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[PA Comic] Friday, April 20, 2012 - A Matter Of Scale
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This one had me chortling out loud.
Steam: Feriluce
I admit I may have laughed a bit harder than I should at that.
It's almost as great as "take this cheese to sickbay".
Do you need Baleful Polymorph to create that magic cheese?
"You fail. The cheese is eaten" is what did it for me.
I'm more worried about the Elemmentals.
Transmutation (Sor/Wiz 6)
Casting Time: One full-round action
Range: Touch
Target: One pound of food/One bottle of liquid.
Duration: Permanent
Saving Throw: Fortitude Negates, Will Partial
Spell Resistance: No
You imbue food with a curse. Anyone who eats it will suffer the effects of a Baleful Polymorph spell. The form the eater will assume is chosen at the time of casting.
Symbol of Yummy!
Enchantment [Mind-Affecting] (Sor/Wiz 3, Brd 2)
Casting Time: One minute
Range: Touch
Target: One pound of food/One bottle of liquid
Duration: One hour/level
Saving Throw: Will negates
Spell Resistance: No
This spell inscribes a symbol on food. Anyone who sees the symbol will be compelled to eat the food. This spell has no effect on anything that has no need to eat or drink. If the subject knows the food is harmful (cursed, poison etc), they gain a +4 bonus on their will save.
They're taking the EZ way out, though, writing gouda jokes on cheese is a brieze. A sweet mouseguard shirt would bring in the cheddar, though.
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Don't worry, I'm sure it'll be a briese
Stop. I can't briethe.
If you camembert it then you'd better get out; there's stiltons of cheeses to go.
That was my favorite part too. Partly because I've had to deal with that kind of situation before.
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Mouse Guard is a comic (and now RPG) that is very similar to Redwall, in that the mice are the protagonists.
Entirely different worlds, though.
In Mouse Guard everything is pretty to-scale, so otters and badgers would be giant. For comparison: they sometimes use hares as mounts.
Fall 1152 opens with a fight with a Giant Enemy Crab
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Shit is so cheesy.
I highly recommend both, though.
my unofficial autobio will be accompanied with tips on how to smile
cause I've found that when they don't see you frown, they never know that you're a threat
and they don't sweat you when you came around