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  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    Really? The Kindle is more advanced than the etch a ketch? Huh.

    I love the Etch a Sketch. It's a beautiful device.

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  • PaladinPaladin Registered User regular
    Really? The Kindle is more advanced than the etch a ketch? Huh.

    I love the Etch a Sketch. It's a beautiful device.

    yeah but in the kindle there is a tiny man that draws on the particle screen instead of a 2D stylus, which is why you don't shake the kindle

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  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    Paladin wrote: »
    Really? The Kindle is more advanced than the etch a ketch? Huh.

    I love the Etch a Sketch. It's a beautiful device.

    yeah but in the kindle there is a tiny man that draws on the particle screen instead of a 2D stylus, which is why you don't shake the kindle

    Well we wouldn't want him to fall off his stool.

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  • KalTorakKalTorak Registered User regular
    FALSE.

    Bob Ross painted while standing.

  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    KalTorak wrote: »
    FALSE.

    Bob Ross painted while standing.

    But now that he works inside kindles, they gave him a stool. QED.

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  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    Why do I remember him with a stool? Stupid false memories.

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  • KalTorakKalTorak Registered User regular
  • Just_Bri_ThanksJust_Bri_Thanks Seething with rage from a handbasket.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I thought it was pretty widely accepted that if everyone voted, a republican would never win the whitehouse again. We don't need more people, we need a cure for crippling apathy.

    To this I agree.

    Some days I just want to smack people with a rolled up newspaper. Or a phone book.
    A folding chair is looking like an attractive option right now too...
  • ElJeffeElJeffe Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    SammyF wrote: »
    I wonder what percentage of high school students today have ever seen an etchasketch in person.

    They still sell them. My kids have one.

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  • KalTorakKalTorak Registered User regular
    I thought it was pretty widely accepted that if everyone voted, a republican would never win the whitehouse again. We don't need more people, we need a cure for crippling apathy.

    To this I agree.

    Well, that and gerrymandering/voter suppression.

  • TheBlackWindTheBlackWind Registered User regular
    You know, as much as Mitt loves to fire people, I'm kind of shocked Eric F hasn't been canned. This was supposed to be Mitt's victory lap, Jeb Bush endorsement and all, and instead they gave the bird to Conservatives.

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  • South hostSouth host I obey without question Registered User regular
    Octoparrot wrote: »
    Gingrich described De Niro’s comment as “beyond the pale,” adding: “I call on the President to apologize for him."

    What does it mean???

    Republicans are feeling persecuted that Obama called Sandra Fluke in support, but didn't call Palin to support her when Maher insulted her. And they won't stop whining about it.

    Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
  • sportzboytjwsportzboytjw squeeeeeezzeeee some more tax breaks outRegistered User regular
    You know, as much as Mitt loves to fire people, I'm kind of shocked Eric F hasn't been canned. This was supposed to be Mitt's victory lap, Jeb Bush endorsement and all, and instead they gave the bird to Conservatives.

    He's torn... he really prefers to fire poor people.

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  • Boring7Boring7 Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Candidates who receive Secret Service protection are chosen by a combination of a House committee and the Secretary of Homeland Security. Ron Paul is--as usual--completely fucking retarded. We protect our political candidates because it is vital and important to a representative democracy that your political candidates can actually, you know, run for office without being fucking murdered.

    God, his level of disconnect from reality and his complete lack of understanding of modern political science is truly fucking appalling for someone running to be president. Jesus fucking Christ.

    I stopped to wonder why Ron Paul would have such a problem understanding such things and I realized. Ron Paul is so whitebread and so privileged that he honestly doesn't see how "civilized cultures™" would have politically-motivated assassinations.

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  • AtomikaAtomika Social Justice Mage + 12 charm/-5 lockpickingRegistered User regular
    Boring7 wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Candidates who receive Secret Service protection are chosen by a combination of a House committee and the Secretary of Homeland Security. Ron Paul is--as usual--completely fucking retarded. We protect our political candidates because it is vital and important to a representative democracy that your political candidates can actually, you know, run for office without being fucking murdered.

    God, his level of disconnect from reality and his complete lack of understanding of modern political science is truly fucking appalling for someone running to be president. Jesus fucking Christ.

    I stopped to wonder why Ron Paul would have such a problem understanding such things and I realized. Ron Paul is so whitebread and so privileged that he honestly doesn't see how "civilized cultures™" would have politically-motivated assassinations.

    . . . despite representing the State in which our last presidential assassination occurred.

  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    "I keep hearing the president say he's responsible for keeping the country out of a Great Depression," Romney said at a town hall in Arbutus, Maryland. "No, no, no, that was President George W. Bush and [then-Treasury Secretary] Hank Paulson."

    HOW ARE YOU SO BAD AT THIS

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    Loose: about to slip, to release (Ex: "That knot is loose." "Loose arrows.")
  • ShadowenShadowen Snores in the morning Registered User regular
    George W. Bush's approval ratings were barely above Congress's when he left office, Mitt, and history hasn't done much vindicating yet.

