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Pokémon - not fun [OP NSF3G]

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  • ZayZay Registered User regular
    feel the power of aura

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 The Cool Twin Registered User regular
    BugBoy wrote: »
    BugBoy wrote: »
    Lucario in general is awful

    Who is turning the Pokemon thread into a den of lies?

    Oh the bug child.

    I will stomp any of your bugs with Lucario.

    Except volcorona.

    oh no

    the blue humanoid wolf with secret mysterious "aura" powers

    however shall I beat it

    We are talking about a stupid design competition right

    You have offended my soul Pokemon.

    Well one of them. I have like a hundred. But Lucario is firmly in the top 30.
    Ish.


    Anyway the point is Lucarionis awesome.
    Lucario is actually the worst pokemon ever designed

    and that's not hyperbole, I truly do believe it

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  • BugBoyBugBoy WINNERS DO LIKE BUGS Registered User regular
    lucario also wins the prize for most eye-searing shiny

    that bright yellow is awful

    and I say this as the proud owner of a lime green espeon

    You see lots of things, out there in the swamp at night. Some of them might even be real. But the Bugboy? That's just plain impossible.
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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    the worst pokemon is dewgong

    and the worst shiny is dark green dragonite

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • .Tripwire..Tripwire. Firman Registered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    cubone sux

    You cut me. In the heartbone.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    I'm sorry, firman. I never meant to be so bad to you.

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • BugBoyBugBoy WINNERS DO LIKE BUGS Registered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    the worst pokemon is dewgong

    no
    and the worst shiny is dark green dragonite

    also no

    You see lots of things, out there in the swamp at night. Some of them might even be real. But the Bugboy? That's just plain impossible.
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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    you would defend that heinous seal?

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • BugBoyBugBoy WINNERS DO LIKE BUGS Registered User regular
    yeah, it's adorable

    if there's any problem with it, it might be a little vanilla

    I can't see any reason to actively dislike it

    You see lots of things, out there in the swamp at night. Some of them might even be real. But the Bugboy? That's just plain impossible.
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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    it's just so plain and dumb looking

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • BugBoyBugBoy WINNERS DO LIKE BUGS Registered User regular
    and that's worse than lucario, the fanfiction pokemon

    I'm serious

    give a 15 year old kid with a fanfiction.net account a pen and tell him/her to make up a pokemon

    it'll turn out something like lucario

    You see lots of things, out there in the swamp at night. Some of them might even be real. But the Bugboy? That's just plain impossible.
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  • ZayZay Registered User regular
    my post got ate...

    it's the power of aura......

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  • unintentionalunintentional Registered User regular
    when i played blue/red i got the TM for RAGE and i thought "DAMN I WANT AN ANGRY HAUNTER" so i taught rage to my haunter
    and then i decided to try it out in the elite four against the ice person's dewgong

    and in gen I
    rage locks you into spamming rage for the rest of the fight
    and that dewgong had very high defense, and knew rest

    i got bored and turned it off after twenty minutes or so

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    i have a pokemon game guide from 1996

    its a bit dogeared, but all the pages are still there

    one of the top tips is to use dig on ghosts

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    he would probably make up, like, some kind of dragon or something

    I dunno, I, personally, had cool ideas for pokemon when I was 15

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  • KwoaruKwoaru Registered User regular
    one or two of the smogon make a pokemon contest pokemon are decent designs

    their look rather, not their horrible smogon moves and abilities

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  • BugBoyBugBoy WINNERS DO LIKE BUGS Registered User regular
    didn't they once make a pistol shrimp that could use draco meteor and heart swap for no reason

    You see lots of things, out there in the swamp at night. Some of them might even be real. But the Bugboy? That's just plain impossible.
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  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 Yeah, I know, I missed Registered User regular
    I remember my brother putting rage on his Starmie and then getting hit with a few sand attacks.

    That sure was something

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    they also made a ghost/fighting puglist mummy with fairly reasonable moves, so I guess it's a wash

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  • KwoaruKwoaru Registered User regular
    BugBoy wrote: »
    didn't they once make a pistol shrimp that could use draco meteor and heart swap for no reason

    pistol shrimp was my favorite looking one

    the moves were so dumb though

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  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 Yeah, I know, I missed Registered User regular
    Was pistol shrimp even a dragon

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  • KwoaruKwoaru Registered User regular
    nope it was water electric, but smogon has no concern for themes or logic

    http://www.smogon.com/cap/pokemon/

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  • BugBoyBugBoy WINNERS DO LIKE BUGS Registered User regular
    oh man, that shrimp is dumber than I remember

    HEART SWAP

    SHEER COLD AND MIND READER

    MAGIC GUARD

    it's a shrimp for crying out loud

    You see lots of things, out there in the swamp at night. Some of them might even be real. But the Bugboy? That's just plain impossible.
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  • unintentionalunintentional Registered User regular
    TO BE FAIR more things should have magic guard

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  • ZayZay Registered User regular
    Fidgit is the worst

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  • BugBoyBugBoy WINNERS DO LIKE BUGS Registered User regular
    sure, if it makes sense

    I'd love to hear if this had a reason besides "let's give it one of the best abilities in the game, guys!"

    You see lots of things, out there in the swamp at night. Some of them might even be real. But the Bugboy? That's just plain impossible.
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  • KwoaruKwoaru Registered User regular
    colossoil is good too

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  • unintentionalunintentional Registered User regular
    Beasteh wrote: »
    i liked the ghost/steel one

    that sounds like a really obnoxious type combo

    does it have levitate

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    i liked the ghost/steel one

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    most of the cap pokemon are like 'hey lets give this every move'

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    the CAP people apparently came up with an ability that allows the user to avoid all rock type attacks when switching in

    I wish that was real

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  • ZayZay Registered User regular
    how about stealth rock but instead of stealth rock it's stealth electrode and whenever you switch in he explodes..?

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    Firman, have you drawn a scyther

    if you have please show it to me

    if you have not, it's fine

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  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 Yeah, I know, I missed Registered User regular
    Just having Steel/Ground/Rock types destroy stealth rock on switch-in would be appreciated, like how poison types destroy toxic spikes.

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  • MizuumiMizuumi Registered User regular
    Zay wrote: »
    lol if you think i'm going to read that

    lol if u think i ever write anything directed at u

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  • .Tripwire..Tripwire. Firman Registered User regular
    I'll draw a Scyther some day, but haven't yet!

    Also is Premier Ball per 10 Pokeball purchases the only freebie deal, or will I get something for buying 25 or 100 or something?

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  • .Tripwire..Tripwire. Firman Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    .Tripwire. wrote: »
    I'll draw a Scyther some day, but haven't yet!

    Also is Premier Ball per 10 Pokeball purchases the only freebie deal, or will I get something for buying 25 or 100 or something?

    that's it


    What if I buy... a hundred thousand at once!?

    .Tripwire. on
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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    .Tripwire. wrote: »
    I'll draw a Scyther some day, but haven't yet!

    Also is Premier Ball per 10 Pokeball purchases the only freebie deal, or will I get something for buying 25 or 100 or something?

    that's it

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    I am mad at anyone hating on lucario

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    .Tripwire. wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    .Tripwire. wrote: »
    I'll draw a Scyther some day, but haven't yet!

    Also is Premier Ball per 10 Pokeball purchases the only freebie deal, or will I get something for buying 25 or 100 or something?

    that's it


    What if I buy... a hundred thousand at once!?

    you battle mewthree. it flees the first chance it gets and is immune to status.

    @nealcm @faynor
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