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Secret Satans and the 1 Silly Goose who couldn't... Sign up to help the 1 shaftee!

nevilleneville The Worst Gay(Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
edited January 2012 in Singularity Engine++
It is January. The Satan-Must-Get-Their-Package date has come and gone. I am proud of... almost all of you.

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(Mully continues the tradition of making awesome art for this, so thanks a million mully. <3!)

Signup info
This is where you do the sign-ups.

THE RULES HAVE CHANGED/BEEN EXPANDED THIS YEAR.
So read them all before you try to sign up.


Rules:

1. I will NOT go back and email you and/or correct it if you do it wrong. I don't have time for that. So save us both some time and do it right.
If I update the thread and you sent you email a full day earlier... you probably messed up. So do it again. Please DO NOT apologize in the email; that makes it harder to send when I'm matching.
It's fine, just trying to keep it efficient. If you really need to tell me something, do it via PM.

2. There is no minimum spending amount and no maximum spending amount. Just because you spend $500 on your person, doesn't mean you'll get the same amount spent on you. And some people make handmade shit because they're poor, talented, or some combination.

3. Wishlists or suggestions ARE REQUIRED this year. If you feel you are a regular and people should know what you like; awesome. You still can't sign up without this info.

4. International people are allowed. There is a field now in the sign up process for if you REALLY are strapped for cash, but I still cannot 100% guarantee you will not get someone in Australia, New Zealand, or lesser Uranus. IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THIS POSSIBILITY, DO NOT SIGN UP. Note: Canada is NOT considered "international."

5. If nobody knows who you are, you probably will not be allowed to sign up. This is to cut down on the number of deadbeat Satans.

6. People who do not send gifts will be banned. Seriously. Not you "might" get banned, you 100% WILL get banned. Lewie P's Stepdad is tired of people whining about not getting shit, so if you sign up, you better fucking send something. Excuses are not accepted. I don't care if you are deployed to Afghanistan, lose your job, or are in love with Jesus; IF YOU SIGN UP AND DON'T SEND YOU WILL BE BANNED. The deadline to receive gifts is JANUARY 22, 2012. That's a full 4 WEEKS after Xmas. If you can't get it in by then at the latest, don't be a silly goose (or worse) -- don't sign up.


7. DO NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT WHAT YOU GOT. But while a joke gift is ok, sending only terrible gifts just to be terrible is not encouraged. I.E. Don't do it.

6. Do NOT send NSFW gifts unless they specifically OK it in the info sent to you when you get your person.


How Do I Sign Up, Boss?
Send an email to mailto:secretsatantwo@gmail.com.

THIS EMAIL MUST HAVE YOUR FORUM USERNAME AS A SUBJECT. DO NOT TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT, WE MIGHT HAVE A THREAD ABOUT THAT! IF WE DO NOT, THEN JUST LINK A WISHLIST IN YOUR SIG.
The email MUST CONTAIN:

Your Name (YOUR REAL ONE. NO ALIASES. NO ABBREVIATIONS. If you aren't comfortable with that, don't sign up.)
Your full Address (INCLUDING country)
Your Preference in Sending Internationally: YES / NO ( I AM A POOR GOOSE BUT I WILL SUCK IT UP IF I GET PAIRED WITH ONE)
If NSFW gifts are OK or NOT
Link to your amazon/foodzie/etsy/etc wishlist OR a few items here**

** Also acceptable: A link to a post containing description of things you do/don't want, T-shirt size, etc.

The traditional.... Framling's Fantastic FAQ For Foisting Freebies On Friendly Forumers!

Q: My person lives outside the country! What if shipping takes a long time?
A: Oh shit! Better plan ahead!

Q: I got evicted from my apartment! I can't afford a present right now.
A: Shouldn't have signed up, Poordilocks!


