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  • SarksusSarksus playing tennisRegistered User regular
    Syndalis you just told somebody to stop being poor!

    1%

  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot P'burg, MTRegistered User regular
    _J_ wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    How come all these RPGs let you play a half-elf or a half-orc, but never a half-man?

    Aren't half-elf and half-orc classes usually half-man?
    "Gruk half-orc as well. Other half, also orc." "No, I mean I'm half-human."

    Spoiler:
  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    One-and-a-halfling?

    this post is so racist

    Well, half-racist.

  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    You know what's a really great smell?

    Pussy.

    There's a joke about things spool never smells in here.

    yessssssss

    :v: calling the discrimination attack dogs on you guys now :-(



    Spoiler:

    Yeah that joke doesn't even work because don't you have like, 50 kids?

    Three, but it's basically 50 yes. Feels like that at least!

    Successful Kickstarter get! Drop by Bare Mettle Entertainment if you'd like to see what we're making.
  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Sales manager drops phone in toilet

    Phone dies

    Phone was the only place she stored the phone numbers for her sales contacts

    Welp

    Sales manager gets fired for not using the CRM system?

    Nah. She's a good salesperson and a good manager and our CRM system sucks the balls.

    Still the lack of common sense here is stunning.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Syndalis you just told somebody to stop being poor!

    1%
    I'm not telling them to "pull up from their bootstraps"

    This person is working a gig that exists for no reason other than to scam people out of their identities and money.

    I was telling them to stop being a fucking criminal.

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Three, but it's basically 50 yes. Feels like that at least!

    Any number higher than the number of arms you have may as well be infinity.

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    All my fuckin life I lived a normal fuckin life
  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck you must go on i cant go on ill go onRegistered User regular
    all you need for children is a turkey baster bros it guarantees nothin

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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User regular
  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    http://www.spacevidcast.com/live/

    Announcement of us commercializing deep space. for realsies.

    FUCK YES.

  • EchoEcho very gravitas Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    syndalis wrote: »
    http://www.spacevidcast.com/live/

    Announcement of us commercializing deep space. for realsies.

    FUCK YES.

    I call dibs on living on Zürich Orbital.

  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    http://www.spacevidcast.com/live/

    Announcement of us commercializing deep space. for realsies.

    FUCK YES.

    So far it's been advertising a museum and now a guy who's just kind of plugging his book.

    Hmmm.

    No, now we are listing the people who will spend the money... is Branson on board with this too?

  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Sales manager drops phone in toilet

    Phone dies

    Phone was the only place she stored the phone numbers for her sales contacts

    Welp
    Sales manager gets fired for not using the CRM system?
    Nah. She's a good salesperson and a good manager and our CRM system sucks the balls.

    Still the lack of common sense here is stunning.
    I'm guessing you already verified that it's not syncing with her GMail or Outlook or anything like that?

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Crushing pussy; Marry a man Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    http://www.spacevidcast.com/live/

    Announcement of us commercializing deep space. for realsies.

    FUCK YES.

    So far it's been advertising a museum and now a guy who's just kind of plugging his book.

    Hmmm.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Bro!Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Sales manager drops phone in toilet

    Phone dies

    Phone was the only place she stored the phone numbers for her sales contacts

    Welp

    Sales manager gets fired for not using the CRM system?

    Nah. She's a good salesperson and a good manager and our CRM system sucks the balls.

    Still the lack of common sense here is stunning.

    This implies that there are CRM systems that doesn't suck balls.

  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray the swamp, always the swampRegistered User regular
    I wonder where on this page this post will show up...

    Hi [chat]!

    Elendil wrote: »
    said Aldo hazily, before clop-clop-clopping out of the room
  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Oh, Amazon has Mass Effect 3 for 29.99

    Should I?

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    okay finally got all the ME3 cheevos

    the last couple levels are a bitch and a half on insanity

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Bro!Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    Oh, Amazon has Mass Effect 3 for 29.99

    Should I?

    Yes.

  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Someone should start a company that writes good business software. All business software universally blows ass. It's like a rule.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    Oh, Amazon has Mass Effect 3 for 29.99

    Should I?
    yes

    yes

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    Oh, Amazon has Mass Effect 3 for 29.99

    Should I?
    PC, synd, not Brobox.

  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    49.95 for Mass Effect2 and 3 combined, for the 360.

    Hrmm... that's a lot of game for a little coin.

  • EchoEcho very gravitas Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Huh. My sister broke into her own car by means of smashing a window.

    In her defense, the dog was in the car and it stood in the sun.

  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    okay finally got all the ME3 cheevos

    the last couple levels are a bitch and a half on insanity

    I didn't think so. Vanguard with claymore V, just played it like ME2 vanguard so no nova. Full set of power recharge armour. Every power recharge intel. Every shield capacity intel that wasn't a choice between shield and power recharge.

    evilbob wrote: »
    How pretty am I?
    Geth roll 1d10
    Geth wrote: »
    /me rolls 1d10 -> 10 (sum:10)
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    ugh

    i just accidentally watched the last episode of The Wire first.

    god god damn it.

