A porn musical ... spool, that is a genius idea! You'd save the production a fortune on costumes alone!
Guaranteed moneymaker. Broadway, here I come!
Opening song: I Can't Act Hot When This Set is So Cold
A down-on-his-luck fluffer gets off the bus to start his new life in the big city. Naive and freshly-shaven, he immediately starts work at a seedy film studio working long, hard, throbbing hours for little pay. All his bad luck changes one day when he spots the most beautiful porn actress he has ever seen and vows to win her love. How can a common fluffer get this goddess' attention? Through heartfelt song. And his 12 inch dick.
Meanwhile, the actress labores under the thumb (figuratively and literally) of a disreputable director determined to exploit her remarkable ability to deep throat a baseball bat by pairing her with 19" mutant dongmonsters. Day after day she hopes for someone to rescue her from a terrible contract and help her return to the days when she made honest, wholesome fake amateur movies with guys not hung like a buffalo.
A porn musical ... spool, that is a genius idea! You'd save the production a fortune on costumes alone!
Guaranteed moneymaker. Broadway, here I come!
Opening song: I Can't Act Hot When This Set is So Cold
A down-on-his-luck fluffer gets off the bus to start his new life in the big city. Naive and freshly-shaven, he immediately starts work at a seedy film studio working long, hard, throbbing hours for little pay. All his bad luck changes one day when he spots the most beautiful porn actress he has ever seen and vows to win her love. How can a common fluffer get this goddess' attention? Through heartfelt song. And his 12 inch dick.
Meanwhile, the actress labores under the thumb (figuratively and literally) of a disreputable director determined to exploit her remarkable ability to deep throat a baseball bat by pairing her with 19" mutant dongmonsters. Day after day she hopes for someone to rescue her from a terrible contract and help her return to the days when she made honest, wholesome fake amateur movies with guys not hung like a buffalo.
She stares at the moon from her apartment window one night, and sighs. She presses a bag of ice against her swollen genitals.
:whistle: Why, oh why can't I find a normal guy,
With a normal twelve-inch dick? :whistle:
Oh interesting, after watching it on youtube I realize I am very familiar with that motion.
Yeah a little side-tilt is something I often do to mean like "maybe"
In India it can mean yes, no, maybe, "I'll tell you later" and "I have no idea what you are talking about" or combinations thereof. It's the best thing and as Mojo pointed out it is by far the best way to make sales people (or managers) bugger off.
A porn musical ... spool, that is a genius idea! You'd save the production a fortune on costumes alone!
Guaranteed moneymaker. Broadway, here I come!
Opening song: I Can't Act Hot When This Set is So Cold
A down-on-his-luck fluffer gets off the bus to start his new life in the big city. Naive and freshly-shaven, he immediately starts work at a seedy film studio working long, hard, throbbing hours for little pay. All his bad luck changes one day when he spots the most beautiful porn actress he has ever seen and vows to win her love. How can a common fluffer get this goddess' attention? Through heartfelt song. And his 12 inch dick.
Meanwhile, the actress labores under the thumb (figuratively and literally) of a disreputable director determined to exploit her remarkable ability to deep throat a baseball bat by pairing her with 19" mutant dongmonsters. Day after day she hopes for someone to rescue her from a terrible contract and help her return to the days when she made honest, wholesome fake amateur movies with guys not hung like a buffalo.
She stares at the moon from her apartment window one night, and sighs. She presses a bag of ice against her swollen genitals.
:whistle: Why, oh why can't I find a normal guy,
With a normal twelve-inch dick? :whistle:
Meanwhile around the corner, he leans against a lamppost, looking at the darkened street...
:whistle: Can you compete with a guy hung like a lamppost?
Can you compare when you're "a single ruler long"?
Can you be noticed by a beauty with such talent,
when she's riding on a yardstick's worth of schlong? :whistle:
You see places, but I've yet to try any. Largely because they are all Indian-Pakistani-Thai-ArbitaryAsianCountry places rather than just Indian. Plus, with the general non-tolerance of spices, I can't imagine the food being anything but bland. Maybe one day I'll try. It's possible.
