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Eating For Charity

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Constrictor wrote: »
    Here are my attempts.

    I couldn't complete the nuggets because I suspect the store brand nuggets were quite a bit larger than the McDonald's version.

    If you're disgusted by this, please don't click and comment. I'd rather not hear how turned off you are by my attempt at doing something nice for charity, thanks.

    Okay, I won't.

    How about next year you let us bid on how long it is going to take you to finish painting your house? :D

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    There is no act of charity too small to be a smarmy shit about when you see it

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Weaver wrote: »
    People fucking up their own bodies is not a good way to encourage charity.

    trust me, i was against this one

    i insisted their original nugget count - 100 - get taken down to 50, at maximum

    they wanted to, though.. who am i to stop them. i guess. D:

    i just didn't want more people to end up in the hospital because they were trying to help other people in the hospital

    mully on
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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Maybe ending up in the hospital to play with all the cool shit Child's Play sends over was their devious plan all along, Mully, did you think of that?

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    i suspected it until i realized they could not turn their age backwards..

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    I reckon I could do fifty chicky nugs pretty easily if I skipped breakfast and hit em late morning.

    of course I wouldn't be able to eat for the rest of the day

    or eat salt for the rest of the week

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    The salt on the fries really fucked me.

    I didn't think that one through very well.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Robert Khoo wrote: »
    Real strong, facetious.

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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    mully wrote: »
    i suspected it until i realized they could not turn their age backwards..

    They were just gonna lie on the forms, they had it alllll figured out.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    facetious wrote: »
    The salt on the fries really fucked me.

    I didn't think that one through very well.

    You can just ask for fries with no salt.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    Some people have fucked up bodies! Let's shove stupid amounts of shit food down my gullet hole!

    Oh god why do I feel like shit?

    you are being a big silly

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    I'm a pretty big apologist for people who do dumb stuff that winds up giving money to a charity, so, yeah, whatever.

    Eating contests are still gross though.

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    my body is a temple!

    (to Slaanesh)

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    facetious wrote: »
    The salt on the fries really fucked me.

    I didn't think that one through very well.

    You can just ask for fries with no salt.

    Yeah I know.

    I forgot.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Robert Khoo wrote: »
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    my body is a temple!

    (to Slaanesh)

    Praise be to Slaanesh!

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    FiggyFiggy Fighter of the night man Champion of the sunRegistered User regular
    I'm late and a procrastinating goose, I know this. I am still going to post my attempts!

    And Constrictor is going to know the meaning of the words, "I beat your time for eating 2 lbs of fucking french fries."

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    CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    That we might all aspire to be Takeru Kobayashi

    Do not have a cow, mortal.

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    In this video, internet user Facetious is as dapper as rotten meat. Consider my unworded, unknown and unrequited internet infatuation with you over! Your name will be struck from poems and crossed out in hearts.

    Fuck off and die.
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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    I knew I should have worn the top hat.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Robert Khoo wrote: »
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
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    ConstrictorConstrictor The Dork Knight SuburbialandRegistered User regular
    My body is more of an amusement park than a temple.

    And forgive the unfinished walls. Wife decided she didn't like the wallpaper and started to tear it down but never finished. I'd like to say this is a recent development but it has been like that for over 2 years now.

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Man I would fuck up some bacon and eggs for charity right now

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    Jebus314Jebus314 Registered User regular
    edited June 2012
    So, I know this is kind of dead, but I totally forgot to post my attempts. Anyways here are my awesome charity eating videos for some viewing pleasure.

    Nugget Challenge

    Fries Challenge

    Cool beans.

    Jebus314 on
    "The world is a mess, and I just need to rule it" - Dr Horrible
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