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Thinking about joining the military

claxtonclaxton ClubPA
edited July 2007 in Singularity Engine++
To some it may sound sillly, but I really want to see just how good I can be, and I'm thinking about joining special forces. Does anyone know how you join one of the special forces groups, what all special forces groups are out there, or just any information on the subject. I'm interested in how fit I should be before I sign up, as well as how you join them (Do I tell my officer I want to go special forces after I've had combat experience or when I'm enlisting.)

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Just look up L.T. Smash.

    He can help you.

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  • KarnackKarnack Registered User
    edited July 2007
    that's right.


    lieutenant L.T. smash

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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    go to H/A

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY EVERY DAYRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I'm half-thinking about joining the Navy

    I was thinking marines but nah, don't wanna go all psycho alcoholic after i get out

    the navy won't fuck me up, i'm already gay

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    I was thinking about joining the Marines, but they're batshit nuts.
    Then I was thinking Navy, but I can't swim.
    Then I thought Air Force, but I'm afraid of heights.
    Then I was like, "Fuck that. I don't feel like being in the army and getting shot at."

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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    There are lots of jobs with the military aside from being a grunt.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Just look up L.T. Smash.

    He can help you.

    smash

    johnny smash

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Fallout wrote: »
    I'm half-thinking about joining the Navy

    I was thinking marines but nah, don't wanna go all psycho alcoholic after i get out

    the navy won't fuck me up, i'm already gay

    it's funny because that's what every marine i know did

    including my brother

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Wiggin wrote: »
    I was thinking about joining the Marines, but they're batshit nuts.
    Then I was thinking Navy, but I can't swim.
    Then I thought Air Force, but I'm afraid of heights.
    Then I was like, "Fuck that. I don't feel like being in the army and getting shot at."

    how can't you swim

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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    That's just depressing.

    I've got a good friend in the marines. He has targets set up so he can shoot while sitting on his back porch so I don't have too high expectations for anything he does in the future.

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  • sarukunsarukun Gornlord Interplanetary InsanitariumRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    This happens like 6 or 7 times a year, seems like.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    I can't see without my glasses, haven't been able to since I was little. I never took them off, so I never went swimming. And I just got contacts last summer.
    I should correct myself: I can swim, but really really badly.

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Wiggin wrote: »
    I can't see without my glasses, haven't been able to since I was little. I never took them off, so I never went swimming. And I just got contacts last summer.
    I should correct myself: I can swim, but really really badly.

    you don't really need to see to swim

    i mean, it's nice to see what's ahead of you

    but it's not necessary

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    you dont just go around asking to be in the special forces what kind of numbskull are you

    the special forces are invitation only

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    hello, yes, i'd like to join the special forces

    i have a helmet already

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    hello, yes, i'd like to join the special forces

    i have a helmet already

    no, that's special education

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  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Air wrote: »
    you dont just go around asking to be in the special forces what kind of numbskull are you

    the special forces are invitation only

    Hey guy who looks like a spy from another country of course you can join the Special Forces and learn all our secrets.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    Wiggin wrote: »
    I can't see without my glasses, haven't been able to since I was little. I never took them off, so I never went swimming. And I just got contacts last summer.
    I should correct myself: I can swim, but really really badly.

    you don't really need to see to swim

    i mean, it's nice to see what's ahead of you

    but it's not necessary

    When I say, "I can't see," I mean I really can't see. Like, a foot away, and that shit's pretty blurry.
    I'd rather be dry than blind.
    Like I said, I can swim a little. Like, enough to stay afloat while they pulled me into a boat. Any distance? Not so much.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Air wrote: »
    you dont just go around asking to be in the special forces what kind of numbskull are you

    the special forces are invitation only

    No.

    http://www.army.com/enlist/special-forces.html

    Keep in mind I'm not covering Navy Seals or the other flavors of that field, but there are steps to apply for special forces within a branch of the military like the Army.

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  • MulysaSemproniusMulysaSempronius but also susie nyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    hahahaha

    If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    where do i sign up so that they'll test stuff on me that'll give me super powers

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    where do i sign up so that they'll test stuff on me that'll give me super powers

    Google up DARPA.

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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    OP played SOCOM too fucking much.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Just be really scrawny and volunteer. They'll be like "The perfect candidate!"
    And then you'll fight Nazis.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Gafoto wrote: »
    OP played SOCOM too fucking much.

    Weird thing is, a lot of applicants to SEALS in recent years have mentioned that game a shitton.

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    where do i sign up so that they'll test stuff on me that'll give me super powers

    Google up DARPA.

    Last time I talked to the chief he had a heart attack

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  • SASA Registered User
    edited July 2007
    I'll join the space army when we start fighting aliens. That would be fun.

    Pewpew.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Gafoto wrote: »
    OP played SOCOM too fucking much.

    Weird thing is, a lot of applicants to SEALS in recent years have mentioned that game a shitton.

    My mom's friend's nephew, David, is a SEAL. I guess a few years back, she asked him what he did, and he said "I could tell you but I'd have to kill you." She starts laughing, and he goes, "No, seriously. If I told you, I'd have to kill you. You can't know what I do."
    I was like, "Whoa. Awesome."

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    where do i sign up so that they'll test stuff on me that'll give me super powers

    Google up DARPA.

    Last time I talked to the chief he had a heart attack

    "Take off that Robin costume, Snake. Jesus fuck."

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Wiggin wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Gafoto wrote: »
    OP played SOCOM too fucking much.

    Weird thing is, a lot of applicants to SEALS in recent years have mentioned that game a shitton.

    My mom's friend's nephew, David, is a SEAL. I guess a few years back, she asked him what he did, and he said "I could tell you but I'd have to kill you." She starts laughing, and he goes, "No, seriously. If I told you, I'd have to kill you. You can't know what I do."
    I was like, "Whoa. Awesome."

    what a tool

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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Then he snapped the bitches neck for asking silly questions.

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  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS
    edited July 2007
    id join just so i can legally kill someone

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  • LarlarLarlar Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited July 2007
    Join NAMBLA.

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    i would use my power for good

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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    You can do that in any branch of the military.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    i would use my power for good

    Lies.

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  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS
    edited July 2007
    85% of video games involve killing people.
    theres got to be some fun to it.

    89% of all statistics are made up on the spot

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    if i told you id have to kill you

    thats like an invitation to tie a dude up and get coercive

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    But yeah, OP...

    Are you actually in a branch of the military right now?

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Drano wrote: »
    85% of video games involve killing people.
    theres got to be some fun to it.

    89% of all statistics are made up on the spot

    i feel bad when i kill people in games

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