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  • descdesc the '87 stick up kids Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Gettin paid to sit around and wait. Best job ever.

    Yesterday I really just wanted the afternoon to be over

    I had 30 minutes left so i'm all

    "Hey boss -- what do you think about Jamba Juice?"

    She handed me $20 and told me to go pick it up.

    20 minutes killed, I'm on the clock, boss is happy

    *puts feet up on desk*

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Don't treat me like potato. Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Gettin paid to sit around and wait. Best job ever.

    Depends on your surroundings.

    My car, in a quaint neighborhood of Schenectady, NY where it's not a shithole.

    Search error: unable to find location matching descriptors "quaint", "Schenectady, NY" and not "shithole". Try removing some descriptors to broaden your search results.

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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Do you guys think Superheroes should be registered? They're like weapons, and we register those. But they're also people who didn't ask for powers and this is AMERICA!

    Treat superpowers like guns.

    If everyone has a superpower everyone is safe!

    Caveman Paws on
  • DynagripDynagrip destroy everything you touch Registered User, ClubPA regular
    so i have like the most powerfullest fleet in the system in Starfarer. Snicked that massive battleship and an undamaged Astral Carrier from the Tachyon faction. Just as kind of a test I took on a Dominion fleet and was able to beat them, though I did lose my premier battleship. Game is just fun to mess around in but i'm not sure what other goals I should set for myself. I'm not actually going to fight the Dominion cause it'd be nice to have one neutral faction. I'm maxed out on fleet points. Anyhoo

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  • TavTav Registered User regular
    the effort of doing things makes me sad

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Registered User regular
    If I go to a webpage and get

    502 Bad Gateway

    that means its their shit thats broke right?

  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    That's right: Iceland might adopt the Canadian dollar as its official currency.

    http://outfront.blogs.cnn.com/2012/03/06/is-canada-the-worlds-next-superpower/

    Laughing.So.Hard.

    I was hoping they'd adopt the ISK.

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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Don't treat me like potato. Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Do you guys think Superheroes should be registered? They're like weapons, and we register those. But they're also people who didn't ask for powers and this is AMERICA!

    Treat superpowers like guns.

    If everyone has a superpower everyone is safe!

    If Obama wins a second term, there might be a massive shortage of accidental toxic waste spills, radioactive spiders, and childhood trauma.

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  • descdesc the '87 stick up kids Registered User regular
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    so i have like the most powerfullest fleet in the system in Starfarer. Snicked that massive battleship and an undamaged Astral Carrier from the Tachyon faction. Just as kind of a test I took on a Dominion fleet and was able to beat them, though I did lose my premier battleship. Game is just fun to mess around in but i'm not sure what other goals I should set for myself. I'm not actually going to fight the Dominion cause it'd be nice to have one neutral faction. I'm maxed out on fleet points. Anyhoo

    I want them to get the whole single player character thing in there

    Game has promise

  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    That's right: Iceland might adopt the Canadian dollar as its official currency.

    http://outfront.blogs.cnn.com/2012/03/06/is-canada-the-worlds-next-superpower/

    Laughing.So.Hard.

    I was hoping they'd adopt the ISK.

    An economy based on internet spaceships, how progressive!

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Crushing pussy; Marry a man Registered User regular
    That's right: Iceland might adopt the Canadian dollar as its official currency.

    http://outfront.blogs.cnn.com/2012/03/06/is-canada-the-worlds-next-superpower/

    Laughing.So.Hard.

    I was hoping they'd adopt the ISK.

    An economy based on internet spaceships, how progressive!
    And massively more stable than bitcoins!

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • mindsporkmindspork Registered User
    If I go to a webpage and get

    502 Bad Gateway

    that means its their shit thats broke right?

    Generally, I believe yes.

  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    That's right: Iceland might adopt the Canadian dollar as its official currency.

    http://outfront.blogs.cnn.com/2012/03/06/is-canada-the-worlds-next-superpower/

    Laughing.So.Hard.

    I was hoping they'd adopt the ISK.

    An economy based on internet spaceships, how progressive!

    Don't they already use the ISK?

    I mean, it's not the EVE ISK, but at some point it'll be close.

    Dis' wrote: »
    Cancer is when cells stop letting the body mooch off their hard work - clearly a community of like-minded cells should isolate themselves and do the best job each can do, even if the rest of the body collapses!
  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    That's right: Iceland might adopt the Canadian dollar as its official currency.

    http://outfront.blogs.cnn.com/2012/03/06/is-canada-the-worlds-next-superpower/

    Laughing.So.Hard.