Sign-Up List: (Will likely be updated only ONCE daily during Mon-Fri) - Current as of 10/13/2011 @ 11:40 am PST.
thorgot
Naphtali
Sara Lynn
Butters
Platypus Beirut
DrZiplock
Usagi
Rolo
A duck!
Blake T
Gatsby
godmode
Bucketman
Lost Salient
Marth
Iloveslimes
BYToady
Goose!
That Dave Fella
Centipede Damascus
Stale
Uriel
Smart Hero
lostwords
kadith
Metroidzoid
Slacker71
Keith
Tossrock
2 Marcus 2 Ravens
Squall
Vann Diras
Aphostile
The Lovely Bastard
Hunter
#pipe
Orikaeshigitae
Sweeney Tom
Nogs
SenorTacos
CrackedLens
Ten
Forar
Aeyther
SLyM
skettios
kusuguttai
Mortal Sky
Wombat!!
Sticks
Zonugal
Moriveth
Romanian My Escutcheon
mully
Theidar
Sheri
Okami
Legba
MrDoctorProfessor
Vivixenne
Fletcher
Matey
Munkus Beaver
Neville
George Fornby Grill
dougyfresh
As7
zucchini
Schide
antimatter
Mint
ShimSham
BEAST!
Didgeridoo
feebsicle
Sal
I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up
Tox
Caulk Bite 6
DHS Odium
The Geebs That Is A Pony
Zay
Kochikens
B.C.
visionofclarity
Kwoaru
Isoldae
Blackhawk1313
BusterK
Fortytwo
ceres
MoosehatIV
KetBra
Tonkka
Zerofill
spookymuffin
Staleghoti
chrishallett83
Margarazzi
Bogey
TankHammer
CorporateLogo
Tef
egreco
PRD
David Coffman
Robert Khoo
QuickSnap
. (plut)
Perrsun
The_reflection
OminousLozenge
Veretas
Langly
bwanie
Matev
Fearghaill
sarukun
Virgil_Leads_You
Weaver
vermiculture
End
skull man
PkErthbnd
jackisreal



Secret Satan chains:

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Posts

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Again, I will be out of town with limited (if at all) internet access until Dec 27.
    If you need anything answered / need a message to/from your satan / etc, please contact Usagi or else use someone as an intermediary.

    Thanks! :)

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  • MrDoctorProfessorMrDoctorProfessor Registered User regular
    Im just posting this again here cuz I dont want my Satan to miss it!
    MY GIFTS!!! :)
    Spoiled for length ;)
    So I get this package..
    IMG_0315.jpg

    And I open it
    IMG_0316.jpg

    PRESENTS!!!!
    IMG_0320.jpg

    Lets see whats on this tag..uhhhhhh
    IMG_0317.jpg

    Oh wait, there's something on this one
    IMG_0319.jpg
    Awwww! Well thank you Satan!

    Woooo!
    IMG_0325.jpg
    One of my favorites in hardcover!

    Let me stress again...WOOOO
    IMG_0322.jpg
    It even comes with a KickPuncher comic!

    I dont have enough WOOOOs!
    IMG_0321.jpg
    Awwwww yea! Sweet game to add to my minimal 3DS collection!

    Then there is this beast
    IMG_0326.jpg
    This thing is soooo heavy. I cant even fathom what is this heavy. Is it a weight set? Does my Satan know Im a fat fatty?

    My reaction upon opening
    IMG_0287-1.jpg

    What?! WHAT!!! WHAAAAT?!?!?!?!
    IMG_0327.jpg
    SOOOOOOO AWESOME!!!!!! I CANT BELIEVE IT. IM SOOOO HAPPY. I LOVE CALVIN AND HOBBES!!!

    SOOO MUCH...CHECK IT
    IMG_0308.jpg

    The total haul
    IMG_0330.jpg

    Thank you soooo much Satan. I have your real name but not your forum name. So, I'd like to know, just so I can properly thank you, but if you want to keep it truly secret, just know that I love you and you are awesome. It is just so crazy that there is so much awesomeness around these forums that people will just gift such awesome things to complete strangers. Im super stoke to be part of the C&H collection club now. I too feel that it is something everyone should have. Merry Christmas Satan!!!!

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    Hey Satan!
    Post
    Amazon
    Steam
  • TefTef Registered User regular
    I really want to know who my Satan is! The steam message I got didn't have any names on it except for their steam name and I know that they live in Washington State somewhere.

