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  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    God I really want to play Guild Wars 2.

  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    I slept on my arm wrong once and, when my alarm went off, I rolled over and promptly swing my dead-weight hand right into my own face.

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  • mindsporkmindspork Registered User
    I love paladins so much :3

    yer not on argent dawn are you? O.o

  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    I love paladins so much :3

    woo I can detect evil and cast a shitty healing spell once a week

    see I never played 3.5

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote:
    thom what is it with you and boy scouts

    I am pragmatic. I learned to accept a long time ago that I'm not a saint, and that changes I try to make to help the world will always be less then perfect solutions. But there is something very attractive to me about playing someone pure who can achieve a perfect outcome. So in RPGs I tend to take the boy scout option.

    Oh! That makes a lot of sense. It's like me and paladins.

    Yep. In other settings I might take a much more nuanced character who is much more grey. But for Star Wars and Superheros, I'm going full boy scout. And it doesn't hurt that the Light Side Jedi Knight options are pretty fucking badass.
    Stuntspike wrote:
    Boyscouts pure? the kids might be but their parents goals and the group itself is far from pure.

    I meant it in the idiomatic sense.

    There's no living with a killing. There's no goin' back from one. Right or wrong, it's a brand... a brand sticks. There's no goin' back. Now you run on home to your mother and tell her... tell her everything's alright. And there aren't any more guns in the valley.
  • mindsporkmindspork Registered User
    mindspork wrote:
    I love paladins so much :3

    yer not on argent dawn are you? O.o

    No, when I played WoW I was on Smolderthorn

    Ok, whew.

  • StuntspikeStuntspike Registered User regular
    stereotypes are just as bad as blanket statements aren't they?
    Sarksus wrote:
    Stuntspike wrote:
    Boyscouts pure? the kids might be but their parents goals and the group itself is far from pure.

    The stereotype is that boy scouts are purely good. Like Superman is often called a 'boy scout'.

    "Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
  • GonmunGonmun Canada eh!Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote:
    Thomamelas wrote:
    stupid jedi want to keep everyone's dicks dry :x

    Also, I came within a thousand XP of leveling because of nailing Keira.

    I can't nail anyone yet and I've been playing the game for a month! :c

    I didn't get the option till completing chapter 1.

    Wait...nail? Did I miss something during beta?

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    mindspork wrote:
    I love paladins so much :3

    yer not on argent dawn are you? O.o

    No, when I played WoW I was on Smolderthorn

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Registered User regular
    Gonmun wrote:
    Thomamelas wrote:
    Thomamelas wrote:
    stupid jedi want to keep everyone's dicks dry :x

    Also, I came within a thousand XP of leveling because of nailing Keira.

    I can't nail anyone yet and I've been playing the game for a month! :c

    I didn't get the option till completing chapter 1.

    Wait...nail? Did I miss something during beta?

    It's pretty clear from the dialogue that my JK slept with Keira.

    There's no living with a killing. There's no goin' back from one. Right or wrong, it's a brand... a brand sticks. There's no goin' back. Now you run on home to your mother and tell her... tell her everything's alright. And there aren't any more guns in the valley.
  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    TL DR wrote:
    I slept on my arm wrong once and, when my alarm went off, I rolled over and promptly swing my dead-weight hand right into my own face.

    I once thumped a girl in the face doing the exact same thing. She was not amused, and because she was asleep at the time she was groggy and it took like 20 seconds for her to understand I didn't just decide to whack her in the face on purpose!

  • StuntspikeStuntspike Registered User regular
    mindspork wrote:
    I love paladins so much :3

    yer not on argent dawn are you? O.o

    No, when I played WoW I was on Smolderthorn
    OG Bloodscalp represent!

    "Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
  • ElldrenElldren Registered User regular
    Do Somali pirates have West Country accents?

  • mindsporkmindspork Registered User
    The next person who walks into my office, drops anything on my desk, and responds to my statement of "we don't have the hardware for this" with "Eh, find something. Make it work." will find himself dangling from the security camera on the outside of the building by his testicles.

    /raaaeg.

  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    The Jedi Knight story in general is pretty bad ass. Just going to throw that out there. Though my smuggler has been the man slut of the galaxy. Which is pretty funny. The list of people he has slept with is very very long.

    I think its his 70's moustache that does it. Or his mechanical sideburns.

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  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Stuntspike wrote:
    stereotypes are just as bad as blanket statements aren't they?
    Sarksus wrote:
    Stuntspike wrote:
    Boyscouts pure? the kids might be but their parents goals and the group itself is far from pure.

    The stereotype is that boy scouts are purely good. Like Superman is often called a 'boy scout'.

    The "boy scout" is an archetype in our culture. We aren't talking about actual boy scouts.

  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    mindspork wrote:
    The next person who walks into my office, drops anything on my desk, and responds to my statement of "we don't have the hardware for this" with "Eh, find something. Make it work." will find himself dangling from the security camera on the outside of the building by his testicles.

    /raaaeg.

    They think you are pulling a "Mr.Scott."

