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Breath of [Phalla] III - Final Day - Teepo's World (Cultist Victory)

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  • Smoove OperatorSmoove Operator Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
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    Ha! only several edits to find a direct link that worked...

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    For now

    Alegis

  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    Hey dudes what's up

    ObiFett is a cultist you want dead.

  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    Not that it matters in my case actually. But if he isn't voted out you're fucked any way as well so I can't imagine the village not voting him.

  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    If you need to chat or whatever or talk to me in the thread, I'm going to bed in about 15 minutes. Early conference call. Don't be shy

  • CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    Alegis <3

    Steam
    Confusion will be my epitaph
  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    smoove

    Will probably change that

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    obifett

  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Ugh. smoove

  • FaranguFarangu I am a beardy man With a beardy planRegistered User regular
    I will pre-emptively say this game is 5 Farangus

    ObiFett

  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Figured I would have to change it

    Alegis

  • CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    Alegis

    Steam
    Confusion will be my epitaph
  • CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    Also this definitely wins for most awkward, silent day in phalla. At least since I started playing :P

    Steam
    Confusion will be my epitaph
  • AkimboLegsAkimboLegs Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Teepo used Accession

    Teepo formed a Whelp

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  • AkimboLegsAkimboLegs Registered User regular
    If someone wants their death in narration to be more than one or two lines let me know (PM if you want) and I'll try to accommodate, otherwise they will be curt, like last night's

  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Teepo deserves a good death. Make it somewhat memorable, please?

  • Mr. Mojo RisinMr. Mojo Risin Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Alegis damnit

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  • Mr. Mojo RisinMr. Mojo Risin Registered User regular
    Alegis

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  • NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    So this is me right now.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jralrx_vHA

    Except I just want to live. That would be swell.

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    That show is just so good.

    And Tyrion really is the best character in the show so far.

    Good choice.

  • TayrunTayrun Registered User regular
    Alegis, naturally.

  • NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    Alegis

    Sorry guys, but they made a better offer.

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  • TayrunTayrun Registered User regular
    Akimbo if I die tonight can I have a five verse poem written in heroic couplets narrating my death? Please?

  • Smoove OperatorSmoove Operator Registered User regular
    Langly..or abstain, if such an option exists.

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  • AkimboLegsAkimboLegs Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Day 8


    Gatz looked into the army that stood before him.

    "Is this.. how my time in your care shall end, Goddess?" He looked to the sky.

    "Perhaps.. A fitting end for one such as myself."

    Momo stood forward

    "For Ryu, and everyone else you've hurt in God's name. Your life ends here, Guardian."

    "Very well, child. But I will not go down easy." Gatz taunted, raising his polearm.

    "Everyone.... Attack!" Momo yelled.

    As the army charged at Alegis he stuck his polearm into the ground, and began to pray. Just before the mob reached him, a gigantic fire column appeared around him, wreathing the battlefield in flame, shattering REG Rysk - Shadow Gene, but it couldn't stop the army from killing him.

    As Gatz, the last of Myria's Guardians, fell, he raised his arms to the sky and called out.

    "Bring me... into your light, Goddess."

    ----

    Alegis - Gatz - The Vote
    REG Rysk - Shadow Gene - The Guardians

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  • Smoove OperatorSmoove Operator Registered User regular
    ...

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  • NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    How is this game still going on?

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  • TayrunTayrun Registered User regular
    Nirya wrote: »
    How is this game still going on?

    I feel terror.

  • Smoove OperatorSmoove Operator Registered User regular
    Tayrun wrote: »
    Nirya wrote: »
    How is this game still going on?

    I feel terror.

    Probably just gas.

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  • AkimboLegsAkimboLegs Registered User regular
    Epilogue

    "How could you do this to your friends, Teepo..." Momo looked at the small dragon. "Rei and Ryu.. all they did was talk about the old days - the time they spent with you."

    Teepo looked up to Momo, and reverted to his human form.

    "We all longed for those days once." Teepo paused. "But things change. Myria taught me there is no such thing as happiness without sacrifice.... She told me I could be happy if I sacrificed myself, or my friends."

    "But are you any closer to your happiness with your only two friends dead?" Momo inched backward, reaching toward her gun.

