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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    I got complimented on my skinny jeans today (and also my butt, but I wasn't supposed to hear that)

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  • AphostileAphostile Registered User regular
    You could be again.

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  • ZonugalZonugal Registered User regular
    I'm 5'11 and 160 pounds.

    Whiskey has made me "fat." That is to say I have a mini-beer belly which does not compliment my body.

    I'm going to start exercising as to hold off my evolution into an Australian politician.

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    For the past eight months I keep almost gaining full ab definition.

    Then injuring myself and losing it all again and starting over.

    Then I complain I have gained weight and my friends want to slap me and they grab their bellies to compare.

  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    Aphostile wrote: »
    You could be again.

    Yeah but I'm lazy

  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    I have a friend, who got married last week. Beginning of December he decided he wanted to be less than 90 for his wedding.

    Dude lost twenty five kilos in four months.

    When asked for his secret he replied.

    I ate less.

  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    blake what is this "kilo" you keep referring to

    is it some kind of strange animal that eats people lost in the Australian outback??

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    MacGuffin wrote: »
    Baka!
    Belief in the heart of friendship and you'll always be kawaii Tommy-Chan!
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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Oh I'm sorry.

    It's a unit of measurement that more than five percent of the population of the world uses.

    Sorry if that was unclear.

  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    But that five percent is the best! It says so in our national anthem!!

    From the Desk of the Democratically-Elected Pharaoh-President of the Shadowrelam of Egypt
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    Baka!
    Belief in the heart of friendship and you'll always be kawaii Tommy-Chan!
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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Good ol' Burma.

  • alternatingAberrationalternatingAberration I am the milk man My milk is deliciousRegistered User regular
    I have tried to be fat. I've eaten pizza and ice cream for a straight week, tried slowing my metabolism with sparse meals and naps. No effect. Doomed to skeletal figure forever!

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  • NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    I am fat because I lack discipline

    Also I love beer and Mexican food

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    Keith wrote: »
    There are these new Tim Tams that have caramel and a double coat of chocolate.

    They are a one-way trip to fatsville.

    Oh good god, I am ruined if I move to Australia.

    Fuckin' Tim Tams, man. Fuckin' Tim Tams...

    I know this feel, man.

    They sell them in the states between about October and December.

    They sell them at Target

    I saw the caramel ones the other day

    You gotta be careful. There are regular caramel ones and double coat ones.

    Regular are good.

    Double coat are dangerous

    I can only find them in Target between October and December. This is like three years running now.

    Fucking Indiana.

    http://www.amazon.com/Pepperidge-Farm-CARAMEL-Sandwich-Cookies/dp/B003KHF2Z8

    $31 for four packs

    They're like...$2.80 at Target

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  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    Right now I am pretty average in weight

    5'6" 140 lbs

    Last time I weighed this much I was actually getting a bit of a stomach, now I don't have that, presumably I've gained the weight a bit more evenly this time around

    I do need to eat less shitty foods though!

  • Goose!Goose! Registered User regular
    My brain hates the rest of my body.

  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Right now I am pretty average in weight

    5'6" 140 lbs

    Last time I weighed this much I was actually getting a bit of a stomach, now I don't have that, presumably I've gained the weight a bit more evenly this time around

    I do need to eat less shitty foods though!

    I'm the same height but 4 lbs lighter

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  • Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    I'm skinny as hell but eat like a fat kid. Does that count?

  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Honestly I was pretty surprised because Mori looks no different (and his clothes for no differently) than when he was 125 lbs

    Like he says, last time he was 140 it was noticeable

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Meester Fuzzputt 'e plenty good fella.Registered User regular
    Keith wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    There are these new Tim Tams that have caramel and a double coat of chocolate.

    They are a one-way trip to fatsville.

    Oh good god, I am ruined if I move to Australia.

    Fuckin' Tim Tams, man. Fuckin' Tim Tams...

    I know this feel, man.

    They sell them in the states between about October and December.

    They sell them at Target

    I saw the caramel ones the other day

    You gotta be careful. There are regular caramel ones and double coat ones.

    Regular are good.

    Double coat are dangerous

    I can only find them in Target between October and December. This is like three years running now.