    I love surprises, so waiting until the mail part of my gift arrives is probably the bet way to find out unless try want to out themselves now?

  • MateyMatey see, look how sad i am now give me your wallet.Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Im just posting this again here cuz I dont want my Satan to miss it!
    MY GIFTS!!! :)
    Spoiled for length ;)
    So I get this package..
    IMG_0315.jpg

    And I open it
    IMG_0316.jpg

    PRESENTS!!!!
    IMG_0320.jpg

    Lets see whats on this tag..uhhhhhh
    IMG_0317.jpg

    Oh wait, there's something on this one
    IMG_0319.jpg
    Awwww! Well thank you Satan!

    Woooo!
    IMG_0325.jpg
    One of my favorites in hardcover!

    Let me stress again...WOOOO
    IMG_0322.jpg
    It even comes with a KickPuncher comic!

    I dont have enough WOOOOs!
    IMG_0321.jpg
    Awwwww yea! Sweet game to add to my minimal 3DS collection!

    Then there is this beast
    IMG_0326.jpg
    This thing is soooo heavy. I cant even fathom what is this heavy. Is it a weight set? Does my Satan know Im a fat fatty?

    My reaction upon opening
    IMG_0287-1.jpg

    What?! WHAT!!! WHAAAAT?!?!?!?!
    IMG_0327.jpg
    SOOOOOOO AWESOME!!!!!! I CANT BELIEVE IT. IM SOOOO HAPPY. I LOVE CALVIN AND HOBBES!!!

    SOOO MUCH...CHECK IT
    IMG_0308.jpg

    The total haul
    IMG_0330.jpg

    Thank you soooo much Satan. I have your real name but not your forum name. So, I'd like to know, just so I can properly thank you, but if you want to keep it truly secret, just know that I love you and you are awesome. It is just so crazy that there is so much awesomeness around these forums that people will just gift such awesome things to complete strangers. Im super stoke to be part of the C&H collection club now. I too feel that it is something everyone should have. Merry Christmas Satan!!!!

    you should have a couple more things coming

    edit: and just to clarify, I got my gifts. I'm not sure who gave them to me (outside of their real name), but I really appreciate it. Been playin the hell outta em.

    Matey on
  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    That makes 2 collections

    Friend code for Pokemon fiends everywhere: Arch 0447-6824-1112
  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella tube Registered User regular
    I have sent my Satan their gifts. I hope they all arrive safely. Amazon were jerks, eBay were jerks, everyone was jerks but I got stuff shipped!

    PSN: ThatDaveFella
  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    B.C. wrote:
    That makes 2 collections

    3. MrDoctorProfessor, Centipede Damascus, and Legba

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Registered User regular
    i sent my stuff yesterday

    but ill be sending more via the internet

    because fuck paying that international postage again.

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    PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast Satan!
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited December 2011
    OMG hurray for presents!

    AcUGm.jpg

    VfcQT.jpg

    Thank you, @Veretas ! <3

    Sheri on
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    I like that shirt

  • LegbaLegba Registered User regular
    Oh wow, love that shirt.

  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    Wow! Super cute!

    My Satan should get their stuff today, hopefully--c'mon US postal service, don't let me down

  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    I sent my stuff out yesterday. It should be at my satanee's house on Tuesday.

    Extra Christmas!!

    XBoxLive Gamertag: ZombieKyle Secret Satan Wishlist
  • zucchinizucchini pretty much amazing Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    oh man wrong thread....


    woo presents

    zucchini on
  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    zucchini wrote:
    :?
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    You're not geting away that easy

    Keith on
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  • zucchinizucchini pretty much amazing Registered User regular
    its cool I just posted it in another thread instead

    numbers make brain hurt

  • LegbaLegba Registered User regular
    Well gosh darn it, now I want to play SWOR.

    (Yeah, right, "now".)

  • zucchinizucchini pretty much amazing Registered User regular
  • FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    My stuff was sent out last week, should be getting there any second now.

  • FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    Scratch that - he got it, good times.

  • SenorTacosSenorTacos Registered User regular
    Oh I got something! I'll post tonight!

