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It's Naked Time, Doubleplus

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    it's too late, I'm having lunch right now!

    O woe! O woeful, woeful, woeful day!
    Most lamentable day. Most woeful day
    That ever, ever I did yet behold!
    O day, O day, O day! O hateful day!
    Never was seen so black a day as this.
    O woeful day! O woeful day!

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Ne'er was there a tale of more woe
    Than of Kawika and this Tuna Sandwich

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    PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    I'm naked right now!

    But it's not good naked, it's sweaty, "Oh God I'm gonna die!" naked.

    Send help

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    MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    Naked help

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    im nakedposting

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Bossking wrote: »
    Can't wait for this dude to spend the night tomorrow. It balances out that I won't see him for a week or so. Naked sleeping in whoooooooo.

    Naked sleeping with someone is the best

    then my girlfriend brought her fat farty chihuahua to live with us

    and it sleeps in bed with us and just farts up the place

    and now, I can never sleep naked again

    For more information, please read my autobiography "The Farty Dog"

    Pets do not belong on beds. Dogs don't even belong on furniture. No dog, get off the couch, that is a human seat. Go lay on your dog bed.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Ne'er was there a tale of more woe
    Than of Kawika and this Tuna Sandwich

    From ancient breakfast to new hunger
    where fishy bread makes fishy breath unclean

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    Ne'er was there a tale of more woe
    Than of Kawika and this Tuna Sandwich

    From ancient breakfast to new hunger
    where fishy bread makes fishy breath unclean

    :^:

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    Bossking wrote: »
    Can't wait for this dude to spend the night tomorrow. It balances out that I won't see him for a week or so. Naked sleeping in whoooooooo.

    Naked sleeping with someone is the best

    then my girlfriend brought her fat farty chihuahua to live with us

    and it sleeps in bed with us and just farts up the place

    and now, I can never sleep naked again

    For more information, please read my autobiography "The Farty Dog"

    Pets do not belong on beds. Dogs don't even belong on furniture. No dog, get off the couch, that is a human seat. Go lay on your dog bed.

    Nope

    I've got a 75 pound black lab that loves to snuggle and take naps with me

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Sex.

    So my GF was having issues from being very recently divorced, wanted to downgrade to FWB, so I broke up.

    Super sweet, pretty, nice lady. But I can't do clingy right now.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Also oh shit I'm five pages behind.

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    HyperBalladHyperBallad A ball of vivid colour and barely contained emotions Sydney. Lost in time and space.Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Sex is nice.
    Especially with Gatsby
    's sister

    HyperBallad on
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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Sex is nice.
    Especially with Gatsby
    's sister

    youtu.be/5NylmdC_uEM?t=15s

    Gatsby on
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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    All you naked sleepers should count yourselves lucky because I am deprived of the option

    My heating has gone to pot. AGAIN.

    I seem to live at the centre of a chaotic maelstrom of technology fucking itself up

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Edcrab wrote: »
    All you naked sleepers should count yourselves lucky because I am deprived of the option

    My heating has gone to pot. AGAIN.

    I seem to live at the centre of a chaotic maelstrom of technology fucking itself up

    Be like me and become a frost giant.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    I sleep in a full tux

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    FAQ wrote: »
    I sleep in a full tux

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    HyperBalladHyperBallad A ball of vivid colour and barely contained emotions Sydney. Lost in time and space.Registered User regular
    I... sleep in pjs?

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    Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    i sleep in until about noon

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Sex is nice.
    Especially with Gatsby
    's sister

    Aaah ha ha ha, you're magnificent!

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    i sleep in until about noon

    My recent problem. Wake up at say, 8. Nod back off into dreamland and have delightful dreams. Oh shit, it's 2pm.

