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Occupy Hell: How come 1% of the forumers get 99% of the gifts?! [Secret Satans]

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  • B.C.B.C. Registered User regular
    Yeah the complete collection is massive

    Friend code for Pokemon fiends everywhere: Arch 0447-6824-1112
  • LegbaLegba Registered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    Legba you are a charming motherfucker

    <3

  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    Legba wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    Legba you are a charming motherfucker

    <3

    No, the <3 is all mine

  • IsoldaeIsoldae Ludicolo Ludicolo Ludicolo Registered User regular
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  • BrogeyBrogey High Maintenance Santa Monica, CASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited December 2011
    WHOOOOO! :o There was a package waiting for me this afternoon!
    Spoiler:
    Spoiler:
    Spoiler:
    Spoiler:

    So after some Internet Detective Work, I verified that my Secret Satan's identity was... @Centipede Damascus!!
    Thank you again so much, this was such a great surprise and Happy Holidays to you and your family! :o
    Spoiler:

    Brogey on
    Fitocracy: bogey1 Join us in the SE++ group!
    XBox LIVE: Bogestrom
    PSN: Bogestrom

    Wampa Milk lives!!!
  • IsoldaeIsoldae Ludicolo Ludicolo Ludicolo Registered User regular
    I think one of the images is broken Bogey!

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  • BrogeyBrogey High Maintenance Santa Monica, CASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    Better now?

    Fitocracy: bogey1 Join us in the SE++ group!
    XBox LIVE: Bogestrom
    PSN: Bogestrom

    Wampa Milk lives!!!
  • IsoldaeIsoldae Ludicolo Ludicolo Ludicolo Registered User regular
    Maybe it was just an empty spoiler or something.

    Because now it is gone.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    Haha that cat is not amused

    And also adorablest

    Awesome haul!

    rat.jpg tumbler? steam/ps3 thingie: lostwords Amazon Wishlist!
  • .. Registered User, ClubPA regular
    As much as I loved my gifts, I wish someone had sent me a grumpy looking cat. Bogey has all the luck!

    Gimme stuff. Please. And I don't just mean my Secret Satan.
  • NaphtaliNaphtali Null Registered User regular
    . wrote:
    As much as I loved my gifts, I wish someone had sent me a grumpy looking cat. Bogey has all the luck!

    I'd send you our grumpy cat, but then you'd have a grumpy cat to deal with.

    B.net: Naphtali#1830 | Steam | LoL/NNID: ElNaphtali | 3DS: 2852-8363-2374 | Wish List
  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Isoldae wrote:
    Everyone needs a Calvin and Hobbes complete collection.

    Who cares what anyone else says or thinks of you? At the end, how big you smile, how hard you dance, matters. Sounds like a victory to me.
    Steam
  • BrogeyBrogey High Maintenance Santa Monica, CASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited December 2011
    She is really the sweetest, cuddliest cat.

    She just hates when I make her pose for the camera, or make her wear silly hats! :P

    Brogey on
    Fitocracy: bogey1 Join us in the SE++ group!
    XBox LIVE: Bogestrom
    PSN: Bogestrom

    Wampa Milk lives!!!
  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    Legba wrote: »
    Holy BALLS!

    I went by the post office today to get my package, and the first thing I noticed was that it was heavy! Big and heavy and from Kentucky!

    After carrying said box up six flights of stairs, I proceeded to tear into it, and the results...

    Well, see for yourself.

    (NSFW: I may have a bit of a potty mouth.)



    All together:
    Spoiler:

    My satan was @Virgil_Leads_You! Stand up and take a fucking bow, man!

    What an excellent video! I almost died laughing when you discovered your big gift with your mouth full of chocolate.

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Legba wrote:
    Holy BALLS!

    I went by the post office today to get my package, and the first thing I noticed was that it was heavy! Big and heavy and from Kentucky!

    After carrying said box up six flights of stairs, I proceeded to tear into it, and the results...

    Well, see for yourself.

    (NSFW: I may have a bit of a potty mouth.)



    All together:
    Spoiler:

    My satan was @Virgil_Leads_You! Stand up and take a fucking bow, man!

    Posting this because this should be on every page

    Not just because of Legba's attractiveness and adorableness, or his sexy accent either. I have a deep love for gift opening presents, and this is amazing.

    edit: woops Marg beat me to it apparently

    Fuck, 30 seconds behind too!

    Sweeney Tom on
    Who cares what anyone else says or thinks of you? At the end, how big you smile, how hard you dance, matters. Sounds like a victory to me.
    Steam
  • Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Aw shucks, I'm glad everything worked out there. That v-log gave me a great smile too!
    I had no idea how long it would take, or if it would safely travel. I had a dream that the C+H would crush the chocolate to mush!
    There was one custom mystery gift that mistakenly didn't ship, so I decided to go digital. (It was something weird anyway)

    I'm glad those E-books were so well received. I had enjoyed most of those books from the public library here, so I was down with sending them your way.

    Merry Christmas. You should expect two small somethings in your inbox/stockings on the 25th!

