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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Hmmm, reading about conspiracy theories and such.

    Some people believe that 666, the number of the beast according to some interpretations of Revelation, isn't the right number. You see, apparently in dreams you often see numbers upside down (go with it), so the real number shouldn't be 6-6-6.

    It should be 9-9-9.

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    Coincidence?

    My mom told me about that 666/999 stuff when I was a kid. I just looked at her like "Woman, what are you smoking"

    Where is that 666/999 thing from anyway? The only time I heard of it before today was in some Arnold movie in 1999. I thought it was something they made up for the film.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    shakira was a singer?

    huh

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  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Their ideas are old and their ideas are bad. The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Also, we have a picture of God.

    And he is an iPhone user.

    Which explains a lot about entropy.
    Spoiler:
    I didn't realize that God looks like a broken image link.

    Or maybe He just believes that hotlinked images are graven.

    Try this one:

    http://www.heyuguys.co.uk/images/2011/07/stephen-fry-is-god-again.jpg

    AManFromEarth on
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  • MimMim Well you paid the price, no doubt. And I wanna have your babies.Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »

    I am singing this:

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  • Form of Monkey!Form of Monkey! Registered User regular
    Relevant to the OP:


  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Also, we have a picture of God.

    And he is an iPhone user.

    Which explains a lot about entropy.
    Spoiler:
    I didn't realize that God looks like a broken image link.

    Or maybe He just believes that hotlinked images are graven.

    Image works for me so I don't know what to tell you.

    THE LORD DOES NOT REVEAL HIMSELF TO SINNERS

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
  • durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    You know what's silly about Revelations?

    It's not that weird a book


    I mean the analogies used are a bit idiomatic

    but

    it's just "The shitheads in charge... they're gonna get theirs. Believe that."

  • MimMim Well you paid the price, no doubt. And I wanna have your babies.Registered User regular
    Richy wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Hmmm, reading about conspiracy theories and such.

    Some people believe that 666, the number of the beast according to some interpretations of Revelation, isn't the right number. You see, apparently in dreams you often see numbers upside down (go with it), so the real number shouldn't be 6-6-6.

    It should be 9-9-9.

    132051571897.gif?1320644312

    Coincidence?

    My mom told me about that 666/999 stuff when I was a kid. I just looked at her like "Woman, what are you smoking"

    Where is that 666/999 thing from anyway? The only time I heard of it before today was in some Arnold movie in 1999. I thought it was something they made up for the film.

    I don't know. I'll have to ask her when I see her next Thursday.

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Hmmm, reading about conspiracy theories and such.

    Some people believe that 666, the number of the beast according to some interpretations of Revelation, isn't the right number. You see, apparently in dreams you often see numbers upside down (go with it), so the real number shouldn't be 6-6-6.

    It should be 9-9-9.

    132051571897.gif?1320644312

    Coincidence?

    My mom told me about that 666/999 stuff when I was a kid. I just looked at her like "Woman, what are you smoking"

    Where is that 666/999 thing from anyway? The only time I heard of it before today was in some Arnold movie in 1999. I thought it was something they made up for the film.

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  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    Lair of the Shadow Broker was okay I guess

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Also, we have a picture of God.

    And he is an iPhone user.

    Which explains a lot about entropy.
    Spoiler:
    I didn't realize that God looks like a broken image link.

    Or maybe He just believes that hotlinked images are graven.

    Image works for me so I don't know what to tell you.
    Because you have it cached. None of the rest of us can see it because the site doesn't allow hotlinking.

    You're lucky it just returns a 403, instead of redirecting to goatse or something. Which is something a lot of places do. Which is why you shouldn't hotlink.

    lrn 2 interweb noob.

    Thanatos on
  • durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    hakkekage you do have nice hair

    i am just a boorish man who rarely notices things of this nature

    i guess there's no way to not sound like john wayne gacy when saying this but i do remember being impressed by your hair

    As long as you aren't asking for a lock of it we cool bro

    Why would he ask for a lock when he'd just rip it out and then smell it?

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    D:

    Hey how much for that hair? What's that hair on your head going for these days?

    I can make several offers. Gotta get that hair!

  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck you must go on i cant go on ill go onRegistered User regular
    the 666 thing is a perversion of the number of the beast from revelations

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Number_of_the_Beast

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  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Their ideas are old and their ideas are bad. The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Also, we have a picture of God.

    And he is an iPhone user.

    Which explains a lot about entropy.
    Spoiler:
    I didn't realize that God looks like a broken image link.

    Or maybe He just believes that hotlinked images are graven.

    Image works for me so I don't know what to tell you.
    Because you have it cached. None of the rest of us can see it because the site doesn't allow hotlinking.

