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In the close future, there is only war, and spilling drinks on the Citadel.[Mass Effect]

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  • DubhDubh Michael L Lunsford drew this Registered User regular
    ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

    OF YOUR BLOWJOB

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    Yukira wrote: »
    @DrZiplock you free tonight?

    We should totally Bro it up with Asari Justicars.

    I should be around at some point. I'm liking this plan.

    snap02869.jpg "zip, i dunno what it is about you, but there's something very cat-like about your face. i can't really place it. like, a puma or something. you'd make a good mountain lion." Hail Satan!
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  • CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    When I was messing around with drell adept last night in pubs vanguards were setting off explosions by charging reaved banshees/brutes/primes/whatever

    It's a pretty solid way to deal with bigger enemies

    Still want to try drell vanguard someday

    If experience with pubbie drellguards is any indication, it's a lot like being the incompetent NPC you're supposed to protect on escort missions in single player RPGs, charging into the midst of certain death and needing rescue every 5 seconds

    That describes a surprisingly large amount of vanguards in general, not just drell

    Do not have a cow, mortal.

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades YOU get a hellbat! YOU get a hellbat! Everybody gets a hellbat!Registered User regular
    Hunter wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    In that top image,

    It kinda looks like the reaper is winking at you.

    It's a hidden message that hints at a new possible ending to ME3. Shepard joins the Reapers and this unlocks a romance option with Harbinger.

    THIS PLEASES YOU

    I AM THE HARBINGER OF YOUR LA PETITE MORTE

    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Man, if I could get a 3D printer that could fabricate a vagina, I'd never leave the house again.
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  • YukiraYukira My watch is stopped on Jump Time.Registered User regular
    Dubh wrote: »
    ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

    OF YOUR BLOWJOB

    This seems appropriate.

    Not completely work safe.

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  • SorceSorce Registered User regular
    When I was messing around with drell adept last night in pubs vanguards were setting off explosions by charging reaved banshees/brutes/primes/whatever

    It's a pretty solid way to deal with bigger enemies

    Still want to try drell vanguard someday

    If experience with pubbie drellguards is any indication, it's a lot like being the incompetent NPC you're supposed to protect on escort missions in single player RPGs, charging into the midst of certain death and needing rescue every 5 seconds

    That describes a surprisingly large amount of vanguards in general, not just drell
    Is it surprising, really?

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  • Emperor KermitEmperor Kermit Registered User regular
    Yukira wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

    OF YOUR BLOWJOB

    This seems appropriate.

    Not completely work safe.
    That might have ruined my day.

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  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    Shepard.

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  • SorceSorce Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Yukira wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

    OF YOUR BLOWJOB

    This seems appropriate.

    Not completely work safe.
    That might have ruined my day.
    I KNOW YOU FEEL THIS.

    Sorce on
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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    mRahmani wrote: »
    I could see her doing Kasumi's sidequest, and maybe Zaeed since he's all about the cash.

    EDIT: Maybe even Garrus, since he just wants to go kill a dude.

    Hell depending on how much she dislikes Jack she might even go along with that one, blowing up a building seems up her alley.

    she's looking forward to meeting Jack after i told her that she also hates miranda

    pretty sure she's gonna like Zaeed too

    so as long as I convince her to upgrade the armor on the ship to save jack she's got the potential to survive

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    Also someone explain to me what I'm supposed to be doing as an asari vanguard

    I went with the stasis/charge upgrades that give me a chance of the power not using a cooldown but it happens infrequently enough to not plan anything around it

    She just feels like a mix of powers that don't really gel together that well, also lift grenades are dookie

    Lift grenades can detonate biotic combos on stasis'd enemies as can charge. So spec one or the other detonator, set up stasis for bubble, and then your strategy is stasis, shoot stasis enemies until recharged, and then detonate.

    Like with most biotic combos, its tough to use against armored opponents and you'll want a gun with some penetration equipped.

    PSN: idontworkhere582 | XBox Live: Jon Butters
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  • YukiraYukira My watch is stopped on Jump Time.Registered User regular
    Yukira wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

    OF YOUR BLOWJOB

    This seems appropriate.

    Not completely work safe.
    That might have ruined my day.

    Wouldn't have been the first one if you read the first comment.

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  • Emperor KermitEmperor Kermit Registered User regular
    nsfw links are my kryptonite.

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  • unintentionalunintentional Registered User regular
    i've never played a mass effect but mom effect is routinely cracking me the fuck up

    i'm out, follow me on twitter @uninten , steam is GaryMyNemesis
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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Also, CorpLogo, stasis locks down shielded foes that are unarmored and that alone make her worth having against Geth (rocket troopers, hunters) and even more so against Cerberus (centurion, nemesis, phantom).

    Butters on
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  • DubhDubh Michael L Lunsford drew this Registered User regular
    I'm getting the hang of the Justicar, still

    trying to focus on point denial, but running and gunning is sort of my thing

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  • RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    With the Justicar, I run and reave. I try to set up bubbles in areas where I think enemies will show up, but it doesn't work out often. To make that effective it seems like you need the help of the other players to help channel them and most of the time that isn't going to happen. Also it is really tough to get a banshee in the bubble! Sometimes they warp right through it without staying in it etc.

