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Mass Effect: Have You Hugged Your Toaster Today?

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    I think everyone would rather just bear without you

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    The fan art had his pubes in it.

    flowing out of the top of his Systems Alliance issued pants.

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    I think everyone would rather just bear without you
    k

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    in the future, big pubes are in style

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    I had imagined Vega to be completely hairless from the neck down, but this artist obviously had other ideas.

    I would at least hope that any pubic hair would be trimmed into the shape of say the Normandy, or the SA logo, or the Special Forces logo that's on his t-shirt.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited January 2012
    space bush every the fuck where

    Shorty on
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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    This stuff just looked...unkempt

    Well that's not entirely true.

    I guess it looked....combed?

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite fur on the Citadel.

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    don't apply your 21st century standards of beauty to Vega's long, braided pubic hair

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Spectre-x wrote:
    is it wrong that I just want to start punching people and never, ever stop?

    This is a common reaction to -Tal.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    vega straightens his pubes then styles them into a ducktail so that it looks like he has two boners

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Anyways, yeah, asari are the worst, given that one of their colonies has a thriving indentured servitude industry

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    Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    Hullis wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    yeah quarians don't look like humans AT ALL.

    Three fingers, knees that bend the wrong way

    probably fish-y type heads instead of primate type heads

    also tasty sweat

    get

    with

    the program

    Fingers have nothing to do with basic humanoid body structure. And they've got oddly-shaped shins compared to humans, but their legs bend the exact same way as human legs.

    Head, torso, two arms, two legs, hands and feet, even reasonably human facial features from what you can see through their masks.

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Vega's pubes look like this
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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    Hullis wrote:
    Anyways, yeah, asari are the worst, given that one of their colonies has a thriving indentured servitude industry

    to be fair that isn't associated with the mainstream asari government, it's just that asari are by far the most populous on Illium

    -Tal on
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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Spectre-x wrote:
    Hullis wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    yeah quarians don't look like humans AT ALL.

    Three fingers, knees that bend the wrong way

    probably fish-y type heads instead of primate type heads

    also tasty sweat

    get

    with

    the program

    Fingers have nothing to do with basic humanoid body structure. And they've got oddly-shaped shins compared to humans, but their legs bend the exact same way as human legs.

    Head, torso, two arms, two legs, hands and feet, even reasonably human facial features from what you can see through their masks.

    spex

    don't even bother

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    I think Vega designed the Special Forces logo himself.

    IT'S GONNA HAVE A KNIFE.

    AND LIGHTNING BOLTS.

    AND A DRAGON. AND A SHARK. AND AN ELECTRIC GUITAR.

    And then someone else cleaned it up a bit so it's just a knife and lightning bolts.

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote:
    Spectre-x wrote:
    Hullis wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    yeah quarians don't look like humans AT ALL.

    Three fingers, knees that bend the wrong way

    probably fish-y type heads instead of primate type heads

    also tasty sweat

    get

    with

    the program

    Fingers have nothing to do with basic humanoid body structure. And they've got oddly-shaped shins compared to humans, but their legs bend the exact same way as human legs.

    Head, torso, two arms, two legs, hands and feet, even reasonably human facial features from what you can see through their masks.

    spex

    don't even bother

    yeah, the sweat's the deal breaker

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    I am gonna wear my Vega shirt tomorrow.

    Oh fuck I wonder when my new shutter shades get here...

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote:
    Hullis wrote:
    Anyways, yeah, asari are the worst, given that one of their colonies has a thriving indentured servitude industry

    to be fair that isn't associated with the mainstream asari government, it's just that asari are by far the most populous on Illium

    It's not an official asari colony, yeah

    but they were the first to settle and asari corporate interests run it

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    Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    Hullis wrote:
    Anyways, yeah, asari are the worst, given that one of their colonies has a thriving indentured servitude industry

    Voluntary indentured servitude with a lot of restrictions that keep "owners" from abusing their indentured servants, plus owners are responsible for medical care and food and housing. Really it's more like long-term contract work with pretty ironclad contracts. It's slavery, but it's not completely inhumane.

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    illum is noveria with even less control over business practices

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    Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    Shorty wrote:
    Spectre-x wrote:
    Hullis wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    yeah quarians don't look like humans AT ALL.

    Three fingers, knees that bend the wrong way

    probably fish-y type heads instead of primate type heads

    also tasty sweat

    get

    with

    the program

    Fingers have nothing to do with basic humanoid body structure. And they've got oddly-shaped shins compared to humans, but their legs bend the exact same way as human legs.

    Head, torso, two arms, two legs, hands and feet, even reasonably human facial features from what you can see through their masks.

    spex

    don't even bother

    I'm sorry

    I just get so upset sometimes.

