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    Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    love dis muh'fuckin' baby

    Photo%20Apr%2012%2C%207%2055%2029%20PM.jpg

    she makes me miss alex, though :S

    Call child services! That ogre is going to eat that baby!

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    mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    6 happy hour cocktails may or may not make me mean

    So more samples are necessary before we can tell whether 6 is the mean number of happy hour cocktails?

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    Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    poshniallo wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Doctor Fanny Pack

    Fanny packs are cool.
    Okay, even the Doctor can't make them cool.

    You know what fanny means in British English, right?

    Well, yeah. A fanny pack is a small coin purse that women keep in their vaginas, right?

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    So major Toronto newspaper has front page story about possible safe injection sites for drug users. The picture is the Toronto skyline with the CN Tower replaced with a syringe, the Headline:

    SMACK IN THE FACE!

    I laughed

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    Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    the bee is every emoticon you need it to be :bz

    yeah I

    I dunno about that

    "guys my mom died"

    " oh shit :bz "

    "I just won the lottery! :bz "

    "I plan on exterminating six million Jews. :bz "

    Huh. It really does work.

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    poshniallo wrote: »
    poshniallo wrote: »
    I also never get why people screen messages on their answerphone.

    I like talking to people. Even telemarketers and missionaries - at worst it's 20 seconds of fun while telling them to go away.

    Have you ever dabbled in shock therapy? Just curious. 8->

    Seriously, maybe it's a cultural thing - or an age thing. Talking to a stranger for 20 seconds and saying 'No thank you' is no problem whatsoever.

    The way you guys talk about it is really weird to me.
    You can't spell "antisocial nerd" without some of the letters in "message board"

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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Upstate New York isn't that expensive.

    Well it can be because it's full of rich old people. But it can also be kinda cheap.

    Upstate is Butt state, as in "poop from the"

    Upstate New York is easily the best part of America.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    poshniallo wrote: »
    poshniallo wrote: »
    I also never get why people screen messages on their answerphone.

    I like talking to people. Even telemarketers and missionaries - at worst it's 20 seconds of fun while telling them to go away.

    Have you ever dabbled in shock therapy? Just curious. 8->

    Seriously, maybe it's a cultural thing - or an age thing. Talking to a stranger for 20 seconds and saying 'No thank you' is no problem whatsoever.

    The way you guys talk about it is really weird to me.
    You can't spell "antisocial nerd" without some of the letters in "message board"

    best post

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    So major Toronto newspaper has front page story about possible safe injection sites for drug users. The picture is the Toronto skyline with the CN Tower replaced with a syringe, the Headline:

    SMACK IN THE FACE!

    I laughed

    /facepalm

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Got our tax returns today.

    We're rich as fuck, very briefly.

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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Upstate New York isn't that expensive.

    Well it can be because it's full of rich old people. But it can also be kinda cheap.

    Upstate is Butt state, as in "poop from the"

    Upstate New York is easily the best part of America.
    dear god no

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Got our tax returns today.

    We're rich as fuck, very briefly.

    I bought an Xbox and went to portland with mine!

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Just came back from a Yusef Komunyakaa reading. He's incredible live. The poems feel a lot more powerful coming out of that wisdom-laden voice

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    i just destroyed this huge aztec army

    cortes rules

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    msmya wrote: »
    Ok so it's not super exciting up here, but I kind of like it that way. No crime, kind of peaceful and quiet. It also means that my vacations will be fun and exciting. Since I actually will make enough money to afford it

    PLUS ME, SARKSUS, and LOSERFORHIREX ARE UP HERE, we make things better. obviously.
    Uhhhh... Rochester was totally fucking crime-ridden. I didn't exactly hear great things about the crime rates in Buffalo, Syracuse, or Albany, either.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Oh man. The pressure sensitive stylus from Adonit that is coming out in the next month or two is already supported by the excellent Procreate app. This might turn the iPad into a cheap Cintiq alternative.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    You guys should come to Pullman WA there isn't any crime here*

    *or anything else really

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    GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    msmya wrote: »
    Ok so it's not super exciting up here, but I kind of like it that way. No crime, kind of peaceful and quiet. It also means that my vacations will be fun and exciting. Since I actually will make enough money to afford it

    PLUS ME, SARKSUS, and LOSERFORHIREX ARE UP HERE, we make things better. obviously.
    Uhhhh... Rochester was totally fucking crime-ridden. I didn't exactly hear great things about the crime rates in Buffalo, Syracuse, or Albany, either.

    *walks in*

    Hey folks...O_o

    Than, you moving?

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Arch wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Got our tax returns today.

    We're rich as fuck, very briefly.

    I bought an Xbox and went to portland with mine!

    Paying the rest of the wedding off with ours (and getting myself an Xbox, too, if I get my way {I won't}!).

    BeNarwhal on
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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    I believe the marketing slogan for Louisiana is "touches of crime, sublime reacharounds" as a venn diagram billboard theme

    there is a considerable intersecting area

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    unknown phone # calls me. I don't answer. I google the phone # and find a cheap looking website where other people who looked up the phone number have come together to complain about it.

    I feel soooooooooooo old now.

    This has saved me like twenty bucks worth of phone minutes.

    Fucking newspapers.

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    msmya wrote: »
    Ok so it's not super exciting up here, but I kind of like it that way. No crime, kind of peaceful and quiet. It also means that my vacations will be fun and exciting. Since I actually will make enough money to afford it

    PLUS ME, SARKSUS, and LOSERFORHIREX ARE UP HERE, we make things better. obviously.
    Uhhhh... Rochester was totally fucking crime-ridden. I didn't exactly hear great things about the crime rates in Buffalo, Syracuse, or Albany, either.

