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  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    i did it. I shaved off my ugly-ass facial hair. i'm gonna learn to like my fucking chin instead. Hooh... No more scraggly ugly stupid goatee.
    Good for you! Getting away from bad facial hair is the first step towards truly becoming a man.

    Not that I would know anything about that...
    Spoiler:

    let me just throw out a wild guess, here

    you worked in IT

    At this time in my life I was:

    1) Making crank shafts for Briggs and Stratton
    2) Learning Sacred Songs from various native tribes

    IT was three years before and two years after this moment in my life.

    What?

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot WRIGGLY OMG WRIGGLYRegistered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    AUGH i had a sex dream about someone I should not be having sex dreams about

    Cass, it's normal for people to have sex dreams about me.

    :|

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  • Form of Monkey!Form of Monkey! Registered User regular
    Is "Fuck This Gay Earth" new to you guys?

    If so, I've got a great website to share. Get a load of this...it's about a hampster, but he dances! Is that not the funniest thing?

    And then he sings while he dances, too.

  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    i did it. I shaved off my ugly-ass facial hair. i'm gonna learn to like my fucking chin instead. Hooh... No more scraggly ugly stupid goatee.
    Good for you! Getting away from bad facial hair is the first step towards truly becoming a man.

    Not that I would know anything about that...
    Spoiler:

    let me just throw out a wild guess, here

    you worked in IT

    At this time in my life I was:

    1) Making crank shafts for Briggs and Stratton
    2) Learning Sacred Songs from various native tribes

    IT was three years before and two years after this moment in my life.

    What?

    You seriously never read any of the crazy stories from my past? I've posted them here a few times.

  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot WRIGGLY OMG WRIGGLYRegistered User regular
    Oh damn I missed the sex ed conversation

    Cause our sex ed was draconian. It was so bad.

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  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    i did it. I shaved off my ugly-ass facial hair. i'm gonna learn to like my fucking chin instead. Hooh... No more scraggly ugly stupid goatee.
    Good for you! Getting away from bad facial hair is the first step towards truly becoming a man.

    Not that I would know anything about that...
    Spoiler:

    let me just throw out a wild guess, here

    you worked in IT

    At this time in my life I was:

    1) Making crank shafts for Briggs and Stratton
    2) Learning Sacred Songs from various native tribes

    IT was three years before and two years after this moment in my life.

    What?

    You seriously never read any of the crazy stories from my past? I've posted them here a few times.

    No, please share!

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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Purveyor of Properly Pixelled People Happy Holidays!Registered User regular
    Is "Fuck This Gay Earth" new to you guys?

    If so, I've got a great website to share. Get a load of this...it's about a hampster, but he dances! Is that not the funniest thing?

    And then he sings while he dances, too.

    Surely you mean a hamster that dances, right?

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  • LudiousLudious It's hard out here for a conservative bronyRegistered User regular
    Dude Syndalis almost got eaten by a skinwalker don't you know

    Syndalis was like the best poster in the creepy stories thread

  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Somehow I have ended up in a pub to watch the Chelsea- Barcelona game, where we are surrounded by publishing industry types. I don't even like soccer!

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    fuck this gay earth is a pretty good sentence i must say

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  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Harrisonburg, VARegistered User regular
    somebody give me a decently-paying job so I can get a doctorate and be employed doing political research

  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    i am trying to stream skrillex on my iphone but our wireless wont let me

    :[

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  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle Make a dragon wanna retire, man HallelujahRegistered User regular
    Stop being a faggot and suck that dick is also one of my fav sentences. Thanks, Louis CK.

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.
  • LudiousLudious It's hard out here for a conservative bronyRegistered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    i am trying to stream skrillex on my iphone but our wireless wont let me

    :[

    does the signal keep

    dropping

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Purveyor of Properly Pixelled People Happy Holidays!Registered User regular
    Oh damn I missed the sex ed conversation

    Cause our sex ed was draconian. It was so bad.

    What kind of school did you go to if they taught you dragon sex?

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  • LudiousLudious It's hard out here for a conservative bronyRegistered User regular
    I'm glad to see using gay and faggot is OK again.

    ಠ_ಠ

  • Form of Monkey!Form of Monkey! Registered User regular
    somebody give me a decently-paying job so I can get a doctorate and be employed doing political research

    You fool! There are no jobs out there! Ahahahaahahahaha!

    Wait, that's actually not funny at all. It's kind of scary. Hold me.

  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle Make a dragon wanna retire, man HallelujahRegistered User regular
    I want all Syndalis stories. But prob not at the moment.

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.
  • LudiousLudious It's hard out here for a conservative bronyRegistered User regular
    I want all Syndalis stories. But prob not at the moment.



    or maybe it was a loup garou.

    Syandalis was almost eaten by a Native American boogeyman.

  • TehSlothTehSloth Babyface LumbersexualRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    i am trying to stream skrillex on my iphone but our wireless wont let me

    :[

    does the signal keep

    dropping

    Wow, that was actually really good.