  • ToxTox I kill threads Pharezon's human garbage heapRegistered User regular
    "I keep hearing the president say he's responsible for keeping the country out of a Great Depression," Romney said at a town hall in Arbutus, Maryland. "No, no, no, that was President George W. Bush and [then-Treasury Secretary] Hank Paulson."

    HOW ARE YOU SO BAD AT THIS

    To be fair, that's basically a republican talking point.

    Just like how it's a republican talking point that Obama is completely responsible for the recession. And the wars.

    Oh but 9/11 was Clinton's fault.

    Someone actually tried to take Hannity to task for this today on his radio show. He pointed out that they talk about everything that happens like its in a bubble...except for the stuff that would make their side look bad, that's totally the fault of the previous guy.

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  • KiplingKipling Registered User regular
    "I keep hearing the president say he's responsible for keeping the country out of a Great Depression," Romney said at a town hall in Arbutus, Maryland. "No, no, no, that was President George W. Bush and [then-Treasury Secretary] Hank Paulson."

    HOW ARE YOU SO BAD AT THIS

    To get Jeb Bush's endorsement, you have to sell your soul and try to repair the Bush's presidency in the mind of voters.

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  • ElldrenElldren 3067-6294-6208Registered User regular
    wait, so Obama is responsible for the recession, but W pulled us out of it?

    Do they understand how time works?

  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    "I keep hearing the president say he's responsible for keeping the country out of a Great Depression," Romney said at a town hall in Arbutus, Maryland. "No, no, no, that was President George W. Bush and [then-Treasury Secretary] Hank Paulson."

    HOW ARE YOU SO BAD AT THIS
    So he agrees with the massive government spending on the part of Bush in reaction to the economic crisis.

  • AstaerethAstaereth Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Elldren wrote: »
    wait, so Obama is responsible for the recession, but W pulled us out of it?

    Do they understand how time works?

    No, it all makes sense. If Bush hadn't acted quickly, Obama would have been responsible for the second Great Depression. But thanks to W Obama was only responsible for the recession, the slow recovery out of the recession, the rising gas prices brought on by the recovery, and the yoke of socialism under which we all now live, if you can call it living.

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    "I keep hearing the president say he's responsible for keeping the country out of a Great Depression," Romney said at a town hall in Arbutus, Maryland. "No, no, no, that was President George W. Bush and [then-Treasury Secretary] Hank Paulson."

    HOW ARE YOU SO BAD AT THIS
    So he agrees with the massive government spending on the part of Bush in reaction to the economic crisis.

    For his buddies, yes. But massive government spending to cut taxes/do useful things for the average American is a socialist plot to destroy America. You see the obvious difference, right?

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    Loose: about to slip, to release (Ex: "That knot is loose." "Loose arrows.")
  • Boring7Boring7 Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    "I keep hearing the president say he's responsible for keeping the country out of a Great Depression," Romney said at a town hall in Arbutus, Maryland. "No, no, no, that was President George W. Bush and [then-Treasury Secretary] Hank Paulson."

    HOW ARE YOU SO BAD AT THIS
    So he agrees with the massive government spending on the part of Bush in reaction to the economic crisis.

    For his buddies, yes. But massive government spending to cut taxes/do useful things for the average American is a socialist plot to destroy America. You see the obvious difference, right?

    Welfare is only good if it's corporate.

    Thanatos wrote: »
    Goldman Sachs may as well be named COBRA.
  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    wait, so Obama is responsible for the recession, but W pulled us out of it?

    Do they understand how time works?

    Time is a liberal concept.

    Seriously J not only are you a monumentally umpleasant person when you start uttering the nonsense that passes for philosophy in your mind (shame on whatever institution you graduated in, and shame on your tutors for creating such a monster), but your sense of humor, such as it is, is awful.
  • HenroidHenroid Nobody Nowhere fastRegistered User regular
    "I keep hearing the president say he's responsible for keeping the country out of a Great Depression," Romney said at a town hall in Arbutus, Maryland. "No, no, no, that was President George W. Bush and [then-Treasury Secretary] Hank Paulson."

    HOW ARE YOU SO BAD AT THIS

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  • Pi-r8Pi-r8 Registered User regular
    "I keep hearing the president say he's responsible for keeping the country out of a Great Depression," Romney said at a town hall in Arbutus, Maryland. "No, no, no, that was President George W. Bush and [then-Treasury Secretary] Hank Paulson."

    HOW ARE YOU SO BAD AT THIS

    Have you considered the possibility that he's just not trying very hard? I mean, it seems like he's going to inevitably clinch the nomination no matter how stupid he comes off. Maybe he's decided that as long as he smiles, looks pretty, and goes to a lot of fundraisers, it doesn't really matter what he says.

  • ShadowenShadowen Snores in the morning Registered User regular
    Pi-r8 wrote: »
    "I keep hearing the president say he's responsible for keeping the country out of a Great Depression," Romney said at a town hall in Arbutus, Maryland. "No, no, no, that was President George W. Bush and [then-Treasury Secretary] Hank Paulson."

