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Secret Satans and the 1 Silly Goose who couldn't... Sign up to help the 1 shaftee!

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    Rest easy Keith, and all! No suckers here. The package arrived safe and sound that day, the contents of which I'm pretty sure caused my face to possibly melt (with joy) so to my secret satan I say kudos, you really couldn't have have done better and I loved every bit of it. I will post pics when I have a spare moment but thank you so much! I would identify my Satan so that glory could be showered upon him but my wife tossed all the packaging and my memory is poor when it comes to names, or faces, or people in general so if you would like to step forward and receive your accolades by all means do so!

    Also, sorry I hadn't been around much, holiday season demands much of my time in about five different directions so my apologies if it caused any consternation. Along that same line to alleviate any concerns there may be, my satanee's package will be shipped out tomorrow without fail. In the future, I will make a point of cloning myself so as to optimize my time usage. At present then, I will work on perfecting cloning technology!

    TLDR -
    I received my gifts on Dec 27th in perfect condition and loved every bit.
    My satanee's gifts will be shipped tomorrow.
    <3 Keith

    P.S.
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    Yo, that was me! I signed all the packages but forgot to write a note, sorry.

    I also had one more of your gifts show up in the mail the day after I shipped your stuff off. I'll send it to you next time I'm down towards the post office.

    Glad you like the stuff!

    XBoxLive Gamertag: ZombieKyle Secret Satan Wishlist
  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    Thanks for running the show @neville and @Usagi! Thanks for allowing me to fulfill my deepest desire to make lists of people and color-coded spreadsheets.

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  • skettiosskettios Enchanted ForestRegistered User regular
    bwanie wrote: »
    it's pretty uncouth to speculate on your satan prior to receiving your gift, right?

    because i have had a sneaking suspicion since a couple of weeks and as the numbers are getting smaller i'm pretty sure i'm on the money.

    My satanee can probably guess who I am by now
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    If they have the skill

  • vermiculturevermiculture Registered User regular
    ohmygod

    steam id: vermiculture
  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    @Zay Damn you Steam for ruining the surprise .. Glad you got it. I really wanted to get you Zombieland, but at the price I found it, figured it was better to get you more movies. F you Sam Goody ...and the Dawn of the Dead joke will become apparent after watching. Merry belated Christmas!

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    3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    @vermiculture, is it you?!

  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    oh dammit. this new box is like twice the size of the old one.

    I guess have it to fill it up, then.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    Use it to wrap the wound in your leg.

    I'm sure the blood will wash out.

  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    ohmygod

    hee hee

  • vermiculturevermiculture Registered User regular
    Janson wrote:
    vermiculture, is it you?!

    it was me. I can't post my pictures right now (you already know what it is) but I will when I get home tonight. Honestly I don't know what to say thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou

    steam id: vermiculture
  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    :o:o:o:D:D:D

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Margarazzi wrote:
    Thanks for running the show @neville and @Usagi! Thanks for allowing me to fulfill my deepest desire to make lists of people and color-coded spreadsheets.

    :D

    I have some ideas for how to make next year easier.
    Also I'll be adding in phone numbers, since sending things to people who don't reveal their gift address asks for a number.
    I sent some phantom gifts last night to someone else(!!) and was like "Oh... ok... here use mine"

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  • zucchinizucchini robothero pretty much amazingRegistered User regular
    edited January 2012
    I think my gift was so appreciated my person exploded.

    Which, once their identity is revealed, could result in more global backlash than anticipated.

    zucchini on
  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    Soooooo Amazon says my packages were delivered on the 23rd of December and my Satan hasn't posted about it or replied to any of the people I've had send him query PM's

    I no wan banz

    Friend code for Pokemon fiends everywhere: Arch 0447-6824-1112
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
  • DidgeridooDidgeridoo Flighty Dame Registered User regular
    VERMI IS THE BIG WINNNNNNAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

    Pics dude PICS :D

  • SenorTacosSenorTacos Registered User regular
    So I got another package from @As7! Pictures will come tomorrow. But it is a fantastic packaaaage!

  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    For people worried about international package tracking, it might be worth spending a little more and using FedEx over registered post or whatever?

  • spookymuffinspookymuffin ( ° ʖ ° ) Puyallup WA Registered User regular
    OH SHIT SON, IT'S A GiftGet.gif POST!
    So I get back home to the frozen Korean nightmare, and I have a package waiting for me!

    A box!

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    Upon clawing at it maniacally, I find that there are THINGS in the box!

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    First up, a pair of decks for the UFS card game. I'm going to have to track down someone to play this with.

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    A book from The Onion! I always like reading stuff from them, it's usually quite funny.

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    A whoopee cushion! So I can trick my friends into thinking that farts happen.

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    The Lava Dragon Lego game! I had no idea that Lego made games. This will surely be awesome to play with friends.

