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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    abd don't judge our way of life you bourgeoisie pig

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    Also did everyone see this insanity?
    Spoiler:
    Spoiler:

    What the fuck?

    Those are absolutely identical, wtf is wrong with these people?

    I am very curious about just what went wrong here and I am looking forward to finding out.

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  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    man the last few days have been bad

    I really don't want to go back on the prozac but if things don't improve think I'm gonna have to.

    What you think "makes sense" has nothing to do with reality. It just has to do with your life experience. And your life experience may only be a small smidgen of reality. Possibly even a distorted account of reality at that. So what this means is that, beginning in the 20th century as our means of decoding nature became more and more powerful, we started realizing our common sense is no longer a tool to pass judgment on whether or not a scientific theory is correct. - Neil Degrasse Tyson
  • SarksusSarksus playing tennisRegistered User regular
    i don't want to talk about pets dying you fucking assholes i will cry at the drop of a hat

    This weight loss website doesn't seem to have much in the way of alcohol. Am I not supposed to drink robust and various cocktails while losing weight...? That's... that seems strange.

    Shits got calories man.

  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle sometimes a boy just needs to get out of the house and meet some girls Registered User regular
    I don't believe you. Gin is clear.

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    is fall of the samurai just an expansion to shogun 2?

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    alcohol is 7 calories per gram or something like that

    they don't call it a beer gut for nothing

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  • wanderingwandering Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Sparvy wrote: »
    Jesus christ posts are getting all mixed up now, like posts 5 minutes later get appears 4 places earlier than they should.

    It is madness
    IT IS VANILLA!

    wandering on
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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    is fall of the samurai just an expansion to shogun 2?

    Yes, but it doesn't require Shogun 2.

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  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Hey Gooey

    Yo Sarks

    Now you have to wait to post again.

    no i dont

    i rarely run into the post timer

    Gooey on
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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    is fall of the samurai just an expansion to shogun 2?

    Yes, but it doesn't require Shogun 2.

    isn't it just like a remake then

    da fuq, total war

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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    how is rome total war 10 bucks

    come on, steam

    i thought it'd be like 2 bucks by now

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    http://www.bostonherald.com/news/regional/view/20220411pols_welfare_abuse_runs_deep/srvc=home&positi

    This dude was arrested in Boston for dealing heroin. Calls up his buddy and says, "Buddy, go get my food stamp card off the dresser and then go to the ATM. I need the money to post bail."
    State Rep. Russell E. Holmes (D-Boston), another advocate for tough reforms, said he was hardly surprised that a drug suspect would try to bail himself out with money from a taxpayer-funded EBT card.

    “It’s exactly the type of activity that can occur when folks are allowed to get money off their EBT card,” Holmes said.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    is fall of the samurai just an expansion to shogun 2?

    Yes, but it doesn't require Shogun 2.

    isn't it just like a remake then

    da fuq, total war

    What? Remake? The fuck you on about?

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  • Nova_CNova_C Sniff Sniff Snorf Beyond The WallRegistered User regular
    Argh, I can't find this dragon figurine anywhere. :(

    My writing blog, By Way of the Aurora Borealis, is now live! -- D&D Diablo 3 clan: Cosa Nostra Pizza
  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    how is rome total war 10 bucks

    come on, steam

    i thought it'd be like 2 bucks by now

    the total war stuff goes on sale quite frequently.

    What you think "makes sense" has nothing to do with reality. It just has to do with your life experience. And your life experience may only be a small smidgen of reality. Possibly even a distorted account of reality at that. So what this means is that, beginning in the 20th century as our means of decoding nature became more and more powerful, we started realizing our common sense is no longer a tool to pass judgment on whether or not a scientific theory is correct. - Neil Degrasse Tyson
  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    http://www.bostonherald.com/news/regional/view/20220411pols_welfare_abuse_runs_deep/srvc=home&positi

    This dude was arrested in Boston for dealing heroin. Calls up his buddy and says, "Buddy, go get my food stamp card off the dresser and then go to the ATM. I need the money to post bail."
    State Rep. Russell E. Holmes (D-Boston), another advocate for tough reforms, said he was hardly surprised that a drug suspect would try to bail himself out with money from a taxpayer-funded EBT card.

    “It’s exactly the type of activity that can occur when folks are allowed to get money off their EBT card,” Holmes said.

    The author of this article doesn't understand how EBT cards work.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    is fall of the samurai just an expansion to shogun 2?

