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i have an infection in my butt, a game design infection

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    No, self confidence and a "personal style" came first

    Then the training as a Buttpage

    And now I am the lord of butts

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    LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    You'll see the same thing in most stat-based role-playing games as well, where you have the option of a female player character - like Fallout, Elder Scrolls, Mass Effect, Dragon Age, D&D, etc. The women never have any strength or intelligence penalties compared to the males - the only difference being female looks and occasional dialogue alterations. They want to give the impression that people of any race, gender, and sexual-orientation are interchangeable - that there are no differences in ability between them, and that only a bigot could think otherwise. I'm sick of it too.

    What the fuck.

    Legba on
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    FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    If I range back, actually some of the old Gold Box D&D stuff had strength penalties for females. Hillsfar did, I'm pretty sure.


    I mean, it's got nothing to do with why that statement is so wrong, but I found it amusing that it was also just plain wrong.

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Legba wrote:
    You'll see the same thing in most stat-based role-playing games as well, where you have the option of a female player character - like Fallout, Elder Scrolls, Mass Effect, Dragon Age, D&D, etc. The women never have any strength or intelligence penalties compared to the males - the only difference being female looks and occasional dialogue alterations. They want to give the impression that people of any race, gender, and sexual-orientation are interchangeable - that there are no differences in ability between them, and that only a bigot could think otherwise. I'm sick of it too.

    What the fuck.

    Sexual orientation.
    What, should I get negative strength but +glitter?
    I know a ton of gays who could likely beat the shit out of 90% of the population.

    It's okay, I'll stereotype the douche back and say he's likely to not get any until he's 30+.
    And then probably only if he pays or she is as hideous as he is!

    Except mine is much more likely.
    8-)

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    i interpret this to mean double fine is a little more hard up than usual

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    interesting idea though, reminds me of early minecraft model

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    Anjin-San wrote:
    i interpret this to mean double fine is a little more hard up than usual

    I wouldn't necessarily say it means they're hard up - just that instead of going around to a dozen different publishers trying to pitch an idea that will inevitably get altered significantly even if a publisher does bite on it, they get to ask their fans to support them and help them make the game they want to make.

    Also it's pretty damn rare for any established developer bigger than, say, a dozen people to self-fund their projects. So I don't find that too worrying.

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    Every son of a bitch who talks shit on the physical prowess of women should be locked in a cage with Ronda Rousey.

    Fuck off and die.
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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Legba wrote:
    You'll see the same thing in most stat-based role-playing games as well, where you have the option of a female player character - like Fallout, Elder Scrolls, Mass Effect, Dragon Age, D&D, etc. The women never have any strength or intelligence penalties compared to the males - the only difference being female looks and occasional dialogue alterations. They want to give the impression that people of any race, gender, and sexual-orientation are interchangeable - that there are no differences in ability between them, and that only a bigot could think otherwise. I'm sick of it too.

    What the fuck.

    I'm a man, who discovered the wheel, and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn! You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science!

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    FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    Anjin-San wrote:
    interesting idea though, reminds me of early minecraft model

    Was that intentional?

    Either way, Double Fine seems to be leading the way in innovative unexpected funding models right now.

    I also like how the last time they ran out of funding they used the time to come up with random proof-of-concepts that lead to Costume Quest, Stacking, Trenched/Iron Brigade and I think Once Upon a Monster too, but I'm not sure about the last.

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    LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    The Double Fine kickstarter has raised over $270,000 in the last 5 hours alone, and they've still got 33 days to go.

    I think it's safe to say that the experiment has been an unqualified success.

    Legba on
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    FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    Double Fine Kickstater reaches target in little over 8 hours. Currently sitting at 200% of goal. Still 33 days to go.

    I'm getting an adventure game by Tim Schaefer and Ron Gilbert!

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    LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    Yeah, I'm totally going to shell out $30 for the game and documentary double feature.

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Legba wrote:
    Yeah, I'm totally going to shell out $30 for the game and documentary double feature.

    yep i did

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    I wish Kickstarter let Eurolanders use it

    But that's exactly the kind of thing I'd like to see more of!

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Crowdfunding, eh? I clearly don't hold with that newfangled nonsense.

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    Crowdfunding, eh? I clearly don't hold with that newfangled nonsense.

    Crowdfunding sounds so damn Newspeak to me.

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    LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    Edcrab wrote: »
    I wish Kickstarter let Eurolanders use it

    But that's exactly the kind of thing I'd like to see more of!

    What, seriously?

    Damnit, I guess I'm not going to get to give Double Fine my money.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Edcrab wrote:
    Crowdfunding, eh? I clearly don't hold with that newfangled nonsense.

    Crowdfunding sounds so damn Newspeak to me.
    yeah. at least it's not the most terrible neologism, though.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    http://www.chipin.com/
    does chipin work for europeans

    @Edcrab

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    http://www.chipin.com/
    does chipin work for europeans

    @Edcrab

    No clue, I ought to investigate

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    PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    Tim Schafer
    Kickstarter records so far: Most funds raised in the first 24 hours. Highest number of backers of all time, and growing! Good morning! :)

    Also, Gabe Newell can see the future.

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    LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    http://www.pozible.com works. That's what @YaYa used to get his webseries funded.

    Legba on
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    KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    I bet they will hit a million dollars before I sneeze again.

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    LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    BTW, I just signed up to be a supporter for $30, so it's perfectly possible for Europeans to fund a Kickstarter.

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    LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    @Edcrab See above.

    e: Wost TotP ever.

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    Legba wrote:
    BTW, I just signed up to be a supporter for $30, so it's perfectly possible for Europeans to fund a Kickstarter.

    Oh, I know, sorry didn't mean to confuse matters

    I meant that Europeans can't make a Kickstarter page of their own

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    LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    Ooooooooooooh.

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Edcrab wrote:
    Legba wrote:
    BTW, I just signed up to be a supporter for $30, so it's perfectly possible for Europeans to fund a Kickstarter.

    Oh, I know, sorry didn't mean to confuse matters

    I meant that Europeans can't make a Kickstarter page of their own

    Stop trying to take our money.
    Get a job, (euro)hippies!

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    Big teasing Americans saying things like "oh you should totally make a Kickstarter for X!"

    Well I can't! I know when I'm being mocked

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Gonna make a kickstarter to mail letters from around the globe mocking @Edcrab for not being able to make his own kickstarter.
    Sign up and donate!

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    LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    I was going to sign up for all the tea in China @neville, but I couldn't see what the reward for that level of donation was.

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    Neville I don't understand why you'd be so cruel to me! Why! Whyyyy

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2012
    Legba wrote:
    Ooooooooooooh.

    8->

    Garlic Bread on
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    LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    Keith wrote: »
    Legba wrote:
    :winky::winky::winky::winky::winky::winky::winky::winky::winky::winky::winky::winky: h.

    8->

    Legba on
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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Hahaha

    Oh, Legba

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Edcrab wrote:
    Neville I don't understand why you'd be so cruel to me! Why! Whyyyy

    I wouldn't really.
    You are a delight. <3

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    KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    $955k! Guys, I'll make you a deal. If we hit $980k I'll add RTS elements to the game! And if we hit $1M, I'll take them back out!

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