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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    I just got into an argument with someone over politics and now it's turning into a potential date...

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Drez wrote: »
    I just got into an argument with someone over politics and now it's turning into a potential date...

    hit it like the hammer of the proletariat

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    I just got into an argument with someone over politics and now it's turning into a potential date...
    drez, "fuck you" does not literally mean that

  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    @Mim: Is everything okay? You went to the hospital yesterday?

    Yeah, it's either a cyst on my ovary (dear ovary, do not explode over the weekend. k thx bai) or I just had a minor virus that will go away.

    MY ARMS ARE NOT OKAY THOUGH. This mean nurse who didn't smile or greet me warmly stuck both arms getting all that blood out of me. They hurt still.

    Well, shit. I hope everything works out.

    And if you need any help exercising your arms...

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    Put your faith in me.

    And I'll put my faith in you.

    Sorry, you have too little faith.


    BOOYAKASHA.

    Baby, my faith can bring you closer to God.

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  • MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    I just got into an argument with someone over politics and now it's turning into a potential date...

    nice!

  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Elendil wrote: »
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    so last night i bought a pack in ME3 and got an ultra-rare

    and tonight i bought another pack in ME3 and got another ultra-rare

    huh

    what on earth is surprising about this

    you are Elendil, beloved of RNGs everywhere

    Fraid he hit that one on the head. But I'm curious, what did you get Elendil?
    last night i got the saber and today i got the javelin (II)

    Lucky duck.

    Drez wrote: »
    I just got into an argument with someone over politics and now it's turning into a potential date...

    Imagine the angry sex there. :P

    Gonmun on
    desc wrote: »
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  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    drez when you sex her call her a republican slut

    works every time trust

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  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    i kinda want an f150 raptor

    I'm still mad they discontinued the ranger :/

    Not that I would probably get one, but if I did get a truck, it would be high up on my list.

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    it is a clapping game. it is popularly played by preteens. the muscle memory has stayed with me for like 14 years. i am still pretty good at it.

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    drez when you sex her call her a republican slut

    works every time trust
    i'm pretty sure drez is the republican

  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    I just got into an argument with someone over politics and now it's turning into a potential date...

    Imagine the angry sex there. :P

    Oh, I am.

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  • MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Organichu wrote: »
    it is a clapping game. it is popularly played by preteens. the muscle memory has stayed with me for like 14 years. i am still pretty good at it.

    Clapping?

    edit: i think what i described was something else..

    Mim on
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    if i was super rich i would buy an sti and offroad it

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    drez when you sex her call her a republican slut

    works every time trust
    i'm pretty sure drez is the republican

    No...

    Do you really think so?

    I'm excessively liberal.
    oh

    i don't know

    you just kind of struck me as republican

  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    drez when you sex her call her a republican slut

    works every time trust
    i'm pretty sure drez is the republican

    No...

    Do you really think so?

    I'm excessively liberal.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    (i kid)

  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    @matt has a problem Congrats, dude.

    I'm surprised it took you this long. :bz
    @Thanatos

    Thanks man. Had to have a place to put it first, didn't want it sleeping in a drawer in a 1 bedroom apartment.
    Wait, they need a drawer? You can't just stick them on a rack on the wall?

  • MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Oh wait, okay what I described was a clapping game.

    I know Mary Mack, The "I don't want to go to Mexico no more-more-more" and of course the game where you hover your hands over another person's hands and try to get away before they smack them.

  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    it is a clapping game. it is popularly played by preteens. the muscle memory has stayed with me for like 14 years. i am still pretty good at it.

    Clapping?

    edit: i think what i described was something else..

    Clapping and muscles.

    Aren't we talking about vigorous sex?

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  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    You guys should play cat's cradle, it'd be p cute.

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    Sorry I have sex on the brain.

    Not literally. That would be weird. Having sex on a literal brain. Eww.
    i bet it would feel kind of nice

  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Oh wait, okay what I described was a clapping game.