    Yes, but it doesn't require Shogun 2.

    isn't it just like a remake then

    da fuq, total war

    What? Remake? The fuck you on about?

    i'm saying they released Game A

    then they released Game B which is a better version of Game A with the same title but a new subtitle

    and they're the same price

    this seems ridiculous to me!

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  • ronyaronya Arrrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    Also did everyone see this insanity?
    Spoiler:
    Spoiler:

    What the fuck?

    Those are absolutely identical, wtf is wrong with these people?

    turns out the game is for isn't a 3d game, so it's probably a shopped photograph of a 40k model

    heh

    Steam
    shryke wrote: »
    Talking to ronya is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma, that has been shit out and then eaten again by a bulldog.
  • SarksusSarksus playing tennisRegistered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Hey Gooey

    Yo Sarks

    Now you have to wait to post again.

    no i dont

    i rarely run into the post timer

    WHATEVZ

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Have you checked out Fall of the Samurai, chu? It looks pretty dang cool.

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  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    is fall of the samurai just an expansion to shogun 2?

    Yes, but it doesn't require Shogun 2.

    isn't it just like a remake then

    da fuq, total war

    What? Remake? The fuck you on about?

    i'm saying they released Game A

    then they released Game B which is a better version of Game A with the same title but a new subtitle

    and they're the same price

    this seems ridiculous to me!

    stand-alone expansion. Like all those ones for Dawn of War or Cossacks or any number of games.

    What you think "makes sense" has nothing to do with reality. It just has to do with your life experience. And your life experience may only be a small smidgen of reality. Possibly even a distorted account of reality at that. So what this means is that, beginning in the 20th century as our means of decoding nature became more and more powerful, we started realizing our common sense is no longer a tool to pass judgment on whether or not a scientific theory is correct. - Neil Degrasse Tyson
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Have you checked out Fall of the Samurai, chu? It looks pretty dang cool.

    i don't want to bother seeking out new games for fear they won't run on my old laptop

    rome total war runs fine as long as i don't use fire arrows

    so i am thinking older the better

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  • TavTav Registered User regular
    just swap to diet vodka, or as I like to call it, water

  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    is fall of the samurai just an expansion to shogun 2?

    Yes, but it doesn't require Shogun 2.

    isn't it just like a remake then

    da fuq, total war

    What? Remake? The fuck you on about?

    i'm saying they released Game A

    then they released Game B which is a better version of Game A with the same title but a new subtitle

    and they're the same price

    this seems ridiculous to me!

    stand-alone expansion. Like all those ones for Dawn of War or Cossacks or any number of games.

    i am not familiar with this model, i don't play a lot of computer games. i just installed steam like, a few months ago and played borderlands for the first time.

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  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Have you checked out Fall of the Samurai, chu? It looks pretty dang cool.

    i don't want to bother seeking out new games for fear they won't run on my old laptop

    rome total war runs fine as long as i don't use fire arrows

    so i am thinking older the better

    Heroes of Might and Magic 3 from GoG is quite good.


    What you think "makes sense" has nothing to do with reality. It just has to do with your life experience. And your life experience may only be a small smidgen of reality. Possibly even a distorted account of reality at that. So what this means is that, beginning in the 20th century as our means of decoding nature became more and more powerful, we started realizing our common sense is no longer a tool to pass judgment on whether or not a scientific theory is correct. - Neil Degrasse Tyson
  • ElldrenElldren 3067-6294-6208Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    I have never been more glad to have videos blocked by work.

    It's an Archer clip.

    Meanwhile, EA appear to be mukkin about by stealing Warhammer designs.

    Can that even be considered news?

    No like, directly totally ripping off the baneblade. Carbon copy.

    And another tank as well! Consult my previous spoiler tags for citation.

    The bonecruncha thing wouldn't have been news if not for the baneblade thing

    it is supporting evidence

  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Have you checked out Fall of the Samurai, chu? It looks pretty dang cool.

    i don't want to bother seeking out new games for fear they won't run on my old laptop

    rome total war runs fine as long as i don't use fire arrows

    so i am thinking older the better

    Heroes of Might and Magic 3 from GoG is quite good.


    so help me god riemann if this is some dwarf fortress bullshit *wags fist*

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    is fall of the samurai just an expansion to shogun 2?