    You're lucky it just returns a 403, instead of redirecting to goatse or something. Which is something a lot of places do. Which is why you shouldn't hotlink.

    lrn 2 interweb noob.

    I have literally never encountered that and thousands of images are hotlinked here on a daily basis.

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  • FroThulhuFroThulhu Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    my other favorite obscurus africanus trivia is when women with weaves can't scratch their scalps (CAN'T BE FUCKING UP THEY TRACKS) they slap them to relieve itches

    until you learn this piece of information, it is the most mystifying process in the world

    Every time I see a girl with long hair, I immediately start investigating her scalp. It's crazy.

    I was in Newark Penn Station once and these two black women behind me were talking about hair, and then one pointed at me and was like "I want a weave like that. Excuse me, where did you get your weave?"

    I was like MAH MOMMA :<

    I get sad when I see a Black girl with long hair and it's real. I'm like "WHAT DID YOU DO. TELL ME YOUR SECRETS."

    I heard other black people were talking about black people stuff, and came as fast as I could.

    My sister has crazy straight/wavy hurr. Me? Not so much.

    Cinders wrote: »
    Dogs helped us evolve and create new technology.
    New technology eventually led to the band Queen.
    Without dogs we never would have had Freddy Mercury.
    Declarative Statement!
    XBL: DexHavok
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Abolish the wage system! Takin' Care of BusinessRegistered User regular
    You know what's silly about Revelations?

    It's not that weird a book


    I mean the analogies used are a bit idiomatic

    but

    it's just "The shitheads in charge... they're gonna get theirs. Believe that."

    for some reason, I read that in the voice of Ricky Gervais...

    is Ricky Gervais secretly God?

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  • Form of Monkey!Form of Monkey! Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Also, we have a picture of God.

    And he is an iPhone user.

    Which explains a lot about entropy.
    Spoiler:
    I didn't realize that God looks like a broken image link.

    Or maybe He just believes that hotlinked images are graven.

    Try this one:
    Spoiler:


    What does God need with a Macbook??


    Form of Monkey! on
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    Lair of the Shadow Broker was okay I guess
    @Gooey: stop hatin'.

  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    Thanatos is from 1999 when people punished hotlinkers with goatse.

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    hakkekage you do have nice hair

    i am just a boorish man who rarely notices things of this nature

    i guess there's no way to not sound like john wayne gacy when saying this but i do remember being impressed by your hair

    As long as you aren't asking for a lock of it we cool bro

    Why would he ask for a lock when he'd just rip it out and then smell it?

    pzPAR.jpg

    D:

    Hey how much for that hair? What's that hair on your head going for these days?

    I can make several offers. Gotta get that hair!

    I've been told more than once that I should donate my hair

    I be like

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    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    Hakkekage, donate your hair

    to my collection.

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Abolish the wage system! Takin' Care of BusinessRegistered User regular
    Man, my chin feels weird without a goatee on it...

    Probably for the better, right?

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Thanatos is from 1999 when people punished hotlinkers with goatse.
    The receptionist at work reminded me today that she was born in 1990.

    I fucking hate that. People born in 1990 shouldn't be old enough to work yet, dammit!

  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Their ideas are old and their ideas are bad. The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Thanatos is from 1999 when people punished hotlinkers with goatse.
    The receptionist at work reminded me today that she was born in 1990.

    I fucking hate that. People born in 1990 shouldn't be old enough to work yet, dammit!

    I love that you loath baby boomers but are in fact rapidly becoming an old fart.

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  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Harrisonburg, VARegistered User regular
    most people born around 1990 can't get jobs anyway

    no five years' experience for entry-level positions

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Abolish the wage system! Takin' Care of BusinessRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    hakkekage you do have nice hair

    i am just a boorish man who rarely notices things of this nature

    i guess there's no way to not sound like john wayne gacy when saying this but i do remember being impressed by your hair

    As long as you aren't asking for a lock of it we cool bro

    Why would he ask for a lock when he'd just rip it out and then smell it?

    pzPAR.jpg

    D:

    Hey how much for that hair? What's that hair on your head going for these days?

    I can make several offers. Gotta get that hair!

    I've been told more than once that I should donate my hair

    I be like

    jVOHV.gif

    So, wait, you don't want to make quality wigs for hairless cancer children?

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    hakkekage you do have nice hair

    i am just a boorish man who rarely notices things of this nature

    i guess there's no way to not sound like john wayne gacy when saying this but i do remember being impressed by your hair

    As long as you aren't asking for a lock of it we cool bro

    Why would he ask for a lock when he'd just rip it out and then smell it?

    pzPAR.jpg

    D:

    Hey how much for that hair? What's that hair on your head going for these days?

