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Seriously · April 2012

When a nemesis is the last enemy left alive, does anyone else just

chase them around for a bit

Goatmon · April 2012

We’re given a character select screen and I ask who she wants to use.
Mom: Okay, understand this right now. We’re taking my boyfriend EVERYWHERE, I don’t care if he’s the worst fighter in the game, you’re gonna have to deal with it. We’re also never using any of the women, so none of them get to spend any time with him but me.
Me: So you can seduce him and steal his money.
Mom: Exactly.

ahahahahah

PaperLuigi44 · April 2012

So Speed's mom doesn't have time for conversation because of THE MISSION but suggests you walk more.

Brilliant.

Goatmon · April 2012

ASimPerson wrote: »

I'm starting to wonder if they made the outset of this mission so funny because the end is so heavy.

Mordin on live test subjects: "No tests on species capable of calculus. Simple rule, never broke it."

The best renegade interrupt in the game:
"You talk too much!"
"See, the human cannot hit a simple target!"
......
*BOOM*

I don't know.

"You're working too hard" comes pretty damn close.

Especially with Obama.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSokGHjChCs

Goatmon · April 2012

Terrendos wrote: »

Shepard was presumably rescued from the planet relatively quickly, he spent two years being rebuilt.

I think the big reveal was supposed to be
he fact that they used Reaper tech to rebuild him.

Wait, when was it explained that reaper tech was used to fix him/her up?

ASimPerson · April 2012

SEARCH: tryannsauros wrex/ ERASED / earth lizard wrex

God I love LotSB.

Edit: oh, so it was a pitchfork.

Langly · April 2012

I was looking through my characters last night, and realized that I have everyone but the quarian infiltrator. I am ok with this.

mRahmani · April 2012

I have one that I basically stopped using as soon as I got Salarian Infiltrator. Quarian is good against geth and the occasional turret but that seems to be about it.

Langly · April 2012

Also, took a team of biotics to gold reaper town, it was awesome. We died after completing wave ten, but that was because the hack was on the least defensible part of the map, and I got ohko by a banshee immediately after being revived, which was the worst.

Gatsby · April 2012

I would love to get a Salarian Infiltrator.

But man I just love the Drell Adept so much. @Grey Ghost has seen me in action, Always Be Reaving.

Langly · April 2012

wubwubwubwubwubw

is there a drell dubstep video yet? surely there is

Gatsby · April 2012

No no Langly, that is Shockwave.

Reave is more of a reeooooowwwwaaaaaawwwwwooooooowwwwwwww

It's like a hungover theremin.

Speed Racer · April 2012

just finished another session, got to the part on Feros where you learn about the Thorian from the VI

my mom's new crazy headcanon involved everyone having some kind of Weird Science-esque weed-filled college adventure, so she is pretty excited that the plot now involves a mind-controlling plant.

Nerdgasmic · April 2012

does anyone want to do some gold later today

I promise to only be sort of useless

biggitio · April 2012

Mama Shepard is concerned with two things: THE MISSION and the cash.

But which will she choose when the hard decisions need to be made?????

-Tal · April 2012

those

those colonists aren't going to make it out of there, are they

mRahmani · April 2012

That depends on whether they have cash.

Nerdgasmic · April 2012

she'll probably be really confused when the game asks her whether or not she wants to subdue them non-lethally

Caulk Bite 6 · April 2012

mRahmani wrote: »

That depends on whether they have cash.

Well, they'll certainly have the green

mRahmani · April 2012

^^Now that's an interesting question, what color are credits?

Are there even, like, paper/coin credits in ME?

Nuzak · April 2012

yeah, all money is electronic

Speed Racer · April 2012

biggitio wrote: »

Mama Shepard is concerned with two things: THE MISSION and the cash.

But which will she choose when the hard decisions need to be made?????

cash

next question

Nerdgasmic · April 2012

there are "credit chits" mentioned a few times

Nerdgasmic · April 2012

speed, who is your mom's preferred secondary squadmate

if she could, would she just go with her and kaiden and leave the rest on the ship?

Speed Racer · April 2012

Nerdgasmic wrote: »

speed, who is your mom's preferred secondary squadmate

if she could, would she just go with her and kaiden and leave the rest on the ship?

yes

right now she is flipping between wrex and garrus, because she's having a hard time deciding which one is "less useless"

Nerdgasmic · April 2012

perhaps she will learn to like them with time

Speed Racer · April 2012

what I'm wondering

is if she's going to kill Ashley to finally have that bitch out of the way

or if she's going to kill Kaiden to finally reclaim her rights to the Klein family fortune

biggitio · April 2012

Speed Racer wrote: »

what I'm wondering

is if she's going to kill Ashley to finally have that bitch out of the way

or if she's going to kill Kaiden to finally reclaim her rights to the Klein family fortune

Is she seducing him only for the cash?

She sure seems adamant that no other bitch will steal her boyfriend. I think I see real feelings below the surface.

Nerdgasmic · April 2012

I really want to hear what she has to say about the ME2 squadmates

I have a feeling she is not going to get along with miranda

Yukira · April 2012

Huh, my mom straight up liked Garrus and Wrex.

Kwoaru · April 2012

Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »

Kwoaru wrote: »

Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »

Man my sentinel is cleaning up with these salarian geth gold matches

which race

human

Just splodin all geths

noice

I usually do my turian sentinel in geth gold farming games if I'm not the salarian engineer

-Tal · April 2012

Speed Racer wrote: »

Nerdgasmic wrote: »

speed, who is your mom's preferred secondary squadmate

if she could, would she just go with her and kaiden and leave the rest on the ship?

yes

right now she is flipping between wrex and garrus, because she's having a hard time deciding which one is "less useless"

kaidan #1

wrex and garrus useless

these are the best opinions

Speed Racer · April 2012

right now she likes wrex more because he introduced himself by giving us money

Seriously · April 2012

It's an interesting quandary

by the end of the game she'll be so rich on her own, will she really need Kaidan's money?

Will their relationship turn out to be...real?

Blake T · April 2012

Wait speed, is your mum playing me1 with you?

Dichotomy · April 2012

DarkPrimus wrote: »

I did a run through where I never ever took him off the Citadel, just to find out what happens.

ME2:
On Tuchanka, the game thinks he's dead - you talk to Wreav and such. On the ship, Joker acts like you talked to Wrex. Strangeness!

ME3:
Wrex is alive, but he acts all chummy to you anyway.

this is incredibly disappointing to me

Speed Racer · April 2012

Blake T wrote: »

Wait speed, is your mum playing me1 with you?

Yeah, check out the link in my sig.

BugBoy · April 2012

ahahaha

the latest twist in the story is amazing

Speed Racer · April 2012

aw man

tumblr crashed right in the middle of me making the next post

Speed Racer · April 2012

my mom thinks it's stupid that she has to pay for weapons and armor, she thinks people should just give them to her since she's trying to save the day

it's always funny to me when she thinks something that gamers/mass effect fans also think

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