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Video Game Industry Thread: Master Chief -- script delivery boy

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    Skull2185Skull2185 Registered User regular
    You know, if MS would just ease up on the "No controller at all!" doctrine a little bit and make some kind of wireless nunchuck like device with an analog stick and a couple buttons, I bet devs could churn out some interesting things that aren't party game/mini game collections.

    Kinda like what's happening with Steel Battalion, I guess.

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    cloudeaglecloudeagle Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Mego Thor wrote: »
    I wonder how much of the $17 billion loss to TV makers was due to the general public wanting nothing to do 3D TV.

    Considering Stringer, in a Wired interview, staked his future on how well 3DTVs did? Probably a lot.

    I think the main reason the TV industry is in trouble is that most of the companies got used to the rush of people replacing their old sets with HDTVs over the last decade. Now that pretty much everyone has replaced them by now, people are going back to mostly replacing TVs when they die. I think this is why the TV makers went bonkers over 3DTV, why they keep trying to make Internet TVs work even though they haven't since the first ones in the mid-90s, and why they're gearing up for 4K.

    A bunch of that loss was due to an unfavorably strong Yen... this is also what bit Nintendo in the ass.

    Edit: Unless I'm missing something Steel Battalion is the only upcoming Kinect game that looks to really do something interesting with the technology.

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    maximumzeromaximumzero I...wait, what? New Orleans, LARegistered User regular
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    AlgertmanAlgertman Registered User regular
    cloudeagle wrote: »
    Algertman wrote: »
    Looks like Microsoft couldn't get Gears of Kinect to work.

    That hasn't stopped them from releasing other Kinect games.

    Sure, though precious little that goes beyond what third parties fart out for the Wii.

    Sir, I'll have you know Ninjabread Man in an overlooked modern classic.

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    Skull2185Skull2185 Registered User regular
    Is Ninjabread Man a real thing? Cause going by name alone, it sounds incredible.

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    PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    Skull2185 wrote: »
    Is Ninjabread Man a real thing? Cause going by name alone, it sounds incredible.

    I've seen it in stores. I have never looked further into it than the cover.

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    AlgertmanAlgertman Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    You can buy it for like $5 at Bargain Town.

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    ArcSynArcSyn Registered User regular

    LOL. I don't know if Nintendo is trying too hard or if that was perfect..

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    AlgertmanAlgertman Registered User regular
    If I was in charge of Nintendo I would pay 2 guys to walk around the offices all day wearing Mario and Luigi costumes.

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    cloudeaglecloudeagle Registered User regular
    Ninjabread Man exists. It's apparently horrible.

    http://wii.ign.com/articles/844/844327p1.html

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    EVOLEVOL Registered User regular
    Algertman wrote: »
    If I was in charge of Nintendo I would pay 2 guys to walk around the offices all day wearing Mario and Luigi costumes.

    kinky

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    agoajagoaj Top Tier One FearRegistered User regular
    cloudeagle wrote: »
    Ninjabread Man exists. It's apparently horrible.

    http://wii.ign.com/articles/844/844327p1.html

    After Slash and Rainbow are done episode 3, they can bring this back.

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    cloudeaglecloudeagle Registered User regular
    Hey, aside from Rock Band Blitz, was there any big news that came out of PAX? Aside from, say, the new class in Borderlands and the revelation that not every Mass Effect fan is whiny?

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    Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    twisted pixel announced a new game, but i missed it

    also that quantum conundrum will a XBLA/PSN game

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    joshgotrojoshgotro Deviled Egg The Land of REAL CHILIRegistered User regular
    ArcSyn wrote: »

    LOL. I don't know if Nintendo is trying too hard or if that was perfect..

    perfect

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    CantidoCantido Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    EVOL wrote: »
    Algertman wrote: »
    If I was in charge of Nintendo I would pay 2 guys to walk around the offices all day wearing Tanuki costumes.

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    ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    Cantido wrote: »
    EVOL wrote: »
    Algertman wrote: »
    If I was in charge of Nintendo I would pay 2 guys to walk around the offices all day wearing Tanuki costumes.

    kinky
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    Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.