Non-tolerance of spices?
The French don't have spicy food. It's really funny. Their "hot" sauces are more of the sweet chilli variety. It's an odd gap, I've taken my girlfriend for a curry when we've been in the UK and it's always quite tricky to find her something that really hasn't had a chilli near it.
Get her Chicken Makhani or as my fiance calls it "White People Indian Food". It's butter chicken and pretty fucking delicious.
This reminds me, one of my co-workers has been teaching me the secret of the head bobble and I have been using it with devastating effect on salespeople.
I cannot wait, tonight I get to goof off for a bit.
This means more FF6.
You should totes sketch gau on the veldt after he comes back from jumping.
Although that bug may only work on the original cart, not sure how it works on later releases.
I'm still at the very beginning. So sketching Gau will have to wait until I get there.
Yeah, you've got quite a lot of game to get through before that point. I should get around to playing it again, I don't think I've actually played it all the way through since I was like... 8 or 9.
I cannot wait, tonight I get to goof off for a bit.
This means more FF6.
You should totes sketch gau on the veldt after he comes back from jumping.
Although that bug may only work on the original cart, not sure how it works on later releases.
I'm still at the very beginning. So sketching Gau will have to wait until I get there.
Yeah, you've got quite a lot of game to get through before that point. I should get around to playing it again, I don't think I've actually played it all the way through since I was like... 8 or 9.
I'm trying to finish all the games I had bought but never completed. I have quite the backlog! I mean, I JUST finished FF7 last year and I had, had that since I was ...10?
Eul's Scepter of Divinity plus a Tranquility Boots on Lion is amaaaaazing. That is all.
CC all the things!
Have you discovered the glory of using Eul's on yourself? It can easily backfire but can also work sooo good
I have! When you get initiated on. Too bad Lion doesn't have enough HP to survive a whole wave of nukes, but take an ult or two out of the equation is always good.
The cheap +MS is the most awesome though. Run around at the back of ganks and teamfights tossing Impales. The movement speed bonus is always underrated.
I cannot wait, tonight I get to goof off for a bit.
This means more FF6.
You should totes sketch gau on the veldt after he comes back from jumping.
Although that bug may only work on the original cart, not sure how it works on later releases.
bwuh?
It was pretty cool, I'm not sure how familiar you are, but you have a dude Gau that can go run off with enemies for a few turns and learn new abilities, and it's called jumping. Anyways, he disappears for a few random fights and you can only use it when you're in an area called the veldt, when he's done he'll reappear very briefly as an enemy at the end of a fight and then re-joins you. There's another character who's like an artist or something like that who has an ability called sketch, where she kind of mimics whatever her targets main ability is or something like that, and if you time it right so that she has the next attack queued up when a fight ends and the Gau dude comes back, she can hit him with sketch. This causes the game to completely flip out, and sometimes will give you 255 or 256 of like, every item in the game, even ones that are normally extremely limited or aren't otherwise obtainable. Sometimes it causes weird sprite errors, like characters will have other characters sprites or might have their sprites but always look like they are dead or under the effects of float or something. Sometimes it completely locks up the game and can cause data loss.
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I'm kinda restless. Got pre-production work to do but I've been putting it off. Probably gonna get to work after I go for a walk.
Meanwhile, the actress labores under the thumb (figuratively and literally) of a disreputable director determined to exploit her remarkable ability to deep throat a baseball bat by pairing her with 19" mutant dongmonsters. Day after day she hopes for someone to rescue her from a terrible contract and help her return to the days when she made honest, wholesome fake amateur movies with guys not hung like a buffalo.
She stares at the moon from her apartment window one night, and sighs. She presses a bag of ice against her swollen genitals.
:whistle: Why, oh why can't I find a normal guy,
With a normal twelve-inch dick? :whistle:
Worse, they're justifying how horrible they are, being sarcastic about it, and making unsourced comments about how much 'most people' agree with them.
