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Secret Satans and the 1 Silly Goose who couldn't... Sign up to help the 1 shaftee!

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    Boys, boys

    I've got enough for the both of you
    A-are you sure that's coconut milk Keith?

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

    bit.ly/2XQM1ke
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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Tef wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    Boys, boys

    I've got enough for the both of you
    A-are you sure that's coconut milk Keith?

    There's a hint of pineapple in it

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    Haha

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

    bit.ly/2XQM1ke
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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    So, how good are these coconut slabs?

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    Wooooooooo!

    Glad you got your gifts Chris :D Really happy you like 'em. If it was up to me I would've also gotten you Mort and The Hogfather but unfortunately they were out of stock most bookshops I went to. And yes, taste of what's to come, but I'll admit I'm just relieved I fell within the due date.

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    HyperBalladHyperBallad A ball of vivid colour and barely contained emotions Sydney. Lost in time and space.Registered User regular
    I owe you so many sloppy blowjobs...

    AHEM! That's my job thankyou!

    Steam: poetic_gecko.
    2DS/3DS Friend code 0361-7385-2366
    Twitter: @PoeticGecko
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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Gatsby tag me in for those sloppy blowjobs

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    HyperBalladHyperBallad A ball of vivid colour and barely contained emotions Sydney. Lost in time and space.Registered User regular
    Keith, you won't need me to send you a message then...

    Steam: poetic_gecko.
    2DS/3DS Friend code 0361-7385-2366
    Twitter: @PoeticGecko
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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    I owe you so many sloppy blowjobs...

    AHEM! That's my job thankyou!

    Wait, that means I need to pay it forward, then. But it's Gatsby's job to give you sloppy blowjobs!

    Shit, um... Hmm. What do do, what to do?

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Gatsby wrote: »
    Wooooooooo!

    Glad you got your gifts Chris :D Really happy you like 'em. If it was up to me I would've also gotten you Mort and The Hogfather but unfortunately they were out of stock most bookshops I went to. And yes, taste of what's to come, but I'll admit I'm just relieved I fell within the due date.

    You'll always fall into my due date!

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Keith, you won't need me to send you a message then...

    Messages are always welcome

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    MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    Hahahaha, through dumb luck Satan, I found out who you were today. It's a wonder I didn't get it sooner....

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    uhhhh Chris you know you left your real name visible in the picture of the package, right?

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    CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    Matev wrote:
    Hahahaha, through dumb luck Satan, I found out who you were today. It's a wonder I didn't get it sooner....

    So who might this mystery satan be?

    Do not have a cow, mortal.

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    That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    It's not like his forum name is his first/last and the year of his birth or anything.

    I assume that's what the 83 means.

    PSN: ThatDaveFella
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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    It is my year of birth, AND my IQ!

    Don't worry Fearghaill, ain't nobody want to kill me.

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    That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    Yeh he's too far away and the spiders will get him anyway.

    PSN: ThatDaveFella
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    SticksSticks I'd rather be in bed.Registered User regular
    Kill? No, but we could send him 20 extra large pizzas...

    AHAHAHAHA-shit I paid with my credit card.

    I am so bad at practical jokes.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Eh, sign me up for whatever. All junk mail goes straight in the recycling bin.

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    SticksSticks I'd rather be in bed.Registered User regular
    That's something I don't get. Do they still make money off of junk mailers these days? Seems like a colossal waste of everyone's time and your money.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Junk Mailers are why the USPS is pretty much out of business now.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    chri shallett is in Australia anyway

    they don't have USPS

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    ASKS


    Australian States Kangaroo Service, for those wondering.

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    .. Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I would buy stock in that company.

    Gimme stuff. Please. And I don't just mean my Secret Satan.
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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    ASKS


    Australian States Kangaroo Service, for those wondering.

    Australia Post. It's doing very well, making heaps of money!

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    Who still needs gifts?

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    JoeUser wrote:
    Who still needs gifts?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEUX-HYRtUA

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    Sheri wrote:
    OMG JOE <3

    :D

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    SticksSticks I'd rather be in bed.Registered User regular
    Looks like only a couple people are still waiting, but the deadline is looming...

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    I remain giftless.

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    skettiosskettios Enchanted ForestRegistered User regular
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    I remain giftless.

    oh no :(

    when do we start gifting the shafted?

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    SticksSticks I'd rather be in bed.Registered User regular
    More importantly, when do we start shafting the gifted?

    :winky:

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    yo

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    so who is still on the possible shafted list?

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    CorporateLogo, Didgeridoo, and DrZiplock I believe

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    CorporateLogo, Didgeridoo, and DrZiplock I believe

    I'm only okay with one out of the three of those people getting the shaft.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    They all can get it

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2012
    OMG today was an awesome day

    So not only did I find out that the incredible @JoeUser gifted me the custom, one-of-a-kind ha dame wooden crochet hook that I commissioned:

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    But I also got THIS in the mail!

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    The notes say that this is from "Kate" (via @Veretas) so I assume it is from @World as Myth! I'm not sure if it's ALL from WaM or also from @Veretas, but either way <3<3<3 !

    I seriously love you people

    Sheri on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
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