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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    russian style means you turn the ac on and get in a bathtub full of ice

    http://fuspawn.tumblr.com/
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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    okay booked up for 10:30 in-call

    getting 1 hour msog, russian style, full meal deal with mp half and halfs that'll end in coh or bbjnqns (best I could negotiate) for a dynamite price.

    she turned down the idea of a hot doggin' picture, but that was wishful thinking and who'd wanna see that?

    now you get to google all that

    do me a favor and translate that second line
    Spoiler:

    BUY MY COMIC7656367.jpg
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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    aj what the fuck man

    what the fuck

    what?

    I am taking advantage of a unique opportunity!

    BUY MY COMIC7656367.jpg
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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    okay booked up for 10:30 in-call

    getting 1 hour msog, russian style, full meal deal with mp half and halfs that'll end in coh or bbjnqns (best I could negotiate) for a dynamite price.

    she turned down the idea of a hot doggin' picture, but that was wishful thinking and who'd wanna see that?

    now you get to google all that

    do me a favor and translate that second line
    Spoiler:

    what is the alternative to MSOG and how would you even pull it off

    http://fuspawn.tumblr.com/
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  • sarukunsarukun Carl Edgar Blake II Nerd-King of BaconRegistered User regular
    I am very disappointed with the translation for Russian Style.

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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    yeah that's the only one that doesn't make any sense

    http://fuspawn.tumblr.com/
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  • sarukunsarukun Carl Edgar Blake II Nerd-King of BaconRegistered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    okay booked up for 10:30 in-call

    getting 1 hour msog, russian style, full meal deal with mp half and halfs that'll end in coh or bbjnqns (best I could negotiate) for a dynamite price.

    she turned down the idea of a hot doggin' picture, but that was wishful thinking and who'd wanna see that?

    now you get to google all that

    do me a favor and translate that second line
    Spoiler:

    what is the alternative to MSOG and how would you even pull it off

    TIC? Probably paying by the hour in that case... or in my specific case by the 15-second-interval.

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  • sarukunsarukun Carl Edgar Blake II Nerd-King of BaconRegistered User regular
    I imagine the price is a function of supply and demand.

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Tlb, tell me, is a midget cheaper, or more expensive than a regular hooker?

    Blake T on
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    Satans..... hints..... I'm a mo bro!
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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    okay booked up for 10:30 in-call

    getting 1 hour msog, russian style, full meal deal with mp half and halfs that'll end in coh or bbjnqns (best I could negotiate) for a dynamite price.

    she turned down the idea of a hot doggin' picture, but that was wishful thinking and who'd wanna see that?

    now you get to google all that

    do me a favor and translate that second line
    Spoiler:

    what is the alternative to MSOG and how would you even pull it off

    TIC? Probably paying by the hour in that case... or in my specific case by the 15-second-interval.

    i don't know what TIC means

    http://fuspawn.tumblr.com/
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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    i dont speak hooker ok

    http://fuspawn.tumblr.com/
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  • sarukunsarukun Carl Edgar Blake II Nerd-King of BaconRegistered User regular
    Till I Cum. =P

    I hate even writing that word. I'm suuuuuuch a prude.

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    I imagine the price is a function of supply and demand.

    Yes sarukrun I am aware of the excellent and successful business model of supply and demand.

    You could always rephrase my question to, what is the supply demand ratio of this ladies vagina?

    Dalek3sig.png

    Satans..... hints..... I'm a mo bro!
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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    well i mena

    she's in shorter supply

    http://fuspawn.tumblr.com/
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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    just a little bit to go around

    http://fuspawn.tumblr.com/
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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Buttlord.

    Thankyou for punning.

    I feel puns are dwarfed here.

    They should be greater appreciated.

    Dalek3sig.png

    Satans..... hints..... I'm a mo bro!
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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    Tlb, tell me, is a midget cheaper, or more expensive than a regular hooker?

    most escorts are about the same price

    unless they are ex/current porn stars or only cater to rich dudes

    even if it is horrifying sbbw porn or they ain't as good as the 80 buck mom of three with an apartment across from the bus terminal.

    Buttlord wrote: »
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    okay booked up for 10:30 in-call

    getting 1 hour msog, russian style, full meal deal with mp half and halfs that'll end in coh or bbjnqns (best I could negotiate) for a dynamite price.

    she turned down the idea of a hot doggin' picture, but that was wishful thinking and who'd wanna see that?

    now you get to google all that

    do me a favor and translate that second line
    Spoiler:

    what is the alternative to MSOG and how would you even pull it off

    you always pay for the allotted time, be it an hour, 90 minutes, etc. however, you aren't paying for an hour of bonin', you are paying for an hour to ejaculate. the second it drips out, you done, bro.

    and you best tip your escort if you plan on using her services again.