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    Who sent all of these awesome items? Let's see...

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    Thanks, Zucchini! This was a nice box o stuff to soften the cold harsh winter. :D

    PSN: MegaSpooky // 3DS: 3797-6276-7138
    Wii U NNID: MegaSpooky
  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    Sheri's awesome stuff could not have gone to a better dude than Vermi

    Dude is aces

    XBoxLive Gamertag: ZombieKyle Secret Satan Wishlist
  • .. Registered User, ClubPA regular
    So, I just sent out four boxes of stuff. I hope whoever gets them, likes them.

    Gimme stuff. Please. And I don't just mean my Secret Satan.
  • vermiculturevermiculture Registered User regular
    my incredible gift from sheri. I had a lot of things written up for each picture, but I decided that too many words would really ruin how cool this is.


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    I really wanted the blanket when it was first revealed because, well look at it!
    But I was shocked when I went to pick up the box. I recognized Sheri's name and the box from when she posted a picture of it and I think I let out a little 'ohshit' when my apt office manager gave it to me. I didn't expect to get it, and I don't feel like I deserve such a gift.
    I don't even know what to do with it. Should I frame it?! Hang it up somewhere? Did you show photos to Khoo? I want to use it but I don't want to ruin it. HOW COOL IS THAT BLANKET?
    The other thing about it, is that the pictures don't do it much justice for how big it is. This thing, is HUGE. And I really believe sheri is a wizard, I can't believe she made this thing by hand. It is so well made and it must have cost her a million real dollars and taken a million hours to make and just oh my gosh.

    Really truly, thank you.

    But it leaves me with a question- who was that person who sent me the very nice tee shirt? It was most certainly not Sheri, it was a girl's name from Pittsburgh. Was that just a red herring?

    steam id: vermiculture
  • OkamiOkami On the internet nobody knows you're a dog. Nobody. Land of Ports, OreganoRegistered User regular
    oh man that blanket is amazing

    Sheri wins satans

  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    It is huuuuge! :o

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    that's rad!

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Well it is the perfect size for that bed

    so

    put it on that bed!

  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    Holy fuck @Sticks owns, incoming giftpost

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited January 2012
    So I moved out of my parents' house about a month and a half ago. Today, my dad swung by my new place with THIS!

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    A blurry package!


    Let's open it!
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    The suspense is killing me...


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    Ooh, a note! As a person who is capable of reading I find notes highly intriguing.


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    Why yes, I do like fine things! Thank you, @Sticks and Keika! Now what's underneath that packaging...


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    Holy. Shit. That is officially a metric fuck ton of individually wrapped gifts. I am speechless.


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    And in order of decreasing height to satisfy the ever gnawing OCDemons. Seriously though. Look at all those presents. Look at all that wrapping paper. Incredible.

    Now, to open them! First off...

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    A monocle and fake mustache! I like the idea that Sticks just has like, a drawer full of fake mustaches ready to go at any instant.


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    Shaving soap! Awesome! I'd thought about getting into safety razor shaving because fuck Gillette, this would make it a lot easier!


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    No, not tiny cigarettes, a sampler pack of razor blades! Now I have enough for shaving AND my cutting up my blow! Sweet!


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    Toilet paper! Finally! I've been using the three shells this whole time, and let me tell you, that is hell on the ol' sphincter. But, is that something... inside?


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    A badger brush!? Jeeze dude this is practically a whole kit! And I still have three presents to go! Does your generosity know no bounds??


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    Tossrock wrote:
    Does your generosity know no bounds??

    Apparently the answer is yes, it does know no bounds. I'll wait while you sort that sentence out. Wait, and admire my BRAND NEW RAZOR. Holy fucking shit, man! An entire shaving set! I had dreamt of being this pretentious ever since reading those bluefoxicy threads but I could never have done it on my own. Joking aside, I am seriously so happy and grateful you don't even know. This is awesome. And we're not done yet, folks!


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    A stand for both the razor and the brush! This classes up my bathroom by about a million percent. And now, last but not least...

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    An awesome book and peppermint bark! I had been meaning to check out Robert J. Sawyer for a while now, it's like your psychic or some shit.

    Wait. Are you psychic? You'd tell me if you're psychic, right? Because if so, don't read my mind between 9:00 and 10:00 PM PST. That's special Tossrock time. Ahhh yes.

    I forget what I was talking about.


    And all together now:

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    Hmm, yes.

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    Rather.

    Thank you so much @Sticks and also your undoubtedly lovely wife! You rule!

    Tossrock on
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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    I really wanted the blanket when it was first revealed because, well look at it!
    But I was shocked when I went to pick up the box. I recognized Sheri's name and the box from when she posted a picture of it and I think I let out a little 'ohshit' when my apt office manager gave it to me. I didn't expect to get it, and I don't feel like I deserve such a gift.

