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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    OBAMA

    AMABO

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  • durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    Read science fiction from the late 60's through the late 70's. Just pick anything and go.

    It's got a whole kind of thing that you just don't get post-digital.

    I'm reading Norstrilia and it's a gas.

  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    tyrannus wrote: »
    (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡ɹǝsɐqǝǝp

    hahahahahahahaha wow

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    Speaking of Civ 5, was playing a single player last night as Montezuma. Though it was a tech victory but I did take 3 different capitals. Damn Babylonians and their huge amount of wonders. They became mine. ALL MINE!

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  • descdesc Variable Architecture Synthesis Technology Registered User regular
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    saving those table flipping/righting emoticons to draft.

    hey, i think i just figured out a useful feature for the stupid Vanilla save draft thing.

    Dyna are you going to flip a table every time you post


    Answer this question honestly

  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    Read science fiction from the late 60's through the late 70's. Just pick anything and go.

    It's got a whole kind of thing that you just don't get post-digital.

    I'm reading Norstrilia and it's a gas.

    Like sexism m i rite.

    You probably still get sexism.

  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Nova_C wrote: »
    I mean the self-study ones. I was given two huge textbooks by my employer because I requested training in CCNA. Everyone here who is doing the CCNA self-study has been doing it for like at least a year.

    I plan to have it done by summer. None of this dragging it out shit.

    Oh... damn. Self-study will be a bastard, especially if you din't have any of the gear to work with. Set yourself a goal of a chapter a week and you should be done in 3-4 months. Also, I'd get a partner in the office and start studying together.

    Successful Kickstarter get! Drop by Bare Mettle Entertainment if you'd like to see what we're making.
  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    OBAMA

    AMABO

    more like VWVBO

    Spoiler:
  • DeebaserDeebaser Way out in the water See it swimmin'?Registered User regular
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    haw haw, IRS is requiring people to report exact days of personal use and for fair value use for mixed rental properties

    360 Days of personal use. Five days where the Smith Family paid me by check, and 100 days where I got cash. FUCK YOU TAX MAN.

    that's not mixed. you need to rent up to 2 weeks for it to start being classified as mixed rental property. hell, you don't even have to pay tax on that rental income.

    351 days of personal use?
    IANACPA
    Property rented less than 15 days. If a property is rented less than 15 days, it's primary function is not considered to be rental and it should not be reported on Schedule E (Form 1040). You are not required to report the rental income and rental expenses from this activity. The expenses, including qualified mortgage interest, property taxes, and any qualified casualty loss will be reported as normally allowed on Schedule A (Form 1040). See the instructions for Schedule A for more information on deducting these expenses.

    Fuck this. Im going Galt.

    (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

    this is a good thing you nerd

    ┬──┬◡ノ(° -°ノ)

    I don't even have property, much less a mixed use rental property.
    As such, Im staying ignorantly outraged by this.


    THANKS OBAMA

    (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡ɹǝsɐqǝǝp


    I picture Frank Black sayin my name when I read this...

    (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡ɹǝsɐqǝǝp

    ...and Kim Deal when I read this.

    deebaser◡ノ(° -°ノ)

    SLICINGUPEYEBALLSAHHAHAHA

    #FreeThan
    #FreeScheck
    #FreeSKFM
  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    spool32 wrote: »
    Nova_C wrote: »
    I mean the self-study ones. I was given two huge textbooks by my employer because I requested training in CCNA. Everyone here who is doing the CCNA self-study has been doing it for like at least a year.

    I plan to have it done by summer. None of this dragging it out shit.

    Oh... damn. Self-study will be a bastard, especially if you din't have any of the gear to work with. Set yourself a goal of a chapter a week and you should be done in 3-4 months. Also, I'd get a partner in the office and start studying together.

    Seriously. Buy two cheap-ass Cisco 2600 routers off of eBay or Craigslist and set up a sandbox.

    Feral on
    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • descdesc Variable Architecture Synthesis Technology Registered User regular
    If there's no room in your vision of the future for a gentleman to loosen his tie and enjoy a scotch on the rocks while some woman gets stuck doing domestic duties, then WHO WANTS YOUR FUTURE.

  • durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Read science fiction from the late 60's through the late 70's. Just pick anything and go.

    It's got a whole kind of thing that you just don't get post-digital.

    I'm reading Norstrilia and it's a gas.

    Like sexism m i rite.

    You probably still get sexism.

    Honestly, you've got a whole feminist wave of SF that addresses things much more directly, though sometimes under male pseudonyms. I feel like there are fewer really entertaining social-science SF books nowadays. And the future has ossified, it always looks a bit like Star Trek.