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Spectre-x wrote:
    Hullis wrote:
    Anyways, yeah, asari are the worst, given that one of their colonies has a thriving indentured servitude industry

    Voluntary indentured servitude with a lot of restrictions that keep "owners" from abusing their indentured servants, plus owners are responsible for medical care and food and housing. Really it's more like long-term contract work with pretty ironclad contracts. It's slavery, but it's not completely inhumane.

    I just knew

    of all people

    that you would be the strawman here

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Hullis wrote:
    Spectre-x wrote:
    Hullis wrote:
    Anyways, yeah, asari are the worst, given that one of their colonies has a thriving indentured servitude industry

    Voluntary indentured servitude with a lot of restrictions that keep "owners" from abusing their indentured servants, plus owners are responsible for medical care and food and housing. Really it's more like long-term contract work with pretty ironclad contracts. It's slavery, but it's not completely inhumane.

    I just knew

    of all people

    that you would be the strawman here

    that's not what a strawman is

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    Look at these guys

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    I'm gonna be Raver Shep.

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    So, is Vega the new Jacob who (as far as I was concerned) was the new Aiden?

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    Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    Hullis wrote:
    illum is noveria with even less control over business practices

    You mean Illium is Noveria with a lot more control over business practices. Illium is a prominent world in galactic society and under much closer scrutiny than Noveria.

    Illium is shitty in much the same way that reality's current economic bullshit is shitty, whereas Noveria is a full-on Ayn Rand wet dream. Neither are perfect, but only one is a neverending nightmare.

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Look at these guys

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    I'm gonna be Raver Shep.

    all not giving a single fuck

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    Do I need to post my hells of informative song again

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote:
    Hullis wrote:
    Spectre-x wrote:
    Hullis wrote:
    Anyways, yeah, asari are the worst, given that one of their colonies has a thriving indentured servitude industry

    Voluntary indentured servitude with a lot of restrictions that keep "owners" from abusing their indentured servants, plus owners are responsible for medical care and food and housing. Really it's more like long-term contract work with pretty ironclad contracts. It's slavery, but it's not completely inhumane.

    I just knew

    of all people

    that you would be the strawman here

    that's not what a strawman is
    i

    don't

    know things

    god

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    Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    edited January 2012
    Hullis wrote:
    Langly wrote:
    Yeah it is a little easier to do that when you're modeling something in a computer in 2011, than when you're shooting a live action movie in the seventies.

    trying to find weird looking aliens in The Old Republic

    nope! They all look like people only slightly different

    meanwhile I'm gonna go hang out with some quarians and hanar

    I know for a fact that you run into the Chevin at some point in the Old Republic, which, judging by what you consider to be 'human-like' are still pretty out there. Oh, and you meet some Gran too and there are some Kubaz as well. And I'm pretty sure that's just in the beginning areas.

    I mean you can argue those all look fairly human-like, but I mean Jabba was a pretty big part of the movies, and Hutts are giant slugs with arms and a humanish head.

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    maybe he's accusing spex of being an actual scarecrow

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    tayvaantayvaan I always like to savor the last shot before popping the heat sinkRegistered User regular
    Jordyn wrote:
    Look at these guys

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    I'm gonna be Raver Shep.

    awesome
    DrZiplock wrote:
    So, is Vega the new Jacob who (as far as I was concerned) was the new Aiden?
    pretty much, though jacob was a bit better than aiden

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Jordyn wrote:
    Look at these guys

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    I'm gonna be Raver Shep.
    oh my god yes

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYAkWoUIqQE

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    YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    Those glasses are pretty rad.

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    chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    Jordyn wrote:
    Do I need to post my hells of informative song again

    Yes.

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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    Hullis wrote:
    Shorty wrote:
    Hullis wrote:
    Spectre-x wrote:
    Hullis wrote:
    Anyways, yeah, asari are the worst, given that one of their colonies has a thriving indentured servitude industry

    Voluntary indentured servitude with a lot of restrictions that keep "owners" from abusing their indentured servants, plus owners are responsible for medical care and food and housing. Really it's more like long-term contract work with pretty ironclad contracts. It's slavery, but it's not completely inhumane.

    I just knew

    of all people

    that you would be the strawman here

    that's not what a strawman is
    i

    don't

    know things

    god

    I can't even figure out what you were trying to say

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    honestly there is one cool alien species in TOR, and that's the Talz

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Fearghaill wrote:
    Hullis wrote:
    Shorty wrote:
    Hullis wrote:
    Spectre-x wrote:
    Hullis wrote:
    Anyways, yeah, asari are the worst, given that one of their colonies has a thriving indentured servitude industry

    Voluntary indentured servitude with a lot of restrictions that keep "owners" from abusing their indentured servants, plus owners are responsible for medical care and food and housing. Really it's more like long-term contract work with pretty ironclad contracts. It's slavery, but it's not completely inhumane.

    I just knew

    of all people

    that you would be the strawman here

    that's not what a strawman is
    i

    don't

    know things

    god

    I can't even figure out what you were trying to say

    me neither!

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