In my housemate's room, the other side of the wall behind my head, she and her boyfriend are fucking so hard that their bed keeps banging against the aforementioned wall
in the room above me, my neighbor is also humping with his lady
in my room I am lying in the dark wasting my time on the interbutts
Have a drink
Sarks is the winner
Moar drank for drank god
The drank god must be appeased. My choice for the evening is keeping it all kinds of classy:
In my housemate's room, the other side of the wall behind my head, she and her boyfriend are fucking so hard that their bed keeps banging against the aforementioned wall
in the room above me, my neighbor is also humping with his lady
in my room I am lying in the dark wasting my time on the interbutts
Have a drink
Sarks is the winner
Moar drank for drank god
The drank god must be appeased. My choice for the evening is keeping it all kinds of classy:
In my housemate's room, the other side of the wall behind my head, she and her boyfriend are fucking so hard that their bed keeps banging against the aforementioned wall
in the room above me, my neighbor is also humping with his lady
in my room I am lying in the dark wasting my time on the interbutts
Have a drink
Sarks is the winner
Moar drank for drank god
The drank god must be appeased. My choice for the evening is keeping it all kinds of classy:
I've seen a shit ton of girls on OKCupid the last day or two with usernames like [prefix]saurus or other dinosaur themed names. I don't know what the deal is. I don't understand this world anymore.
honestly the issue isn't that I'm not getting any it's just super awkward. I have to go into meditation mode and clear my mind of any sexy thoughts or I'll feel like a creeper
But you are a creeper. :P Don't hide away from yourself! Be proud of who you are!
do the creep ahhhh
and do the creep AHHHHhhhh
3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
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I have an anime girl as my wallpaper on three different computers but they're all in love with Sasuke-kun.
oh my god double shut up!
talk about cats!
You're right, they're all catgirls! I should have known an inter-species polyamorous relationship wouldn't work.
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Man, Saber Rider was one of my favourite cartoons growing up. I had no idea there was such a thing as 'anime' back then. Of course, once I did, I didn't give a shit, I just watch what's good. Anyway, that theme is pretty cool.
Dino Riders was another fav, but man that intro is pretty lame.
I've seen a shit ton of girls on OKCupid the last day or two with usernames like [prefix]saurus or other dinosaur themed names. I don't know what the deal is. I don't understand this world anymore.
honestly the issue isn't that I'm not getting any it's just super awkward. I have to go into meditation mode and clear my mind of any sexy thoughts or I'll feel like a creeper
For a modest fee I will accept receipt of your unwanted sexy thoughts.
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honestly the issue isn't that I'm not getting any it's just super awkward. I have to go into meditation mode and clear my mind of any sexy thoughts or I'll feel like a creeper
For a modest fee I will accept receipt of your unwanted sexy thoughts.
honestly the issue isn't that I'm not getting any it's just super awkward. I have to go into meditation mode and clear my mind of any sexy thoughts or I'll feel like a creeper
For a modest fee I will accept receipt of your unwanted sexy thoughts.
But immodesty is the whole point
I will grossly overcharge you in exchange for your disgusting fantasies.
Also my previous post apparently got eaten...damn shame.
On a related note, I just discovered that the wedding favors we picked up were not mini-wine bottles as I thought, but actual full fucking wine bottles.
The venue set up a sample table with favors. It looks ridiculous.
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honestly the issue isn't that I'm not getting any it's just super awkward. I have to go into meditation mode and clear my mind of any sexy thoughts or I'll feel like a creeper
For a modest fee I will accept receipt of your unwanted sexy thoughts.
you don't even know what to do with sexy thoughts. they'd be wasted.
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Plus the guy sitting outside your window the the camera.
The drank god must be appeased. My choice for the evening is keeping it all kinds of classy:
I try my best not to overfeed
1/2 cup twice a day for my two cats (one is bigger one is smaller)
I think dry food is just fine if you by the right kind
I get science diet
Damn your classy bottle.
I have wine too
it's in a box
NNID: Hakkekage
that...is not classy Jon!!
I'm still with you in though, and spirit, and by hiding under your bed at night.
oh my god double shut up!
talk about cats!
do the creep ahhhh
and do the creep AHHHHhhhh
NNID: Hakkekage
Little Duff got taken to the vet today cause he apparently has mild asthma
poor kitty now no one will like him in school
NNID: Hakkekage
You're right, they're all catgirls! I should have known an inter-species polyamorous relationship wouldn't work.
Dino Riders was another fav, but man that intro is pretty lame.
Crafty women put nerd bait on their profiles.
Clever girl(s)...
But one day he'll be in charge of a big company, and then he'll have the last laugh.
Antarctica?
Wut.
Other continents don't exist. They're just moving you to a sound stage in LA.
NNID: Hakkekage
For a modest fee I will accept receipt of your unwanted sexy thoughts.
I hope he doesn't seek me out for vengeance because there were a lot of cuddles and he was not into them
NNID: Hakkekage
this morning I was going to sweden.
this afternoon I was maybe going to sweden
tonight I am not going anywhere.
Also my previous post apparently got eaten...damn shame.
Why's that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPmn7ZhuLrU
someone translate these lyrics plz
3 months? I thought you liked to go fast?
I don't even know who you are any more Inqy!
I can live with this.
(Oh god does this mean you all watch me shower?)
But immodesty is the whole point
NNID: Hakkekage
We do this already.
Having lived on every continent except Antarctica, I scoff at you
scoff
I will grossly overcharge you in exchange for your disgusting fantasies.
Don't make me dig up some "Everything is upside down in Australia" meme pictures!
I'LL DO IT!
"And you, you were the worst of all! Forcing me to cuddle when cuddles were not desired!"
On a related note, I just discovered that the wedding favors we picked up were not mini-wine bottles as I thought, but actual full fucking wine bottles.
The venue set up a sample table with favors. It looks ridiculous.
I ain't spending no money helpin' these freaks get the ball rolling on the KY-lubed slipper slope to deviancy
First it's ball gags, then it's Ivy-style whips and sex swings and incorporating the cats into foreplay
NNID: Hakkekage
In that case...
Should I shave my junk Y/N?
Just trim it.
you don't even know what to do with sexy thoughts. they'd be wasted.
because people can't make up their minds.