    Fucking Indiana.

    http://www.amazon.com/Pepperidge-Farm-CARAMEL-Sandwich-Cookies/dp/B003KHF2Z8

    $31 for four packs

    They're like...$2.80 at Target

    What is a Pepperidge Farm????????

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  • UbikUbik i am a god in a french-ass restaurantRegistered User regular
    Keith wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    There are these new Tim Tams that have caramel and a double coat of chocolate.

    They are a one-way trip to fatsville.

    Oh good god, I am ruined if I move to Australia.

    Fuckin' Tim Tams, man. Fuckin' Tim Tams...

    I know this feel, man.

    They sell them in the states between about October and December.

    They sell them at Target

    I saw the caramel ones the other day

    You gotta be careful. There are regular caramel ones and double coat ones.

    Regular are good.

    Double coat are dangerous

    I can only find them in Target between October and December. This is like three years running now.

    Fucking Indiana.

    http://www.amazon.com/Pepperidge-Farm-CARAMEL-Sandwich-Cookies/dp/B003KHF2Z8

    $31 for four packs

    They're like...$2.80 at Target

    What is a Pepperidge Farm????????

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    italian food, mostly

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  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    Janson wrote: »
    Honestly I was pretty surprised because Mori looks no different (and his clothes for no differently) than when he was 125 lbs

    Like he says, last time he was 140 it was noticeable

    perhaps this time he's got more muscle weight

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    Janson wrote: »
    Honestly I was pretty surprised because Mori looks no different (and his clothes for no differently) than when he was 125 lbs

    Like he says, last time he was 140 it was noticeable

    perhaps this time he's got more muscle weight
    That's what I told him!

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  • turtleantturtleant Registered User regular
    I am fat because I eat shitty foods and don't exercise enough. Luckily I'm out of school now and have time to exercise a bit. I need to buy a bike once I get a job locked in.
    All my friends are the "eat everything all the time and don't gain any weight" type (seriously my one friend is 115 pounds and 5'11" and eats like I do).
    So hi5 fat people, and hi5 fat people that are trying to lose some weight!

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    The primary reason I am chunky is that I was super active all through high school with working out and wrestling and stuff but when I got to college I didn't keep up the activity but I kept the appetite.

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    i am a skinny guy

  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    I sometimes think I'm putting on weight but then I weigh myself and I'm still hovering 2lb either side of 108.
    I'm gonna go eat dumplings.

  • AeytherAeyther Registered User regular
    I've bulked up a bit since I started going to the gym three times a week but I'm still skinny and have a crazy high metabolism but I'm not a total stickman anymore. If my metabolism ever decides to slow down, I will be in trouble since I'm hungry and eat all the time.

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  • Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    Swill wrote: »
    i am a skinny guy

    Swill is a swell guy.

  • DarmakDarmak Forgive me for this violence I am about to inflictRegistered User regular
    Ruby Rhod wrote: »
    Swill wrote: »
    i am a skinny guy

    Swill is a swell guy.

    But not swole

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  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal Flo-ridaRegistered User regular
    I've been gaining wait but am still gobstoppingly light

    bout 5'11" 130 now

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    I'm fat because every time I bang your mother she gives me a cookie.

  • Psychotic OnePsychotic One Never let an alligator... Do your taxesRegistered User regular
    I'm a bit of a fatty

    6 foot 6 inches and 250 pounds.

    I could probably stand to drop 25-30 pounds

  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited March 2012
    It's cool dude

    You're a giant

    Who's gonna give you shit

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  • PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    I'm not fat, just big boned :(

  • IloveslimesIloveslimes Shoreline, WARegistered User regular
    I'm working on losing weight. We're doing a program at work with weigh-ins and encouragements to meet your goals. It can't hurt, but my big problem is eating too much. I've cut back a lot though and now I'm down to 230 lbs (104 kilos). I'm 6'3" (1.89m) so I feel I should be around 200 lbs. Maybe less, depending how I look.

  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    I try to eat less, and sometimes it works. But then oh god depression just pour me a bowl full of doughnuts and let me be.

  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    body by xbox

    game by nintendo

    swagger by playstation


    Uh-oh I accidentally deleted my signature. Uh-oh!!
  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights みんな、 見ていてくれ!Registered User regular
    i'm probably the cutest i've ever been

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