I'll be holding auditions for both my male assistant professor (girls in drag are acceptable, but you'd better have a sweet mustache) and my nurse joy.
people with tight jeans and loose morals are free to apply via PM. you must convince me you're the right person for the job - photo evidence of you being awesome as well as a paragraph on why you are the person for the job would be ideal, but feel free to be creative.
benefits include: spending time with me. free drinks. being part of the best poke-team, team red.
also, I've been known to take my group on a victory lap to other bars after the end of the official crawl ... so there's that.
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I am IRCs resident nerdbro and member of the PokeCrawl planning committee.
Red B/Gold Professor
[15:53] <+juju-work> ArsonIsFun is one of the best people I know.
I'll be holding auditions for both my male assistant professor (girls in drag are acceptable, but you'd better have a sweet mustache) and my nurse joy.
people with tight jeans and loose morals are free to apply via PM.
You forgot "plunging necklines".
Team Squir...uh... TOTODILE is back in action!
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I'll be holding auditions for both my male assistant professor (girls in drag are acceptable, but you'd better have a sweet mustache) and my nurse joy.
people with tight jeans and loose morals are free to apply via PM.
You forgot "plunging necklines".
Team Squir...uh... TOTODILE is back in action!
I knew I should hire you as a consultant ...
I am IRCs resident nerdbro and member of the PokeCrawl planning committee.
Red B/Gold Professor
[15:53] <+juju-work> ArsonIsFun is one of the best people I know.
I'll be holding auditions for both my male assistant professor (girls in drag are acceptable, but you'd better have a sweet mustache) and my nurse joy.
people with tight jeans and loose morals are free to apply via PM. you must convince me you're the right person for the job - photo evidence of you being awesome as well as a paragraph on why you are the person for the job would be ideal, but feel free to be creative.
benefits include: spending time with me. free drinks. being part of the best poke-team, team red.
also, I've been known to take my group on a victory lap to other bars after the end of the official crawl ... so there's that.
It may be helpful you say what being a Poke assistant entails.
I'll be holding auditions for both my male assistant professor (girls in drag are acceptable, but you'd better have a sweet mustache) and my nurse joy.
people with tight jeans and loose morals are free to apply via PM. you must convince me you're the right person for the job - photo evidence of you being awesome as well as a paragraph on why you are the person for the job would be ideal, but feel free to be creative.
benefits include: spending time with me. free drinks. being part of the best poke-team, team red.
also, I've been known to take my group on a victory lap to other bars after the end of the official crawl ... so there's that.
It may be helpful you say what being a Poke assistant entails.
- Grabbing my Brofessor's B
Fair point.
Cabsy was pretty solid at wrangling the drunk arsonbro last year, so I know I can rely on her for that.
Mostly I need help herding drunk cats/pokemon as we travel between bars. I also need help doing things like confirming people completed challenges, helping people get cabs/etc at the end of the night, making sure people don't die. At the end of the crawl I will shower you with affect/shots/whatever to thank you for your hard work. It's an easy enough job and the perks are substantial.
I am IRCs resident nerdbro and member of the PokeCrawl planning committee.
Red B/Gold Professor
[15:53] <+juju-work> ArsonIsFun is one of the best people I know.
It's an easy enough job and the perks are substantial.
see now you make me want to just leave blue being as i am not going to be main prof this year. though my blue pals would hat me. Then again several of them would just follow me to whatever team i am on. Alas red is closed and not enough room in general. So guess will have to just make sure you don't win this time :P
It's an easy enough job and the perks are substantial.
see now you make me want to just leave blue being as i am not going to be main prof this year. though my blue pals would hat me. Then again several of them would just follow me to whatever team i am on. Alas red is closed and not enough room in general. So guess will have to just make sure you don't win this time :P
I'll cut you if you betray blue!! Keep the Memory of Kings alive!!!!!!!
I'll be holding auditions for both my male assistant professor (girls in drag are acceptable, but you'd better have a sweet mustache) and my nurse joy.
people with tight jeans and loose morals are free to apply via PM. you must convince me you're the right person for the job - photo evidence of you being awesome as well as a paragraph on why you are the person for the job would be ideal, but feel free to be creative.
benefits include: spending time with me. free drinks. being part of the best poke-team, team red.
also, I've been known to take my group on a victory lap to other bars after the end of the official crawl ... so there's that.
It may be helpful you say what being a Poke assistant entails.
