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  • joshgotrojoshgotro Bloat much? Registered User regular
    anyone get all published/rich/famous while I've been slumming it in G&T?

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    I just sold movie rights to a technical manual for an obscure printer from 1983 for $200,000,000.

  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    I wrote a steamy tell-all book about how I slept my way to the top.

    It's called "Narcoleptics in Elevators"

    “Hic non defectus est, sed cattus minxit desuper nocte quadam. Confundatur pessimus cattus qui minxit super librum istum in nocte Daventrie, et consimiliter omnes alii propter illum. Et cavendum valde ne permittantur libri aperti per noctem ubi cattie venire possunt.”
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  • FearghaillFearghaill TEAM NICKRegistered User regular
    I met SOMEONE yesterday at PAX East that mentioned that he's got his book out with an agent now.

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  • VanityPantsVanityPants Registered User regular
    Must have been BEAST! Glad to see he finally got that historical fiction zombie sexcapade novel out on the market.

  • FearghaillFearghaill TEAM NICKRegistered User regular
    Wasn't BEAST!, who I'm a little worried about - he left partway through Khoo's panel and i don't think anyone's seen him since.

    @beast! The you're still alive, right?

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  • FearghaillFearghaill TEAM NICKRegistered User regular
    Wasn't BEAST!, who I'm a little worried about - he left partway through Khoo's panel and i don't think anyone's seen him since.

    @beast! you're still alive, right?

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    @ruzkin How do you handle Amazon author pages for pen names? Do they let you have more than one?

  • ruzkinruzkin Registered User regular
    MKR wrote: »
    @ruzkin How do you handle Amazon author pages for pen names? Do they let you have more than one?

    Yeah, but it's a bit of a pain. You create a page through authorcentral, and if you have multiple pen names then you have to claim a book as your own but somehow not append it to your list of books from your other pseudonym... (I screwed it up once, which is why you can find one of my spy erotica under Christopher Ruz)... it's a mess.

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  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Registered User regular
    Fearghaill wrote: »
    Wasn't BEAST!, who I'm a little worried about - he left partway through Khoo's panel and i don't think anyone's seen him since.

    @beast! you're still alive, right?

    Batsignal isn't working. It's calling for some other poster.

    Some guy with only 7 posts 2 years ago. Don't know why, but there you are.

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  • VanityPantsVanityPants Registered User regular
    It's because the user tag thing automatically removes the exclamation point that makes BEAST!'s name so fun to say.

    Hopefully someone has found the BEAST!

  • tapeslingertapeslinger utter Yog-Sothothery mmm, soulsRegistered User regular
    I strongly suspect it was rabies
    or possibly diphtheria

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  • VanityPantsVanityPants Registered User regular
    Don't be silly, Tape.

    BEAST obviously wandered off in a fugue state.

  • BEAST!BEAST! Adventurer Adventure!!!!!Registered User regular
    I strongly suspect it was rabies
    or possibly diphtheria
    it was shots

    i went searching for Aphostile because he wandered out of the khoo panel drunk and then i realized i was also too drunk to be there

  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    He posted elsewhere. His vital signs are confirmed, unless he has joined the ranks of the undead.

    @Beast!

    e: apparently I left this window open for TOO LONG.

    Quoth on
    “Hic non defectus est, sed cattus minxit desuper nocte quadam. Confundatur pessimus cattus qui minxit super librum istum in nocte Daventrie, et consimiliter omnes alii propter illum. Et cavendum valde ne permittantur libri aperti per noctem ubi cattie venire possunt.”
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  • Nova_CNova_C Sniff Sniff Snorf Yellowknife, NTRegistered User regular
    So, my step-brother made an odd challenge: Which one of us could write the better (or more hilarious) short horror story based on the Japanese 'ghost ship' that the Coast Guard recently sank.

    Considering he never does any writing, but is strange to a degree I've never seen in anyone else, the outcome of this should be at least entertaining. :P

  • ruzkinruzkin Registered User regular
    That's a pretty fun premise, actually. I approve!

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  • TraikanTraikan Registered User regular
    For the last couple months I've been working on adapting a story by Mr. @VanityPants into an audio drama.

    That audio drama is now complete.

    Check it yo! Feedback is appreciated, I'm planning to do another... just not right away.

    Traikan on
  • MagellMagell Registered User regular
    Sounds good Traikan. Awesome voice actors, the sound is good, the only bad part is the writing.
    Spoiler:

  • VanityPantsVanityPants Registered User regular
    I totally don't have words for how impressive everything SOUNDS. The sound direction, effects, music and voice acting are just so good, Traikan.

    Edit: Whoever does the voice of the boy is especially good.

    VanityPants on
  • geardropsgeardrops Registered User
    So I just did a site-relaunch thing. Friend of mine wrote a book a little while ago about author life, called Booklife, and there was an associated site. He asked me to take over, so... I took over :)

    Site: booklifenow.com -- Just the relaunch post right now, tomorrow (Tuesday) will be two posts from authors about author life, then on Wednesday a post about rebranding and an interview with an editor... stuff :) I hope you guys maybe find the content useful!

  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Registered User regular
    BEAST! wrote: »
    I strongly suspect it was rabies
    or possibly diphtheria
    it was shots

    i went searching for Aphostile because he wandered out of the khoo panel drunk and then i realized i was also too drunk to be there

    It's a trick.

    Get an axe.

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  • MatriasMatrias Registered User regular
    Hey would any of you Writers blocks peeps be able to provide some editing help with a small writing sample?