    I was hoping they'd adopt the ISK.

    An economy based on internet spaceships, how progressive!

    I seem to remember reading something about how EVE Online accounts for the majority of their GDP, so it only makes sense to just adopt the currency of their number one business.

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  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    tyrannus wrote: »
    That's right: Iceland might adopt the Canadian dollar as its official currency.

    http://outfront.blogs.cnn.com/2012/03/06/is-canada-the-worlds-next-superpower/

    Laughing.So.Hard.

    wow that's loonie!

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  • tyrannustyrannus Registered User regular
    That's right: Iceland might adopt the Canadian dollar as its official currency.

    http://outfront.blogs.cnn.com/2012/03/06/is-canada-the-worlds-next-superpower/

    Laughing.So.Hard.

    wow that's loonie!

  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Their ideas are old and their ideas are bad. The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    tyrannus wrote: »
    That's right: Iceland might adopt the Canadian dollar as its official currency.

    http://outfront.blogs.cnn.com/2012/03/06/is-canada-the-worlds-next-superpower/

    Laughing.So.Hard.

    wow that's loonie!

    So are we going to get into a cold war with Canada this time?

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  • TehSlothTehSloth Functional But HammeredRegistered User regular
    mindspork wrote: »
    If I go to a webpage and get

    502 Bad Gateway

    that means its their shit thats broke right?

    Generally, I believe yes.

    http://www.downforeveryoneorjustme.com/

    FC: 1993-7778-8872
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Registered User regular
    TehSloth wrote: »
    mindspork wrote: »
    If I go to a webpage and get

    502 Bad Gateway

    that means its their shit thats broke right?

    Generally, I believe yes.

    http://www.downforeveryoneorjustme.com/

    thanks!

  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    tyrannus wrote: »
    That's right: Iceland might adopt the Canadian dollar as its official currency.

    http://outfront.blogs.cnn.com/2012/03/06/is-canada-the-worlds-next-superpower/

    Laughing.So.Hard.

    wow that's loonie!

    this joke deserves a toonie

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    TehSloth wrote: »
    What with all his fascism and all...

    seriously...

    Did someone seriously write that down.

    just in case

    that is not the real comic

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    Punkbuster is shit. It is worthless, useless shit. Started getting the "punkbuster has kicked you for 0 minutes" error last night. None of the "fixes" work. Trying to play Battlefield 3 is useless now, I can't stay in a match more than 5 minutes.

    It is, indeed. I assume you've upgraded the PunkBuster file, opened ports, fucked a goat and prayed to the moon goddess, and all that other jazz?

    Also, what is your BF3 soldier name, in case you do get it working, we can play together!

    @Premier kakos all that, minus the goat, I only have ducks.

    It's matthasaproblem, on PC.

    And apparently, after much googling, it's because I use a G700 mouse with setpoint software. It seems Punkbuster considers macro use a "gray area", and thus gives server admins the ability to kick/ban when punkbuster detects setpoint software use. So because I've bound "n" to my mouse (map zoom) I am now a hacker and must be kicked!

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    All my fuckin life I lived a normal fuckin life
  • tyrannustyrannus Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    That's right: Iceland might adopt the Canadian dollar as its official currency.

    http://outfront.blogs.cnn.com/2012/03/06/is-canada-the-worlds-next-superpower/

    Laughing.So.Hard.

    wow that's loonie!

    this joke deserves a toonie
    i know it's Daffy, but this really Bugs me.

  • SarksusSarksus playing tennisRegistered User regular
    The clerk found an error on the petition I'm filing so now I have to come back tomorrow. I get paid by the mileage on top of my hourly rate ;D
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Gettin paid to sit around and wait. Best job ever.

    Depends on your surroundings.

    My car, in a quaint neighborhood of Schenectady, NY where it's not a shithole.

    Search error: unable to find location matching descriptors "quaint", "Schenectady, NY" and not "shithole". Try removing some descriptors to broaden your search results.

    Right in front of the city hall is kinda nice. Getting here forces me to drive through a crappy area though.

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Gatekeeper of D&D [chat] Toronto, CanadaRegistered User regular
    Alright, mapped out a good route for tomorrow Saturday morning that's just over 43km, and conveniently ends at my gym. Bike rides are good and all, but don't do much for my upper body. Starts off uphill and in to the typical prevailing wind, which means it's all downhill with the wind on the way back! :D

  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Punkbuster is shit. It is worthless, useless shit. Started getting the "punkbuster has kicked you for 0 minutes" error last night. None of the "fixes" work. Trying to play Battlefield 3 is useless now, I can't stay in a match more than 5 minutes.