    DasUberEdward on
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  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    Oh, Amazon has Mass Effect 3 for 29.99

    Should I?
    PC, synd, not Brobox.

    But, like, Deebs has been hounding me to play for months now, and he is Brobox.

  • TehSlothTehSloth Functional But HammeredRegistered User regular
    Someone should start a company that writes good business software. All business software universally blows ass. It's like a rule.

    A friend of mine is trying to start up a business that's a well integrated CMS and CRM. It's probably a good idea, he claims that there aren't actually any really good products that do that.

    FC: 1993-7778-8872
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    ugh

    i just accidentally watched the last episode of The Wire first.

    god god damn it.

    i preferred the infractible version.

    evilbob wrote: »
    How pretty am I?
    Geth roll 1d10
    Geth wrote: »
    /me rolls 1d10 -> 10 (sum:10)
  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    edited April 2012
    Okay, they are launching a fleet of prospecting and mining ships by 2020. Hard line in the sand.

    They said enough talk; time for action.

    They already have designs and schematics for these ships.

    Holy shit.

    edit: FUCK, 24 months? They are gonna be in space in 2 years?!?!

    syndalis on
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    syndalis wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    Oh, Amazon has Mass Effect 3 for 29.99

    Should I?
    PC, synd, not Brobox.
    But, like, Deebs has been hounding me to play for months now, and he is Brobox.
    Ah, good, then, I see you've already made the correct decision.

    You'd probably get BTDs (Bro Transmitted Diseases) from playing with Deebaser.

    Thanatos on
  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    Oh, Amazon has Mass Effect 3 for 29.99

    Should I?
    PC, synd, not Brobox.

    But, like, Deebs has been hounding me to play for months now, and he is Brobox.

    Also voting for brobox.

    My Geth engineer will carry you far.

    Successful Kickstarter get! Drop by Bare Mettle Entertainment if you'd like to see what we're making.
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    evilbob wrote: »
    ugh

    i just accidentally watched the last episode of The Wire first.

    god god damn it.

    i preferred the infractible version.

    the infraction was received.

    in my heart.

    DasUberEdward on
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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    I'm guessing you already verified that it's not syncing with her GMail or Outlook or anything like that?

    Yeah, and checked her shell folders for any kind of CSV or PST backup or anything like that.

    Thomamelas wrote: »
    This implies that there are CRM systems that doesn't suck balls.

    True, but some CRM systems just sort of daintily lick freshly-shorn balls, while ours aggressively gargles pungent sack.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
  • Disco TerrierDisco Terrier Registered User regular
    I don't have anything to say.

    And I'm not doing anything.

    I hate this.

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    I don't think nerds should be allowed to have things like legend of korra

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Crushing pussy; Marry a man Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    Okay, they are launching a fleet of prospecting and mining ships by 2020. Hard line in the sand.

    They said enough talk; time for action.

    They already have designs and schematics for these ships.

    Holy shit.

    edit: FUCK, 24 months? They are gonna be in space in 2 years?!?!

    Good to see them restating that timeline as a hard goal.

    Also, this guy is much better than his friend.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • wanderingwandering Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    wandering wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Hee hee. A guy popped up in the Kickstarter thread asking for advice on getting a project kickstarted. Fair enough, but he wanted to start with a project that was doing the concept art. Which is silly.

    Now he's made a thread in the Writer's Block to help him design the setting.

    Is this some kind of plan to get the forum to pay for and make his game?

    Hello, I'm hungry, and I was wondering if you could help me out? No wait hear me out. I don't want any of your food, I just want to borrow your stove and a pot to make some stone soup.

    What's stone soup? Well You just boil some water and add a stone and bam! you've got a delicious soup. And of course I'd share it with you. So can I? Great!

    Ah the soup's coming along nicely, but you know...it'll taste good as is, but you know what would make it taste really good? Just a little bit of garnish. If I could just have a carrot or two...ah thank you so much. Although, of course, if you want it to taste even better, we could add some onion...

    Man, this is brilliant... that's the perfect analogy.
    It's an old folk tale (if you didn't know.)

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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Abolish the wage system! Takin' Care of BusinessRegistered User regular
    I don't think nerds should be allowed to have things like legend of korra

    Why not?

    It's not like they'd argue less, they'd just argue about other stuff.

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  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    Okay, they are launching a fleet of prospecting and mining ships by 2020. Hard line in the sand.

    They said enough talk; time for action.

    They already have designs and schematics for these ships.

    Holy shit.

    edit: FUCK, 24 months? They are gonna be in space in 2 years?!?!

    Good to see them restating that timeline as a hard goal.

    Also, this guy is much better than his friend.

    I love this guy.

    "I know there is a good chance we can fail, but we think the rewards are worth the risk, and moving the needle for future space exploration is worth it too."

    If that is the mentality of the capitalists behind it, it will succeed.

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