    I can make several offers. Gotta get that hair!

    I've been told more than once that I should donate my hair

    I be like

    jVOHV.gif

    So, wait, you don't want to make quality wigs for hairless cancer children?

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    (as you can see I love Whatshouldwecallme)

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
  • Form of Monkey!Form of Monkey! Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Thanatos is from 1999 when people punished hotlinkers with goatse.
    The receptionist at work reminded me today that she was born in 1990.

    I fucking hate that. People born in 1990 shouldn't be old enough to work yet, dammit!

    I'm barely at ease with people born in the 80s, let alone this.

  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Thanatos is from 1999 when people punished hotlinkers with goatse.
    The receptionist at work reminded me today that she was born in 1990.

    I fucking hate that. People born in 1990 shouldn't be old enough to work yet, dammit!
    I love that you loath baby boomers but are in fact rapidly becoming an old fart.
    I hope to have the decency to die relatively young.

    Thanatos on
  • DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Thanatos is from 1999 when people punished hotlinkers with goatse.
    The receptionist at work reminded me today that she was born in 1990.

    I fucking hate that. People born in 1990 shouldn't be old enough to work yet, dammit!

    Just watched New Girl where one of the characters (who is 30) learned he was dating an 18 year old and he got no end of harassment for it.

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    most people born around 1990 can't get jobs anyway

    no five years' experience for entry-level positions

    Seriously

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  • Form of Monkey!Form of Monkey! Registered User regular
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Thanatos is from 1999 when people punished hotlinkers with goatse.
    The receptionist at work reminded me today that she was born in 1990.

    I fucking hate that. People born in 1990 shouldn't be old enough to work yet, dammit!

    Just watched New Girl where one of the characters (who is 30) learned he was dating an 18 year old and he got no end of harassment for it.

    Confirmed: at least one person is watching New Girl.

  • MimMim Well you paid the price, no doubt. And I wanna have your babies.Registered User regular
    FroThulhu wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    my other favorite obscurus africanus trivia is when women with weaves can't scratch their scalps (CAN'T BE FUCKING UP THEY TRACKS) they slap them to relieve itches

    until you learn this piece of information, it is the most mystifying process in the world

    Every time I see a girl with long hair, I immediately start investigating her scalp. It's crazy.

    I was in Newark Penn Station once and these two black women behind me were talking about hair, and then one pointed at me and was like "I want a weave like that. Excuse me, where did you get your weave?"

    I was like MAH MOMMA :<

    I get sad when I see a Black girl with long hair and it's real. I'm like "WHAT DID YOU DO. TELL ME YOUR SECRETS."

    I heard other black people were talking about black people stuff, and came as fast as I could.

    My sister has crazy straight/wavy hurr. Me? Not so much.

    My sister has my dad's Puerto Rican curls. I just got his thickness.

    Wooo fro.

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  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Their ideas are old and their ideas are bad. The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Also, I don't hate the Baby Boomers because they're old; I hate the Baby Boomers because they're fucking awful.

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Also, I don't hate the Baby Boomers because they're old; I hate the Baby Boomers because they're fucking awful.

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Richy wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Also, we have a picture of God.

    And he is an iPhone user.

    Which explains a lot about entropy.
    Spoiler:
    I didn't realize that God looks like a broken image link.

    Or maybe He just believes that hotlinked images are graven.

    Image works for me so I don't know what to tell you.

    THE LORD DOES NOT REVEAL HIMSELF TO SINNERS

    I have a New Testament that says the opposite.

    Extended Universe stuff doesn't count

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Also, we have a picture of God.

    And he is an iPhone user.

    Which explains a lot about entropy.
    Spoiler:
    I didn't realize that God looks like a broken image link.

    Or maybe He just believes that hotlinked images are graven.

    Image works for me so I don't know what to tell you.

    THE LORD DOES NOT REVEAL HIMSELF TO SINNERS

    I have a New Testament that says the opposite.

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    I thought they fixed the whole "responses to posts appearing outside the timeline above the post it was responding to" quantum shit

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  • DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Thanatos is from 1999 when people punished hotlinkers with goatse.
    The receptionist at work reminded me today that she was born in 1990.

    I fucking hate that. People born in 1990 shouldn't be old enough to work yet, dammit!

    Just watched New Girl where one of the characters (who is 30) learned he was dating an 18 year old and he got no end of harassment for it.

    Confirmed: at least one person is watching New Girl.

    New Girl and Modern Family are almost always guaranteed to give me the most laughs per week.

    "We made a caramel miracle!"

    DoctorArch on
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  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    So I'm trying to help a friend find a therapist. I'm on Psychology Today's "find a therapist" site.

    How do I know whether she needs a counselor or a psychologist or what?

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