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Life doesn't run away from nobody. Life runs at people.Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Nova_C wrote: »
    I mean the self-study ones. I was given two huge textbooks by my employer because I requested training in CCNA. Everyone here who is doing the CCNA self-study has been doing it for like at least a year.

    I plan to have it done by summer. None of this dragging it out shit.

    Oh... damn. Self-study will be a bastard, especially if you din't have any of the gear to work with. Set yourself a goal of a chapter a week and you should be done in 3-4 months. Also, I'd get a partner in the office and start studying together.

    They make emulators for the Cisco hardware. You simply have to supply the right IOS images for it. It's how I did my study way back when.

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  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck Registered User regular
  • mindsporkmindspork Registered User
    spool32 wrote: »
    mindspork wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    You can take a CCNA course that lasts as little as 5 days, with a refund if you don't pass the test given immediately afterwards. Cost runs to around $4000 including hotel room for the ones I've seen.

    I wish cert exams were like College Degrees - I would much rather have somebody that said CCNA, 5 years experience in the field than CCNA, Joe's 100% Refund if you don't pass Crash Course

    Well, usually the 5 years experience comes first, then they hit a ceiling where they need the damned credentials to get a raise or a promotion... so they knock out the exam in a week and get back to doing their job. Basically you have to judge the quality of the tests at this point... when I was starting out, "Paper MCSE" was a thing people said to criticize your skills. There was the guy who spent two years getting his Microsoft certs, and the guy who spent two years building networks and supporting Windows NT and working in the industry, and you knew which one you wanted to hire. CCNA, though, has always been a challenging test. You can't really bullshit your way through it, and if you don't have experience in the field you're going to be so lost in a 5-day crash course that you'll never pass the exam anyway.

    True. It just worries me when I see things like the resume we got back in '06 that was basically:

    '82 College
    '82-'87 random jobs, a little tech here and there, not a whole lot
    '87-'06 (this space left blank)
    '06 MCSE

    And when we asked them what drove them to go for the MCSE they answered "I heard you can make a lot of money with it!"

    Maybe I'm just bitter because beyond the CompTIA stuff in my field the certs are vendor specific, and vendor provided. And expensive as shit.

  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Read science fiction from the late 60's through the late 70's. Just pick anything and go.

    It's got a whole kind of thing that you just don't get post-digital.

    I'm reading Norstrilia and it's a gas.

    Like sexism m i rite.

    You probably still get sexism.

    Honestly, you've got a whole feminist wave of SF that addresses things much more directly, though sometimes under male pseudonyms. I feel like there are fewer really entertaining social-science SF books nowadays. And the future has ossified, it always looks a bit like Star Trek.

    I think I agree. It's hard to find something nowadays that isn't either grimdark, grimdark-plus-author-rape-fantansies or infected with the scourge of Irony.

    Having a hard time thinking of something I've read that holds up to Poul Anderson or Frank Herbert or Heinlein (before he wigged out and lost all his talent about 3/4 through Stranger in a Strange Land) or Azimov (his earlier period of sci-fi, when he came back to it after writing other stuff for a couple decades it wasn't great) or even Larry Niven on his rare good days (eg: Protector).

    What you think "makes sense" has nothing to do with reality. It just has to do with your life experience. And your life experience may only be a small smidgen of reality. Possibly even a distorted account of reality at that. So what this means is that, beginning in the 20th century as our means of decoding nature became more and more powerful, we started realizing our common sense is no longer a tool to pass judgment on whether or not a scientific theory is correct. - Neil Degrasse Tyson
  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Read science fiction from the late 60's through the late 70's. Just pick anything and go.

    It's got a whole kind of thing that you just don't get post-digital.

    I'm reading Norstrilia and it's a gas.

    Like sexism m i rite.

    You probably still get sexism.

    Honestly, you've got a whole feminist wave of SF that addresses things much more directly, though sometimes under male pseudonyms. I feel like there are fewer really entertaining social-science SF books nowadays. And the future has ossified, it always looks a bit like Star Trek.

    I think I agree. It's hard to find something nowadays that isn't either grimdark, grimdark-plus-author-rape-fantansies or infected with the scourge of Irony.

    Having a hard time thinking of something I've read that holds up to Poul Anderson or Frank Herbert or Heinlein (before he wigged out and lost all his talent about 3/4 through Stranger in a Strange Land) or Azimov (his earlier period of sci-fi, when he came back to it after writing other stuff for a couple decades it wasn't great) or even Larry Niven on his rare good days (eg: Protector).

    Scalzi. Old Man's War is pretty excellent.

    Successful Kickstarter get! Drop by Bare Mettle Entertainment if you'd like to see what we're making.
  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Read science fiction from the late 60's through the late 70's. Just pick anything and go.

    It's got a whole kind of thing that you just don't get post-digital.