    "Cap'n, the warp core will need at least 4 hours before I keen give ya warp speed!"

    "Scotty you have 20 minutes! Now I am ordering you to get it done or we are all dead Kirk out!"

  • TavTav Registered User regular
    wat

    having friends is amazing

    we have a hella important group project for college

    teams of 3-5 people

    there are 7 of us, and one of the dudes has the shittiest attitide

    there's no easy way to make teams without people getting butthurt

  • ElldrenElldren Registered User regular
    I love how my agent toys with people's emotions

  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    Anybody in California here?
    What's up?

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  • mindsporkmindspork Registered User
    I want same sex romance implemented so my trooper can tag Elara. See if we can 'requisition some fun' or something.

    mindspork wrote:
    The next person who walks into my office, drops anything on my desk, and responds to my statement of "we don't have the hardware for this" with "Eh, find something. Make it work." will find himself dangling from the security camera on the outside of the building by his testicles.

    /raaaeg.

    They think you are pulling a "Mr.Scott."

    "Cap'n, the warp core will need at least 4 hours before I keen give ya warp speed!"

    "Scotty you have 20 minutes! Now I am ordering you to get it done or we are all dead Kirk out!"

    The two stupids I'm stuck with today are :

    "Get this data collector working. It requires a 2nd physical server and a RS-232 connection, but you don't get a 2nd server."

    and

    "we need this running because one of our contracts requires it. The software requires a dualcore 3ghz with 4 gig of ram. here's a desktop unit with a single core 2.2 and 512MB."

    I mean if I pulled the Mr. Scott shit, I would see this. But this is like "While you're at it, solve cold fusion and perpetual motion."

    mindspork on
  • EddyEddy i ain't afraid of no ghosts Registered User regular
  • TavTav Registered User regular
    and bigger teams are getting graded more harshly

    so, if we have 4 and drag the shitty guy along, he'll actually take our grade down

    fuuuuuuuuuu

  • GonmunGonmun Canada eh!Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote:
    The Jedi Knight story in general is pretty bad ass. Just going to throw that out there. Though my smuggler has been the man slut of the galaxy. Which is pretty funny. The list of people he has slept with is very very long.

    I think its his 70's moustache that does it. Or his mechanical sideburns.

    You know, I find it ironic that in ST:O you play in a universe known for characters getting their mack on yet the mmo doesn't seem to hint at it where as in SW:TOR you there this and jedi for the most part are supposed to be celibate. :P

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  • StuntspikeStuntspike Registered User regular
    boyscouts/eKnights/defenders of good, i gotcha. Just a sham in my opinion to not label it good bad or in between. To instead say the same thing with some made up idea of what a group of people collectively act like.

    "Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote:
    The Jedi Knight story in general is pretty bad ass. Just going to throw that out there. Though my smuggler has been the man slut of the galaxy. Which is pretty funny. The list of people he has slept with is very very long.

    I think its his 70's moustache that does it. Or his mechanical sideburns.

    I just finished Chapter 1.
    Spoiler:

    It really helps that this isn't the council of the prequel. The Jedi Council of ToR is some hard core motherfuckers.

    There's no living with a killing. There's no goin' back from one. Right or wrong, it's a brand... a brand sticks. There's no goin' back. Now you run on home to your mother and tell her... tell her everything's alright. And there aren't any more guns in the valley.
  • mindsporkmindspork Registered User
    Gonmun wrote:
    Mazzyx wrote:
    The Jedi Knight story in general is pretty bad ass. Just going to throw that out there. Though my smuggler has been the man slut of the galaxy. Which is pretty funny. The list of people he has slept with is very very long.

    I think its his 70's moustache that does it. Or his mechanical sideburns.

    You know, I find it ironic that in ST:O you play in a universe known for characters getting their mack on yet the mmo doesn't seem to hint at it where as in SW:TOR you there this and jedi for the most part are supposed to be celibate. :P

    Pullin' a Bindo. aww yeah.

    Also I look at it this way - what the Jedi truly preach against is 'attachment'.

    So I can't settle down. Doesn't mean I can't leave my uh... genetic legacy... stretching across the galaxy.

    mindspork on
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Registered User regular
    Stuntspike wrote:
    boyscouts/eKnights/defenders of good, i gotcha. Just a sham in my opinion to not label it good bad or in between. To instead say the same thing with some made up idea of what a group of people collectively act like.

    Sometimes in the English language we use idioms that act as a kind of short hand. I could have said pure, valiant, heroic and a little cheesy. Or I can just use the short hand of boy scout.

    There's no living with a killing. There's no goin' back from one. Right or wrong, it's a brand... a brand sticks. There's no goin' back. Now you run on home to your mother and tell her... tell her everything's alright. And there aren't any more guns in the valley.
  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    Gonmun wrote:
    Mazzyx wrote:
    The Jedi Knight story in general is pretty bad ass. Just going to throw that out there. Though my smuggler has been the man slut of the galaxy. Which is pretty funny. The list of people he has slept with is very very long.

    I think its his 70's moustache that does it. Or his mechanical sideburns.