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  • DubhDubh Michael L Lunsford drew this Registered User regular
    I've learned to be more aggressive with my geth turret

    even if I did spec it for healing

    vanguards really appreciate that little guy getting into the mix

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  • mRahmanimRahmani DetroitRegistered User regular
    mRahmani wrote: »
    I could see her doing Kasumi's sidequest, and maybe Zaeed since he's all about the cash.

    EDIT: Maybe even Garrus, since he just wants to go kill a dude.

    Hell depending on how much she dislikes Jack she might even go along with that one, blowing up a building seems up her alley.

    she's looking forward to meeting Jack after i told her that she also hates miranda

    pretty sure she's gonna like Zaeed too

    so as long as I convince her to upgrade the armor on the ship to save jack she's got the potential to survive

    Don't convince her to upgrade to save Jack, convince her to upgrade so she can get revenge on the guys who blew up her ship the first time around.

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  • DubhDubh Michael L Lunsford drew this Registered User regular
    wish there was a red laser I could use to direct vanguards

    they're like cats, I swear

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  • OrcaOrca Registered User regular
    I like using my turret as a pointer for Vanguards

    it pretty much screams CHARGE HERE! FREE HEALS AND FREE FLAMING!

    evilthecat wrote: »
    "Bioware I want to suck on your teets of gamingness".

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades YOU get a hellbat! YOU get a hellbat! Everybody gets a hellbat!Registered User regular
    I just literally use a carrot and a stick

    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Man, if I could get a 3D printer that could fabricate a vagina, I'd never leave the house again.
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  • OrcaOrca Registered User regular
    I just literally use a carrot and a stick

    "Attack these enemies or next time I don't rez you"?

    evilthecat wrote: »
    "Bioware I want to suck on your teets of gamingness".

    The 2012 issue of Fornax. | Steam and Origin: Espressosaurus
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  • DubhDubh Michael L Lunsford drew this Registered User regular
    I thought you meant riding on their soldiers

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades YOU get a hellbat! YOU get a hellbat! Everybody gets a hellbat!Registered User regular
    I eat the carrot and then beat their dead body with the stick when they make an idiotic charge into a turret

    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Man, if I could get a 3D printer that could fabricate a vagina, I'd never leave the house again.
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  • DubhDubh Michael L Lunsford drew this Registered User regular
    shoulders

    blah

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades YOU get a hellbat! YOU get a hellbat! Everybody gets a hellbat!Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Dubh wrote: »
    I thought you meant riding on their soldiers

    Nah, adepts. I romanced Liara, not Ashley.

    joshofalltrades on
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Man, if I could get a 3D printer that could fabricate a vagina, I'd never leave the house again.
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  • YukiraYukira My watch is stopped on Jump Time.Registered User regular
    I'll use a vanguard as an uncontrollable combat drone and rez them if they're in a spot that can be rezzed, but if they died out far away from an objective. They can watch my infiltrator sneak around and kill things.

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  • mRahmanimRahmani DetroitRegistered User regular
    Vanguard forever!

    Especially Vanguard medic. Bouncing around between enemies in the middle of the team and then charging off as soon as someone goes down is always great fun and (I hope) makes an even trade for the annoyance at all the kill-helping I do.

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  • YukiraYukira My watch is stopped on Jump Time.Registered User regular
    Naphtali wrote: »
    I would like a kroguard so very badly

    I have one of those.

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  • NaphtaliNaphtali Null Registered User regular
    I would like a kroguard so very badly

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Direct a Vanguard?

    Do you direct the wind?

    Do you direct the storm?

    Do you direct an unstoppable, implacable force of natu - ooooooh, shiny things!

    Romanian My Escutcheon on
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  • OrcaOrca Registered User regular
    Turrets are shiny. 8-)

    evilthecat wrote: »
    "Bioware I want to suck on your teets of gamingness".

    The 2012 issue of Fornax. | Steam and Origin: Espressosaurus
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  • DubhDubh Michael L Lunsford drew this Registered User regular
    vanguards are the bros of the special forces

    you get a new collar for every charge kill you make

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades YOU get a hellbat! YOU get a hellbat! Everybody gets a hellbat!Registered User regular
    How many Vanguards does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    Spoiler:

    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Man, if I could get a 3D printer that could fabricate a vagina, I'd never leave the house again.
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  • YukiraYukira My watch is stopped on Jump Time.Registered User regular
    How many Vanguards does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    Spoiler:

    :^:

    Also, @DrZiplock

    What time tonight? Got Naph too.

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  • DuxDux A host to DarknessRegistered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Hey, any of you Origin homps down for some videogames?

    Because I have an angry Batarian over here that really wants to punch things to death.

    Dux on
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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades YOU get a hellbat! YOU get a hellbat! Everybody gets a hellbat!Registered User regular
    Dux wrote: »
    Hey, any of you Origin homps down for some videogames?

    Because I have an angry Batarian over here that really wants to punch things to death.

    Like, say, slaves?

    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Man, if I could get a 3D printer that could fabricate a vagina, I'd never leave the house again.
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  • DuxDux A host to DarknessRegistered User regular
    Dux wrote: »
    Hey, any of you Origin homps down for some videogames?

    Because I have an angry Batarian over here that really wants to punch things to death.

    Like, say, slaves?

    Hey, hey, uncool man.

    Indentured servants.

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  • YukiraYukira My watch is stopped on Jump Time.Registered User regular
    They signed a contract and everything!

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