    Shit, son, of COURSE you deserve The Blanket.

    E: Man, I forgot to make this joke.

    Scene: Vermiculture's bedroom
    The hero of our tale has just had a charming evening with a young woman from the reptile department and has escorted her to his boudoir.

    Enter Hot Girl #14 and Vermiculture, stage left

    Hot Girl #14: Oh my! It's so big
    Vermiculture: Why thank you. Ladies often say that about my mushroom.

    ThreeCubed on
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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    Tossrock wrote: »
    So I moved out of my parents' house about a month and a half ago. Today, my dad swung by my new place with THIS!

    EfYDE.jpg

    A blurry package!


    Let's open it!
    ACgoK.jpg

    The suspense is killing me...


    nh88L.jpg

    Ooh, a note! As a person who is capable of reading I find notes highly intriguing.


    YbJZX.jpg

    Why yes, I do like fine things! Thank you, @Sticks and Keika! Now what's underneath that packaging...


    yn0UK.jpg

    Holy. Shit. That is officially a metric fuck ton of individually wrapped gifts. I am speechless.


    oJbgo.jpg

    And in order of decreasing height to satisfy the ever gnawing OCDemons. Seriously though. Look at all those presents. Look at all that wrapping paper. Incredible.

    Now, to open them! First off...

    ABTMM.jpg

    A monocle and fake mustache! I like the idea that Sticks just has like, a drawer full of fake mustaches ready to go at any instant.


    3XpRO.jpg

    Shaving soap! Awesome! I'd thought about getting into safety razor shaving because fuck Gillette, this would make it a lot easier!


    NZQUH.jpg

    No, not tiny cigarettes, a sampler pack of razor blades! Now I have enough for shaving AND my cutting up my blow! Sweet!


    2EcPp.jpg

    Toilet paper! Finally! I've been using the three shells this whole time, and let me tell you, that is hell on the ol' sphincter. But, is that something... inside?


    XoXM2.jpg

    A badger brush!? Jeeze dude this is practically a whole kit! And I still have three presents to go! Does your generosity know no bounds??


    b7U6r.jpg
    Tossrock wrote:
    Does your generosity know no bounds??

    Apparently the answer is yes, it does know no bounds. I'll wait while you sort that sentence out. Wait, and admire my BRAND NEW RAZOR. Holy fucking shit, man! An entire shaving set! I had dreamt of being this pretentious ever since reading those bluefoxicy threads but I could never have done it on my own. Joking aside, I am seriously so happy and grateful you don't even know. This is awesome. And we're not done yet, folks!


    y8XTj.jpg

    A stand for both the razor and the brush! This classes up my bathroom by about a million percent. And now, last but not least...

    31brK.jpg

    An awesome book and peppermint bark! I had been meaning to check out Robert J. Sawyer for a while now, it's like your psychic or some shit.

    Wait. Are you psychic? You'd tell me if you're psychic, right? Because if so, don't read my mind between 9:00 and 10:00 PM PST. That's special Tossrock time. Ahhh yes.

    I forget what I was talking about.


    And all together now:

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    Hmm, yes.

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    Rather.

    Thank you so much @Sticks and also your undoubtedly lovely wife! You rule!

    Individually handwrapped gifts are the best!!!!!!

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  • ZayZay yes i am zay Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    @Zay Damn you Steam for ruining the surprise .. Glad you got it. I really wanted to get you Zombieland, but at the price I found it, figured it was better to get you more movies. F you Sam Goody ...and the Dawn of the Dead joke will become apparent after watching. Merry belated Christmas!

    Thank you!!

    I haven't seen any of these movies before so I've got a lot of watches to make happen.

    And I meant to watch Walking Dead last semester because I had access to it for free because of an elective I was in but never got around to it, so this is perfect.

    Zay on
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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    Speaking of so big check out this chain created by vermiculture and tossrock's posts!!!
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    Bucketman :arrow: MetroidZoid :arrow: Zay/2 :arrow: Hunter/2/3 :arrow: CrackedLens :arrow: Blackhawk1313

    bwaine :arrow: Robert Khoo :arrow: BEAST! :arrow: Theidar :arrow: neville/2/3 :arrow: Forar/2/3 :arrow: egreco :arrow: FortyTwo :arrow: Tonkka

    chrishallett83 :arrow: #pipe/2/3/4/5 :arrow: Platypus Beirut :arrow: Gatsby

    DHS Odium arrows.gifVann Diras

    Didgeridoo :arrow: dougyfresh :arrow: Keith :arrow: Weaver/2/3 :arrow: Kochikens :arrow: The Geebs That Is A Pony :arrow: Caulk Bite 6 :arrow: Centipede Damascus/2 :arrow: Bogey :arrow: Isoldae/2 :arrow: TankHammer

