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It's Naked Time, Doubleplus

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    oh and fyi i am god

    i need some cash to buy uh

    angel food

    the angels they are so hungry

    i'd ask the saints up here but man

    the saints man they are all off appearing in tortillas and candy bars to inspire worship that they ain't got time to hit the pearly gATeM

    so hit me up with some dollar bills and you can come to heaven i guess

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Gatsby wrote: »
    Wait wait wait wait

    How would A Midsummer Night's Dream work with Nakespeare?

    I would consider the donkey head a prop, rather than a piece of clothing

    And a fairly vital one, at that, so something not to be removed

    Note well that I also would have zero desire to remove any of the fencing from the various shows

  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Gatsby wrote: »
    Wait wait wait wait

    How would A Midsummer Night's Dream work with Nakespeare?

    I would consider the donkey head a prop, rather than a piece of clothing

    And a fairly vital one, at that, so something not to be removed

    Note well that I also would have zero desire to remove any of the fencing from the various shows

    :winky:

  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    I've never been in a sword fight completely naked

    Honestly, it both scares and arouses me

    Which also both scares and arouses me

  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    This thread makes me want to go skinny-dipping.

    The rain, 20mph wind, and 40* and dropping does not. Also, my only option would be a local river. At flood stage.

    Goddammit, who has an indoor jacuzzi I can violate?

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Go out and buy a kiddy pool. Clear some room in your living room.

    Call some friends.

  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    Oh god I hope I don't pee in the pool when they come over.

    Maybe they won't notice.

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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    I really just once in my life want to lie naked in the grass under the summer rain.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    facetious wrote: »
    I really just once in my life want to lie naked in the grass under the summer rain.

    One of the best things

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I've never been in a sword fight completely naked

    Honestly, it both scares and arouses me

    Which also both scares and arouses me

    why are you ignoring the connotations of penises being smacked against each other

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I've never been in a sword fight completely naked

    Honestly, it both scares and arouses me

    Which also both scares and arouses me

    why are you ignoring the connotations of penises being smacked against each other

    pretty sure he isn't

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  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    I'm almost naked right now.

    It's been a hot day.

  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    Hot indeed. :winky:

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

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  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    I'm naked.

    Bedtime.

  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I've never been in a sword fight completely naked

    Honestly, it both scares and arouses me

    Which also both scares and arouses me

    why are you ignoring the connotations of penises being smacked against each other

    Because I am viewing this idea as simply a nude Shakespeare, not an erotic or parodied form of it.

  • KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2012
    The house is empty
    I'm sitting completely nude
    Towels down, of course

    Kwoaru on
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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I've never been in a sword fight completely naked

    Honestly, it both scares and arouses me

    Which also both scares and arouses me

    why are you ignoring the connotations of penises being smacked against each other

    Because I am viewing this idea as simply a nude Shakespeare, not an erotic or parodied form of it.

    you're the worst

    i bet you can't even pronounce bagel right

  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    What.

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    you heard me.

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    SAY CHOWDA!

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    SAY CHOWDA!

    CHOWDAIR

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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I've never been in a sword fight completely naked

    Honestly, it both scares and arouses me

    Which also both scares and arouses me

    why are you ignoring the connotations of penises being smacked against each other

    Because I am viewing this idea as simply a nude Shakespeare, not an erotic or parodied form of it.

    you're the worst

    i bet you can't even pronounce bagel right

    As a New Yorker, that scene made me laugh way more than it should've.

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  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    neville wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    SAY CHOWDA!

    CHOWDAIR

    SAY IT AGAIN, FRENCHY!

  • FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    Gatsby wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    SAY CHOWDA!

    CHOWDAIR

    SAY IT AGAIN, FRENCHY!

    NO

  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    something I have always pondered

    here on earth we have nudist colonies, restricted to some small (typically) privately owned area

    it would make sense that in the far future, we would have nudist space colonies

    like what if the moon was just full of naked people

    like that is the rule - you want to dock on the moon, then get naked

    and why hasn't hard sci-fi ever addressed this obvious conclusion


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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    in the future, everyone is properly ashamed of their bodies

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    not me

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    that's why they keep you in The Hole

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Yes, The Hole is my sexy space nightclub where all the awesome people that aren't ashamed of their bodies hang out.

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  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    you see he keeps saying that

    but then he just takes you out to subway


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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    that's what we tell you before we push you in

  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    "jk it's full of raaats"

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Actually that's what you sad sacks that are ashamed of your bodies tell yourselves so you don't feel left out. But the fact is, you're really missing out.

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    nope sorry druhim all you gross naked people can live in the grimy undercity that every colony is built over

    all the rats and Mutates and rogue robots and Nudes and hoverbike gangs

  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Druhim wrote: »
    Yes, The Hole is my sexy space nightclub where all the awesome people that aren't ashamed of their bodies hang out.

    I can't tell if that was intentional or not but still

    :^:

    Seriously though people being accepting of their own bodies and others' can only be a good thing.

    facetious on
    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    the hoverbike gangs are awesome
    they throw the best parties

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    trashy old guys and gross ladies wearing neon denim vests

    selling spacemeth that they cooked up in a rockettrailer

  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    Mark Twain wrote:
    Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society

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    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    I am not wearing pants

    I may not wear pants all day, or at least until yoga class

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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