    I'm reading Norstrilia and it's a gas.

    Like sexism m i rite.

    You probably still get sexism.

    Honestly, you've got a whole feminist wave of SF that addresses things much more directly, though sometimes under male pseudonyms. I feel like there are fewer really entertaining social-science SF books nowadays. And the future has ossified, it always looks a bit like Star Trek.

    Have you ever read the Final Encyclopaedia? Though yeah its a bit old but it is good. Actually probably one of my favorite Sci-Fi universes out there.

    Actually some of the better recent sci-fi I have read were more horror or depressing. Manifold Space and Manifold Time are very good. Blindsight I know gets talked about a lot around here excellent book.

    I think those are more of my recent readings. I can't think of others which I would recommend which are truly sci-fi.

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  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Read science fiction from the late 60's through the late 70's. Just pick anything and go.

    It's got a whole kind of thing that you just don't get post-digital.

    I'm reading Norstrilia and it's a gas.

    Like sexism m i rite.

    You probably still get sexism.

    Honestly, you've got a whole feminist wave of SF that addresses things much more directly, though sometimes under male pseudonyms. I feel like there are fewer really entertaining social-science SF books nowadays. And the future has ossified, it always looks a bit like Star Trek.

    Have you ever read the Final Encyclopaedia? Though yeah its a bit old but it is good. Actually probably one of my favorite Sci-Fi universes out there.

    Actually some of the better recent sci-fi I have read were more horror or depressing. Manifold Space and Manifold Time are very good. Blindsight I know gets talked about a lot around here excellent book.

    I think those are more of my recent readings. I can't think of others which I would recommend which are truly sci-fi.

    Oh yeah, forgot about Stephen Baxter. He's not bad.

    What you think "makes sense" has nothing to do with reality. It just has to do with your life experience. And your life experience may only be a small smidgen of reality. Possibly even a distorted account of reality at that. So what this means is that, beginning in the 20th century as our means of decoding nature became more and more powerful, we started realizing our common sense is no longer a tool to pass judgment on whether or not a scientific theory is correct. - Neil Degrasse Tyson
  • DynagripDynagrip destroy everything you touch Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Mega Gif

    Might want to link that. It's close to 3 megs in size which will get you an infraction.

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    I just finished Old Man's War last week. Great dialog between the characters.

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
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    All my fuckin life I lived a normal fuckin life
  • DeebaserDeebaser Way out in the water See it swimmin'?Registered User regular
  • mindsporkmindspork Registered User
    tyrannus wrote: »

    To quote Jeremy Clarkson :

    "This is what happens when you let the Italians make the car, and ze Germans make the food, instead of the other way round."

  • DynagripDynagrip destroy everything you touch Registered User, ClubPA regular
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    mindspork wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »

    To quote Jeremy Clarkson :

    "This is what happens when you let the Italians make the car, and ze Germans make the food, instead of the other way round."

    Ferraris and bratwurst are delicious, shut up Jeremy Clarkson.

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    All my fuckin life I lived a normal fuckin life
  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Read science fiction from the late 60's through the late 70's. Just pick anything and go.

    It's got a whole kind of thing that you just don't get post-digital.

    I'm reading Norstrilia and it's a gas.

    Like sexism m i rite.

    You probably still get sexism.

    Honestly, you've got a whole feminist wave of SF that addresses things much more directly, though sometimes under male pseudonyms. I feel like there are fewer really entertaining social-science SF books nowadays. And the future has ossified, it always looks a bit like Star Trek.

    Have you ever read the Final Encyclopaedia? Though yeah its a bit old but it is good. Actually probably one of my favorite Sci-Fi universes out there.

    Actually some of the better recent sci-fi I have read were more horror or depressing. Manifold Space and Manifold Time are very good. Blindsight I know gets talked about a lot around here excellent book.

    I think those are more of my recent readings. I can't think of others which I would recommend which are truly sci-fi.

    Oh yeah, forgot about Stephen Baxter. He's not bad.

    The one thing with Baxter is he is super fucking depressing. Dear god that man likes to make you never want to leave your warm comfortable safe blue ball of planet.

    Actually Ben Bova's Asteroid Wars series was entertaining. It is tide to his grand tour series so lots of repeat characters with the Moon series about nano-tech. I have Venus around here somewhere but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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  • tyrannustyrannus Registered User regular
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  • DynagripDynagrip destroy everything you touch Registered User, ClubPA regular
    mindspork wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »

    To quote Jeremy Clarkson :

    "This is what happens when you let the Italians make the car, and ze Germans make the food, instead of the other way round."

    What about Ferrari, Lamborghini, Maserati, Ducati, etc.