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    god yes i was hoping someone would pick that up

    a+ ludious

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  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle Make a dragon wanna retire, man HallelujahRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    I'm glad to see using gay and faggot is OK again.

    ಠ_ಠ

    Have you not seen the Louis CK sketch?

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.
  • BethrynBethryn Registered User regular
    Cause our sex ed was draconian. It was so bad.
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    Mmmmmmm, baby got back.



    (and now I am going to scrub my eyes with bleach and H2SO4 for the horrors I encountered while trying to find a SFW image)

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  • LudiousLudious It's hard out here for a conservative bronyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Ludious wrote: »
    I'm glad to see using gay and faggot is OK again.

    ಠ_ಠ

    Have you not seen the Louis CK sketch?

    Louis CK is a comedian. He has a platform in which people of a certain intelligence come to see him perform and make observational humor through crass and derisive language, but everyone there is in on the joke and gets it.

    Are you a comedian and do you have the same platform?

    Ludious on
  • Disco TerrierDisco Terrier Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    I'm glad to see using gay and faggot is OK again.

    ಠ_ಠ

    It's not okay. They're just using the Louis CK loophole.

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  • LudiousLudious It's hard out here for a conservative bronyRegistered User regular
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    i am trying to stream skrillex on my iphone but our wireless wont let me

    :[

    does the signal keep

    dropping

    Wow, that was actually really good.

    my humor is very much based on Infinite monkey theorem

  • Form of Monkey!Form of Monkey! Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    I'm glad to see using gay and faggot is OK again.

    ಠ_ಠ

    It's not okay. They're just using the Louis CK loophole.

    Much like using the n-word is still not doable for white people, no matter how much they love Chris Rock when they directly quote his stand-up.

  • Disco TerrierDisco Terrier Registered User regular
    Would be good if people realized that loophole is not meant for regular use.

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  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Rwarr. I hate when I have something stuck in my head and I can't find it. It drives me absolutely batty.

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  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Harrisonburg, VARegistered User regular
    somebody give me a decently-paying job so I can get a doctorate and be employed doing political research

    You fool! There are no jobs out there! Ahahahaahahahaha!

    Wait, that's actually not funny at all. It's kind of scary. Hold me.

    there are plenty of jobs

    they just all require several years of experience

  • MazzyxMazzyx A Restoration through Revolution. Registered User regular
    somebody give me a decently-paying job so I can get a doctorate and be employed doing political research

    You fool! There are no jobs out there! Ahahahaahahahaha!

    Wait, that's actually not funny at all. It's kind of scary. Hold me.

    there are plenty of jobs

    they just all require several years of experience

    Got an email from the Obama campaign. They need full time volunteers. It isn't paid but it is experience.

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  • LudiousLudious It's hard out here for a conservative bronyRegistered User regular
    Rwarr. I hate when I have something stuck in my head and I can't find it. It drives me absolutely batty.

    Organichu's dick is funny like that

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Purveyor of Properly Pixelled People Happy Holidays!Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    i am trying to stream skrillex on my iphone but our wireless wont let me

    :[

    does the signal keep

    dropping

    Wow, that was actually really good.

    my humor is very much based on Infinite monkey theorem

    Hmm, can i take a look at their output too?

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    whos got the juciest bhole in town

    | Steam & XBL: Shazkar | 3DS: 3110-5421-3843 |
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle Make a dragon wanna retire, man HallelujahRegistered User regular
    I like how it sounds from a lyrical standpoint. Shrug. I blame my creative writing major. I have never said this sentence out loud to a person. I have a file folder full of my favorite swear words.

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.
  • LudiousLudious It's hard out here for a conservative bronyRegistered User regular
    whos got the juciest bhole in town

    You. *zip*

  • Form of Monkey!Form of Monkey! Registered User regular
    somebody give me a decently-paying job so I can get a doctorate and be employed doing political research

    You fool! There are no jobs out there! Ahahahaahahahaha!

    Wait, that's actually not funny at all. It's kind of scary. Hold me.

    there are plenty of jobs

    they just all require several years of experience

    Oh indeed! You must have had a job...to get a job.

    Good luck with all that, recent graduates.

  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    somebody give me a decently-paying job so I can get a doctorate and be employed doing political research

    You fool! There are no jobs out there! Ahahahaahahahaha!

    Wait, that's actually not funny at all. It's kind of scary. Hold me.

    there are plenty of jobs

    they just all require several years of experience

    I love when entry level positions advertise a required 5+ years of experience.

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  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular


    work track of the afternoon

    git ur axe sell awn

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  • MazzyxMazzyx A Restoration through Revolution. Registered User regular
    Also after talking to a lot of places in DC. One of the best ways to get a job is by starting as unpaid internship. And many allow you to do one up to year after graduation.

    Love to help more but I have to go to a routine doctors appointment.

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