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  • MyDcmbrMyDcmbr Registered User regular
    MyDcmbr wrote:
    japan wrote:
    I sent an email to a guy about a WRX :O

    Oh man, the other day at work I was talking to one of our engineers about a Lancer Evo 2 they'd written off because it had a blown turbo (it was stolen, and found abandoned with a holed oil cooler that had caused the turbo to self-destruct).

    I think we sold it to our salvage agents for £700. All I could think was that if I had a garage ...

    replacing a turbo system isn't that expensive?!

    That's like a 1994... so being that old, it's probably only worth $500 to an insurance company.

    it would be fun to take off road :3

    And then you get a rock thru the oil cooler, and blow the turbo...

    :P

    Steam
    So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote:
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Chu

    I realized something

    why are you talking about rashes all the time

    are rashes your fetish

    i didn't realize i had a preoccupation with rashes

    fat people getting rashes, specifically

    for example, you interpreted ronnie's red neck as a rash

    and your disgusting thing yesterday

    and I can't think of anything else

    no, wait! You actually wondered why we found a fat guy having a rash disgusting.

    The only conclusion, you get off on them.

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  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    Inquisitor:Statues::Organichu:Rashes

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    Echo wrote:
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Chu

    I realized something

    why are you talking about rashes all the time

    are rashes your fetish

    Neckginas are his fetish.

    "Sir, you've got some real purty folds."
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  • WashWash Registered User regular
    Organ's been a fat guy with rashes

    it's not as gross when you've lived it

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    japan wrote:
    I sent an email to a guy about a WRX :O

    Oh man, the other day at work I was talking to one of our engineers about a Lancer Evo 2 they'd written off because it had a blown turbo (it was stolen, and found abandoned with a holed oil cooler that had caused the turbo to self-destruct).

    I think we sold it to our salvage agents for £700. All I could think was that if I had a garage ...

    replacing a turbo system isn't that expensive?!

    Evo 2s are not that valuable, and it would have required an engine rebuild/replacement (it was seized because of the oil cooler). This one in particular was a shed. It would basically be a restoration project, but a fun one.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    statues are hot, though

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    who doesn't get turned on by this

    Abdhyius on
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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    why did you get rashes organ

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    It's a dick made of naked people.

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  • EchoEcho staring is caring Moderator mod
    Abdhyius wrote:
    statues are hot, though

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    who doesn't get turned on by this

    People who have played Eternal Darkness.

    Steam (wishlist) » bloggy stuff » interestin' stuff
    Casual wrote: »
    a man reaches a certain age when he can no longer be part of groups with "wang" in the title
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  • Nova_CNova_C Witness me! Shiny and ChromeRegistered User regular
    So Feral described what was going on fairly accurately.

    9am start work. Solid calls without break until about 11:30. It suddenly stops with 0 calls until about 30 min ago (1:30 now). Been steady, just finally got time to post again. :P

    My blog: www.jonathanirons.net
    My Twitter: IronBorealis
    Be advised, I'm not the best at keeping either updated. >.>
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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    i'm not saying fat, moist, rashed flesh is pleasant. i'm just saying it's not gross in the way an entire bed of hissing cockroaches or deteriorating corpses are.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    i've dealt with a lot of rashes and scrapes and friction abrasions from bjj.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote:
    i'm not saying fat, moist, rashed flesh is pleasant. i'm just saying it's not gross in the way an entire bed of hissing cockroaches or deteriorating corpses are.

    it's less gross than, but the same kind of gross

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    what the hell is bjj

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  • EddyEddy I see the Gengars singing each to eachRegistered User regular
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Winky wrote:
    Inquisitor:Statues::Organichu:Rashes
    Inquisitor:Neckfolds::Inquisitor:Vaginas

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  • EchoEcho staring is caring Moderator mod
    Abdhyius wrote:
    what the hell is bjj

    Blowjob Jutsu.

