C-O-N-S-E-R-V-E
CONSERVE
Don't you P-O-L-L-U-T-E pollute the river, sky, or sea
or else you're gonna get what you deserve
Yes, we are closing in on Earth Day 2012, wherein we all pretend to give a shit about the environment for one day. Or maybe you sincerely give a shit, but then you've been probably doing something for the planet before Earth Day. Or maybe you don't even pretend, and actively want the world to descend into trashy madness. In which case, you can probably leave the thread. This won't interest you.
For the rest of you,
holy shit Earth Day. This calls for an image fresh off GIS
Fuck yeah. That is the stuff.
But what is Earth Day all about? According to my half-ass Wikipedia search, some Senator named Gaylord Nelson came up with it in 1970. And a dude named John thought of it a year before that. It's on the internet: go look it up. I'm not here to educate you.
There is so much to do on Earth Day! Look up various activities on the internet and head out and, I dunno, clean pond scum or give baby animals sensual cleanings.
But realize that baby animals have boundaries.
No means no, buster.
Oh look,
a web site. Maybe that has some information. Or it'll make you so sick of the world "green" that you want to hook up with Duke Nukem. Er, the one that didn't release a shitty video game last year. The one with excellent taste in Hawaiian shirts. Dude rocks the flip-flops pretty hard, too.
So brace yourself for Earth Day 2012: an orgy of green. It's coming this very weekend, so hurry up and memorize this song. We only got like three more rehearsals left.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEpG3UsKv54
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaRlFwfIts4
environmental stuff is pretty ingrained in my psyche
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKpoCzt03B8
I honestly filled up so many radio flyers with crap to recycle, my parents must have wanted to kill me.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wS1dv3iat8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fvz-z7CvsYA
Hug more flowers
I'll save future people the time and say that Penn has already conceded that global warming is a thing. So that episode is now...bullshit!
he mainly just argues against paper (it doesn't actually save as many trees as people think it does) and the lack of landfill space (there is no shortage of landfill space)
that episode is not about global warming at all?
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
*cheerful smiley face*
yeah that's pretty much the guts of it.
Recycling paper is hells of expensive and inefficient and plantation forests for paper are really cheap and easy to maintain!
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
dunder mifflin
the people person's paper people!
People, if you can do one thing for this earth, please recycle your aluminium, for reals
EDIT: Also, reuse before you recycle.
And recycling is not bullshit, unless you want the government to "do something about it" and charge you an extra 50c per bottle that you can claim later at the depot to stop you lazy fucks from throwing them out. Recycling is an individual task as well, and it's taken seriously as it should be over in Europe.
And all the creatures, sand and surf
This world is full of things to do
And yet it always comes down to
Let's just get high and fuck some sluts
Do what we will, not what we must
Forever stuck in juvie lust
So what? Let's go get high and fuck some sluts.
My brain merged these posts into
Also plantations mean a lot more trees exist that wouldn't otherwise.
Yeah they get chopped down, but there's a constant supply of new ones growing to replace them.
I am going to take this Earth Day off.
"These experts are lying to you about this thing we think is bullshit, and here's an expert that agrees with us to prove our point!"
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Or that time they endorsed the shit out of wal-mart.
For an entire episode.
Libertarians.txt
I am running a giant computer and a small AC unit 24/7 though so there is that.
Oh yeah, I don't own a car.
all those plastics and metals and shit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDcpF4C5cas
Steam: Feriluce
Battle.net: Feriluce#1995
and there never will be!
problem
solved
ugh
ugh
Except glass, but there's a glass collection place right next to where I work so no worries.
round here we call that self-cleaning toilet paper
pretty sure that's incredibly efficient