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Superman vs Goku: Who would win??

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Q: Who would win?

    A: Funimation and DC Comics.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase It's all in the game though, right?Registered User, ClubPA regular
  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    Sorce wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    unless nick fury has access to a rocket-powered motorcycle

    that would probably be more fair
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    this single panel is why Nick Fury is the baddest dude in comics

    Sorry.

    He ain't even the baddest dude in comics WWII.

    Sgt. Frank. Rock.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter if you want to talk to me look elsewhere.Registered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    Doesn't Goku routinely fight beings that can obliterate planets?

    yes
    do you know who avoids those hits? goku.


    do you know who else fights beings that can obliterate planets? superman. do you know who gets hit by these beings and shrugs off their blows? superman.

    just

    saiyan

  • ScolbertScolbert Registered User regular
    everybody knows the baddest dude in world war 2 was kamo
    Kamo would test all of his new members to make sure that they were up to the task. Kamo would test his new recruits by taking the new recruits to a forest clearing and have them be attacked by fake White army members, bound to a tree, and then put through a fake execution to test their courage.[49] Kamo said that with this test "you could be absolutely sure [your comrades] wouldn't let you down."[50] On one occasion, a recruit revealed himself to a be a spy when tested by Kamo; he was shot on the spot.[50] Kamo then cut open the man's chest and tore out the man's heart showing it to the other recruits.[50] When Lenin heard about Kamo's test, he was so disturbed that he sent a message stating that he never wanted to see him again.[49]

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    Sorce wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    unless nick fury has access to a rocket-powered motorcycle

    that would probably be more fair
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    this single panel is why Nick Fury is the baddest dude in comics

    Sorry.

    He ain't even the baddest dude in comics WWII.

    Sgt. Frank. Rock.

    nah bro

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    and I broke parole just to get to you
  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    Galactus vs. Bob Vila

    norm abram

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    and I broke parole just to get to you
  • KwoaruKwoaru Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    JGL vs James Franko

    Kwoaru on
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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Not tests. They were trying to kill it.Registered User regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    You know what, after Superman let a child be murdered by drug dealers recently I'm thinking he would do whatever the fuck it takes to kill Goku.

    wh

    do i want to

    okay obviously i dont

    but tell me anyway

    Read issue 701 of Superman during the "Grounded" arc AKA "JMS killing all his credibility". And here's a brief synopsis if you don't live near a comic shop or something:
    Spoiler:

    by "recently" you apparently mean two years ago?

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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    is it straight goku or is it Super Saiyan 3 Vegito

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Antimatter wrote: »
    even though this is a silly argument superman would win

    goku isn't magic

    if a magic guy from dragonball fought him then yeah superman would lose


    and even then goku and superman would stop fighting and get a burger or something

    it would have to be a catastrophically powerful magic guy from DBZ, though

    I can't think of a single one who's up to the task

    babadi lost when buu crushed his throat; I'm sure superman could manage that

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  • KwoaruKwoaru Registered User regular
    Walking superman is so dumb

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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    Doesn't Goku routinely fight beings that can obliterate planets?

    yes
    do you know who avoids those hits? goku.


    do you know who else fights beings that can obliterate planets? superman. do you know who gets hit by these beings and shrugs off their blows? superman.

    just

    saiyan

    goku doesn't get hit he owns too hard

    i need to finish buyin the dbz manga

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    yeah but in DBZ blowing up planets isn't even a thing

    hell didn't ol' brown-hair vegeta get introduced blowing up a planet

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood now i've got you in my space i won't let go of youRegistered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    I'M RICK JAMES BITCH

    THE MILK'S GONE BAD
    black magic.....EVIL....mutha fucka

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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    also antimatter you are a girl and girls don't know SHIT about manly man things like fighting and gokus

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    this is just dumb

    superman is orders of magnitude stronger than goku

    goku has no sneaky advantage that would make him win

    he's not magic, he can teleport but that's just running away, he doesn't have kryptonite, he can't breathe in space, he needs to eat pretty often, etc, etc

  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    yeah but in DBZ blowing up planets isn't even a thing

    hell didn't ol' brown-hair vegeta get introduced blowing up a planet

    no

  • KwoaruKwoaru Registered User regular
    keith I know you're watching this

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  • KwoaruKwoaru Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Antimatter wrote: »
    also also

    i would wager that superman is a better martial artist than goku

    goku just kinda


    hits things


    superman trained with batman who trained with the world's greatest martial artists

    goku trained with roshi who is a world champion martial artist

    I have literally never seen superman do anything but run up to something and hit it

