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  • gundam470gundam470 Drunk Gorilla CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    I just had a burger that was 50% ground beef, 50% ground bacon. The fries came with bacon ketchup.

    And then a bacon brownie for dessert.

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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    gundam470 wrote: »
    I just had a burger that was 50% ground beef, 50% ground bacon. The fries came with bacon ketchup.

    And then a bacon brownie for dessert.

    Well, the last ten years of your life were going to suck anyway.

    (Bacon brownie? What?!)

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    gundam470 wrote: »
    I just had a burger that was 50% ground beef, 50% ground bacon. The fries came with bacon ketchup.

    And then a bacon brownie for dessert.

    Does it come with free triple bypass?

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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    seriously everyone should watch that video

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    msmya wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Women can come on too strong apparently. I never knew!

    Sometimes I wonder if I come onto a guy too strong and then it "pushes them away"

    Just try not gushing so much. If you try not to squirt your feelings all over the place maybe the dude won't be scared for his life.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    aaaaagh

    i get depressed so my meal times get messed up

    my meal times get messed up so my pills get messed up

    i get more depressed and my sleep schedule gets messed up

    so everything gets messed up

    i think i need a nanny

  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Just chill out. No one's worth is defined by how much people like them unless their name is Bob Barker or some sort of clown based profession.

  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Ze Frank is back and will tell you about being happy!

    http://ashow.zefrank.com/

  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Just chill out. No one's worth is defined by how much people like them unless their name is Bob Barker or some sort of clown based profession.

    My worth is completely defined by how others value me. I work in retail after all.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    god i've lost any skill i had at chess

    http://youtu.be/mD7msJ31KVI

    The only move that counts.

    Poor guy.

    It's sad that he ticks the box for almost every horrible stereotype ever.

  • gundam470gundam470 Drunk Gorilla CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    Burger (which had a fried egg and avocado mash also):
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    Brownie (has chunks of bacon everywhere):
    bacBrownie.jpg

    I did do a 4 mile run right before dinner though.

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  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    "Life isn't just a sequence of waiting for things to be done."

    I have forgotten that from time to time to my detriment.

  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    This is one of my new favorite songs:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QS0q3mGPGg

    Have you been in a third world country for the past year or something? This is old!

    (But really great).

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    God the lyrics in this song still bug the shit out of me. Especially because I still like my old Eve 6.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWwmShaHQXs

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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    god i've lost any skill i had at chess

    http://youtu.be/mD7msJ31KVI

    The only move that counts.

    Poor guy.

    It's sad that he ticks the box for almost every horrible stereotype ever.

    I have no fucking clue why he was mad. But obviously impulse control is not his thing.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    god i've lost any skill i had at chess

    http://youtu.be/mD7msJ31KVI

    The only move that counts.

    Poor guy.

    It's sad that he ticks the box for almost every horrible stereotype ever.

    I have no fucking clue why he was mad. But obviously impulse control is not his thing.

    It seems to be because he got whatever the opposite of mana screwed is.

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    god i've lost any skill i had at chess

    http://youtu.be/mD7msJ31KVI

    The only move that counts.

    Poor guy.

    It's sad that he ticks the box for almost every horrible stereotype ever.

    I have no fucking clue why he was mad. But obviously impulse control is not his thing.

    It seems to be because he got whatever the opposite of mana screwed is.

    Mana swamped or mana drowned.

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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    I don't understand bacon in desert

    people got fucking mad with bacon power

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  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    elo elo lovlies, top of the morning to ya and all that pish posh!

  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    god i've lost any skill i had at chess

    http://youtu.be/mD7msJ31KVI

    The only move that counts.

    Poor guy.

    It's sad that he ticks the box for almost every horrible stereotype ever.

    I have no fucking clue why he was mad. But obviously impulse control is not his thing.

    he is francis, it's an act
    he is a youtube character

    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    god i've lost any skill i had at chess

    http://youtu.be/mD7msJ31KVI

    The only move that counts.

    Poor guy.

    It's sad that he ticks the box for almost every horrible stereotype ever.

    I have no fucking clue why he was mad. But obviously impulse control is not his thing.

    he is francis, it's an act
    he is a youtube character

    No see

    I do not know what the hell would make the situation funny. Like what was he bitching about?

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    god i've lost any skill i had at chess

    http://youtu.be/mD7msJ31KVI

    The only move that counts.

    Poor guy.

    It's sad that he ticks the box for almost every horrible stereotype ever.

    I have no fucking clue why he was mad. But obviously impulse control is not his thing.

    he is francis, it's an act
    he is a youtube character

    Your name is Francis and YOU are the act!

    Apothe0sis on
  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    flipping a table is always funny.

    probably could just be a 10 second video

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  • msmyamsmya Being Fabulous Registered User regular
    Initially I come on strong with a guy and then, when he doesnt feel the same way... I feel like i should just not even try anymore because its so one way.

    Fine by me

  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    msmya wrote: »
    Initially I come on strong with a guy and then, when he doesnt feel the same way... I feel like i should just not even try anymore because its so one way.

    Fine by me

    Would. Would you like me to stalk you or something? Would that make you feel better?

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    I had dinner at Dairy Queen.

    What have I become?!

    Which of you knows how to fire a shotgun? I may awaken as some sort of hideous freak.

    You will be doing me a favor.

  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    desert bacon

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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  • DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    god i've lost any skill i had at chess

    http://youtu.be/mD7msJ31KVI

    The only move that counts.

    Poor guy.

    It's sad that he ticks the box for almost every horrible stereotype ever.

    I have no fucking clue why he was mad. But obviously impulse control is not his thing.

    he is francis, it's an act
    he is a youtube character

    No see

    I do not know what the hell would make the situation funny. Like what was he bitching about?