- Grabbing my Brofessor's B
Fair point.
Cabsy was pretty solid at wrangling the drunk arsonbro last year, so I know I can rely on her for that.
Mostly I need help herding drunk cats/pokemon as we travel between bars. I also need help doing things like confirming people completed challenges, helping people get cabs/etc at the end of the night, making sure people don't die. At the end of the crawl I will shower you with affect/shots/whatever to thank you for your hard work. It's an easy enough job and the perks are substantial.
I will say probably 90% of my job ended up just being signing off on challenges and telling drunks to follow the rest of the drunks to the next bar. I was also prepared with the number to a cab company, condoms, those disposable toothbrushes loaded with toothpaste in case anybody barfed, etc etc etc but I didn't really need any of it. Better to be prepared though!
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Oh yeah. Put in my application to be a cat herder. FEAR ME!
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Chaos as a cat-herder? O_O
Atlus if my team doesn't clash with Arsonbro's then I will be soooo upset ;_;
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see now you make me want to just leave blue being as i am not going to be main prof this year. though my blue pals would hat me. Then again several of them would just follow me to whatever team i am on. Alas red is closed and not enough room in general. So guess will have to just make sure you don't win this time :P
No, Singollo! Don't go over to the dark side! You belong in blue . . .
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Ah, Kings. It's funny, in my memory we're all much better singers.
If you are signing up for a team that is currently closed you are not signed up.
There is no waiting list. Please sign up again for another team or wait for all the teams to reopen once things fill up a bit more.
Also, if you signed up with a +2 (or more) it has been reduced to a +1. Please have a friend sign up. (redfield85)
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people with tight jeans and loose morals are free to apply via PM. you must convince me you're the right person for the job - photo evidence of you being awesome as well as a paragraph on why you are the person for the job would be ideal, but feel free to be creative.
benefits include: spending time with me. free drinks. being part of the best poke-team, team red.
also, I've been known to take my group on a victory lap to other bars after the end of the official crawl ... so there's that.
Red B/Gold Professor
[15:53] <+juju-work> ArsonIsFun is one of the best people I know.
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!Mareep Silver, please.
You forgot "plunging necklines".
Team Squir...uh... TOTODILE is back in action!
PAX East '12 Team Totodile Gold - Professor
I knew I should hire you as a consultant ...
Red B/Gold Professor
[15:53] <+juju-work> ArsonIsFun is one of the best people I know.
(ye-ye-ye-yellow gold gold gold you better wear wear wear it as your, as your crown, crown)
A bajillion bonus points to whoever gets that reference and you should be drinking with me.
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It won't be tonight. The other teams need to catch up. Also I do try to give everyone a heads up before they open again.
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I'd guess when all (or most) hit 25 each.
I am going to be on this thread like a PIDGEOT!
Thanks. I am relax for now then. Haha.
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It may be helpful you say what being a Poke assistant entails.
- Grabbing my Brofessor's B
Fair point.
Cabsy was pretty solid at wrangling the drunk arsonbro last year, so I know I can rely on her for that.
Mostly I need help herding drunk cats/pokemon as we travel between bars. I also need help doing things like confirming people completed challenges, helping people get cabs/etc at the end of the night, making sure people don't die. At the end of the crawl I will shower you with affect/shots/whatever to thank you for your hard work. It's an easy enough job and the perks are substantial.
Red B/Gold Professor
[15:53] <+juju-work> ArsonIsFun is one of the best people I know.
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see now you make me want to just leave blue being as i am not going to be main prof this year. though my blue pals would hat me. Then again several of them would just follow me to whatever team i am on. Alas red is closed and not enough room in general. So guess will have to just make sure you don't win this time :P
I'll cut you if you betray blue!! Keep the Memory of Kings alive!!!!!!!
I will say probably 90% of my job ended up just being signing off on challenges and telling drunks to follow the rest of the drunks to the next bar. I was also prepared with the number to a cab company, condoms, those disposable toothbrushes loaded with toothpaste in case anybody barfed, etc etc etc but I didn't really need any of it. Better to be prepared though!
Atlus if my team doesn't clash with Arsonbro's then I will be soooo upset ;_;
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The Sixth Annual Triwizard Drinking Tournament Part 1 |
Pokecrawl Episode 4: The Power Of One!
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What team corresponds, if any, to Gryffindor at the Triwizard?
Massive Crystal Cavern!