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  • TehSlothTehSloth On that ass like Charmin Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Ugh, they're having a job fair in my building. There is a fucking LINE with Bank Rope out the door. The desperation on the faces some of these poor fucks really took the joy out of my cigarette break.


    THANKS OBAMA

    Mine were ruined, or at least hindered significantly when they banned cloves.

    THANKS OBAMA
    Spoiler:

    They banned cloves?

    Yeah, like a year and a half ago I think. They started selling these awful clove cigarillo things to get around the ban but I wasn't a fan.

    Egret wrote:
    That's the same ratio of words/farts that come out of your mouth.
  • GonmunGonmun Canada eh!Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    who wants to play brobox ME3

    I will be on later.

    Insane difficulty really drops off when you get the laser gun from the DLC. It's amazing, has infinite ammo, and gets more powerful the longer you hold down the trigger.

    Which gun is that Bogart?
    Can't remember the name. One that shoots a green laser beam.

    Geth Pulse Rifle.

    Ahh, ty good sirs. :)

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  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    I want to buy Zen Magnets after that video.

  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle sometimes a boy just needs to get out of the house and meet some girls Registered User regular
    God damn Diablo 3 beta says I need the service packs for windows. I'm going to murder a man today!

    Not really mad. Just thumbing my nose at them.

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.
  • TehSlothTehSloth On that ass like Charmin Registered User regular
    God damn Diablo 3 beta says I need the service packs for windows. I'm going to murder a man today!

    Not really mad. Just thumbing my nose at them.

    I'm sad that I turned my computer off before I left for work today or I would remote in and start D/Ling it.

    Egret wrote:
    That's the same ratio of words/farts that come out of your mouth.
  • GonmunGonmun Canada eh!Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Did Abdhyius get self-banned?

    He requested it back on Monday I believe.

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  • DynagripDynagrip destroy everything you touch Registered User, ClubPA regular
    oh hey, another nibble on my resume. That's 3 in the past week. i guess it takes companies a month or so to finally get around to it and immediately reach the conclusion that i'm bad ass.

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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    In the QI section of the YouTubes.

    Halp!

  • GonmunGonmun Canada eh!Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Putting my wife's name gives a ... porn site? Switching to my phone to investigate further.

    Oh god, I hope this doesn't lead to a H/A thread.

    okay maybe just a little
    Spoiler:

    After fairly exhaustive research I am happy to report that said woman, while also very attractive, is not actually my wife!

    I was about ready to declare that you had found some damning evidence but then I realized the sheer volume of material that you must have been searching through. :P

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  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Their ideas are old and their ideas are bad. Risk is our business.Registered User regular
    In the QI section of the YouTubes.

    Halp!

    That is the best section of Youtube, though.

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  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    Are clove cigarettes anything but rolled up cloves?

    Because I think I may have a get-rich-quick scheme in the works...

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    What is the point of Zen Magnets or Buckyballs?

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    What is the point of Zen Magnets or Buckyballs?

    You trick a co-worker into swallowing one. It makes it so that when you throw the later ones, the home in on the guy.

    There's no living with a killing. There's no goin' back from one. Right or wrong, it's a brand... a brand sticks. There's no goin' back. Now you run on home to your mother and tell her... tell her everything's alright. And there aren't any more guns in the valley.
  • descdesc the '87 stick-up kids Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    What is the point of Zen Magnets or Buckyballs?

    Nerds

  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    What is the point of Zen Magnets or Buckyballs?

    One of those toys that you play with your hands while you're thinking about shit.

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  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    What is the point of Zen Magnets or Buckyballs?

    I know, it's like people have time for anything other than seething, apoplectic rage all day every day.

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  • DynagripDynagrip destroy everything you touch Registered User, ClubPA regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    What is the point of Zen Magnets or Buckyballs?

    I know, it's like people have time for anything other than seething, apoplectic rage all day every day.

    magnets are cool and fun to play with. that is the point.

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  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    What is the point of Zen Magnets or Buckyballs?

    Making shit.

  • TehSlothTehSloth On that ass like Charmin Registered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    Are clove cigarettes anything but rolled up cloves?

    Because I think I may have a get-rich-quick scheme in the works...

    They're just regular tobacco cigarettes with clove added. I think they tended to have a slightly higher amount of nicotine, but I'm not sure. Any time I switched between them and regular cigarettes I would definitely get a bigger nicotine high from the cloves.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kretek

    Egret wrote:
    That's the same ratio of words/farts that come out of your mouth.
  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    What is the point of Zen Magnets or Buckyballs?

    I know, it's like people have time for anything other than seething, apoplectic rage all day every day.

    magnets are cool and fun to play with. that is the point.

    how do they work

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  • DeebaserDeebaser Way out in the water See it swimmin'?Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    What is the point of Zen Magnets or Buckyballs?

    I know, it's like people have time for anything other than seething, apoplectic rage all day every day.

    magnets are cool and fun to play with. that is the point.

    how do they work

    OMG....
    Calling DJ company now. Cocktail hour guitarist is playing this song.

    #FreeThan
    #FreeScheck
    #FreeSKFM
  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    TehSloth wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    Are clove cigarettes anything but rolled up cloves?

    Because I think I may have a get-rich-quick scheme in the works...