    I know Mary Mack, The "I don't want to go to Mexico no more-more-more" and of course the game where you hover your hands over another person's hands and try to get away before they smack them.

    Just as I thought: Sex.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Sorry I have sex on the brain.

    Not literally. That would be weird. Having sex on a literal brain. Eww.

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    TehSloth wrote: »
    i kinda want an f150 raptor

    I'm still mad they discontinued the ranger :/

    Not that I would probably get one, but if I did get a truck, it would be high up on my list.

    they are shredding the desert in this thing on top gear

  • MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »

    Ah, okay, then yes I do know what you mean. I've never heard it described as a "clapping" game before though. I know some shit, I just don't know the proper terminology.

  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    drez when you sex her call her a republican slut

    works every time trust
    i'm pretty sure drez is the republican

    No...

    Do you really think so?

    I'm excessively liberal.
    oh

    i don't know

    you just kind of struck me as republican

    Are you trying to goad me into having angry polysex with you?

    Sorry I mean polisex?

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  • MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    Sorry I have sex on the brain.

    Not literally. That would be weird. Having sex on a literal brain. Eww.

    It's probably like doing it on a bouncy castle that has water in the castle to keep it inflated.

  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Sorry I have sex on the brain.

    Not literally. That would be weird. Having sex on a literal brain. Eww.

    It's probably like doing it on a bouncy castle that has water in the castle to keep it inflated.

    OH MY GOD, THAT'S IT! THAT'S THE SOLUTION!!

    I don't have to invent a completely silent air compressor after all!

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    i am wearing a tampon for the first time in like a year

    i hope i don't get tss

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Mim wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »

    Ah, okay, then yes I do know what you mean. I've never heard it described as a "clapping" game before though. I know some shit, I just don't know the proper terminology.

    it's never described as a clapping game. in philly it's just called Numbers. i said clapping game because you didn't seem familiar with that name.

    but i return to my original point: i will fuck you up, i got hand speed son.

  • Disco TerrierDisco Terrier Jowls aquiver. Registered User regular
    I have all this pressure I need to release and I don't know how.

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  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    skippy, we're going to play lol

  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Sorry I have sex on the brain.

    Not literally. That would be weird. Having sex on a literal brain. Eww.

    It's probably like doing it on a bouncy castle that has water in the castle to keep it inflated.

    That sounds like a good idea for a photoshoot.

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  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    mim you're a female half black who goes to temple and lives north of broad

    so you definitely know how to play Numbers, right?

    we are gonna play

    i will fuck you up, these white hands are lightning

    what
    we're doing racial games?
    call me when you start challenging people to throwing dice on a sidewalk
    i'll fuck your shit up

    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    Hmm, wait, if it was filled with water it wouldn't be as bouncy anymore I don't think. I've been on water beds and I don't remember them being bouncy like bouncy castles!

    My dreams are dashed!

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    sls amg is a sexy car

  • MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »

    Ah, okay, then yes I do know what you mean. I've never heard it described as a "clapping" game before though. I know some shit, I just don't know the proper terminology.

    it's never described as a clapping game. in philly it's just called Numbers. i said clapping game because you didn't seem familiar with that name.

    but i return to my original point: i will fuck you up, i got hand speed son.

    I've never heard it called "numbers" either. It was mostly "HEY. LET'S DO MARY MACK" "Well this is the longest car ride in existence. SURE"

    but we shall see Chu. Though I'm sure if we were doing the one where we're trying to smack each other's hands, I hope you're prepared to lose a pinky to my lightning fast speed.

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Fuck, stupid shrill alarm at the scrap yard next to my house going off at two in the morning for the third time in as many days, and it stops seconds before the noise complaint people turn up to hear it so I have to explain why they can't hear anything. I mad bro

    Hopefully they'll follow up on their promise to have the day staff talk to the guys at the scrap yard and tell them to STFU.

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