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  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    In other news. Wii fit girl is still only hot from behind.

    _J_ wrote:
    If we only allowed pedophiles to be parents, then we would never have to worry about children being left alone, unwatched.
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  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    Why has this person put me in charge of managing their social life?

    "I want to hang out with X make it happen!"

    No, do not tell me to do things. This will end poorly for you.

  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    I tried watching thundercats and promptly swore never to repeat that mistake

    you can't go home on a saturday morning again

    the intros promised epic adventure and then the show is always animated at 2fps and the story is about how they forgot Snarf's birthday or whatever

    that said, I think GI Joe actually sort of delivered. I don't want to say it "holds up" because it's still going to be kind of tedious viewing for an adult but at least it does what it says on the box.


    OH MY GOD
    what the fuck did I just watch

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    I am now watching "the little couple"

    two small people wanting to adopt
    is this, like, a documentary or a tv series

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • So It GoesSo It Goes Sip. Sip sip sippy. Dumb whores. Best friends.Registered User regular
    I am now watching "the little couple"

    two small people wanting to adopt

    NO.
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp! I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Inhumanoids was fucking freaky. It was like Standards and Practices had taken the day off. I mean, it was a show where giant pus-covered monsters digested people inside their transparent chests.

    exactly

    that really appealed to me as a kid

    same with the GI Joe movie where that whole snake race thing got a little boundary-pushing with cobra commander's fucked up snake face

    exactly, yeah. it felt like you were getting away with something getting to watch it.

    (though I guess I really was getting away with something because my mom was steeped in 70s-era child-rearing and all violence was verboten.)

    In a similar vein, I loved Captain Power. Dudes got vaporized screaming and stored in a computer where - we learned later - they were tortured forever. And it had implied sex! One of the heroes visited his old girlfriend and left in a white t-shirt. I knew what that meant.

  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    WHO GIVES THE ORDERS HERE

  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    Man captain power. That was pretty heavy for a kids show.

    _J_ wrote:
    If we only allowed pedophiles to be parents, then we would never have to worry about children being left alone, unwatched.
    XBL: Fanatical One AIM: itskagera
  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    I am now watching "the little couple"

    two small people wanting to adopt

    I hear adoption takes a lot of resources

    I hope they don't come up

    short

    Google Talk: ludious83 My Blog: The Caustic Geek
  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Shipwreck's mental state never completely recovered from that Springfield incident.

    Feral on
    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    wazilla wrote: »
    Why has this person put me in charge of managing their social life?

    "I want to hang out with X make it happen!"

    No, do not tell me to do things. This will end poorly for you.

    Send them a quote each time they ask.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    biker mice from mars

    Cadillacs & dinosaurs

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • So It GoesSo It Goes Sip. Sip sip sippy. Dumb whores. Best friends.Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    I am now watching "the little couple"

    two small people wanting to adopt

    I hear adoption takes a lot of resources

    I hope they don't come up

    short

    they are identifying the problem that everything in their house is sized to them

    stove, door handles, etc

    also perfect for a toddler to reach!

    NO.
  • thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Registered User regular
    Um, Dinosaurs and Lasers. I'll say that again, Dinosaurs and Lasers. Best 80's cartoon. Shame it was only on for a little while.

    No, not the one you're thinking about, though Dinosaucers was awesome because it had dinosaurs in it, too.

    Answer:
    Spoiler:

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    it was not clear to me if i should bring a video game system to the hospital for the couple of days you stay after delivery

  • MentalExerciseMentalExercise Indefenestrable Registered User regular
    My child walks. How does that make you bitches feel? Unaccomplished? Like losers? Don't beat yourselves up, he's just a fucking champion. There's no shame in being beaten by a master. TALENT motherfuckers. Talent.

    "More fish for Kunta!"

    --LeVar Burton
  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    You're all wrong

    Google Talk: ludious83 My Blog: The Caustic Geek
  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    I am now watching "the little couple"

    two small people wanting to adopt

    I hear adoption takes a lot of resources

    I hope they don't come up

    short

    they are identifying the problem that everything in their house is sized to them

    stove, door handles, etc

    also perfect for a toddler to reach!

    Arch should be watching this and taking notes.

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    TomeWyrm wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    I think we all know the best cartoon.

    http://ww w.youtube.com/watch?v=SRcXRiZpxGI

    I'll see your Road Rovers and raise you a Street Sharks

    http://ww w.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZKpdihzeIo

    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    wazilla wrote: »
    Why has this person put me in charge of managing their social life?

    "I want to hang out with X make it happen!"

    No, do not tell me to do things. This will end poorly for you.

    Send them a quote each time they ask.

    Here is my invoice. I think you will agree that my prices are very competitive.

  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    Like hey kids the future is a wasteland with humanity struggling to survive buy our toys.

    _J_ wrote:
    If we only allowed pedophiles to be parents, then we would never have to worry about children being left alone, unwatched.
    XBL: Fanatical One AIM: itskagera
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Shipwreck's mental state never completely recovered from that Springfield incident.

    Seriously. Cobra created an entire alternate reality just to fuck with Shipwreck.