    They're just regular tobacco cigarettes with clove added. I think they tended to have a slightly higher amount of nicotine, but I'm not sure. Any time I switched between them and regular cigarettes I would definitely get a bigger nicotine high from the cloves.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kretek

    I heard that the reason that you tended to get a higher nicotine buzz is because the cloves released an anesthetic when burned that slightly numbed your throat muscles, allowing you to inhale far more smoke at a time without your body reacting to it.

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  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    What is the point of Zen Magnets or Buckyballs?

    I know, it's like people have time for anything other than seething, apoplectic rage all day every day.

    magnets are cool and fun to play with. that is the point.

    how do they work

    OMG....
    Calling DJ company now. Cocktail hour guitarist is playing this song.

    Yessssssss

  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    What is the point of Zen Magnets or Buckyballs?
    I know, it's like people have time for anything other than seething, apoplectic rage all day every day.
    magnets are cool and fun to play with. that is the point.
    Oh, okay. I thought, given the way the Zen guy was talking, that they had, like, a commercial or industrial use.

    Also, @TL DR, I have plenty of time for things other than seething, apoplectic rage all day every day.

    After all, I can multitask.

  • VariableVariable Stroke Me Lady Fame Registered User regular
    I am installing the diablo3 beta

    oh my god

    "He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man" - Dr. Johnson
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  • durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    AAAaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    summer

    need money

    fuck you 9 months of pay fuck you

  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark Registered User regular
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Putting my wife's name gives a ... porn site? Switching to my phone to investigate further.

    Oh god, I hope this doesn't lead to a H/A thread.

    okay maybe just a little
    Spoiler:

    After fairly exhaustive research I am happy to report that said woman, while also very attractive, is not actually my wife!

    I was about ready to declare that you had found some damning evidence but then I realized the sheer volume of material that you must have been searching through. :P

    Indeed. It was a difficult task, to be sure. But I perservered, and finished with gusto!

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • GonmunGonmun Canada eh!Registered User regular
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Putting my wife's name gives a ... porn site? Switching to my phone to investigate further.

    Oh god, I hope this doesn't lead to a H/A thread.

    okay maybe just a little
    Spoiler:

    After fairly exhaustive research I am happy to report that said woman, while also very attractive, is not actually my wife!

    I was about ready to declare that you had found some damning evidence but then I realized the sheer volume of material that you must have been searching through. :P

    Indeed. It was a difficult task, to be sure. But I perservered, and finished with gusto!

    :^:

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  • durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
  • VariableVariable Stroke Me Lady Fame Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    I am installing the diablo3 beta

    oh my god

    Goodbye, Variable. See you in three months.

    luckily it's only open for the weekend

    once may15 rolls around you may never see me again. I played WoW and I love starcraft and all but diablo 2 is the only game that eve affected my life/school/etc.

    I like to click.

    "He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man" - Dr. Johnson
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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    I am installing the diablo3 beta

    oh my god

    Goodbye, Variable. See you in three months.

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    If I wanted to host my own messageboard with, theoretically, a few thousand users, what would my options be? And about how much would it cost?

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    If I wanted to host my own messageboard with, theoretically, a few thousand users, what would my options be? And about how much would it cost?

    I'm sure the fine fellows at Vanilla could give you pricing....

    There's no living with a killing. There's no goin' back from one. Right or wrong, it's a brand... a brand sticks. There's no goin' back. Now you run on home to your mother and tell her... tell her everything's alright. And there aren't any more guns in the valley.
  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    If I wanted to host my own messageboard with, theoretically, a few thousand users, what would my options be? And about how much would it cost?

    I've done this, as you know!

    I'd suggest phpbb, which is free to use, and the hosting will run you in the tens of dollars per month depending on the traffic. Perhaps ten tens of dollars if it's popular.

    Successful Kickstarter get! Drop by Bare Mettle Entertainment if you'd like to see what we're making.
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Registered User regular
    Hrm. Today was my lady love's last day of class. She wants to celebrate. She wants me to come along. I feel like death warmed over. This is gonna be a conflict.

    There's no living with a killing. There's no goin' back from one. Right or wrong, it's a brand... a brand sticks. There's no goin' back. Now you run on home to your mother and tell her... tell her everything's alright. And there aren't any more guns in the valley.
  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    I didn't know the Instagram purchase was done without Facebook board approval. Dayum.

  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    One time I was a dollar short for the CTA and Obama lent me $.50.

    THANKS OBAMA

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    so uh you know how youre supposed to destroy a credit card when it gets cancelled

    well uh how the fuck do a destroy a chase sapphire card that seems to be made out of metal

    | Steam & XBL: Shazkar |
  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I didn't know the Instagram purchase was done without Facebook board approval. Dayum.

    I thought facebook was in the news a little while back because they had unusually structured it such that Zuckerman has pretty much sole control and can tell the board / other shareholders to go suck it.

    What you think "makes sense" has nothing to do with reality. It just has to do with your life experience. And your life experience may only be a small smidgen of reality. Possibly even a distorted account of reality at that. So what this means is that, beginning in the 20th century as our means of decoding nature became more and more powerful, we started realizing our common sense is no longer a tool to pass judgment on whether or not a scientific theory is correct. - Neil Degrasse Tyson
  • SparvySparvy Registered User regular
    Man I should really learn not to do stress tests.

    Tried logging into Diablo3 a hundred times without success. Finally get past the login screen just to get kicked out again because I didn't have a 'battletag'. Now I can't log in again.

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