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  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    exercise sucks.

    What you think "makes sense" has nothing to do with reality. It just has to do with your life experience. And your life experience may only be a small smidgen of reality. Possibly even a distorted account of reality at that. So what this means is that, beginning in the 20th century as our means of decoding nature became more and more powerful, we started realizing our common sense is no longer a tool to pass judgment on whether or not a scientific theory is correct. - Neil Degrasse Tyson
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    i went shopping at ikea once

    it felt very orderly

    everything had clear lines section to section and you decided what you were getting and kept moving forward

    by the end of it you bought the things you wanted

    it wasn't confusing at all

    choco's mom fucking

    is the worst

    she spends years deliberating over dumb shit and making stupid small talk no one gives a crap about

    on christmas eve she took us to the grocery store, dropped off her stuff at the cash register, and made me and aaron wait in line while she went to get something she forgot

    she took 20 minutes

    swear to god she sounds functionally retarded

  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    Good morning [chat].

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    exercise sucks.

    I find if exercise is too dreary, I cut the duration in half (minimum 25 minutes) and double the number of sessions I do in a week.

  • EddyEddy i ain't afraid of no ghosts Registered User regular
  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    This time a hundred years ago Titanic was prepping to leave Southampton.

    Did you know over a third of the Titanic victims lived in Southampton?

    Some say the titanic wasn't hit by an iceberg. It was hit by a crashed UFO. Tonight on History channel

    i thought it was the germans

    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    This time a hundred years ago Titanic was prepping to leave Southampton.

    Did you know over a third of the Titanic victims lived in Southampton?

    Some say the titanic wasn't hit by an iceberg. It was hit by a crashed UFO. Tonight on History channel

    _J_ wrote:
    If we only allowed pedophiles to be parents, then we would never have to worry about children being left alone, unwatched.
    XBL: Fanatical One AIM: itskagera
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    seriously the worst part of being with aaron is his dumbass family

    well, his sister's okay

  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    This time a hundred years ago Titanic was prepping to leave Southampton.

    Did you know over a third of the Titanic victims lived in Southampton?

    Some say the titanic wasn't hit by an iceberg. It was hit by a crashed UFO. Tonight on History channel

    i thought it was the germans

    They squeezed as much nazi juice as they could which is why they are focusing on Bigfoot and ghosts more now.

    _J_ wrote:
    If we only allowed pedophiles to be parents, then we would never have to worry about children being left alone, unwatched.
    XBL: Fanatical One AIM: itskagera
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    This time a hundred years ago Titanic was prepping to leave Southampton.

    Did you know over a third of the Titanic victims lived in Southampton?

    Some say the titanic wasn't hit by an iceberg. It was hit by a crashed UFO. Tonight on History channel

    The biggest actual Titanic conspiracy is that she was swapped with her twin sister ship Olympic after a damaging collision with HMS Hawke the previous Autumn and was sunk deliberately to claim the insurance money and the offending colliding object was actually a ship rather than an iceberg.

  • PonyPony Registered User regular
  • VariableVariable The Excellence of Execution Calgary, Albert CARegistered User regular
    oh MAN this guy just beat me at starcraft and when I made a comment about why I lost (just making convo which I like to do) he just ripped into me so hard that I had to put him on ignore

    then we faced each other again and I beat him AH IT WAS AWESOME GUYS

    Variable on
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  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    Holy crap what happens when the the Maldives becomes uninhabitable because of sea rise? Where does a displaced country get relocated?

    _J_ wrote:
    If we only allowed pedophiles to be parents, then we would never have to worry about children being left alone, unwatched.
    XBL: Fanatical One AIM: itskagera
  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    Holy crap what happens when the the Maldives becomes uninhabitable because of sea rise? Where does a displaced country get relocated?

    They become boat people and we villify them as "economic migrants".

    electricitylikesme on
    Dis' wrote: »
    Cancer is when cells stop letting the body mooch off their hard work - clearly a community of like-minded cells should isolate themselves and do the best job each can do, even if the rest of the body collapses!
  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    Holy crap what happens when the the Maldives becomes uninhabitable because of sea rise? Where does a displaced country get relocated?

    They become boat people and we villify them as "economic migrants".

    Do they start wearing diving suits all the time too? Are they going to become mermen?

    _J_ wrote:
    If we only allowed pedophiles to be parents, then we would never have to worry about children being left alone, unwatched.
    XBL: Fanatical One AIM: itskagera
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    you know what's boss

    being able to sleep in the same bed as aaron, even in a single

    i couldn't do that for a while

  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Holy crap what happens when the the Maldives becomes uninhabitable because of sea rise? Where does a displaced country get relocated?

    They become boat people and we villify them as "economic migrants".

    Do they start wearing diving suits all the time too? Are they going to become mermen?

    they all turn into the worst kevin costner ever

    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
  • MyDcmbrMyDcmbr Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    Holy crap what happens when the the Maldives becomes uninhabitable because of sea rise? Where does a displaced country get relocated?

    Considering that it will be at least another 100years before that is something to be worried about... I wouldn't worry too much about it.

