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[Parsely] Z-WARD: >eat shotgun

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  • TraceofToxinTraceofToxin King Nothing Registered User regular
    YEAH! LETS GO IN THE TUNNELS. GOTTA BE THINGS TO EAT THERE.

    Everyday I wake up is the worst day of my life.
    Buy my 40k shit.
  • weirdspaceshipsweirdspaceships i will eat your still-beating heart Registered User regular
    >You enter the Steam Tunnels. It's like a maze in there! Disoriented, you stumble back into the Basement.

  • TraceofToxinTraceofToxin King Nothing Registered User regular
    >Enter elevator

    Everyday I wake up is the worst day of my life.
    Buy my 40k shit.
  • weirdspaceshipsweirdspaceships i will eat your still-beating heart Registered User regular
    >You are in the Elevator. There is a control panel here. Buttons are labeled 1, 2, and B.
    Exits: Out

  • TraceofToxinTraceofToxin King Nothing Registered User regular
    >Press 1

    Everyday I wake up is the worst day of my life.
    Buy my 40k shit.
  • weirdspaceshipsweirdspaceships i will eat your still-beating heart Registered User regular
    >You go to the first floor. You are in the hospital intake. There is an elevator here. You can also take the stairs.
    Exits: South, East, West (locked), Enter (elevator)

  • towndrunk34towndrunk34 Registered User regular
    >Eat Water

    >You don't want to drink that water anyway. Somebody tried to jizz in it last page.

  • weirdspaceshipsweirdspaceships i will eat your still-beating heart Registered User regular
    >There is no water here. It all spilled out of the bucket. Maybe there's, like, traces of some in the bucket. Okay, you drink that. It makes you frown.

  • towndrunk34towndrunk34 Registered User regular
    Didn't realize we went into the next forum page, I was talking at "The water is clean here"

    >You don't want to drink that water anyway. Somebody tried to jizz in it last page.

  • weirdspaceshipsweirdspaceships i will eat your still-beating heart Registered User regular
    >You don't want to drink that water anyway. Somebody tried to jizz in it last page.

  • TraceofToxinTraceofToxin King Nothing Registered User regular
    >Go south

    Everyday I wake up is the worst day of my life.
    Buy my 40k shit.
  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    edited April 2012
    >Go east

    vertroue on
    Blood and Fire
    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    >You don't want to drink that water anyway. Somebody tried to jizz in it last page.
    You dont know how to jump but jizzing is no problem?

    This fucking computer.

  • TraceofToxinTraceofToxin King Nothing Registered User regular
    HE'S ABANDONED US! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    Everyday I wake up is the worst day of my life.
    Buy my 40k shit.
  • towndrunk34towndrunk34 Registered User regular
    >You suddenly get the feeling that you no longer have a god. You commit suicide from depression and hopelessness.

    >You don't want to drink that water anyway. Somebody tried to jizz in it last page.

  • TraceofToxinTraceofToxin King Nothing Registered User regular
    Does that mean we can't go South/East now?

    Everyday I wake up is the worst day of my life.
    Buy my 40k shit.
  • towndrunk34towndrunk34 Registered User regular
    >You may go Southeast. You may not go south or east.

    >You don't want to drink that water anyway. Somebody tried to jizz in it last page.

  • TraceofToxinTraceofToxin King Nothing Registered User regular
    >Go Southeast.

    Everyday I wake up is the worst day of my life.
    Buy my 40k shit.
  • towndrunk34towndrunk34 Registered User regular
    >You run in to a wall, you moron.

    >You don't want to drink that water anyway. Somebody tried to jizz in it last page.

  • TraceofToxinTraceofToxin King Nothing Registered User regular
    I TRIED SOUTH, YOU SAID NO. WHAT THE FUCK COMPUTER.

    >Go South

    Everyday I wake up is the worst day of my life.
    Buy my 40k shit.
  • towndrunk34towndrunk34 Registered User regular
    >You run into an air, you moron.

    >You don't want to drink that water anyway. Somebody tried to jizz in it last page.

  • TraceofToxinTraceofToxin King Nothing Registered User regular
    WAIT A MINUTE. YOURE NOT THE GUY DOING THE THINGS.

    I've been tricked!

    Everyday I wake up is the worst day of my life.
    Buy my 40k shit.
  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    Spoiler:

    Blood and Fire
    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
  • mi-go huntermi-go hunter Once again I'm back in the lab. Cleaning my knives, ready for stabs.Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
  • TraceofToxinTraceofToxin King Nothing Registered User regular
    Spoiler:

    Everyday I wake up is the worst day of my life.
    Buy my 40k shit.
  • weirdspaceshipsweirdspaceships i will eat your still-beating heart Registered User regular
    >I LIVE.

  • weirdspaceshipsweirdspaceships i will eat your still-beating heart Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Spoiler:

    You go South. You stand outside the mental hospital where your sister was admitted nine weeks ago.
    Exits: North, East

    >You go East. You are in the gardens. Someone's been digging graves here.
    Exits: West

    weirdspaceships on
  • towndrunk34towndrunk34 Registered User regular
    >Examine graves
    In a zombie apocalypse? Genius.

    >You don't want to drink that water anyway. Somebody tried to jizz in it last page.

  • weirdspaceshipsweirdspaceships i will eat your still-beating heart Registered User regular
    >The graves look relatively recent. Something's clawed its way out.

  • towndrunk34towndrunk34 Registered User regular
    >Go West

    >You don't want to drink that water anyway. Somebody tried to jizz in it last page.

  • TraceofToxinTraceofToxin King Nothing Registered User regular
    >Kill all humans

    Everyday I wake up is the worst day of my life.
    Buy my 40k shit.
  • mi-go huntermi-go hunter Once again I'm back in the lab. Cleaning my knives, ready for stabs.Registered User regular
    Spoiler:

  • towndrunk34towndrunk34 Registered User regular
    Destroy-All-Humans-destroy-all-humans-8996611-430-320.jpg

    >You don't want to drink that water anyway. Somebody tried to jizz in it last page.

  • TraceofToxinTraceofToxin King Nothing Registered User regular
    bender-hey-want-to-kill-all-humans.jpg

    Everyday I wake up is the worst day of my life.
    Buy my 40k shit.
  • weirdspaceshipsweirdspaceships i will eat your still-beating heart Registered User regular
    >You go West. You are standing outside the mental hospital where your sister was admitted nine weeks ago.
    Exits: North, East

  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    >Go North

    Blood and Fire
    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
  • weirdspaceshipsweirdspaceships i will eat your still-beating heart Registered User regular
    >You are in the hospital intake. There is an elevator here. You can also take the stairs.
    Exits: South, East, West (locked), Enter (elevator)

  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    >Go east

    Blood and Fire
    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
  • weirdspaceshipsweirdspaceships i will eat your still-beating heart Registered User regular
    >You are in a large cafeteria. Several corpses litter the floor.
    Exits: North, East, West

  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    >Go East

    Blood and Fire
    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
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