    You know, I find it ironic that in ST:O you play in a universe known for characters getting their mack on yet the mmo doesn't seem to hint at it where as in SW:TOR you there this and jedi for the most part are supposed to be celibate. :P

    The celibate thing is one of Lucas's crazy moments. Personally I stick to the Tales of the Jedi way where they can be married and have children. Looking at you Nomi Sunrider. It was going full down the connections cause suffering path that seems kind of silly. So having a Jedi get his mack is cool as long as he isn't doing it for the wrong reasons or gets all emo crazy jealous like a 13 year old boy. Which is what I guess is how Lucas thinks all people are when they are in love or something.

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  • ElldrenElldren Registered User regular
    Stuntspike wrote:
    boyscouts/eKnights/defenders of good, i gotcha. Just a sham in my opinion to not label it good bad or in between. To instead say the same thing with some made up idea of what a group of people collectively act like.

    it's an idiom

    you do know what an idiom is, don't you?

  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    mindspork wrote:
    The next person who walks into my office, drops anything on my desk, and responds to my statement of "we don't have the hardware for this" with "Eh, find something. Make it work." will find himself dangling from the security camera on the outside of the building by his testicles.

    /raaaeg.

    They think you are pulling a "Mr.Scott."

    "Cap'n, the warp core will need at least 4 hours before I keen give ya warp speed!"

    "Scotty you have 20 minutes! Now I am ordering you to get it done or we are all dead Kirk out!"

    The two stupids I'm stuck with today are :

    "Get this data collector working. It requires a 2nd physical server and a RS-232 connection, but you don't get a 2nd server."

    and

    "we need this running because one of our contracts requires it. The software requires a dualcore 3ghz with 4 gig of ram. here's a desktop unit with a single core 2.2 and 512MB."

    I mean if I pulled the Mr. Scott shit, I would see this. But this is like "While you're at it, solve cold fusion and perpetual motion."[/quote]

    Your problem is you just haven't been yelled at loudly enough.

    Do you have a boss who can explain the reality of the situation(s) to those involved? Or do you just do as much work as you can with what you have then remind them you still need stuff to make it so.

  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote:
    Stuntspike wrote:
    boyscouts/eKnights/defenders of good, i gotcha. Just a sham in my opinion to not label it good bad or in between. To instead say the same thing with some made up idea of what a group of people collectively act like.

    it's an idiom

    you do know what an idiom is, don't you?

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote:
    Mazzyx wrote:
    The Jedi Knight story in general is pretty bad ass. Just going to throw that out there. Though my smuggler has been the man slut of the galaxy. Which is pretty funny. The list of people he has slept with is very very long.

    I think its his 70's moustache that does it. Or his mechanical sideburns.

    I just finished Chapter 1.
    Spoiler:

    It really helps that this isn't the council of the prequel. The Jedi Council of ToR is some hard core motherfuckers.

    Read the codex on who Satele is. Once you know who she is descended from the bad ass makes a lot of sense. Because you can make a few guess of who her granddad or how ever far back it goes is.

    Wookiepedia says it but the codex doesn't. Still she is born of pure badassery.

    Mazzyx on
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  • StuntspikeStuntspike Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote:
    Stuntspike wrote:
    boyscouts/eKnights/defenders of good, i gotcha. Just a sham in my opinion to not label it good bad or in between. To instead say the same thing with some made up idea of what a group of people collectively act like.

    it's an idiom

    you do know what an idiom is, don't you?
    I understand the how and the why of it, It's the idea behind it that causes me concern. However, far to much finger input power has gone towards this topic.

    "Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
  • wanderingwandering Registered User regular
    mindspork wrote:
    The next person who walks into my office, drops anything on my desk, and responds to my statement of "we don't have the hardware for this" with "Eh, find something. Make it work." will find himself dangling from the security camera on the outside of the building by his testicles.

    /raaaeg.

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  • mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    Greeper wrote:
    ever wake up and one of your arms is a useless, unmovable limb that doesn't feel like it's anything more than an attached lump of meat for a few minutes until you get some blood flowing I guess?

    One time this happened to one of my legs but I didn't realize it until I swung out of bed and tried to stand up but instead immediately toppled over onto the floor.

  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    mrflippy wrote:
    Greeper wrote:
    ever wake up and one of your arms is a useless, unmovable limb that doesn't feel like it's anything more than an attached lump of meat for a few minutes until you get some blood flowing I guess?

    One time this happened to one of my legs but I didn't realize it until I swung out of bed and tried to stand up but instead immediately toppled over onto the floor.

    I tried to run to grab a phone when I unknowingly had a dead leg.

    Managed to sprain my ankle three days before starting a job where I was to be on my feet half the time.

  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    so, we finally have a plug for the bath

    except

    i can't actually get the plug out

    so the bath is full of soapy water

    hmm

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Alright guys, I need your best songs that make you go "Fuck yeah russia"

    Hit me with your best shot.

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  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote:
    Alright guys, I need your best songs that make you go "Fuck yeah russia"

    Hit me with your best shot.

    Oblig:

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