  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    Hey, Satanee: The stuff I'm sending you doesn't have a gift option....so it won't be wrapped and I can't attach a note and the prices will be sitting right there in the open.

    IGNORE ALL OF THOSE THINGS, YOU GLORIOUS BASTARD.

    Also, the main crux of your gift will be arriving a bit later on. Like I've mentioned, you can't rush awesome.

    snap02869.jpg "zip, i dunno what it is about you, but there's something very cat-like about your face. i can't really place it. like, a puma or something. you'd make a good mountain lion." Wishlist Post
  • MrDoctorProfessorMrDoctorProfessor Registered User regular
    Matey wrote:
    Im just posting this again here cuz I dont want my Satan to miss it!
    MY GIFTS!!! :)
    Spoiled for length ;)
    So I get this package..
    IMG_0315.jpg

    And I open it
    IMG_0316.jpg

    PRESENTS!!!!
    IMG_0320.jpg

    Lets see whats on this tag..uhhhhhh
    IMG_0317.jpg

    Oh wait, there's something on this one
    IMG_0319.jpg
    Awwww! Well thank you Satan!

    Woooo!
    IMG_0325.jpg
    One of my favorites in hardcover!

    Let me stress again...WOOOO
    IMG_0322.jpg
    It even comes with a KickPuncher comic!

    I dont have enough WOOOOs!
    IMG_0321.jpg
    Awwwww yea! Sweet game to add to my minimal 3DS collection!

    Then there is this beast
    IMG_0326.jpg
    This thing is soooo heavy. I cant even fathom what is this heavy. Is it a weight set? Does my Satan know Im a fat fatty?

    My reaction upon opening
    IMG_0287-1.jpg

    What?! WHAT!!! WHAAAAT?!?!?!?!
    IMG_0327.jpg
    SOOOOOOO AWESOME!!!!!! I CANT BELIEVE IT. IM SOOOO HAPPY. I LOVE CALVIN AND HOBBES!!!

    SOOO MUCH...CHECK IT
    IMG_0308.jpg

    The total haul
    IMG_0330.jpg

    Thank you soooo much Satan. I have your real name but not your forum name. So, I'd like to know, just so I can properly thank you, but if you want to keep it truly secret, just know that I love you and you are awesome. It is just so crazy that there is so much awesomeness around these forums that people will just gift such awesome things to complete strangers. Im super stoke to be part of the C&H collection club now. I too feel that it is something everyone should have. Merry Christmas Satan!!!!

    you should have a couple more things coming

    edit: and just to clarify, I got my gifts. I'm not sure who gave them to me (outside of their real name), but I really appreciate it. Been playin the hell outta em.

    Whaa? More?!?! You are indeed awesome. Thank you so much Matey!

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    Hey Satan!
    Post
    Amazon
    Steam
  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    I think this is accurate:

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  • FearghaillFearghaill Hunkrat Primed and ReadyRegistered User regular
    oh my god. I just got back from 4 days with the in-laws, and found a parcel pickup slip on the kitchen counter. I've got to go back out the door for a party, and while I could rush out a post of what that parcel contained, to do so would be a great disservice to the effort and generosity my satan put into it. I'm going to do it right, which means later tonight or tomorrow. For now though, a preview. When I saw the name on the box I was filled with a mixture of dread, anticipation, and relief that I said no to NSFW gifts. I thought I recognized the last name, but the first was unfamiliar. I made my wife drive and went at the tape with my trusty swiss army knife. I had to be sure.

    oh no

    oh no

    oh yes
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    This is seriously awesome and is going to take a while, but major thanks, @Zonugal!

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  • ZonugalZonugal Registered User regular
    You deserve it!!!

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    Sheri wrote:
    OMG hurray for presents!

    AcUGm.jpg

    VfcQT.jpg

    Thank you, @Veretas ! <3

    Happy Channukah and a Merry Christmas! :D

    There is still yet more to come! Though it probably won't be there until January.

