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The [mini-phalla] of Isaac: GAME OVER - VILLAGE VICTORY
Nirya
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Isaac and his mother lived alone in a small house on a hill. Isaac kept to himself, drawing pictures and playing with his toys as his MOM watched Christian broadcasts on the television. Life was simple, and they were both happy. That was, until the day Isaac’s MOM heard a voice from above.
“YOUR SON HAS BECOME CORRUPTED BY SIN. HE NEEDS TO BE SAVED!”
“I will do my best to save him, my Lord,” Isaac’s MOM replied, rushing into Isaac’s room, removing all that was evil from his life.
Again, the voice called to her: “ISAAC’S SOUL IS STILL CORRUPT. HE NEEDS TO BE CUT OFF FROM ALL THAT IS EVIL IN THIS WORLD AND CONFESS HIS SINS.”
“I will follow your instructions, Lord. I have faith in thee,” Isaac’s MOM replied, as she locked Isaac in his room, away from the evils of the world.
One last time, Isaac’s MOM heard the voice of God calling to her. “You’ve done as I’ve asked, but I still question your devotion to me. To prove your devotion to me, I will ask one more thing of you.”
“Yes, Lord, anything!” Isaac’s MOM begged.
“To prove your love and devotion, I require a sacrifice. Your son, Isaac, will be that sacrifice. Go into his room and end his life as an offering to me to prove you love me above all else.”
“Yes Lord,” she replied, grabbing a butcher’s knife from the kitchen.
Isaac, watching through a crack in his door, trembled in fear. Scrambling around his room to find a hiding place, he noticed a trap door to the basement hidden under his rug. Without hesitation, he flung open the hatch, just as his MOM burst through his door, and threw himself down into the unknown depths below.
The Rules
This is a mini-phalla based on the game The Binding of Isaac. Knowledge of the game isn’t necessary to play the game. The game is designed for 30 players. All standard phalla rules will be in effect.
Every day, the denizens of the basement will choose someone to offer up to the Devil from their midst, writing their decision in bold red. The vote will always come first, followed by any protective actions, actions with a murderous intent, and all other actions, in that order. Inactivity will be handled with a single warning, followed by removal from the game.
Vote close is at 12 AM PST, or 3 AM EST. This will be the same time any orders need to be sent in by. Clarifications can be asked in Bold Orange. All proboards must be shared with the host, no exceptions.
If you wish to sign up, please do so in Bold Lime.
Sample village pm:
You are _________, one of the denizens of the basement.
VC: Kill Isaac and his cohorts before they kill you.
Player List
1. The_Anonymous - Leech - bombed to death
2. Loxx - Fly - death by tears
3. SLyM - ??? - sacrificed to the Devil
4. Tayrun - replaced by stever777
5. lonelyahava - Pride - death by tears
6. I needed a name to post - Puster - melted by acid
7. Capfalcon
8. corvidae
9. Cythraul - Judas - sacrificed to the Devil
10. Bedlam - Eve - sacrificed to the Devil
11. REG Rysk - The Fallen - became too greedy
12. Langly - MOM - sacrificed to the Devil
13. sportzboytjw
14. jdarksun - Maggot - removed for inactivus
15. Smooth Operator - Cain - laser-related injuries
16. kime - Wrath - Stomped to death
17. Taya - Envy - death by bomb
18. Shalmelo - Isaac - melted by acid
19. Kay - Gluttony - stomped to death
20. tzeentchling - Hopper - melted by acid
21. ObiFett - Mulligan - melted by acid
22. Malkor - Hive -death by tears
23. romanqwerty - Guts - sacrificed to the Devil
24. vertroue - Leaper - sacrificed to the Devil
25. Shabooty - Magdalene - sacrificed to the Devil
26. Daius - Maw - Money-related injuries
27. Assuran
28. Kias
29. Goose! - Baby - removed for inactivus
30. MrTlicious
Reserves
Previous Narrations
Day one results
Day two results
Day three results
Day four results
Day five results
Final Day results
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[Edit] Dammit >.<
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My schedule is finally less crazy, let's celebrate with MURDER.
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Although I have to grudge you, Nirya, 'cause I was totally planning on starting my own mini today-ish.
(Just kidding,
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Not sure which route the host will choose to go, but the big boss to defeat is Mom. Some of the other level bosses are:
The Duke of Flies
Monstro,
Gemini,
Peep,
Larry Jr,
and some more that I'm blanking on.
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oh yeah, @facetious
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Rule #1: Always trust kime
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Rule #1.2: never trust kime
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Got it!
From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
okay!
*parties*
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My only win so far is with Maggy, actually. That Yum Heart is just way too useful.