    Yes, but it doesn't require Shogun 2.

    isn't it just like a remake then

    da fuq, total war

    What? Remake? The fuck you on about?

    i'm saying they released Game A

    then they released Game B which is a better version of Game A with the same title but a new subtitle

    and they're the same price

    this seems ridiculous to me!

    it's not a remake

    look

    they released Game A

    then they released a not-very-big expansion pack for it - same engine, most of the same assets, new campaign and such, expansion stuff. that was Rise of The Samurai and it didn't really change much at all.

    then they released a very big expansion where the setting is very different and they've changed a lot about it.

    what's ridiculous about it?

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  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    is fall of the samurai just an expansion to shogun 2?

    Yes, but it doesn't require Shogun 2.

    isn't it just like a remake then

    da fuq, total war

    What? Remake? The fuck you on about?

    i'm saying they released Game A

    then they released Game B which is a better version of Game A with the same title but a new subtitle

    and they're the same price

    this seems ridiculous to me!

    stand-alone expansion. Like all those ones for Dawn of War or Cossacks or any number of games.

    i am not familiar with this model, i don't play a lot of computer games. i just installed steam like, a few months ago and played borderlands for the first time.

    It's an expansion pack. Adds a bunch of new units and such to the game. But they don't want to limit their target market to only people who bought the original game so they package it with the base code so it can run on its own.

    What you think "makes sense" has nothing to do with reality. It just has to do with your life experience. And your life experience may only be a small smidgen of reality. Possibly even a distorted account of reality at that. So what this means is that, beginning in the 20th century as our means of decoding nature became more and more powerful, we started realizing our common sense is no longer a tool to pass judgment on whether or not a scientific theory is correct. - Neil Degrasse Tyson
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle sometimes a boy just needs to get out of the house and meet some girls Registered User regular
    I just want to lose 10 lbs to look good and 20 lbs to look like captain america. But I don't want to stop drinking or exercise. Damn you, body, work with me here!

    The actual effects of alcohol on the body are pretty widely misunderstood. It's less about the calories, something like 95% of those don't matter, and more about how it stops digestion until the alcohol is gone. Or something.

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    is fall of the samurai just an expansion to shogun 2?

    Yes, but it doesn't require Shogun 2.

    isn't it just like a remake then

    da fuq, total war

    What? Remake? The fuck you on about?

    i'm saying they released Game A

    then they released Game B which is a better version of Game A with the same title but a new subtitle

    and they're the same price

    this seems ridiculous to me!

    it's not a remake

    look

    they released Game A

    then they released a not-very-big expansion pack for it - same engine, most of the same assets, new campaign and such, expansion stuff. that was Rise of The Samurai and it didn't really change much at all.

    then they released a very big expansion where the setting is very different and they've changed a lot about it.

    what's ridiculous about it?

    wait which is the little remake

    Game A is shogun 2, right?

    and Game B is shogun 2 fall of the samurai

    which is shogun 2 with more features and content?

    but why are they priced identically?

    why is shogun 2 vanilla even still on the market!?

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Have you checked out Fall of the Samurai, chu? It looks pretty dang cool.

    i don't want to bother seeking out new games for fear they won't run on my old laptop

    rome total war runs fine as long as i don't use fire arrows

    so i am thinking older the better

    Heroes of Might and Magic 3 from GoG is quite good.


    so help me god riemann if this is some dwarf fortress bullshit *wags fist*

    You don't want to try shogun 2. Shit is ridonkulous how taxing it is. with gatling guns I imagine it will be worse.

    But I can heartily recommend Heroes of Might and Magic 3

    we played the shit out of that game

    hotseat multiplayer is civilization

    also there's been... three sequels but none of them match heroes 3.

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  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Have you checked out Fall of the Samurai, chu? It looks pretty dang cool.

    i don't want to bother seeking out new games for fear they won't run on my old laptop

    rome total war runs fine as long as i don't use fire arrows

    so i am thinking older the better

    Heroes of Might and Magic 3 from GoG is quite good.


    so help me god riemann if this is some dwarf fortress bullshit *wags fist*

    nah, it's actually quite appealing visually. No need for nostalgia for this one. And it has really good music (classical style).

    there's screenshots: http://www.gog.com/en/gamecard/heroes_of_might_and_magic_3_complete_edition

    What you think "makes sense" has nothing to do with reality. It just has to do with your life experience. And your life experience may only be a small smidgen of reality. Possibly even a distorted account of reality at that. So what this means is that, beginning in the 20th century as our means of decoding nature became more and more powerful, we started realizing our common sense is no longer a tool to pass judgment on whether or not a scientific theory is correct. - Neil Degrasse Tyson
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    is fall of the samurai just an expansion to shogun 2?