    Fletcher :arrow: OminousLozenge/2/3

    jackisreal :arrow: George Fornby Grill/2/3 :arrow: Ten :arrow: sarukun/2

    Langly :arrow: QuickSnap/2/3 :arrow: Goose! :arrow: Matey :arrow: MrDoctorProfessor/2 :arrow: BusterK :arrow: Sara Lynn/2

    Marth :arrow: Okami/2/3

    Moriveth&Janson/2 arrows.gifRolo/2

    mully :arrow: ShimSham :arrow: Stale/2 :arrow: Romanian My Escutcheon :arrow: David Coffman/2

    Skull Man :arrow: PkErthbnd

    SLyM :arrow: Usagi :arrow: End :arrow: godmode/2/3/4/5 :arrow: Naphtali :arrow: . (plut)

    The_reflection :arrow: Antimatter :arrow: Wombat!!/2/3/4 :arrow: iloveslimes/2

    Vivixenne :arrow: That Dave Fella

    ??? :arrow: Feebsicle :arrow: Veretas/2 :arrow: Sheri/2 :arrow: vermiculture :arrow: As7 :arrow: SenorTacos (riddlehero) :arrow: Smart Hero/2/3 :arrow: Sticks :arrow: Tossrock :arrow: The Lovely Bastard :arrow: Tox/2/3 :arrow: lostwords/2 :arrow: Sweeney Tom :arrow: Kusuguttai/2/3/4/5

    ??? :arrow: Matev

    ??? :arrow: MoosehatIV :arrow: ceres/2 :arrow: I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up/1.5 :arrow: Aeyther/2 :arrow: Orikaeshigitae/1.5

    ??? :arrow: Mortal Sky :arrow: Schide/2 :arrow: Kwoaru :arrow: Perrsun :arrow: BYToady/2

    ??? :arrow: Munkus Beaver :arrow: B. C./2

    ??? :arrow: PRD :arrow: Mint :arrow: A Duck! :arrow: Virgil_Leads_You/2 :arrow: Legba/2/3 :arrow: zucchini/2/3/4 :arrow: Spookymuffin/2 :arrow: thorgot/2 :arrow: Slacker71/2 :arrow: Nogs

    ??? :arrow: Staleghoti :arrow: Kadith :arrow: skettios

    ??? :arrow: Tef :arrow: KetBra

    ??? :arrow: VisionOfClarity

    ??? :arrow: Zonugal :arrow: Fearghaill :arrow: 2 Marcus 2 Ravens :arrow: Margarazzi :arrow: Sal/2/3 :arrow: Uriel :arrow: Aphostile :arrow: ZeroFill

    ThreeCubed on
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  • ZayZay yes i am zay Registered User regular
    I hope Kusu gives to Bucketman

    want in on that chain action

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    God now I'm an accomplice to the dirtiness

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    3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    where's @the_Reflection at

    he gave me a thing so I hope his satan did him the same

    and if they did already i hope he posts

  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    ARGH I JUST GOT MY PRESENT

    I WILL POST PHOTOS LATER BUT I DID SOME INTERNET DETECTING AND I KNOW WHO MY SATAN IS

    I will REVEAL HIM WHEN I POST PHOTOS

    Vivixenne on
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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    @Vivixenne it's a-okay that the other stuff is delayed because of your new job! So don't be worrying bout it.

    PSN: ThatDaveFella
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2012
    my incredible gift from sheri. I had a lot of things written up for each picture, but I decided that too many words would really ruin how cool this is.

    [pictures!]

    I really wanted the blanket when it was first revealed because, well look at it!
    But I was shocked when I went to pick up the box. I recognized Sheri's name and the box from when she posted a picture of it and I think I let out a little 'ohshit' when my apt office manager gave it to me. I didn't expect to get it, and I don't feel like I deserve such a gift.
    I don't even know what to do with it. Should I frame it?! Hang it up somewhere? Did you show photos to Khoo? I want to use it but I don't want to ruin it. HOW COOL IS THAT BLANKET?
    The other thing about it, is that the pictures don't do it much justice for how big it is. This thing, is HUGE. And I really believe sheri is a wizard, I can't believe she made this thing by hand. It is so well made and it must have cost her a million real dollars and taken a million hours to make and just oh my gosh.

    Really truly, thank you.

    But it leaves me with a question- who was that person who sent me the very nice tee shirt? It was most certainly not Sheri, it was a girl's name from Pittsburgh. Was that just a red herring?

    You can do whatever you want with it! It would also make a swank rug, if you've got the room. It does fit your bed quite nicely though!

    Also: I shipped the tee directly from the Etsy seller. ;)

    And you are VERY welcome <3

    Sheri on
  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    yesssssss long chains!

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