    BUY MY COMIC7656367.jpg
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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    so msog is the full hour and you can blow the wad as many times as you want

    good

    to

    know

    http://fuspawn.tumblr.com/
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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    okay now I gotta get all gussied up to get dirty.

    peace out, bitches

    BUY MY COMIC7656367.jpg
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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    Buttlord.

    Thankyou for punning.

    I feel puns are dwarfed here.

    They should be greater appreciated.

    I just feel bad that I had to cut it short

    http://fuspawn.tumblr.com/
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  • sarukunsarukun Carl Edgar Blake II Nerd-King of BaconRegistered User regular
    I'm really glad we had TLB here to give us the low down on all of this.

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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    @the lovely bastard we damn well better get a trip report

    http://fuspawn.tumblr.com/
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  • ReginaldReginald Registered User regular
    What is the hooker slang for "Never look me in the eye"? Bob Dylan style?

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    What fresh hell is this

    "Advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."
    "Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
    Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
    GamerTag: MunkusBeaver ||||| Steam: munkus
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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius Registered User regular
    This sure turned into something. Yes sir it did.

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    Steam - Talon Valdez : Xbox Live & LoL - Talonious Monk
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  • sarukunsarukun Carl Edgar Blake II Nerd-King of BaconRegistered User regular
    I thought I knew this forum. I never would have expected something like dwarf puns to be in such short supply.

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  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    i know tlb is talkin' about bangin' hookers and all but

    this thread is titled BAD ASS and i'm watching HOT ROD so i'm just gonna

    gonna bring that up

    because i fucking love this movie a lot

    | a nervous habit | We'll Take It From Here |
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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    What fresh hell is this

    I think you just identified it, actually.

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  • BlankzillaBlankzilla We were the best, Richard No matter what they sayRegistered User regular
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    i know tlb is talkin' about bangin' hookers and all but

    this thread is titled BAD ASS and i'm watching HOT ROD so i'm just gonna

    gonna bring that up

    because i fucking love this movie a lot
    Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup

    I am going as Rod for Halloween this year

    JIUGWQ0.png
    Steaaaaaaam
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  • BlankzillaBlankzilla We were the best, Richard No matter what they sayRegistered User regular
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    i know tlb is talkin' about bangin' hookers and all but

    this thread is titled BAD ASS and i'm watching HOT ROD so i'm just gonna

    gonna bring that up

    because i fucking love this movie a lot
    Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup

    I am going as Rod for Halloween this year

    it's such a perfect movie

    his near death vision

    finish him!! yessssss taco!!!!
    I cannot not laugh at the spirit animal gags

    JIUGWQ0.png
    Steaaaaaaam
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  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    i know tlb is talkin' about bangin' hookers and all but

    this thread is titled BAD ASS and i'm watching HOT ROD so i'm just gonna

    gonna bring that up

    because i fucking love this movie a lot
    Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup

    I am going as Rod for Halloween this year

    it's such a perfect movie

    his near death vision

    finish him!! yessssss taco!!!!

    | a nervous habit | We'll Take It From Here |
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  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    "GODS of WARRRRRR"

    "MAY YOUR HAMMER BE MIGHTYYYY"

    | a nervous habit | We'll Take It From Here |
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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing hot hot hot hot stayin' alive stayin' aliveRegistered User regular
    I was always partial to TLB's description of Jada Fire as Stan Lee with a rockin' pair of tits.

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  • The Cow KingThe Cow King arf arf Registered User regular
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    What fresh hell is this

    Thank you for the words

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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    I was always partial to TLB's description of Jada Fire as Stan Lee with a rockin' pair of tits.

    man she got some big ass nips

    http://fuspawn.tumblr.com/
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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    okay booked up for 10:30 in-call

    getting 1 hour msog, russian style, full meal deal with mp half and halfs that'll end in coh or bbjnqns (best I could negotiate) for a dynamite price.

    she turned down the idea of a hot doggin' picture, but that was wishful thinking and who'd wanna see that?

    now you get to google all that
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    do me a favor and translate that second line
    Spoiler:

    holy fuck

    i am so god damn grateful for these two posts. i think i'm going to retire from the forums now

    Futore on
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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    where is the man

    i need to hear the tale of fucking a dwarf

    http://fuspawn.tumblr.com/
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  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    where is the man

    i need to hear the tale of fucking a dwarf

    My guess is he's having a nap?

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    "If you don't know who Kendra is, I'm officially not speaking to you."
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  • UbikUbik i'm a rude bitch, neighbor, what are you made up of i was in the 212Registered User regular
    Also, Dude, dwarf is not the preferred nomenclature.

    Ubik on
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  • TonkkaTonkka Impossible! They were doomed!Registered User regular
    That poster in the OP is terrible.

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    Gamertag: T0NKKA - Steam: evilumpire Twitter Art blog/Portfolio!HEY SATAN!
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