Oh, also Internet psychoanalysis and rampant hypocrisy. And dog piling me with condescending snark.
That thread is terrible, but right now it's extra terrible. It's trying hard to become the bottom half of the Internet.
In India it can mean yes, no, maybe, "I'll tell you later" and "I have no idea what you are talking about" or combinations thereof. It's the best thing and as Mojo pointed out it is by far the best way to make sales people (or managers) bugger off.
i rotate my head in the coronal plane through 360 degrees
many describe that as mildly unsettling
and I love it.
is this some dota 2 shit
I've seen preview videos and it looks identical to the first one gameplay-wise. Do they at least have destructible environments now?
Who cares, Borderlands is all about listening to bandits scream up their own acid-liquified organs and driving your freinds off a cliff in a car.
Meanwhile around the corner, he leans against a lamppost, looking at the darkened street...
:whistle: Can you compete with a guy hung like a lamppost?
Can you compare when you're "a single ruler long"?
Can you be noticed by a beauty with such talent,
when she's riding on a yardstick's worth of schlong? :whistle:
... if the world is ever plunged into chaos and becomes a post-apocalyptic wasteland, I think I will be avoiding Donkey Kong's house.
This means more FF6.
Best day ever.
You should totes sketch gau on the veldt after he comes back from jumping.
Although that bug may only work on the original cart, not sure how it works on later releases.
twitch.tv/tehsloth
I'm still at the very beginning. So sketching Gau will have to wait until I get there.
Is there a name for the indian dance move that is essentially "screw in the lightbulb one handed"?
Man, Borderlands is such a Halo ripoff.
Yeah, you've got quite a lot of game to get through before that point. I should get around to playing it again, I don't think I've actually played it all the way through since I was like... 8 or 9.
twitch.tv/tehsloth
a dark place
bwuh?
I don't care about the 3 words that you saved as a draft for me last night. Please stop.
Sincerely,
mrflippy
Lately my traumatic memories have become way more sharp and distinct and way less of a blur
Which means I've been having a shitton of nightmares
I slept for 12 hours and I just feel like shit
Schlong is a funny word.
CC all the things!
Have you discovered the glory of using Eul's on yourself? It can easily backfire but can also work sooo good
I'm trying to finish all the games I had bought but never completed. I have quite the backlog! I mean, I JUST finished FF7 last year and I had, had that since I was ...10?
Also, Twin Peaks, tonight.
Sorry, Cass. Are you still doing therapy?
Nightmares suck. I went the opposite way and just don't try to sleep much.
RUN
I have exhausted all therapy avenues through my school and I've been looking for a therapist for nearly six months now
BREAK YO SELF, FOO'
I have! When you get initiated on. Too bad Lion doesn't have enough HP to survive a whole wave of nukes, but take an ult or two out of the equation is always good.
The cheap +MS is the most awesome though. Run around at the back of ganks and teamfights tossing Impales. The movement speed bonus is always underrated.
It was pretty cool, I'm not sure how familiar you are, but you have a dude Gau that can go run off with enemies for a few turns and learn new abilities, and it's called jumping. Anyways, he disappears for a few random fights and you can only use it when you're in an area called the veldt, when he's done he'll reappear very briefly as an enemy at the end of a fight and then re-joins you. There's another character who's like an artist or something like that who has an ability called sketch, where she kind of mimics whatever her targets main ability is or something like that, and if you time it right so that she has the next attack queued up when a fight ends and the Gau dude comes back, she can hit him with sketch. This causes the game to completely flip out, and sometimes will give you 255 or 256 of like, every item in the game, even ones that are normally extremely limited or aren't otherwise obtainable. Sometimes it causes weird sprite errors, like characters will have other characters sprites or might have their sprites but always look like they are dead or under the effects of float or something. Sometimes it completely locks up the game and can cause data loss.
twitch.tv/tehsloth