    I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
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    ArcSynArcSyn Registered User regular
    joshgotro wrote: »
    ArcSyn wrote: »

    LOL. I don't know if Nintendo is trying too hard or if that was perfect..

    perfect

    Who do I complain to that my 3DS didn't come with the bikini girl?

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    Brainiac 8Brainiac 8 Don't call me Shirley... Registered User regular
    twisted pixel announced a new game, but i missed it

    also that quantum conundrum will a XBLA/PSN game

    Twisted Pixel are a funny lot. I loved The Maw, it was super cute and fun. Splosion Man was awesome but hard. Comic Jumper was full of charm but boring as heck. Ms. Splosion Man was oozing with style but nearly broke me and I never finished it and have no desire to. Gunstringer was pretty dumb and didn't work as well as I had hoped.

    So far their games are just getting less and less fun...so a new announcement by them doesn't excite me. That makes me sad. :(

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    Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    i really loved both splosion man games, but comic jumper's gameplay wasn't exciting enough for me to finish the game. i did beat gunstringer, and while it's short i personally thought it worked pretty good. i even played the DLC and had a blast with that too.

    dunno what their next game will be but i'm hoping they try something other than platformers (they could do another kinect game, personally gunstringer is still the best game for it next to fruit ninja)

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    TurkeyTurkey So, Usoop. TampaRegistered User regular
    I liked The Maw and Comic Jumper, but everything else they've made has had even better humor, but crappier gameplay.

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    ElderlycrawfishElderlycrawfish Registered User regular
    ArcSyn wrote: »
    joshgotro wrote: »
    ArcSyn wrote: »

    LOL. I don't know if Nintendo is trying too hard or if that was perfect..

    perfect

    Who do I complain to that my 3DS didn't come with the bikini girl?

    That's why it's important to pre- order these days.


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    Brainiac 8Brainiac 8 Don't call me Shirley... Registered User regular
    Bikini Girl was Gamestop exclusive. But if you pre-ordered at Best Buy you could have gotten Banana Hammock guy!

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    ElderlycrawfishElderlycrawfish Registered User regular
    Also important to note where to pre-order, yes.

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    Brainiac 8Brainiac 8 Don't call me Shirley... Registered User regular
    Just want to say that Xenoblade is by far the best JRPG this generation. I have been going back and forth between Xenoblad and FFXIII as an experiment, and the difference is staggering.

    FFXIII may be prettier but Xenoblade is by far the better experience, full of content and beautiful open areas to explore and enjoy.

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    cloudeaglecloudeagle Registered User regular
    Random question -- is Xenogears connected to Xenoblade in ways stronger than, say, any given Final Fantasy game's connection to any other Final Fantasy game?

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    maximumzeromaximumzero I...wait, what? New Orleans, LARegistered User regular
    edited April 2012
    cloudeagle wrote: »
    Random question -- is Xenogears connected to Xenoblade in ways stronger than, say, any given Final Fantasy game's connection to any other Final Fantasy game?

    Not connected at all. AFAIK the preface of "Xeno" is just in tribute to the game's director, Tetsuya Takahashi.

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    DragkoniasDragkonias That Guy Who Does Stuff You Know, There. Registered User regular
    Doesn't seem like it.

    I believe someone told me there are some callbacks to connect the series but for the most part it is its own thing.

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    UncleSporkyUncleSporky Registered User regular
    But don't let that turn you off because you really wanted another game in the Xeno series, it's awesome on its own merits.

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    Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    Algertman wrote: »
    Looks like Microsoft couldn't get Gears of Kinect to work.

    That hasn't stopped them from releasing other Kinect games.

    If I had to wager, I'd probably say Epic was the driving force behind the cancellation.

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    Xenogears of BoreXenogears of Bore Registered User regular
    Xenoblade isn't terribly connected to the other two series. For one thing, it makes sense. For another, it's fun to play.

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    cloudeaglecloudeagle Registered User regular
    I'd normally love to play Xenoblade, but after doing Skyrim and Mass Effect 3 back-to-back I'm a bit RPG'd out at the moment. Maybe later.

