[Parsely] Z-WARD: >eat shotgun

TraceofToxin · April 2012

YEAH! LETS GO IN THE TUNNELS. GOTTA BE THINGS TO EAT THERE.

weirdspaceships · April 2012

>You enter the Steam Tunnels. It's like a maze in there! Disoriented, you stumble back into the Basement.

TraceofToxin · April 2012

>Enter elevator

weirdspaceships · April 2012

>You are in the Elevator. There is a control panel here. Buttons are labeled 1, 2, and B.
Exits: Out

TraceofToxin · April 2012

>Press 1

weirdspaceships · April 2012

>You go to the first floor. You are in the hospital intake. There is an elevator here. You can also take the stairs.
Exits: South, East, West (locked), Enter (elevator)

towndrunk34 · April 2012

>Eat Water

weirdspaceships · April 2012

>There is no water here. It all spilled out of the bucket. Maybe there's, like, traces of some in the bucket. Okay, you drink that. It makes you frown.

towndrunk34 · April 2012

Didn't realize we went into the next forum page, I was talking at "The water is clean here"

weirdspaceships · April 2012

>You don't want to drink that water anyway. Somebody tried to jizz in it last page.

TraceofToxin · April 2012

>Go south

vertroue · April 2012

>Go east

Bedlam · April 2012

weirdspaceships wrote: »

>You don't want to drink that water anyway. Somebody tried to jizz in it last page.

You dont know how to jump but jizzing is no problem?

This fucking computer.

TraceofToxin · April 2012

HE'S ABANDONED US! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

towndrunk34 · April 2012

>You suddenly get the feeling that you no longer have a god. You commit suicide from depression and hopelessness.

TraceofToxin · April 2012

Does that mean we can't go South/East now?

towndrunk34 · April 2012

>You may go Southeast. You may not go south or east.

TraceofToxin · April 2012

>Go Southeast.

towndrunk34 · April 2012

>You run in to a wall, you moron.

TraceofToxin · April 2012

I TRIED SOUTH, YOU SAID NO. WHAT THE FUCK COMPUTER.

>Go South

towndrunk34 · April 2012

>You run into an air, you moron.

TraceofToxin · April 2012

WAIT A MINUTE. YOURE NOT THE GUY DOING THE THINGS.

I've been tricked!

vertroue · April 2012

Spoiler:

mi-go hunter · April 2012

Spoiler:

TraceofToxin · April 2012

Spoiler:

weirdspaceships · April 2012

>I LIVE.

weirdspaceships · April 2012

Spoiler:

You go South. You stand outside the mental hospital where your sister was admitted nine weeks ago.
Exits: North, East

>You go East. You are in the gardens. Someone's been digging graves here.
Exits: West

towndrunk34 · April 2012

>Examine graves
In a zombie apocalypse? Genius.

weirdspaceships · April 2012

>The graves look relatively recent. Something's clawed its way out.

towndrunk34 · April 2012

>Go West

TraceofToxin · April 2012

>Kill all humans

mi-go hunter · April 2012

Spoiler:

towndrunk34 · April 2012

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TraceofToxin · April 2012

weirdspaceships · April 2012

>You go West. You are standing outside the mental hospital where your sister was admitted nine weeks ago.
Exits: North, East

vertroue · April 2012

>Go North

weirdspaceships · April 2012

>You are in the hospital intake. There is an elevator here. You can also take the stairs.
Exits: South, East, West (locked), Enter (elevator)

vertroue · April 2012

>Go east

weirdspaceships · April 2012

>You are in a large cafeteria. Several corpses litter the floor.
Exits: North, East, West

vertroue · April 2012

>Go East

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