    "Hahaha. See... that's the other thing I learned for myself when I was with Myria. That happiness itself is a lie. As long as other people live - strife, pain, and agony will torment this horrid land. Myria wishes for peace. But her ideals were FALSE" Teepo's voice raised sharply as he spoke. "Her world is just a playground, that isn't any sort of life. I couldn't have that. That is why she had to die."

    "But.. Everyone else."

    "THEY WERE HER CONSPIRATORS." Teepo screamed at the Windrunner. "They all played into her little game! They let her run this zoo. I regret.. Rei and Ryu, this much is true, but they gave me no choice! They had it all backwards. You can't... give everyone freedom to do as they wish. I will grant Myria was half right. People are too weak. They will quickly revert to the sword to achieve their ideals. And then all the hard work we put in for peace is ruined... No.. The only true peace is only in death."

    Momo looked at the quaking Teepo.

    "Poor Teepo... But I will.. grant you your peace." She said, raising her gun to him.

    "Hahaha. What does a weak mortal think you can accomplish against one who fought God?"

    "I can... try." Her voice quaking again. Her gun fired, but too slow.

    Teepo roared, having formed the Ultimate Kaiser, his body giving off a brilliant yellow light that absorbed the bullet.

    "Your weakness, is weakness I cannot have tainting my perfect world." Teepo said, as he vanished, and appeared in front of Momo, eviscerating her.

    "Your world? I'm glad... I won't be a part of that." Momo whispered.






    Teepo and his genes have defeated their opponents, and have emerged victorious

  • AkimboLegsAkimboLegs Registered User regular
    Game is over. I am deeply sorry to everyone who didn't like the game. Obviously that wasn't my plan. I had what I thought was a cool mechanic, and decided to try and build a game around it. I guess by making it cool for some, I made it awful for others. I didn't expect such a volatile reaction, and regret it.

    My biggest regret was that my language regarding the Brood/Village VCs was unclear/incorrect but by the time I realized that, Kime had latched onto my mistake and I felt that any attempt to clear the air would have the Teepo faction outed. I am not blaming kime, anyone would do what he did, it was my mistake. I weighed the decision about whether to reclarify that not all brood were allied with the village, and figured the village was still plenty powerful and should be able to fight through being unclear on Teepo's allegiance.

    In my defense: the village lost three specials through inactivity/withdrawal (Deis, Peco, and Nina). That is pretty hard to account for in balance, and the endgame would've been closer. Teepo's faction also just got much luckier(?) with genes. Their genes almost never got targeted by mafia, whereas Ryu lost 3 claims very early (ahava died day 1, Taya died day 3, Bedlam bluffed he was a gene). Kime also gave Obi's faction a great stepping stone to growth and being able to target new genes every turn.


    Thank you for letting me run the game, and thanks to everyone who played.



    https://docs.google.com/document/d/1OoEaNZdjfPzJERKNLOvCpa-lflEyYx6YjQ9x6WA74xo/edit

    Are the role PMs if you guys want to look at them.

  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    MUAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

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  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    So, how many villagers were there, really? 30%?

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  • NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    I actually got to live into the endgame, where I was converted on the second to last night.

    Horray for victory!

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Akimbo, thank you so much for running this. It was a ton of fun. Seriously. Don't let the vanilla hate on night 7 get you down.

    Thanks for the game everyone. It was a lot of fun! I feel bad about the night 7 betrayal.

    Will post a TLDR of the game from my point of view later. For a larger overview, check our proboards.

  • FaranguFarangu I am a beardy man With a beardy planRegistered User regular
    I'd say the MVP was inactivus, myself.

    Thanks for running, Akimbo!

  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    AkimboLegs wrote: »
    Bedlam bluffed he was a gene
    Bwah? I just wanted to turn into a dragon :(

    Which I guess you had to be brood to do. Which I wasnt.

    So yeah, unnetworked vanilla is pretty unfun.

  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    The "network" (tee hee hee) proboards: http://helpmybreathisonfire.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=general

    The Teepo proboards: http://broodinginfire.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=general

    For those not in the know: Teepo and Co. (the group I was part of as of Day 2), were actually a Cultist group (SK faction with conversions). Not village. I appreciate everyone letting us lead, though :P

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  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    I'm a little angry at my car battery, myself.

    Was that really my second time?

    I don't think it was.

    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    And that's why you never trust a kime network

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