    Steam (wishlist) » bloggy stuff » interestin' stuff
    Casual wrote: »
    a man reaches a certain age when he can no longer be part of groups with "wang" in the title
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  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    i'm not saying fat, moist, rashed flesh is pleasant. i'm just saying it's not gross in the way an entire bed of hissing cockroaches or deteriorating corpses are.

    more gross to me

    cockroaches no big deal

    corpse would be a big deal if i had to smell it, but thinking of it or reading about it doesn't gross me out

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  • WashWash Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote:
    what the hell is bjj

    brazillian jew jitsu

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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    Abdhyius wrote:
    what the hell is bjj
    Spoiler:

    Organichu on
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  • MyDcmbrMyDcmbr Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote:
    what the hell is bjj

    It's when two guys roll around on the ground molesting each other.

    Steam
    So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    i'm not saying fat, moist, rashed flesh is pleasant. i'm just saying it's not gross in the way an entire bed of hissing cockroaches or deteriorating corpses are.

    more gross to me

    cockroaches no big deal

    corpse would be a big deal if i had to smell it, but thinking of it or reading about it doesn't gross me out

    i hope you marry a grossly obese woman and each night is a sisyphean effort to escape her terrain

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote:
    Abdhyius wrote:
    what the hell is bjj
    Spoiler:
    i'm a eat your foot om nom nom

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    cockroaches aren't that bad

    depending on stage of composition, neither are corpses

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    As an SSBBW admirer ...

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  • MyDcmbrMyDcmbr Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote:

    i hope you marry a grossly obese woman and each night is a sisyphean effort to escape her terrain

    This made me sick to my stomach.

    Please don't do that again.

    Steam
    So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote:
    Abdhyius wrote:
    what the hell is bjj
    Spoiler:

    using a guy's foot to crush your balls? what's going on here?

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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    MyDcmbr wrote:
    Organichu wrote:

    i hope you marry a grossly obese woman and each night is a sisyphean effort to escape her terrain

    This made me sick to my stomach.

    Please don't do that again.

    what!

    oh my god yesterday i promised to try and avoid posting explicitly gross stuff

    that wasn't explicit at all!

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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Organichu wrote:
    Abdhyius wrote:
    what the hell is bjj
    Spoiler:

    using a guy's foot to crush your balls? what's going on here?

    hyperextension of the knee

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  • StuntspikeStuntspike Registered User regular
    Oh man Steam now has a built in browser slightly less effective than firefox, with some add-on functionality and extensions like adblock i might be down to switch.

    "Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I would not lick a cockroach

    I would not lick a corpse in advanced stages of deterioation

    I would not lick a moist rash nestled beetween two folds of fat.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote:
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Organichu wrote:
    Abdhyius wrote:
    what the hell is bjj
    Spoiler:

    using a guy's foot to crush your balls? what's going on here?

    hyperextension of the knee

    but what's going on with that guy's genitals

    that looks like it has the potential to be real unpleasant

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  • StuntspikeStuntspike Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote:
    I would not lick a cockroach

    I would not lick a corpse in advanced stages of deterioation

    I would not lick a moist rash nestled beetween two folds of fat.
    words to live by.

    "Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    @Passerbye: CutePics for your consideration.

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  • StuntspikeStuntspike Registered User regular
    Cutethulu is nothing I am prepared to investigate.

    "Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Organichu wrote:
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Organichu wrote:
    Abdhyius wrote:
    what the hell is bjj
    Spoiler:

    using a guy's foot to crush your balls? what's going on here?

    hyperextension of the knee

    but what's going on with that guy's genitals

    that looks like it has the potential to be real unpleasant

    kneebars (like i showed you) and armbars

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    both have the potential to be uncomfortable there. some people shift slightly and place the joint on their inner thigh. a lot of people also wear cups while rolling. usually though it's not a problem, as the position itself isn't so uncomfortable. it's just the rare occurrence where they won't tap or you're tumbling in that position and they come down hard on you.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    looks p gay, chu

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    /trollface

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    actually I think I would like to start some kind of fighting sport

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