    It is, indeed. I assume you've upgraded the PunkBuster file, opened ports, fucked a goat and prayed to the moon goddess, and all that other jazz?

    Also, what is your BF3 soldier name, in case you do get it working, we can play together!

    @Premier kakos all that, minus the goat, I only have ducks.

    It's matthasaproblem, on PC.

    And apparently, after much googling, it's because I use a G700 mouse with setpoint software. It seems Punkbuster considers macro use a "gray area", and thus gives server admins the ability to kick/ban when punkbuster detects setpoint software use. So because I've bound "n" to my mouse (map zoom) I am now a hacker and must be kicked!

    Clearly, you horrible hacker. I added you. I'm LambdaKnight or something along those lines.

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  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Alright, mapped out a good route for tomorrow Saturday morning that's just over 43km, and conveniently ends at my gym. Bike rides are good and all, but don't do much for my upper body. Starts off uphill and in to the typical prevailing wind, which means it's all downhill with the wind on the way back! :D

    But what about the submariner route? Do you not like submariners? I like submariners.

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  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    what could possibly be wrong with macros

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  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck you must go on i cant go on ill go onRegistered User regular
    canada

    so

    fuckin

    op

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  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Gatekeeper of D&D [chat] Toronto, CanadaRegistered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Alright, mapped out a good route for tomorrow Saturday morning that's just over 43km, and conveniently ends at my gym. Bike rides are good and all, but don't do much for my upper body. Starts off uphill and in to the typical prevailing wind, which means it's all downhill with the wind on the way back! :D

    But what about the submariner route? Do you not like submariners? I like submariners.

    43km is enough ಠ_ಠ

  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    canada

    so

    fuckin

    op

    Our maple leaves will blot out the sun.

  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Alright, mapped out a good route for tomorrow Saturday morning that's just over 43km, and conveniently ends at my gym. Bike rides are good and all, but don't do much for my upper body. Starts off uphill and in to the typical prevailing wind, which means it's all downhill with the wind on the way back! :D

    But what about the submariner route? Do you not like submariners? I like submariners.


    I like submariners too


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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    friendly reminder: The Canadian dollar is generally on par with, if not often more valuable than, the US Dollar

    this has been the case for many years. Obviously, currency fluctuates, but the CAD generally stays within 0.98 to 1.10 of the USD

  • TehSlothTehSloth Functional But HammeredRegistered User regular
    http://img.ibtimes.com/www/articles/20120412/327377_reddit-wrongful-death-lawsuit-suicide-post-real.htm

    Is it bad that as soon as I read he was posting on the mens rights reddit I immediately stopped caring about this dude.

    FC: 1993-7778-8872
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Gatekeeper of D&D [chat] Toronto, CanadaRegistered User regular
    Who was it that was in to Tribes: Ascend? And do you have a referral link that I could/should be using?

    I'm intrigued.

  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck you must go on i cant go on ill go onRegistered User regular
  • PantsBPantsB Registered User regular
    Any one know much about mortages? Since tax day just passed (or is about to I guess) I'm trying to shore up weaknesses in how I'm handling my moneys. I have 27 years left on a 30 year mortgage at 5.5, so I can possibly get it refinanced in a way that could save me a few hundred a month x a few decades. Does anyone know if there's any advantage to a 20 year mortgage compared to 30? Like if I have a 30 and pay at the 20 year level, it should be paid off at the same time right?

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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    The sad thing about Linux, and I guess computing in general, is that it's very hard to beat the basic tools at just getting stuff done. GlusterFS should have been the ideal solution to a seamless switchover of function, but it had a nasty tendency of locking up my whole fileserver in the weirdest way (memory thrash it seems, but shouldn't it work hard to avoid that being a high availability filesystem and all?)

    Whereas a simple rsync gets the business done, although the main problem (which I was trying to work around originally) is that there's no way to tell rsync to amortize head seeks for reading many small files.

    Dis' wrote: »
    Cancer is when cells stop letting the body mooch off their hard work - clearly a community of like-minded cells should isolate themselves and do the best job each can do, even if the rest of the body collapses!
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Crushing pussy; Marry a man Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Who was it that was in to Tribes: Ascend? And do you have a referral link that I could/should be using?

    I'm intrigued.

    https://account.hirezstudios.com/tribesascend/?referral=1766508&utm_campaign=email

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Bro!Registered User regular
    Guys, Tennessee has updated their sex ed guidelines to prohibit teaching "gateway sexual activity". Those fuckers are trying to make a Christian side hug a real thing.

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