    HOW ARE YOU SO BAD AT THIS

    Have you considered the possibility that he's just not trying very hard? I mean, it seems like he's going to inevitably clinch the nomination no matter how stupid he comes off. Maybe he's decided that as long as he smiles, looks pretty, and goes to a lot of fundraisers, it doesn't really matter what he says.

    I look forward to him learning the harshest lesson of his soft life in November.

  • RozRoz Let the Storm follow Nap TimeRegistered User regular
    The Mitt Romney teary-eyed concession speech will be the comedic event of the decade.

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    Roz wrote: »
    The Mitt Romney teary-eyed concession speech will be the comedic event of the decade.

    It won't resemble McCain's "I tried, my friends, and I failed you all" speech. I predict Romney will say he's disappointed in America and the country deserves what it gets.

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava One day, I will be able to say to myself "I am beautiful and I am perfect just the way I am"Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Roz wrote: »
    The Mitt Romney teary-eyed concession speech will be the comedic event of the decade.

    It won't resemble McCain's "I tried, my friends, and I failed you all" speech. I predict Romney will say he's disappointed in America and the country deserves what it gets.

    I can handle that.

    But I want there to be tears.

    A big politically incorrect tantrum. On international TV.

  • Pi-r8Pi-r8 Registered User regular
    Shadowen wrote: »
    Pi-r8 wrote: »
    "I keep hearing the president say he's responsible for keeping the country out of a Great Depression," Romney said at a town hall in Arbutus, Maryland. "No, no, no, that was President George W. Bush and [then-Treasury Secretary] Hank Paulson."

    HOW ARE YOU SO BAD AT THIS

    Have you considered the possibility that he's just not trying very hard? I mean, it seems like he's going to inevitably clinch the nomination no matter how stupid he comes off. Maybe he's decided that as long as he smiles, looks pretty, and goes to a lot of fundraisers, it doesn't really matter what he says.

    I look forward to him learning the harshest lesson of his soft life in November.

    I think most people agree that this election is just a referendum on Obama and, generally, the economy. If the economy keeps improving there's nothing Romney could possibly do to win.

  • Psycho Internet HawkPsycho Internet Hawk Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Roz wrote: »
    The Mitt Romney teary-eyed concession speech will be the comedic event of the decade.

    It won't resemble McCain's "I tried, my friends, and I failed you all" speech. I predict Romney will say he's disappointed in America and the country deserves what it gets.

    A bitter, angry Romney would be the best thing.

    Although I have to say I'd prefer watching Santorum just get up on stage, freak the fuck out and start frothing at the mouth and ranting about Satan and Death Panels and The Evils of Birth Control. He'd have a spectacular concession...speech....meltdown...thing.

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Roz wrote: »
    The Mitt Romney teary-eyed concession speech will be the comedic event of the decade.

    It won't resemble McCain's "I tried, my friends, and I failed you all" speech. I predict Romney will say he's disappointed in America and the country deserves what it gets.

    A bitter, angry Romney would be the best thing.

    Although I have to say I'd prefer watching Santorum just get up on stage, freak the fuck out and start frothing at the mouth and ranting about Satan and Death Panels and The Evils of Birth Control. He'd have a spectacular concession...speech....meltdown...thing.

    "Using the ballot box, America has made its bed and now it must sleep in it. Good night. And good luck."

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  • shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    I want to watch Romney live as he loses in November.

    To either see his only true hope and dream ("Bein President") crushed in front of his eyes.

    Or to see how his programming reacts to losing. I wonder how much his programmers anticipated for.

  • ShadowenShadowen Snores in the morning Registered User regular
    shryke wrote: »
    I want to watch Romney live as he loses in November.

    To either see his only true hope and dream ("Bein President") crushed in front of his eyes.

    Or to see how his programming reacts to losing. I wonder how much his programmers anticipated for.

    Given the numerous gaffes, I'd have to say this dev team didn't think of everything.

  • ToxTox I kill threads Pharezon's human garbage heapRegistered User regular
    Santorum's would be the best after the whole "he read" thing. Because either he reads his speech from a prompter/script, or he rehearses it, admitting he thought he might lose (which is admitting defeat and lack of faith in God and His Plan™)

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    shryke wrote: »
    I want to watch Romney live as he loses in November.

    To either see his only true hope and dream ("Bein President") crushed in front of his eyes.

    Or to see how his programming reacts to losing. I wonder how much his programmers anticipated for.

    Considering how he reacts when someone has the audacity to meerly interrupt him when he's speaking, I would have to bet that he would blow a gasket.

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  • ShadowenShadowen Snores in the morning Registered User regular
    ...if Romney actually turns out to be a hyper-advanced robot of some kind, does that means the Republicans can demand a do-over, as clearly Romney was not eligible to be President even if he won?

  • lonelyahavalonelyahava One day, I will be able to say to myself "I am beautiful and I am perfect just the way I am"Registered User regular
    The question is...

    Does Romney run again in 2016?

    Without that Pesky Obama and those Damned Kids, can he make his dream a reality?

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