoiler:
    Thank you, @Clint Eastwood, I now have an awesome non-academic project for next term!

    George Fornby Grill on
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  • WeaverWeaver From here, I can see seven seasRegistered User regular
    fucking hell Chris for about four seconds I was all like "I don't remember taking that pic"

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  • BucketmanBucketman Dyslexic Puppy Skraggle RockRegistered User regular
    godmode wrote:
    Guys, guys...what if you wear a tasteful fedora with a three-piece suit to a semi-formal occasion?

    Then take it off when you go indoors, of course.

    I own a really nice fedora I bought at a hat store, its just black and it had a white feather in it. Last time I wore it was to the PAX East fancy dinner where A Duck! and Tube and Otaku brushed me up on the finer points of hat wearing. I was in a black suit with a black shirt and a white tie, so it matched at least.

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    I own a fedora. It is a cheap movie prop from the most recent Indiana Jones. This is the only appropriate fedora to have, and only as a costume piece, IMO.

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  • WeaverWeaver From here, I can see seven seasRegistered User regular
    I have a Sheri-hat.

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  • ToxTox I kill threads Registered User regular
    I have a fedora I bought about ten years ago from Hot Topic that I've since become far too fat to wear without looking ridiculous (as pictures can attest)

    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    James Dean was the actor, Jimmy Dean was in the sausage business.

    James Deen is both an actor AND in the sausage business.
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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    So your last package should hopefully get to you before Christmas, #pipe.

    Guaranteed next day delivery doesn't count for much at this time of year, but it should see you before Friday.

    Man what the hell

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  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    Oops!

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  • WeaverWeaver From here, I can see seven seasRegistered User regular
    This was really really good, at least with the full DVD version.



    Also the guy that played Baron Harkonen went on to play Winston Churchill in Doctor Who.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    Tef wrote: »
    Pipe is just jealous because nothing will fit his massive melon.

    You should not wear fedoras though. Baseball caps what have the straight brims are also out

    How about

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    ???

    But this is obviously ironic

    That guy is wearing 4 popped collars, ala scarlet st

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  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    Occasionally I see someone walking around wearing an upside down sideways tennis visor. Usually with a wife-beater singlet, sports shorts and a pair of skate shoes. And mirrored sunglasses.

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  • godmodegodmode Nooo-ooo-ooo... That ain't dancin', SallyRegistered User regular
    And then you say, "Mr Dyrdek, stop acting a fool and put some real clothes on!"

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  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    Yes, Rob Dyrdek is a bit of a knob.

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  • bwaniebwanie Registered User regular
    MY GIFTS HAVE ARRIVED... I LOVE GIFTS.

    Especially when they're ones I will use.

    So first, please note the following:
    Spoiler:

    So thank you, mystery Satan... i actually know your real name based on the packaging, but I have no idea what your handle is. BUT THANK YOU. I KNOW I AM NOT EASY TO SHOP FOR.

    Glad you liked it Robert!

    but i'm affraid the paddle isn't mine though, unless tabletennis.com decided to throw in a freebie. (i'm awaiting confirmation on that.)

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    bwanie wrote: »

    but i'm affraid the paddle isn't mine though, unless tabletennis.com decided to throw in a freebie. (i'm awaiting confirmation on that.)

    Whaaaaaaaaaaa? You MUST keep us updated on this story.
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    Was it in the same box and tabletennis.com saw who the shippee was and was like "whoa, shit, this is KHOO!"
    Or was it in a separate box, a fan gift from one of Khoo's adoring stalkers, that just happened to arrive at the same time.

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    Mysteries abound!

    snap02869.jpg "zip, i dunno what it is about you, but there's something very cat-like about your face. i can't really place it. like, a puma or something. you'd make a good mountain lion." Hail Satan!
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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    Might be from one of the other forums' secret santas

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    Keith wrote: »
    Might be from one of the other forums' secret santas

    Yeah, probs.

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  • bwaniebwanie Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Keith is probably right.

    anyways i specifically did not focus on Khoo himself, as i had no idea if he already had like a diamond encrusted dragonleather paddle.

    i did tell him there were only four presents, though.

    bwanie on
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  • Robert KhooRobert Khoo Registered User, Administrator, ClubPA, Penny Arcade Staff, PAX Staff staff
    Ah!!! I see what happened! They all came on the same day... the custom paddle was from my G&T SS!

    Some guy.
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  • AeytherAeyther Registered User regular
    More presents!
    Spoiler:

    These Samurai themed gifts are amazing! Satan, you sir are wonderful! Thank you!

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  • LegbaLegba Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Oh man, Samurai Jack. :^:

    Got to get back, back to the past.

    Legba on
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