    Those Canadians, always chucking their undesirables and tattooed into our disintegrating rust belt / waking dystopian nightmare

    They must have CCTV set up all over the place to gamble on the single human being who has what it takes to make it in America

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    msmya wrote: »
    Ok so it's not super exciting up here, but I kind of like it that way. No crime, kind of peaceful and quiet. It also means that my vacations will be fun and exciting. Since I actually will make enough money to afford it

    PLUS ME, SARKSUS, and LOSERFORHIREX ARE UP HERE, we make things better. obviously.
    Uhhhh... Rochester was totally fucking crime-ridden. I didn't exactly hear great things about the crime rates in Buffalo, Syracuse, or Albany, either.
    *walks in*

    Hey folks...O_o

    Than, you moving?
    Not in this lifetime.

    Thanatos on
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    GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited April 2012
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Got our tax returns today.

    We're rich as fuck, very briefly.

    I bought an Xbox and went to portland with mine!

    Paying the rest of the wedding off with ours (and getting myself an Xbox, too, if I get my way {I won't}!).

    This is the part where those words that are the foundation of every successful relationship are based on. Sacrifice, compromise, communication all play an important role.

    Of course I mean...
    Foot massages every day for a year.
    Eddy wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    msmya wrote: »
    Ok so it's not super exciting up here, but I kind of like it that way. No crime, kind of peaceful and quiet. It also means that my vacations will be fun and exciting. Since I actually will make enough money to afford it

    PLUS ME, SARKSUS, and LOSERFORHIREX ARE UP HERE, we make things better. obviously.
    Uhhhh... Rochester was totally fucking crime-ridden. I didn't exactly hear great things about the crime rates in Buffalo, Syracuse, or Albany, either.

    Those Canadians, always chucking their undesirables and tattooed into our disintegrating rust belt / waking dystopian nightmare

    They must have CCTV set up all over the place to gamble on the single human being who has what it takes to make it in America

    Eddy, this is Rochester we're talking about. Probably a good chunk of the alright folks there are Canadians.

    We watch on the CCTV's to see who don't have what it takes. :D

    Gonmun on
    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Hey, on the topic of HoMM, what is up with the more recent installments? (more recent than HoMM 3 anyhow)

    fuck gendered marketing
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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Elldren wrote: »
    Hey, on the topic of HoMM, what is up with the more recent installments? (more recent than HoMM 3 anyhow)

    4 is trash

    5 is decent

    6 was great from the demo, not sure about the full game

    bloodyroarxx on
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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Upstate New York isn't that expensive.

    Well it can be because it's full of rich old people. But it can also be kinda cheap.

    Upstate is Butt state, as in "poop from the"

    Upstate New York is easily the best part of America.

    O_O

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Upstate New York isn't that expensive.

    Well it can be because it's full of rich old people. But it can also be kinda cheap.
    Upstate is Butt state, as in "poop from the"
    Upstate New York is easily the best part of America.
    O_O
    Good news, Eddy: apparently, you can get heavy-duty drugs in Upstate New York.

    Really heavy-duty.

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    Hey, on the topic of HoMM, what is up with the more recent installments? (more recent than HoMM 3 anyhow)

    I think 4 was mediocre, and 5 was supposed to be better?

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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    msmya wrote: »
    Ok so it's not super exciting up here, but I kind of like it that way. No crime, kind of peaceful and quiet. It also means that my vacations will be fun and exciting. Since I actually will make enough money to afford it

    PLUS ME, SARKSUS, and LOSERFORHIREX ARE UP HERE, we make things better. obviously.
    Uhhhh... Rochester was totally fucking crime-ridden. I didn't exactly hear great things about the crime rates in Buffalo, Syracuse, or Albany, either.

    No one gives a shit about Rochester, Buffalo, or Syracuse. Albany has the nicer areas and the crime areas pretty well segregated. I've never had a problem there outside of seeing a few homeless people, and they're in just about any city. In a lot of smaller cities like Saratoga, there's just about no crime at all besides minor shit like pot.

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Trying to decide between taking a nap and getting drunk.

    Man, my life is difficult.

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    upstate takes the all of the worst parts of living in a state with the bizarre and strange laws and taxes and awful weather and then combines it with not being anywhere near one of the cultural capitals of the united states

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    mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Got our tax returns today.

    We're rich as fuck, very briefly.

    I always hear about people getting a ton back and it confuses me. This year was the most I've ever gotten back, and it was only like $900.

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    I just got a fundraising email from the President

    subject line: "now we know"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKEUujz12S4

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    IV drip as you doze off into an ethanol-enriched slumber

    that's the way the kings did it, back in the dark ages

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    poshniallo wrote: »
    I also never get why people screen messages on their answerphone.

    I like talking to people. Even telemarketers and missionaries - at worst it's 20 seconds of fun while telling them to go away.

    As a general rule, I hate it when people try to sell me stuff. When they spend my money, interrupt my activities, or invade my privacy to do so, it's that much worse.

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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Upstate New York isn't that expensive.

    Well it can be because it's full of rich old people. But it can also be kinda cheap.

    Upstate is Butt state, as in "poop from the"

    Upstate New York is easily the best part of America.

    O_O

    Despite living in Virginia, I keep this on my wall to remind me of that glorious state:

    FBrXv.jpg

    Liberty watches me masturbate.

    Justice just listens.

    Solomaxwell6 on
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    upstate takes the all of the worst parts of living in a state with the bizarre and strange laws and taxes and awful weather and then combines it with not being anywhere near one of the cultural capitals of the united states

    Get out of my state.

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    mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Man, I thought I had another extension cord, but I don't, so no way to plug this light in.

    I'm pretty sure there's some natural law that there are never enough extension cords.

    mrflippy on
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