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  • AntimatterAntimatter if you want to talk to me look elsewhere.Registered User regular
    also also

    i would wager that superman is a better martial artist than goku

    goku just kinda


    hits things


    superman trained with batman who trained with the world's greatest martial artists

  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood now i've got you in my space i won't let go of youRegistered User regular
  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    the way frieza blows up planets isn't quite like, OH MY POWER BLAST IT TO NOTHINGNESS

    he throws a little power ball thing down to the planet core and destabilizes it and then, after a while, the planet explodes

    the only person actually like blowing planets to nothingness was like

    buu

    who goku got knocked around by pretty much constantly

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Galactus vs. Bob Vila

    the silver tool man

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    also also

    i would wager that superman is a better martial artist than goku

    goku just kinda


    hits things


    superman trained with batman who trained with the world's greatest martial artists

    then superman needs to bust some shit out that isn't just punching a guy

    goku at least punches guys FAST

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    also also

    i would wager that superman is a better martial artist than goku

    goku just kinda


    hits things


    superman trained with batman who trained with the world's greatest martial artists

    goku trained with roshi who is a world champion martial artist

    I have literally never seen superman do anything but run up to something and hit it

    you are totally wrong about this

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Not tests. They were trying to kill it.Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    also also

    i would wager that superman is a better martial artist than goku

    goku just kinda


    hits things


    superman trained with batman who trained with the world's greatest martial artists

    I've seen like, three episodes of DBZ and I know that Goku is all about martial arts

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    also also

    i would wager that superman is a better martial artist than goku

    goku just kinda


    hits things


    superman trained with batman who trained with the world's greatest martial artists

    then superman needs to bust some shit out that isn't just punching a guy

    goku at least punches guys FAST
    he

    has

    and

    does

    dis

    a

    gree

    ....e?

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  • AntimatterAntimatter if you want to talk to me look elsewhere.Registered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    also also

    i would wager that superman is a better martial artist than goku

    goku just kinda


    hits things


    superman trained with batman who trained with the world's greatest martial artists

    then superman needs to bust some shit out that isn't just punching a guy

    goku at least punches guys FAST
    he

    has

    and

    does

  • balerbowerbalerbower Registered User regular
    b-b-but goku has the SPIRIT BOMB

  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Walking superman is so dumb

    I dunno, the concept of Superman just hangin' out and talking to dudes sounds pretty cool.

    I mean, provided the writer isn't crap, and/or obsessed on hedging the reader within fifteen pages.

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  • KwoaruKwoaru Registered User regular
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    also also

    i would wager that superman is a better martial artist than goku

    goku just kinda


    hits things


    superman trained with batman who trained with the world's greatest martial artists

    goku trained with roshi who is a world champion martial artist

    I have literally never seen superman do anything but run up to something and hit it

    you are totally wrong about this

    I'm wrong about what I've seen? If you say he can do things besides hit stuff in the face I'll believe you

    but I havent seen it

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    also also

    i would wager that superman is a better martial artist than goku

    goku just kinda


    hits things


    superman trained with batman who trained with the world's greatest martial artists

    I've seen like, three episodes of DBZ and I know that Goku is all about martial arts

    bro the fact that you don't know much about it isn't a great endorsement of it as the right opinion

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Walking superman is so dumb

    I dunno, the concept of Superman just hangin' out and talking to dudes sounds pretty cool.

    I mean, provided the writer isn't crap, and/or obsessed on hedging the reader within fifteen pages.

    yeah conceptually it's not bad

    i mean

    superman was originally a champion of the working man

    stomping on corrupt union bosses and shit

    it's just that JMS is shit

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    yeah but in DBZ blowing up planets isn't even a thing

    hell didn't ol' brown-hair vegeta get introduced blowing up a planet

    no

    He blew up that bug planet that he and Nappa were taking a pitstop at.

    They were standing in their pods and talking to each other. In space. Without space suits.

    And then Vegeta blew the planet up.

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Guys.

    Guys.

    Scott Pilgrim versus Michael Cera.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    also also

    i would wager that superman is a better martial artist than goku

    goku just kinda


    hits things


    superman trained with batman who trained with the world's greatest martial artists

    goku trained with roshi who is a world champion martial artist

    I have literally never seen superman do anything but run up to something and hit it

    you are totally wrong about this

    I'm wrong about what I've seen? If you say he can do things besides hit stuff in the face I'll believe you

    but I havent seen it

    oh ok let me put that another way

    he fights stuff intelligently and competently and is a very well-trained martial artist and demonstrates that a lot

  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    this inevitably comes down to who you like more, I guess

    you can't really argue who is stronger

    and people think anime is dumb so they vote superman even though they're so wrong

    and I've never seen superman do any sort of martial art that wasn't "punch"

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