    Someone more knowledgeable than me correct me if I'm wrong, but what I think is going on is that Francis wants to concede the game because he's losing, badly. However, tourney rules require both players to agree to the concession, which the player on the right refuses to do. The reason he is refusing is because it's a tournament and he wants Francis to continue to draw from his deck, thus revealing more of what the deck contains so he can plan for it later.

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Ehh, he could mana burn himself to death at any time. Just tap out and not spend it on anything, takes 14 points of damage and dies.

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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    oooooooooooooooooooooooooh
    Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
    A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?

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  • DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    I thought they got rid of mana burn?

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    so tired

    i home

  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    god i've lost any skill i had at chess

    http://youtu.be/mD7msJ31KVI

    The only move that counts.

    Poor guy.

    It's sad that he ticks the box for almost every horrible stereotype ever.

    I have no fucking clue why he was mad. But obviously impulse control is not his thing.

    he is francis, it's an act
    he is a youtube character

    No see

    I do not know what the hell would make the situation funny. Like what was he bitching about?

    Someone more knowledgeable than me correct me if I'm wrong, but what I think is going on is that Francis wants to concede the game because he's losing, badly. However, tourney rules require both players to agree to the concession, which the player on the right refuses to do. The reason he is refusing is because it's a tournament and he wants Francis to continue to draw from his deck, thus revealing more of what the deck contains so he can plan for it later.

    dude you are so off base

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    I thought they got rid of mana burn?

    Fuck if I know. Last tournament I played Clinton was still president.

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  • DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    god i've lost any skill i had at chess

    http://youtu.be/mD7msJ31KVI

    The only move that counts.

    Poor guy.

    It's sad that he ticks the box for almost every horrible stereotype ever.

    I have no fucking clue why he was mad. But obviously impulse control is not his thing.

    he is francis, it's an act
    he is a youtube character

    No see

    I do not know what the hell would make the situation funny. Like what was he bitching about?

    Someone more knowledgeable than me correct me if I'm wrong, but what I think is going on is that Francis wants to concede the game because he's losing, badly. However, tourney rules require both players to agree to the concession, which the player on the right refuses to do. The reason he is refusing is because it's a tournament and he wants Francis to continue to draw from his deck, thus revealing more of what the deck contains so he can plan for it later.

    dude you are so off base

    Then correct me Pods, correct me! :P

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  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    god i've lost any skill i had at chess

    http://youtu.be/mD7msJ31KVI

    The only move that counts.

    Poor guy.

    It's sad that he ticks the box for almost every horrible stereotype ever.

    I have no fucking clue why he was mad. But obviously impulse control is not his thing.

    he is francis, it's an act
    he is a youtube character

    Your name is Francis and YOU are the act!

    i... er...um....noooooooo
    *flips table and runs away*

    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    god i've lost any skill i had at chess

    http://youtu.be/mD7msJ31KVI

    The only move that counts.

    Poor guy.

    It's sad that he ticks the box for almost every horrible stereotype ever.

    I have no fucking clue why he was mad. But obviously impulse control is not his thing.

    he is francis, it's an act
    he is a youtube character

    No see

    I do not know what the hell would make the situation funny. Like what was he bitching about?

    Someone more knowledgeable than me correct me if I'm wrong, but what I think is going on is that Francis wants to concede the game because he's losing, badly. However, tourney rules require both players to agree to the concession, which the player on the right refuses to do. The reason he is refusing is because it's a tournament and he wants Francis to continue to draw from his deck, thus revealing more of what the deck contains so he can plan for it later.

    dude you are so off base

    Then correct me Pods, correct me! :P

    He wants to make sweet fuck with the other dude.

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  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    god i've lost any skill i had at chess

    http://youtu.be/mD7msJ31KVI

    The only move that counts.

    Poor guy.

    It's sad that he ticks the box for almost every horrible stereotype ever.

    I have no fucking clue why he was mad. But obviously impulse control is not his thing.

    he is francis, it's an act
    he is a youtube character

    No see

    I do not know what the hell would make the situation funny. Like what was he bitching about?

    Someone more knowledgeable than me correct me if I'm wrong, but what I think is going on is that Francis wants to concede the game because he's losing, badly. However, tourney rules require both players to agree to the concession, which the player on the right refuses to do. The reason he is refusing is because it's a tournament and he wants Francis to continue to draw from his deck, thus revealing more of what the deck contains so he can plan for it later.

    dude you are so off base

    Then correct me Pods, correct me! :P

    He wants to make sweet fuck with the other dude.

    the table is in the way and he's just moving it
    look how considerate he is

    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    god i've lost any skill i had at chess

    http://youtu.be/mD7msJ31KVI

    The only move that counts.

    Poor guy.

    It's sad that he ticks the box for almost every horrible stereotype ever.

    I have no fucking clue why he was mad. But obviously impulse control is not his thing.

    he is francis, it's an act
    he is a youtube character

    No see

    I do not know what the hell would make the situation funny. Like what was he bitching about?

    Someone more knowledgeable than me correct me if I'm wrong, but what I think is going on is that Francis wants to concede the game because he's losing, badly. However, tourney rules require both players to agree to the concession, which the player on the right refuses to do. The reason he is refusing is because it's a tournament and he wants Francis to continue to draw from his deck, thus revealing more of what the deck contains so he can plan for it later.

    dude you are so off base

    Then correct me Pods, correct me! :P

    He wants to make sweet fuck with the other dude.

    Pretty much what most RPGs are about.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    i don't understand how grown men can ride those bolt buses for more than a couple of hours. i'm in agony. there is zero leg room.

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