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Fail potions and find frog cards in [POTTERMORE]

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    RAVENCLAW 4 LIFE.

    My wizard is getting that wizard-tattooed around his bellybutton.

  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    RAVENCLAW 4 LIFE.

    My wizard is getting that wizard-tattooed around his bellybutton.

    High five!

  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    alright well, that was pretty cool!

    probably won't look at it again until the second one comes out, though

  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    hey bfl

    fistbump

    hufflepuff bros

    What?

    I'm Ravenclaw.


    ahahhaha oh god

    humiliating

  • KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    How do I become a wizard

    where do I start this journey

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    How do I become a wizard

    where do I start this journey

    There is a letter coming by owl

  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    Laurel and Unicorn, Ten and Three Quarter inches, Surprisingly Swishy
    Unicorn hair generally produces the most consistent magic, and is least subject to fluctuations and blockages. Wands with unicorn cores are generally the most difficult to turn to the Dark Arts. They are the most faithful of all wands, and usually remain strongly attached to their first owner, irrespective of whether he or she was an accomplished witch or wizard.

    Minor disadvantages of unicorn hair are that they do not make the most powerful wands (although the wand wood may compensate) and that they are prone to melancholy if seriously mishandled, meaning that the hair may 'die' and need replacing.
    Laurel

    It is said that a laurel wand cannot perform a dishonourable act, although in the quest for glory (a not uncommon goal for those best suited to these wands), I have known laurel wands perform powerful and sometimes lethal magic. Laurel wands are sometimes called fickle, but this is unfair. The laurel wand seems unable to tolerate laziness in a possessor, and it is in such conditions that it is most easily and willingly won away. Otherwise, it will cleave happily to its first match forever, and indeed has the unusual and engaging attribute of issuing a spontaneous lightning strike if another witch or wizard attempts to steal it.

    MY WAND LIGHTNING BOLTS THIEVES

  • TayaTaya Registered User regular
    I am going to be a potions master dammit no matter how long it takes.

  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    sup chumps I'm in ravenclaw

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Welcome to the cool kids club, Geebs.

  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Ravenclaw is the tiniest house but it's solidly in third

  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    yeah, if fits every other HARRY POTTER PERSONALITY TEST I've ever taken so

    then like, gryffindor and then hufflepuff and then slytherin

  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    so the two best ones, and then the two chump houses

  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    haha looking at the standings in the house cup, hufflepuff is getting wrecked and I'm pretty sure ravenclaw has the best per student average

  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Oh my god dueling is an eba minigame

  • TayaTaya Registered User regular
    Slytherin was winning for awhile. Now it looks like you chumps are finally getting your act together.

    Just wait until I master potions.

  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Goddammit, I'm in Gryffindor.

    Fuck Gryffindor

    Thetheroo on
  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    haha looking at the standings in the house cup, hufflepuff is getting wrecked and I'm pretty sure ravenclaw has the best per student average

    You're goddamn RIGHT we do

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    so the two best ones, and then the two chump houses

    hufflepuff more like huff my fuckin dick shitmaster we're goddamn honey badgers

  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    Buttlord wrote: »
    so the two best ones, and then the two chump houses

    hufflepuff more like huff my fuckin dick shitmaster we're goddamn honey badgers

    well I'm a prefect so

  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Sorry buttlord can't hear you

    You're too far down in the rankings

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    i meant shitmaster only in the most loving sense

  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    The last time I tried to duel it was down for maintenance and I never got back around to it. That was like.. five months ago.

    You're going down once I get practise, Goose.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
  • TayaTaya Registered User regular
    Facetious be my friend. I am Slytherin like you. PumpkinMoon29048

  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    English Oak and Dragon, Fourteen inches, Slightly Springy

    Aww yeah.
    English Oak

    A wand for good times and bad, this is a friend as loyal as the wizard who deserves it. Wands of English oak demand partners of strength, courage and fidelity. Less well-known is the propensity for owners of English oak wands to have powerful intuition, and, often, an affinity with the magic of the natural world, with the creatures and plants that are necessary to wizardkind for both magic and pleasure. The oak tree is called King of the Forest from the winter solstice up until the summer solstice, and its wood should only be collected during that time (holly becomes King as the days begin to shorten again, and so holly should only be gathered as the year wanes. This divide is believed to be the origin of the old superstition, “when his wand’s oak and hers is holly, then to marry would be folly,” a superstition that I have found baseless). It is said that Merlin’s wand was of English oak (though his grave has never been found, so this cannot be proven).
    As a rule, dragon heartstrings produce wands with the most power, and which are capable of the most flamboyant spells. Dragon wands tend to learn more quickly than other types. While they can change allegiance if won from their original master, they always bond strongly with the current owner.

    The dragon wand tends to be easiest to turn to the Dark Arts, though it will not incline that way of its own accord. It is also the most prone of the three cores to accidents, being somewhat temperamental.

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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    totally gonna be a dark hufflepuff

    all growing Magic Weed and shit

  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    where are you guys getting the wand descriptions

    I am desperate for my latter day horoscope

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    sorry, ten points from hufflepuff

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    hufflepuff more like huffing cement we all know that hufflepuff grows drug plants and shit wiht magic

    we know that right

    hufflepuff was totally the house that secretly ran the drug trade at hogwarts

  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    Hurrah. Slytherin.

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    Steam - Talon Valdez :Blizz - Talonious#1860 : Xbox Live & LoL - Talonious Monk @TaloniousMonk Hail Satan
  • RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    yeah, but it was a ravenclaw and a slytherin making the real money off the drugs. Hufflepuff is just a front.

    Everyday we stray further from God's light
    Steam Switch FC: 2799-7909-4852
  • TayaTaya Registered User regular
    Who are WolfsbaneSickle3997 and CharmHowl10912?

    Please let me know when you want to be friends so I know who you are and can change your nickname.

  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    Okay now I'm getting 140+ consistently.

    I'm beating up Gryffindors. You know, as Slytherins do.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    Sent you a friend request, Taya.

    I'm OakAvis21.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
  • KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    these names are the dumbest thing

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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    Oh god I am pretty much dying over here

    I love Hufflepuff, but it ain't getting any favours from this thread

  • RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    I sent everyone a request from HazelNiffler19341

    Also I have the exact same wand as geebs, except mine is an half an inch longer and unyielding.

    Everyday we stray further from God's light
    Steam Switch FC: 2799-7909-4852
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    I am so gonna do this

    I hope I get a cool wand

  • KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    I wish it would at least give me an option to reroll the random names until find one that isn't stupid or is at least easy to remember

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  • KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    I am now MahoganyBat8317

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