What do you sound like?

Antimatter · April 2012

Someone must stand against the skeletal menace

Antimatter · April 2012

Antimatter wrote: »

http://vocaroo.com/i/s00bqEvVxW68

Personface · April 2012

We need to fit out your chassis for combat

Personface · April 2012

Also post a vocaroo goddamnit

Nerdgasmic · April 2012

pface, read this:

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10292007

animal companion · April 2012

Flay wrote: »

Somebody try reading this

The Road by Cormac McCarthy wrote:

“The world shrinking down about a raw core of parsible entities. The names of things slowly following those things into oblivion. Colors. The names of birds. Things to eat. Finally the name of things one believed to be true. More fragile than he would have thought. How much was gone already? The sacred idiom shorn of its referents and so of its reality. Drawing down like something trying to preserve heat. In time to wink out forever.”

I am most definitely not taking advantage of this thread because I happen to be doing an animation based on this quote right now. But if I were I would make up for it by reading some requests later.

I'm late on this. But here's for the sound of me, and for you

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UgcNXn2TqS

Personface · April 2012

I will do so when the moment is right

Personface · April 2012

@Nerdgasmic
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0J2qalMF7zO

Nerdgasmic · April 2012

yes good job

Flay · April 2012

@Indie Winter @animal companion

You guys are awesome, thanks!

I tried to do a full reading of 'Green Eggs and Ham', but I can't do it justice. Here's another suggestion anyway:

Weaver · April 2012

Nerdgasmic wrote: »

pface, read this:

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10292007

oh dear this is my horrible interpretation of Mr. Bear

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dfkuaMEfbQ

Dux · April 2012

Flay wrote: »

@Indie Winter @animal companion

You guys are awesome, thanks!

I tried to do a full reading of 'Green Eggs and Ham', but I can't do it justice. Here's another suggestion anyway:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0O3VORLQowc

An attempt

Personface · April 2012

Dux wrote: »

Flay wrote: »

@Indie Winter @animal companion

You guys are awesome, thanks!

I tried to do a full reading of 'Green Eggs and Ham', but I can't do it justice. Here's another suggestion anyway:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0O3VORLQowc

An attempt

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YbQE8W7V1Y Likewise

Personface · April 2012

Although Dux yours is pretty rad

Sara Lynn · April 2012

I sound like a dude

I will do this thing but I don't know what to say

Nerdgasmic · April 2012

Sara Lynn wrote: »

I sound like a dude

I will do this thing but I don't know what to say

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=11292004

either,or · April 2012

That Dave Fella wrote: »

Berk wrote: »

That Dave Fella wrote: »

if anybody has anything they want to hear read by an Irish person, request it now.

To NORA

Dublin 2 December 1909
………………………….
My love for you allows me to pray to the spirit of eternal beauty and tenderness mirrored in your eyes or fling you down under me on that softy belly of yours and fuck you up behind, like a hog riding a sow, glorying in the very stink and sweat that rises from your arse, glorying in the open shape of your upturned dress and white girlish drawers and in the confusion of your flushed cheeks and tangled hair. It allows me to burst into tears of pity and love at some slight word, to tremble with love for you at the sounding of some chord or cadence of music or to lie heads and tails with you feeling your fingers fondling and tickling my ballocks or stuck up in me behind and your hot lips sucking off my cock while my head is wedged in between your fat thighs, my hands clutching the round cushions of your bum and my tongue licking ravenously up your rank red cunt. I have taught you almost to swoon at the hearing of my voice singing or murmuring to your soul the passion and sorrow and mystery of life and at the same time have taught you to make filthy signs to me with your lips and tongue, to provoke me by obscene touches and noises, and even to do in my presence the most shameful and filthy act of the body. You remember the day you pulled up your clothes and let me lie under you looking up at you while you did it? Then you were ashamed even to meet my eyes.

You are mine, darling, mine! I love you. All I have written above is only a moment or two of brutal madness. The last drop of seed has hardly been squirted up your cunt before it is over and my true love for you, the love of my verses, the love of my eyes for your strange luring eyes, comes blowing over my soul like a wind of spices. My prick is still hot and stiff and quivering from the last brutal drive it has given you when a faint hymn is heard rising in tender pitiful worship of you from the dim cloisters of my heart.

Nora, my faithful darling, my seet-eyed blackguard schoolgirl, be my whore, my mistress, as much as you like (my little frigging mistress! My little fucking whore!) you are always my beautiful wild flower of the hedges, my dark-blue rain-drenched flower.

JIM

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tRjmHxs8yM

I couldn't help but laugh a few times during that.

Thank you.

Bedlam · April 2012

Antimatter wrote: »

Someone must stand against the skeletal menace

You have my sword!

Spoiler:

Indie Winter · April 2012

Personface wrote: »

Dux wrote: »

Flay wrote: »

@Indie Winter @animal companion

You guys are awesome, thanks!

I tried to do a full reading of 'Green Eggs and Ham', but I can't do it justice. Here's another suggestion anyway:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0O3VORLQowc

An attempt

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YbQE8W7V1Y Likewise

BAM http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Wjm4t2Q7CA

Nerdgasmic · April 2012

where have I heard your voice before, indie

Indie Winter · April 2012

no where

everywhere

I am omnipresent

Nerdgasmic · April 2012

also, that was fantastic

you aren't, like, a professional, are you?

Indie Winter · April 2012

nope

Sara Lynn · April 2012

Nerdgasmic wrote: »

Sara Lynn wrote: »

I sound like a dude

I will do this thing but I don't know what to say

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=11292004

I am not entirely sure I could do this without laughing

Nerdgasmic · April 2012

Sara Lynn wrote: »

Nerdgasmic wrote: »

Sara Lynn wrote: »

I sound like a dude

I will do this thing but I don't know what to say

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=11292004

I am not entirely sure I could do this without laughing

you just have to believe

Dux · April 2012

Personface wrote: »

Although Dux yours is pretty rad

Thanks, my man!

Yours is pretty rad as well, as is Indie's.

Pretty rad all around.

Brainleech · April 2012

I wonder if I will not sound like I am growling if I use it but alas I am tired and will try later

FlatEric · April 2012

I made a few things

The Road excerpt that Flay posted: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0apoCdpkW8C

Tycho's rant: http://vocaroo.com/i/s08SIZP1GaXJ

Sorry about the clipping towards the end of the tycho one.

That was fun.

Shorty · April 2012

a few years back Mori recorded a radio drama with me in it

no idea if he's still got it hosted anywhere

I accidentally used my solid snake voice for it