    They will probably all drown in a tsunami longgggg before then anyway.

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    i was playing lol and i eventually degraded into just

    base shit talking and trolling

    like if a lane died i'd go

    /all THEY'RE GANKING HER

    AND THEN THEY'RE GOING TO GANK ME

    OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHD

  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    MyDcmbr wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Holy crap what happens when the the Maldives becomes uninhabitable because of sea rise? Where does a displaced country get relocated?

    Considering that it will be at least another 100years before that is something to be worried about... I wouldn't worry too much about it.

    They will probably all drown in a tsunami longgggg before then anyway.

    Dude. That would be horrific. A whole country wiped out in on single disaster.

    _J_ wrote:
    If we only allowed pedophiles to be parents, then we would never have to worry about children being left alone, unwatched.
    XBL: Fanatical One AIM: itskagera
  • wanderingwandering Registered User regular
    Fire Walk With Me had its moments but it felt like a pointless exercise to me - I guess that's true of most prequels. "Hey, you know that stuff you found out about second-hand in the series? Well now you get to see it first hand!" Okay, why? You already told me this story once, why tell it again? And I think the fact that in the series we don't see Laura when she's alive and we don't see the murder helps make Laura and the murder feel mythic, and I think the movie kind of undoes that.

    Also Agent Cooper felt shoe-horned in.

    wandering on
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  • MyDcmbrMyDcmbr Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    MyDcmbr wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Holy crap what happens when the the Maldives becomes uninhabitable because of sea rise? Where does a displaced country get relocated?

    Considering that it will be at least another 100years before that is something to be worried about... I wouldn't worry too much about it.

    They will probably all drown in a tsunami longgggg before then anyway.

    Dude. That would be horrific. A whole country wiped out in on single disaster.

    Just sayin.

    The last one put quite a hurting on them, and it's not like tsunamis are getting any less frequent.

    Google+ | Steam
    So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    i was playing lol and i eventually degraded into just

    base shit talking and trolling

    like if a lane died i'd go

    /all THEY'RE GANKING HER

    AND THEN THEY'RE GOING TO GANK ME

    OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHD

    No cass. This is not refined.

    _J_ wrote:
    If we only allowed pedophiles to be parents, then we would never have to worry about children being left alone, unwatched.
    XBL: Fanatical One AIM: itskagera
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    bitch i don't have to take your shit

  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    I am so fucking tired of coughing.

  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    My brother's mother-in-law once got high on laughing gas in the back of a van with The Grateful Dead

    Zombiemambo on
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  • VariableVariable The Excellence of Execution Calgary, Albert CARegistered User regular
    especially depending on how you define 'with'

    The best there is, the best there was, the best there ever will be
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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    My brother's mother-in-law once got high on laughing gas in the back of a van with The Grateful Dead
    I'm not sure that "people who got high with The Grateful Dead" doesn't encompass a majority of "people who were alive in the 60s."

  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Seriously, though, guys, you know that I know how to make 'em stop and stare as I zone out? The club can't even handle me right now.

  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    My brother's mother-in-law once got high on laughing gas in the back of a van with The Grateful Dead
    I'm not sure that "people who got high with The Grateful Dead" doesn't encompass a majority of "people who were alive in the 60s."

    Probably, but Penn mentioned TGD so I thought I'd share a story. You have something against stories, tough guy?

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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    Fire Walk With Me had its moments but it felt like a pointless exercise to me - I guess that's true of most prequels. "Hey, you know that stuff you found out about second-hand in the series? Well now you get to see it first hand!" Okay, why? You already told me this story once, why tell it again? And I think the fact that in the series we don't see Laura when she's alive and we don't see the murder helps make Laura and the murder feel mythic, and I think the movie kind of undoes that.

    I liked it because it shows more of Laura's descent, particularly the moments when
    Spoiler:

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    I am so fucking tired of coughing.

    its all that poisonous air up there
    come back down where its better

    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    I like the Grateful Dead.

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • ElldrenElldren Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    I like the Grateful Dead.

    god damn hippie

  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    My brother's mother-in-law once got high on laughing gas in the back of a van with The Grateful Dead
    I'm not sure that "people who got high with The Grateful Dead" doesn't encompass a majority of "people who were alive in the 60s."
    Probably, but Penn mentioned TGD so I thought I'd share a story. You have something against stories, tough guy?
    I own the night, and I don't need no help. Gotta be the feeling that Scarface felt. Stuntin', go wild can't handle this player. Life of the club, arrogant, like, yeah.

    Come at me bro.

  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    I am so fucking tired of coughing.
    its all that poisonous air up there
    come back down where its better
    Says the man moving to New Jersey.

  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    I like the Grateful Dead.

    god damn hippie

    I also like soap.

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • wanderingwandering Registered User regular
    I guess Penn has never played Superman 64.

    Or The Graveyard.

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  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    I am so fucking tired of coughing.
    its all that poisonous air up there
    come back down where its better
    Says the man moving to New Jersey.

    its only for a year!
    i will never call dirty jersey home
    i will never forsake the motherland like you have
    the bear is disappointed in you

    dlinfiniti on
    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
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