    In the meantime, here's a gibbering monkey.
    Retail software sales in the U.S. fell by nearly a quarter last month, while hardware sales dropped by a third despite the recent debuts of Mass Effect 3 and Sony's PS Vita handheld, according to Wedbush analyst Michael Pachter.

    He predicts The NPD Group, which delivers its data for March's game sales on Thursday, will report that retail software sales in the U.S. fell for the fourth consecutive month. Pachter says the game industry didn't have enough big releases, in a business that he believes is becoming increasingly hit-driven.

    The analyst forecasts software revenues of $565 million for March 2012, down by 23 percent compared to March last year. Pachter admits that BioWare's Mass Effect 3 had a big debut last month and likely led software sales, but he expects its numbers to be relatively modest compared to blockbusters like Call of Duty or Grand Theft Auto.

    "We do not expect a return to positive growth until May, which features Activision Blizzard's Diablo III, Take-Two's Max Payne 3, and Ubisoft's Ghost Recon: Future Soldier," he says.

    Pachter also expects that total hardware unit sales slipped by 32 percent year-over-year, partly due to the launch of Nintendo's 3DS in the same month last year. While Sony just put out its new handheld, PS Vita, in February, the analyst predicts it sold only 125,000 systems in March, which he says is "meaningfully below our expectations."


    "We believe the PS Vita is unlikely to match its February unit sales figure in the near future as the buzz caused by its release dies down, and TV commercials become more infrequent," says Pachter.

    He adds, "We expect hardware sales to rebound once price cuts are implemented, but expect a recurrence of the dip next holiday, partially buffered by some modest contribution from the introduction of the PS Vita in February and the Wii U later this year."

    http://www.gamasutra.com/view/news/168206/Mass_Effect_3_PS_Vita_werent_enough_to_boost_Marchs_game_sales_says_Pachter.php

    ..unable to match its Feb. sales? Didn't the Vita's Feb. sales blow goats?

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Algertman wrote: »
    Looks like Microsoft couldn't get Gears of Kinect to work.

    That hasn't stopped them from releasing other Kinect games.

    And why would they? It's successful to them.

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    korodullinkorodullin What. SCRegistered User regular
    Henroid wrote: »
    Algertman wrote: »
    Looks like Microsoft couldn't get Gears of Kinect to work.

    That hasn't stopped them from releasing other Kinect games.

    And why would they? It's successful to them.

    I think you missed the joke.

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    Skull2185Skull2185 Registered User regular
    Dragon's Dogma also comes out in May, game's gonna be aces.

    IT most likely wont pull down Max Payne 3 numbers or anything, but I just wanted to talk about it cause I'm super stoked for it, and I hope it does well! :rotate:

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    cloudeagle wrote: »
    "We believe the PS Vita is unlikely to match its February unit sales figure in the near future as the buzz caused by its release dies down, and TV commercials become more infrequent," says Pachter.

    http://www.gamasutra.com/view/news/168206/Mass_Effect_3_PS_Vita_werent_enough_to_boost_Marchs_game_sales_says_Pachter.php

    ..unable to match its Feb. sales? Didn't the Vita's Feb. sales blow goats?
    Yeah that was some odd phrasing on his part.

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    DragkoniasDragkonias That Guy Who Does Stuff You Know, There. Registered User regular
    So basically, what he's saying is that March is a slow month for gaming.

    Wow, the fact that it has been that way forever and only until recently have they started to change that makes this a complete shock to me.

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    That Nintendo ad redeems Joel McHale from Ubisoft kinda ruining him.

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    SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Turkey wrote: »
    I liked The Maw and Comic Jumper, but everything else they've made has had even better humor, but crappier gameplay.

    I thought Splosion Man was pretty dull.

    Xenoblade isn't terribly connected to the other two series. For one thing, it makes sense. For another, it's fun to play.

    So the only connection is the director?

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    Xenogears of BoreXenogears of Bore Registered User regular
    It's got some other connections that some people would call gigantic, titantic, game ruining spoilers.

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