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This was in Japan, so TSA was not involved.
I sassed back at a flight attendant because I didn't want to check a bag.
And so I'm pretty sure she checked me for additional screening either to fuck with me or because I made her nervous.
Totally my fault and in any case it took 10 seconds.
There's a whole lot worse shit in the world to flip out over than a pat down.
Like, say, getting thrown in fucking Jail, like Janson was saying.
Patdowns, quite frankly, do not register on my out-rage meter.
I expect to get patted down going into a club
Based on that criteria I do not see why it is unreasonable to also get patted down to board a plane.
I guess I could spring for more expensive flights but blegh.
that sounds pretty silly
Nobody can touch you if you don't want them to
I learned it at school.
only problem I ever had with security or immigration was when I was going to London to visit my sister, when I was about 16. My mum had flown ahead of me, so I arrived alone and when I handed over my passport to the immigration officer he saw that I was born in the UK.
"Oh you were born here, King-Upon-Thames, yes?"
"Yup!"
"Why?"
That fucking exchange still baffles me, he then kept quizzing me on why I was alone, where my parents were, why my parents weren't born in the UK as well, why they split up, who I was meeting at the airport, again why I was born in London, etc. Finally he gave me a long look before telling me to sit over to the side somewhere in a specific spot. He put me in the area they kept illegal immigrants and asylum seekers. I mean it wasn't terrible or anything, I just sat there for a good hour or so twiddling my thumbs until some security guys came and picked me up then escorted me to the arrivals section to where my mum and sister were both worried sick about me.
Apparently I was a risk because I was under 18 and flying alone.
It's the slippery slope.
Well, you see, officer, when a man and a woman love each other very much...
or else I mean like if the girl is totally smoking hot and you forgot to grab condoms at cost-co the week before or something, you know what I'm saying, I mean like this girl is clearly a 10, how many shots are you going to have at a 10 in your life, seriously, but then you know sometimes things just don't go as planned and now, blam, 9 months later, am I right?
Oh my god I was SO close to saying that
Hahahaha, sometimes you gotta take your shot.
It's like with Gabriel Iglesias and getting pulled over for drunk driving: if you know you are going to jail anyway, you might as while climb over to the passenger's seat while he's getting out of his car and just let him try to figure it out.
If you disagree you are wrong.
Also, they don't sell the bulkhead seats until just before the plane takes off. Most of the seats that you can't select are reserved for better paying people.
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N-No!
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Why, when you could have been born in America?
it was pretty scary but also neat
Stop me!!!!
I imagine traveling to Philly at any age is frightening
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Let me instruct you how we battle in the city of Philly
Bring in an empty dry bottle.
Fill it inside.
This has been your pro tip for travelling.
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it is chump change, u.s.a.
I also work in an airport (the worlds busiest, apparently) and it is shitty.
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which case is this, i'm having trouble finding it
aw man, that sucks.
Cut to three years ago, and I'm airsick as all hell.
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wait, really? i thought it was some holdover from the birdflu scare
yup.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2001_shoe_bomb_plot