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    Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    i sleep in until about noon

    My recent problem. Wake up at say, 8. Nod back off into dreamland and have delightful dreams. Oh shit, it's 2pm.

    i hate doing this

    it feels like you've wasted the whole day

    really i would like to get up at nine every morning like a normal person but i'm too much of a student and the internet has me in too firm a grasp

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    i sleep in until about noon

    My recent problem. Wake up at say, 8. Nod back off into dreamland and have delightful dreams. Oh shit, it's 2pm.

    i hate doing this

    it feels like you've wasted the whole day

    really i would like to get up at nine every morning like a normal person but i'm too much of a student and the internet has me in too firm a grasp

    Take away the internet. I will sit and stare at the wall having daydreams well into the night.

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    This weekend my parents are away

    I feel like this is going to be a naked weekend.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Weaver wrote: »
    Sex.

    So my GF was having issues from being very recently divorced, wanted to downgrade to FWB, so I broke up.

    Super sweet, pretty, nice lady. But I can't do clingy right now.

    I am having trouble parsing this, man. Your girlfriend wanted to just be friends+ and that is more clingy?

    Mysst on
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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    wait
    since when is going from dating to fwb clingy?
    that's generally the opposite of clingy

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    Gatsby wrote: »
    This weekend my parents are away

    I feel like this is going to be a naked weekend.
    When you're parents come home early it's going to be awkward.

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    Gatsby wrote: »
    This weekend my parents are away

    I feel like this is going to be a naked weekend.

    For... you or for your parents?

    WAIT DON'T ANSWER THAT

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    scarlet blvd.scarlet blvd. Bebop Cola Goooood!Registered User regular
    mmm yea baby
    fully clothed
    all the time
    feel my sexy cotton clothes

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    had maybe the best naked times in recent memory with this lady

    this lady is a good person to hang out with

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    Hey Orikae here's a new article for this latest project of yours
    "Great to Hear it, Dude!" - Wherein We Discuss Being Happy For a Real Cool Guy and His New Ladyfriend

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    had maybe the best naked times in recent memory with this lady

    this lady is a good person to hang out with

    :bz

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Hey Orikae here's a new article for this latest project of yours
    "Great to Hear it, Dude!" - Wherein We Discuss Being Happy For a Real Cool Guy and His New Ladyfriend

    Should get somebody lonely and bitter to write the counter point

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    scarlet blvd.scarlet blvd. Bebop Cola Goooood!Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Hey Orikae here's a new article for this latest project of yours
    "Great to Hear it, Dude!" - Wherein We Discuss Being Happy For a Real Cool Guy and His New Ladyfriend

    Should get somebody lonely and bitter to write the counter point

    I got it

    Had maybe the best clothed times in recent memory with myself

    I'm a good person to be alone with

    no regrets

    scarlet blvd. on
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    FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    Gatsby wrote: »
    This weekend my parents are away

    I feel like this is going to be a naked weekend.

    Send me photos of @HyperBallad and your sister.

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    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
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    MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    Naked times rejuvenate the soul.

    Half an evening and night and I feel reborn.

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Gatsby wrote: »
    This weekend my parents are away

    I feel like this is going to be a naked weekend.

    For... you or for your parents?

    WAIT DON'T ANSWER THAT
    Fishman wrote: »
    Gatsby wrote: »
    This weekend my parents are away

    I feel like this is going to be a naked weekend.

    Send me photos of @HyperBallad and your sister.

    Both of you

    Ruined my goddamn naked weekend

    It's not even Saturday yet!

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    My family is going out of town next week, gonna be 7 days of nudity

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    @Mysst @Druhim

    She wanted the status change so she would feel better about going out to do things with her friends without me there. She was feeling really guilty any time she was having fun without me. And I'm of the mind that hey, you want to go to wine tastings or something with your friends, go. I wouldn't enjoy it anyway. Have a blast. We'll do our own thing another time.

    Also gave in to me on everything, all the time, which was nice at first but my ideas aren't always the best. If you'd rather do something else then put your foot down.

    Also she's a single mom, and the kids were getting attached to me, and while actually official BF/GF that was fine because hey who knows what will happen, but I'm not down being fuckbuddies when the kids know me.

    So it was just hey, you're a great person, and it's been nice, and wish you the best, but this isn't working.

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