    Virgil_Leads_You on
    Steam 3DS 4012 4146 9468
  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    edit: woops Viv beat me to it apparently

    Fuck, 30 seconds behind too!

    Who did, now?

  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    Legba wrote:
    Holy BALLS!

    *snip*

    Posting this because this should be on every page

    Not just because of Legba's attractiveness and adorableness, or his sexy accent either. I have a deep love for gift opening presents, and this is amazing.

    edit: woops Viv beat me to it apparently

    Fuck, 30 seconds behind too!

    Plus, his video didn't have an annoying Wesley Willis song to worm its way into your ear.

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    edit: woops Viv beat me to it apparently

    Fuck, 30 seconds behind too!

    Who did, now?

    I don't read names, User

    Who cares what anyone else says or thinks of you? At the end, how big you smile, how hard you dance, matters. Sounds like a victory to me.
    Steam
  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Margarazzi wrote:
    Legba wrote:
    Holy BALLS!

    *snip*

    Posting this because this should be on every page

    Not just because of Legba's attractiveness and adorableness, or his sexy accent either. I have a deep love for gift opening presents, and this is amazing.

    edit: woops Marg beat me to it apparently

    Fuck, 30 seconds behind too!

    Plus, his video didn't have an annoying Wesley Willis song to worm its way into your ear.

    Woah woah woah

    Wesley Willis is one of the greatest things to ever happen to music

    Who cares what anyone else says or thinks of you? At the end, how big you smile, how hard you dance, matters. Sounds like a victory to me.
    Steam
  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    Keith wrote:
    edit: woops Viv beat me to it apparently

    Fuck, 30 seconds behind too!

    Who did, now?

    I don't read names, User

    It's okay if I'm mistaken for @Vivixenne. I'm flattered

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    Margarazzi wrote:
    Legba wrote:
    Holy BALLS!

    *snip*

    Posting this because this should be on every page

    Not just because of Legba's attractiveness and adorableness, or his sexy accent either. I have a deep love for gift opening presents, and this is amazing.

    edit: woops Marg beat me to it apparently

    Fuck, 30 seconds behind too!

    Plus, his video didn't have an annoying Wesley Willis song to worm its way into your ear.

    Woah woah woah

    Wesley Willis is one of the greatest things to ever happen to music

    Annoying in a good way. I <3 Wesley Willis.

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Registered User regular
    alright

    gifts sent

    and that address better be fucking right

    because i just paid $72 in shipping alone.

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    PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast
  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    Thanks to Vermiculture for the first portion of my gift!
    Spoiler:
    Contents:
    1. Letter expressing why receiving this gift of Texan cultural artifacts should be an honor.
    2. Salsa which I will be enjoying this very night on top of some vegetarian tacos.
    3. Beer Cozy
    4. Dancing and singing penis toy. I hear in texas they have to legally call this a "novelty."
    5. G. W. poster.
    6. A dream-catcher depicting the noble buffalo and Native American. I can only assume this is celebrating Texans victory over these proud and noble creatures/peoples.
    7. A secession bumper sticker. I am actually a huge proponent of this cause.

    XBOX Live: Arsenic7
    Secret Satan
  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Margarazzi wrote:
    Margarazzi wrote:
    Legba wrote:
    Holy BALLS!

    *snip*

    Posting this because this should be on every page

    Not just because of Legba's attractiveness and adorableness, or his sexy accent either. I have a deep love for gift opening presents, and this is amazing.

    edit: woops Marg beat me to it apparently

    Fuck, 30 seconds behind too!

    Plus, his video didn't have an annoying Wesley Willis song to worm its way into your ear.

    Woah woah woah

    Wesley Willis is one of the greatest things to ever happen to music

    Annoying in a good way. I <3 Wesley Willis.

    I Whooped Batman's Ass is the best

    Who cares what anyone else says or thinks of you? At the end, how big you smile, how hard you dance, matters. Sounds like a victory to me.
    Steam
  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    edited December 2011
    As7 wrote: »
    Thanks to Vermiculture for the first portion of my gift!
    Spoiler:
    Contents:
    1. Letter expressing why receiving this gift of Texan cultural artifacts should be an honor.
    2. Salsa which I will be enjoying this very night on top of some vegetarian tacos.
    3. Beer Cozy
    4. Dancing and singing penis toy. I hear in texas they have to legally call this a "novelty."
    5. G. W. poster.
    6. A dream-catcher depicting the noble buffalo and Native American. I can only assume this is celebrating Texans victory over these proud and noble creatures/peoples.
    7. A secession bumper sticker. I am actually a huge proponent of this cause.



    Delightful. Vermiculture is a treasure.

    ThreeCubed on
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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    edited December 2011
    ♪Batman got on my nerves♬♪

    Updated list. Sending to Neville in 30 minutes or so

    ThreeCubed on
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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    OH MY GOD

    GIFT GET

    I was checking my emails when I see I've got two emails from steam, advising me that I've got two gifts waiting.