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Tough on mime. Tough on the causes of mime Registered User regular
    Lots of people praise Old Man's War. I didn't think it was bad, but it's just generic trashy sci-fi.

  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    Dynagrip wrote:

    I think we should of learned from the Italian Paper Fleet but nope seems we haven't.

    Want a ship well made, ask the English and don't have it made in Ireland!

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  • DynagripDynagrip destroy everything you touch Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Read science fiction from the late 60's through the late 70's. Just pick anything and go.

    It's got a whole kind of thing that you just don't get post-digital.

    I'm reading Norstrilia and it's a gas.

    Like sexism m i rite.

    You probably still get sexism.

    Honestly, you've got a whole feminist wave of SF that addresses things much more directly, though sometimes under male pseudonyms. I feel like there are fewer really entertaining social-science SF books nowadays. And the future has ossified, it always looks a bit like Star Trek.

    Have you ever read the Final Encyclopaedia? Though yeah its a bit old but it is good. Actually probably one of my favorite Sci-Fi universes out there.

    Actually some of the better recent sci-fi I have read were more horror or depressing. Manifold Space and Manifold Time are very good. Blindsight I know gets talked about a lot around here excellent book.

    I think those are more of my recent readings. I can't think of others which I would recommend which are truly sci-fi.

    Oh yeah, forgot about Stephen Baxter. He's not bad.

    The one thing with Baxter is he is super fucking depressing. Dear god that man likes to make you never want to leave your warm comfortable safe blue ball of planet.

    Actually Ben Bova's Asteroid Wars series was entertaining. It is tide to his grand tour series so lots of repeat characters with the Moon series about nano-tech. I have Venus around here somewhere but I haven't gotten to it yet.

    Am I the only one that really hates Peter Hamilton?

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  • mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    mindspork wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »

    To quote Jeremy Clarkson :

    "This is what happens when you let the Italians make the car, and ze Germans make the food, instead of the other way round."

    Ferraris and bratwurst are delicious, shut up Jeremy Clarkson.

    They never put enough salt on the Ferraris though. I always have to add more.

  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    Dynagrip wrote:
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Read science fiction from the late 60's through the late 70's. Just pick anything and go.

    It's got a whole kind of thing that you just don't get post-digital.

    I'm reading Norstrilia and it's a gas.

    Like sexism m i rite.

    You probably still get sexism.

    Honestly, you've got a whole feminist wave of SF that addresses things much more directly, though sometimes under male pseudonyms. I feel like there are fewer really entertaining social-science SF books nowadays. And the future has ossified, it always looks a bit like Star Trek.

    Have you ever read the Final Encyclopaedia? Though yeah its a bit old but it is good. Actually probably one of my favorite Sci-Fi universes out there.

    Actually some of the better recent sci-fi I have read were more horror or depressing. Manifold Space and Manifold Time are very good. Blindsight I know gets talked about a lot around here excellent book.

    I think those are more of my recent readings. I can't think of others which I would recommend which are truly sci-fi.

    Oh yeah, forgot about Stephen Baxter. He's not bad.

    The one thing with Baxter is he is super fucking depressing. Dear god that man likes to make you never want to leave your warm comfortable safe blue ball of planet.

    Actually Ben Bova's Asteroid Wars series was entertaining. It is tide to his grand tour series so lots of repeat characters with the Moon series about nano-tech. I have Venus around here somewhere but I haven't gotten to it yet.

    Am I the only one that really hates Peter Hamilton?

    Nothing I listed was by him though I have one of his books staring at me. I don't mind him just consider him pulp.

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Lots of people praise Old Man's War. I didn't think it was bad, but it's just generic trashy sci-fi.

    That sounds suspiciously like Comsu talk to me ...

    emnmnme on
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  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    So going through some of my research on the Arab Spring for a research paper due in a couple weeks and just ran into this line. And it just makes me grin.
    Robert Fogel's theory of ―technophysio evolution‖ outlines the
    parameters of this effect, using evidence of changing stature among US soldiers in the nineteenth
    century to argue that human nutrition is the thermodynamic engine for human productivity and
    investment (Fogel and Costa 1997).

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Life doesn't run away from nobody. Life runs at people.Registered User regular
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    mindspork wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »

    To quote Jeremy Clarkson :

    "This is what happens when you let the Italians make the car, and ze Germans make the food, instead of the other way round."

    What about Ferrari, Lamborghini, Maserati, Ducati, etc.

    Completely off set by the fact that Alfa Romeo produces a lot more cars then the first three combined.

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  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    mindspork wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »

    To quote Jeremy Clarkson :

    "This is what happens when you let the Italians make the car, and ze Germans make the food, instead of the other way round."

    Ferraris and bratwurst are delicious, shut up Jeremy Clarkson.

    I love eating Ferraris.

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