    Yes, but it doesn't require Shogun 2.

    isn't it just like a remake then

    da fuq, total war

    What? Remake? The fuck you on about?

    i'm saying they released Game A

    then they released Game B which is a better version of Game A with the same title but a new subtitle

    and they're the same price

    this seems ridiculous to me!

    stand-alone expansion. Like all those ones for Dawn of War or Cossacks or any number of games.

    i am not familiar with this model, i don't play a lot of computer games. i just installed steam like, a few months ago and played borderlands for the first time.

    It's an expansion pack. Adds a bunch of new units and such to the game. But they don't want to limit their target market to only people who bought the original game so they package it with the base code so it can run on its own.

    so why do they continue to sell the original game?

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  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle sometimes a boy just needs to get out of the house and meet some girls Registered User regular
    Heroes of Might & Magic 3 is great, Chu! Or King's Bounty.

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.
  • SarksusSarksus playing tennisRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    is fall of the samurai just an expansion to shogun 2?

    Yes, but it doesn't require Shogun 2.

    isn't it just like a remake then

    da fuq, total war

    What? Remake? The fuck you on about?

    i'm saying they released Game A

    then they released Game B which is a better version of Game A with the same title but a new subtitle

    and they're the same price

    this seems ridiculous to me!

    stand-alone expansion. Like all those ones for Dawn of War or Cossacks or any number of games.

    i am not familiar with this model, i don't play a lot of computer games. i just installed steam like, a few months ago and played borderlands for the first time.

    Explained in a way you can understand, it can save people money by not requiring the base game.

  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    we had a yellow labrador named Princess

    she was dumb as a sack of hammers, but sweet

    she used to love riding in the back of the pickup around our ranch, but that wasn't good enough. eventually she would put her paws up on the toolbox so she could see over the cab of the pickup

    then she'd stand on the toolbox

    then she'd put her front feet on the roof of the pickup

    then she'd stand on that

    and eventually while driving around you would see two paws appear at the top of the windshield as Princess slid down onto the hood of the truck

    and she'd stand there on the hood of the truck with her ears flapping in the wind without a care in the world

    eventually she got cancer in her jaw and they removed the left half of her lower jaw. a dog's teeth kind of keep its tongue in its mouth so without teeth her tongue would hang out the side. after that we figured the least we could do is make life enjoyable. having half a jaw sucks pretty hard.

    so she got chicken mcnuggets all the time. whatever we ate at dinner my mom made a little extra and gave it to her

    eventually the cancer came back but i think she went a very happy dog

    Gooey on
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  • SarksusSarksus playing tennisRegistered User regular
    I just want to lose 10 lbs to look good and 20 lbs to look like captain america. But I don't want to stop drinking or exercise. Damn you, body, work with me here!

    The actual effects of alcohol on the body are pretty widely misunderstood. It's less about the calories, something like 95% of those don't matter, and more about how it stops digestion until the alcohol is gone. Or something.

    That makes no sense.

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    is fall of the samurai just an expansion to shogun 2?

    Yes, but it doesn't require Shogun 2.

    isn't it just like a remake then

    da fuq, total war

    What? Remake? The fuck you on about?

    i'm saying they released Game A

    then they released Game B which is a better version of Game A with the same title but a new subtitle

    and they're the same price

    this seems ridiculous to me!

    it's not a remake

    look

    they released Game A

    then they released a not-very-big expansion pack for it - same engine, most of the same assets, new campaign and such, expansion stuff. that was Rise of The Samurai and it didn't really change much at all.

    then they released a very big expansion where the setting is very different and they've changed a lot about it.

    what's ridiculous about it?

    wait which is the little remake

    Game A is shogun 2, right?

    and Game B is shogun 2 fall of the samurai

    which is shogun 2 with more features and content?

    but why are they priced identically?

    why is shogun 2 vanilla even still on the market!?

    It's not shogun 2, but with more features, it's shogun 2, with different features and content

    Shogun 2 vanilla is all about the clans and figthing over the shogunate and samurais and whatnot

    Fall of The Samurai is set around the Last Samurai (the cruise movie)

    The old ways are giving way to gatlings, ironclads, americans, modern infantry, railways etc etc.

    It's a very different kind of game, and if you want samurais killing samurais, go for shogun 2 vanilla.

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