    Tropico 4 and Bulletstorm!

    I need to stress how great these two gifts are for me. Because my Internet was shitty, I missed the Tropico 4 sale and I was cut as, so this really makes me happy

    Bulletstorm is easily my most wanted game at the moment, but I just couldn't justify $50 due to steam's regional pricing. LOOKS LIKE I DON'T NEED TO WORRY ABOUT THAT NO MORE

    Thank you so much, mystery rhyming Satan!

    Oh yeah and there's more stuff coming by mail! Woooo!

  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
  • Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    @A Duck!
    I've been loving these games. I knew I'd enjoy Bushido Blade and Culdcept, but I found an unexpected bonus of having my friends get really into it.

    Aside from that, I've started going through Einhander, and it's pretty challenging. These hard levels coupled with the excellent music, really make for some fun times.
    I haven't played Way of the Samurai 3 yet, but I'm looking forward to it!

    Virgil_Leads_You on
    Steam 3DS 4012 4146 9468
  • ForarForar #432 Already prepping for Toronto Fan Expo!Registered User regular
    Margarazzi wrote:
    If my calculations are correct, 43 people still don't have any presents :<

    You should be able to knock another off that count.

    According to Amazon someone received and signed for my package.

    I imagine that person is just really busy with the seasonal stuff going on (and they don't post much on the forums anyway).

  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    Cool! I love how the closer it gets to deadline, the more people get their stuff per day. So many gift get posts flying around that it's hard to comment on all of them!

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    Sheri wrote:
    Hahah vermi

    That is some Texas paraphernalia

    Hah, yes it is.

    And the salsa is delicious (if spicy as hell to my virgin tongue.)

    He even says there is more to come!

    XBOX Live: Arsenic7
    Secret Satan
  • vermiculturevermiculture Registered User regular
    As7 wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    Hahah vermi

    That is some Texas paraphernalia

    Hah, yes it is.

    And the salsa is delicious (if spicy as hell to my virgin tongue.)

    He even says there is more to come!

    I'm glad you got it! Happy holidays good sir, Amazon says your other stuff is 'in delivery'. And the other stuff is not more dancing penis.

    steam id: vermiculture
  • godmodegodmode Nooo-ooo-ooo... That ain't dancin', SallyRegistered User regular
    Today I got a Christmas card from @Naphtali!

    Also, @End, I have been loving the crap out of those games you gifted. I just wish there were more hours in the day so I could really dig into the Half Lifes, Torchlight, and a few of the others.

    All in all, I'm really appreciative towards my Satan and Satanee for making it an awesome first year for Secret Satans! Definitely gonna get in on this next year too.

  • .. Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Naphtali wrote:
    . wrote:
    As much as I loved my gifts, I wish someone had sent me a grumpy looking cat. Bogey has all the luck!

    I'd send you our grumpy cat, but then you'd have a grumpy cat to deal with.
    Honestly, considering I have 7 grumpy cats, I'm not sure I would notice anymore.
    And really, with the way shipping is, I would end up with a grumpy cat corpse and then my 7 grumpy cats would eat it. Then barf. Then I would be grumpy.
    Maybe I'll just paint one on the side of my swanky 360. Oh yeah!

    And Bogey, I tried wrestling a Santa hat on one of the cats for a Christmas picture. The only thing I got out of it was a large gash that I am pretty sure is going to scar. I don't know why I don't throw that cat over the fence.
    Spoiler:

    Gimme stuff. Please. And I don't just mean my Secret Satan.
  • Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Registered User regular
    You and me Godmode, you and me.

    Steam 3DS 4012 4146 9468
  • MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    Goddamnit Bogey

    I HAD THAT SONIC STUFFED ANIMAL until my eldest sister made me throw out all my stuffed animals.

    why did I do that

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  • LegbaLegba Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Aw shucks, I'm glad everything worked out there. That v-log gave me a great smile too!
    I had no idea how long it would take, or if it would safely travel. I had a dream that the C+H would crush the chocolate to mush!
    There was one custom mystery gift that mistakenly didn't ship, so I decided to go digital. (It was something weird anyway)

    I'm glad those E-books were so well received. I had enjoyed most of those books from the public library here, so I was down with sending them your way.

    Merry Christmas. You should expect two small somethings in your inbox/stockings on the 25th!

    That's why I did the unboxing, man! The best part of giving gifts is watching people unwrap them. I'm just sorry I couldn't do something similar for the Kindle gifts. The books are awesome, by the way; I did a whole take that got lost with a dramatic reading from one of them.

    But The Complete Calvin and Hobbes, man, that's something else entirely. I never in a million years expected to get that. I genuinely teared up a little bit when I saw it.

    So thank you for being a wonderful Satan, and I really hope I don't get you next year because I have no idea how I'd top this. ;-)

    Legba on
  • MrDoctorProfessorMrDoctorProfessor Registered User regular
    A WILD PRESENT APPEARS!!!
    Just got back from holidaying around Old Sacramento with the Fam. Taking pics now!

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    Hey Satan!
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