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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    You're all wrong


    That was some good toon

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • PodlyPodly RUDEASS TITTIES Registered User regular
    I can't watch lots of cartoons from the late 80's / early 90's. It reminds me too much of having nothing to do because my mom would be asleep after working the night shift and me having to watch my baby brother, so I couldn't go outside until she was awake and could watch him, so I just watched a whole lot of tv.

    To this day I cannot hear a Korg M1 workstation without getting nauseous, because it was used on ALL those cartoons.

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  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    J. Michael Straczynski wrote for the fucking Real Ghostbusters

    RECOGNIZE.

    Google Talk: ludious83 My Blog: The Caustic Geek
  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    Anyone else remember when Animaniacs came out?

    From the first time that aired for some reason Tiny Toons was never funny again.

    What you think "makes sense" has nothing to do with reality. It just has to do with your life experience. And your life experience may only be a small smidgen of reality. Possibly even a distorted account of reality at that. So what this means is that, beginning in the 20th century as our means of decoding nature became more and more powerful, we started realizing our common sense is no longer a tool to pass judgment on whether or not a scientific theory is correct. - Neil Degrasse Tyson
  • So It GoesSo It Goes Sip. Sip sip sippy. Dumb whores. Best friends.Registered User regular
    it was not clear to me if i should bring a video game system to the hospital for the couple of days you stay after delivery

    bahaha

    NO.
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    it was not clear to me if i should bring a video game system to the hospital for the couple of days you stay after delivery

    bahaha

    :l

    i am srs

    sitting in a room for two days sounds boring

  • So It GoesSo It Goes Sip. Sip sip sippy. Dumb whores. Best friends.Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    I am now watching "the little couple"

    two small people wanting to adopt

    I hear adoption takes a lot of resources

    I hope they don't come up

    short

    they are identifying the problem that everything in their house is sized to them

    stove, door handles, etc

    also perfect for a toddler to reach!

    Arch should be watching this and taking notes.

    dilemma

    they need a higher up lock on the balcony door

    however if they put up a high lock it will be difficult to open the door quickly during a fire!

    NO.
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    man i would like a nice, half lb burger

    light spread of bbq sauce

    aged cheddar

    grilled onions

    some fries

    mmm

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp! I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Kagera wrote: »
    Man captain power. That was pretty heavy for a kids show.

    my dad actually started watching it with me

  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    I am now watching "the little couple"

    two small people wanting to adopt

    I hear adoption takes a lot of resources

    I hope they don't come up

    short

    they are identifying the problem that everything in their house is sized to them

    stove, door handles, etc

    also perfect for a toddler to reach!

    Arch should be watching this and taking notes.

    dilemma

    they need a higher up lock on the balcony door

    however if they put up a high lock it will be difficult to open the door quickly during a fire!

    Keypad lock

    _J_ wrote:
    If we only allowed pedophiles to be parents, then we would never have to worry about children being left alone, unwatched.
    XBL: Fanatical One AIM: itskagera
  • PodlyPodly RUDEASS TITTIES Registered User regular
    obama went to a dive bar? fucking AWESOME

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    it was not clear to me if i should bring a video game system to the hospital for the couple of days you stay after delivery

    Maybe like angry birds on your iPhone or something

    so it's like you just happen to have it there and some time to kill, but you're not the guy who brought a gameboy to play with while his wife's in labor

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • So It GoesSo It Goes Sip. Sip sip sippy. Dumb whores. Best friends.Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    it was not clear to me if i should bring a video game system to the hospital for the couple of days you stay after delivery

    bahaha

    :l

    i am srs

    sitting in a room for two days sounds boring

    dog you won't be sitting

    NO.
  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    it was not clear to me if i should bring a video game system to the hospital for the couple of days you stay after delivery

    bahaha

    :l

    i am srs

    sitting in a room for two days sounds boring

    When I was dating the migraineur and spending a lot of time in the hospital waiting for her injections, my DS was my most valuable possession.

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    man i would like a nice, half lb burger

    light spread of bbq sauce

    aged cheddar

    grilled onions

    some fries

    mmm

    this why you fat chu

    you shouldn't write about food like it's gonna blow you afterwards

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    I am now watching "the little couple"

    two small people wanting to adopt

    I hear adoption takes a lot of resources

    I hope they don't come up

    short

    they are identifying the problem that everything in their house is sized to them

    stove, door handles, etc

    also perfect for a toddler to reach!

    Arch should be watching this and taking notes.

    dilemma

    they need a higher up lock on the balcony door

    however if they put up a high lock it will be difficult to open the door quickly during a fire!

    can't they just use their leprechaun powers to escape

    Google Talk: ludious83 My Blog: The Caustic Geek
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Shipwreck's mental state never completely recovered from that Springfield incident.

    All the JOEs are a little shaky, psychologically speaking.

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    it was not clear to me if i should bring a video game system to the hospital for the couple of days you stay after delivery

    bahaha

    :l

    i am srs

    sitting in a room for two days sounds boring

    dog you won't be sitting

    what?

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