    I lost my job recently and my entire writing-support system with it. Potential employers have been asking for writing samples, and while I saved a pile from on the job, one guy is being high-brow about the intellectual property its associated with. I'm trying to prepare a small sample from a personal project for him, but I'm stressed out of my mind from this job hunt and really need a second pair of eyes to evaluate it before I do anything with it.

    Matrias on
  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    Throw it up in a post.

    “Hic non defectus est, sed cattus minxit desuper nocte quadam. Confundatur pessimus cattus qui minxit super librum istum in nocte Daventrie, et consimiliter omnes alii propter illum. Et cavendum valde ne permittantur libri aperti per noctem ubi cattie venire possunt.”
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  • joshgotrojoshgotro Bloat much? Registered User regular
    I put something up.

    Remind me why I'm in the medical field.

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  • liquiddarkliquiddark Registered User
    I have problems with that audio drama. I don't imagine that matters at this point. It is certainly a very good effort. Since you asked for feedback, however, I'll give it:

    - the narrator is grating. His rhythm is Shatnerian in a bad way. In a piece that relies this heavily on the narrator, you really need more of a vocal arc rather than moment to moment "drama".
    - on the same line, all of your actors seem to have the disease of believing that they need to create drama with their voice. Aodh is OK for the first while, but as the tension climbs, he succumbs to the same phenomenon.
    - the boy in particular is unconvincing where it matters.
    - the backing sfx and music are very good.
    - the text seems no to have been adapted at all, which means you repeat information in a way that is off-putting.
    Examples:
    * He laughed (he laughs). It tittered(?) etc.
    * She is crying (hear her crying). She is crying etc.

    As I said, it's a very good effort. But your narrator grates on me, and I would not have finished it in any other context.

    liquiddark on
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  • ElJeffeElJeffe Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    I got my first partial request! Like, by an agent! Who reads books! Assuming my research is correct! Woo!

    Riley: "You're a marsupial!"
    Maddie: "I am not!"
    Riley: "You're a marsupial!"
    Maddie: "I am a placental mammal!"
  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    Sorry, actually it is an agent who reads cereal boxes

    (Congrats!)

    “Hic non defectus est, sed cattus minxit desuper nocte quadam. Confundatur pessimus cattus qui minxit super librum istum in nocte Daventrie, et consimiliter omnes alii propter illum. Et cavendum valde ne permittantur libri aperti per noctem ubi cattie venire possunt.”
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  • ElJeffeElJeffe Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    There is a joke about a cereal killer in there somewhere, but I am too sophisticated to make it. Because I am the sort of writer who gets partial requests.

    Riley: "You're a marsupial!"
    Maddie: "I am not!"
    Riley: "You're a marsupial!"
    Maddie: "I am a placental mammal!"
  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User
    Congratulations, Jeffe!

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  • VanityPantsVanityPants Registered User regular
    Way to go, Jeffe! Consider all of my fingers crossed for you.

  • liquiddarkliquiddark Registered User
    Congrats sir!

    Current project: Old Man Hero, a graphic novel in three parts
    @oldmanhero tumblr
  • ElJeffeElJeffe Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Okay, along those lines, I have a question:

    The agent is William Clark, who, based on some research, is a respectable agent with a good list of represented books, but he's also a bit pokey. The request said that he "prefers exclusivity" when he's reading. What sort of exclusivity window should I give him? What's reasonable? I don't want to say, "Okay, you're exclusive!" and then six months later still not have heard back. A couple weeks? A month?

    Riley: "You're a marsupial!"
    Maddie: "I am not!"
    Riley: "You're a marsupial!"
    Maddie: "I am a placental mammal!"
  • VanityPantsVanityPants Registered User regular
    I got a partial request from an agency that said their reading time for partials was up to 2-3 months from receiving the document. I've seen that time frame listed on a couple of other agents websites as well, so I'd say that should be an appropriate amount of time.

    VanityPants on
  • TraikanTraikan Registered User regular
    Thanks for the feedback, liquiddark! I'm curious about this part:
    liquiddark wrote: »
    on the same line, all of your actors seem to have the disease of believing that they need to create drama with their voice. Aodh is OK for the first while, but as the tension climbs, he succumbs to the same phenomenon.

    What exactly do you mean?

  • WankWank Registered User regular
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    I got my first partial request! Like, by an agent! Who reads books! Assuming my research is correct! Woo!
    You're the man now dawg! Congrats!

    Wank on
  • ruzkinruzkin Registered User regular
    Jeffe, you're a champ!

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  • AmaliaAmalia Registered User regular
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Okay, along those lines, I have a question:

    The agent is William Clark, who, based on some research, is a respectable agent with a good list of represented books, but he's also a bit pokey. The request said that he "prefers exclusivity" when he's reading. What sort of exclusivity window should I give him? What's reasonable? I don't want to say, "Okay, you're exclusive!" and then six months later still not have heard back. A couple weeks? A month?

    I don't know, Jeffe -- an exclusive at this point really isn't in your favor, but if he has to have one, I would DEFINITELY not give him the full 3 months. I'd give him a month maximum on a partial. If he wants the exclusive, which definitely hurts you and gives him a power-play advantage, make him work for it and make it work for you so he gets back to you in a timely manner.

    ETA: Congrats on getting the request!

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  • liquiddarkliquiddark Registered User
    @Traikan (spoilered because it's a bit of a book) [edited because presentational vs representational is a bit of a dog's breakfast]:
    Spoiler:

    liquiddark on
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