I'm on the opposite end of the snip spectrum, I'm off to the doctors on Monday to presumably jerk-off in to a cup. The wife and I want kids and just need to check all's ok, I need to be done first.
Whilst initially nervous about going in to a doctors off and doing this, after reading talk of scrotum-burning lasers and searing ball pain in this thread I'm actually looking forward to my mandatory monday morning masturbation.
Back when they wanted to count my output they just sent me home with a rubber and a small box and I just had to have sex and throw it in the box and bring it into the lab within a few hours.
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MichaelLCIn what furnace was thy brain?ChicagoRegistered Userregular
Back when they wanted to count my output they just sent me home with a rubber and a small box and I just had to have sex and throw it in the box and bring it into the lab within a few hours.
Why did you have to go home?
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Dhalphirdon't you open that trapdooryou're a fool if you dareRegistered Userregular
I don't understand why you can't have a general during this operatino.
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Whilst initially nervous about going in to a doctors off and doing this, after reading talk of scrotum-burning lasers and searing ball pain in this thread I'm actually looking forward to my mandatory monday morning masturbation.
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Why did you have to go home?
laughing at work, thanks for that
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