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Fearghaill wrote:
    oh my god. I just got back from 4 days with the in-laws, and found a parcel pickup slip on the kitchen counter. I've got to go back out the door for a party, and while I could rush out a post of what that parcel contained, to do so would be a great disservice to the effort and generosity my satan put into it. I'm going to do it right, which means later tonight or tomorrow. For now though, a preview. When I saw the name on the box I was filled with a mixture of dread, anticipation, and relief that I said no to NSFW gifts. I thought I recognized the last name, but the first was unfamiliar. I made my wife drive and went at the tape with my trusty swiss army knife. I had to be sure.

    oh no

    oh no

    oh yes
    Zwyi4.jpg

    This is seriously awesome and is going to take a while, but major thanks, @Zonugal!

    Oh God

  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    Honestly, I think that would have been my reaction as well.

    snap02869.jpg "zip, i dunno what it is about you, but there's something very cat-like about your face. i can't really place it. like, a puma or something. you'd make a good mountain lion." Wishlist Post
  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    Matey wrote:
    Im just posting this again here cuz I dont want my Satan to miss it!
    MY GIFTS!!! :)
    Spoiled for length ;)
    So I get this package..
    IMG_0315.jpg

    And I open it
    IMG_0316.jpg

    PRESENTS!!!!
    IMG_0320.jpg

    Lets see whats on this tag..uhhhhhh
    IMG_0317.jpg

    Oh wait, there's something on this one
    IMG_0319.jpg
    Awwww! Well thank you Satan!

    Woooo!
    IMG_0325.jpg
    One of my favorites in hardcover!

    Let me stress again...WOOOO
    IMG_0322.jpg
    It even comes with a KickPuncher comic!

    I dont have enough WOOOOs!
    IMG_0321.jpg
    Awwwww yea! Sweet game to add to my minimal 3DS collection!

    Then there is this beast
    IMG_0326.jpg
    This thing is soooo heavy. I cant even fathom what is this heavy. Is it a weight set? Does my Satan know Im a fat fatty?

    My reaction upon opening
    IMG_0287-1.jpg

    What?! WHAT!!! WHAAAAT?!?!?!?!
    IMG_0327.jpg
    SOOOOOOO AWESOME!!!!!! I CANT BELIEVE IT. IM SOOOO HAPPY. I LOVE CALVIN AND HOBBES!!!

    SOOO MUCH...CHECK IT
    IMG_0308.jpg

    The total haul
    IMG_0330.jpg

    Thank you soooo much Satan. I have your real name but not your forum name. So, I'd like to know, just so I can properly thank you, but if you want to keep it truly secret, just know that I love you and you are awesome. It is just so crazy that there is so much awesomeness around these forums that people will just gift such awesome things to complete strangers. Im super stoke to be part of the C&H collection club now. I too feel that it is something everyone should have. Merry Christmas Satan!!!!

    you should have a couple more things coming

    edit: and just to clarify, I got my gifts. I'm not sure who gave them to me (outside of their real name), but I really appreciate it. Been playin the hell outta em.

    Was that so hard?! Enjoy!

  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    fucking SD card wasn't in my camera the first time so I had to retake the pictures.

    Anyway.

    Fedex bro woke me up to a kinda large box, once more addressed to yours truly, cracked that bitch open to find one (1) present with the tag as such:
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    ahah! someone to blame. Hrm his grammar isn't that good but I'll let it pass in light of the awesome gi-

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    snack attack. Fuckin' box of pringles hell yeah, chips for DAYS.

    @Jackisreal, you have done splendid and are a Cool Dude, thank you for everything!

  • skettiosskettios Registered User regular
    Package sent!
    Probably won't get there till next week though.

  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    Fourth and final wave out.


    Subsequent BONUS WAVE in progress!!?!??!?!

  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    Took blood, sweat, and tears Satanee, but it's coming.

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    Jack's a fraud

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  • ZonugalZonugal Registered User regular
    DrZiplock wrote:
    Honestly, I think that would have been my reaction as well.

    I actually refrain 100% from sending NSFW gifts during these types of things. I just feel they are always joke gifts and as good as a laugh is I'd feel like an ass depriving someone from an honest gift for a quick chuckle.

    Andrew_WK_Sig.jpg
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