I have reason to believe there is a surprise office party planned in my honor next week. Any suggestions on how I should troll this?
dont come to work that day
I have to. It's the same day we're hitting City Hall for the license. I'm sure she's in on it. She REALLY REALLY REALLY wants to see my office all of a sudden.
There was a huge white-wolfy larpish crowd that the wizards of the coast games center when I worked there. The thought of all those wankers standing around the UW campus at night in their cloaks furiously playing rock paper scissors at each other is going to keep me amused for days.
This is literally what they do. There's even another special hand sign called bomb that you can use when you would have an advantage, I think it like, beats scissors and rock but ties with paper or something dumb like that.
Podlyyou unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered Userregular
Whenever I hear anderson cooper giggle I picture him in some sort of nazi lederhosen getting tickled with a large feather by a big burly old school strong man in a one piece bathing suit.
1) If I were that age, I wouldn't give a shit about STDs, either. Gonna kick it soon enough, anyway.
2) We should not be encouraging things to make old people live longer. I need to start up a PAC that lobbies seniors to do things harmful to their health. Hopefully, we can pull some Medicare savings out of it.
Whenever I hear anderson cooper giggle I picture him in some sort of nazi lederhosen getting tickled with a large feather by a big burly old school strong man in a one piece bathing suit.
This was a scene in Gravity's Rainbow.
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LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
You could come out Deebaser and say that your fiancee is just your really good friend and you're getting married for tax reasons.
Whenever I hear anderson cooper giggle I picture him in some sort of nazi lederhosen getting tickled with a large feather by a big burly old school strong man in a one piece bathing suit.
"Now let me correct you on a couple of things, OK? Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not "Every man for himself." And the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto! I looked them up!"
I like how most "hot topic" threads here always devolve the same way. Once all of the facts have been wrung out it's supposition and "what if" situations all the way down.
I like how most "hot topic" threads here always devolve the same way. Once all of the facts have been wrung out it's supposition and "what if" situations all the way down.
not all no.
But every time someone tries to make a point with an analogy in a D&D thread it inches closer to oblivion.
Especially if they are trying to arguing that something is wrong (or right!) by saying its like some other thing which they feel is obviously wrong or right.
I like how most "hot topic" threads here always devolve the same way. Once all of the facts have been wrung out it's supposition and "what if" situations all the way down.
I dunno, there are "hot topic" threads between a handful of well-practiced combatants and there are other "hot topic" threads with a steady infusion of lurkers
the latter run in circles. the former go off topic.
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OnTheLastCastlelet's keep it haimish for the peripateticRegistered Userregular
Each voicemail I listen to today is more weird than the last. I didn't think a woman with a very loose grasp of English speaking extremely fast about bike shorts, thigh muscles, Wal-Mart and the bus for 10 minutes could be topped (that was message #1) but old-timey prospector guy in California begs to differ. That was #2. Only 11 more to go...
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"Look at that mess!
From now on, we should call you Debra Messing!"
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
go to it
they'll never see it coming
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I have to. It's the same day we're hitting City Hall for the license. I'm sure she's in on it. She REALLY REALLY REALLY wants to see my office all of a sudden.
dont come to work that day
Stupid ocean makes it pricey
Call an obviously fake sick day, then post fake pictures of you at a pool party
This is literally what they do. There's even another special hand sign called bomb that you can use when you would have an advantage, I think it like, beats scissors and rock but ties with paper or something dumb like that.
twitch.tv/tehsloth
I just watched this post travel 1 spot at a time from the bottom of page 88 to the 6th post on page 89.
wut
fu vanilla
2) We should not be encouraging things to make old people live longer. I need to start up a PAC that lobbies seniors to do things harmful to their health. Hopefully, we can pull some Medicare savings out of it.
This was a scene in Gravity's Rainbow.
Then get yourself delivered to the office in a large novelty cake
And/or the gay sex.
i gotta stock up on supplies! i need a pinning kit, a base, some primer, foundation paint, gold paint, highlights, and washes
I probably have at least some of this stuff at home so I'll take inventory
sooo excited
it's good
Canada seems fun
Cheeseburger Macaroni
Cheesy Enchilada
Three Cheese Manicotti
Beef Taco
Grah.
GRAH.
Oh my god that is amazing
I am thinking a mixture of pink and white
not all no.
But every time someone tries to make a point with an analogy in a D&D thread it inches closer to oblivion.
Especially if they are trying to arguing that something is wrong (or right!) by saying its like some other thing which they feel is obviously wrong or right.
This. Never. Works.
At least I get to distract myself by battling little metal mens tonight
it always makes me think of you.
I dunno, there are "hot topic" threads between a handful of well-practiced combatants and there are other "hot topic" threads with a steady infusion of lurkers
the latter run in circles. the former go off topic.