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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    WHAT THE FUCK IS A CASUAL DRESS

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  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    I haven't gotten a bonus lately at my job (because government bonuses are a mountain of paperwork for bosses) but I have been getting loads of respect lately and got a glowing work review.

    I am appreciative but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a bit resentful because I am still having major issues of "You're doing this because I lost weight. I was just as valuable a year ago and you overlooked me like a hideous troll you FUCKS."

    *shrug*

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    I'M FREAKING OUT MAN

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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    GUUUUUUUUUYS

    SOMEONE CALLED ME OUT ON MY SHIT NOW I HAVE TO GROW AS A PERSON

    WHINE MOAN BITCH

    Don't grow too much, if you get any bigger you'll break your chair

    Edit: I don't mean this don't hate me

    Feral on
    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
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  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    Dancing is fun. I am not the best but I can dance well enough to have others dance with me. I wish I remembered how to swing dance, I only have some basic movements still.

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  • descdesc 1969 in the sunshine Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    So I go to check my bank account and there is about a grand more in it then I was expecting. This immediately caused me to panic because I was assuming this would bite me in the ass some how. And I look through the transactions to see what doesn't match and there is an extra direct deposit from work. But it's not in the normal pay cycle and not my normal check amount. So I check my little mailbox at work and I find a pay slip in there. I bring it to my boss to see if he can explain what's going on.

    "Oh yeah, that's a bonus. I forgot to tell you."

    Make a hat out of money

    Hat out of money!

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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    So I go to check my bank account and there is about a grand more in it then I was expecting. This immediately caused me to panic because I was assuming this would bite me in the ass some how. And I look through the transactions to see what doesn't match and there is an extra direct deposit from work. But it's not in the normal pay cycle and not my normal check amount. So I check my little mailbox at work and I find a pay slip in there. I bring it to my boss to see if he can explain what's going on.

    "Oh yeah, that's a bonus. I forgot to tell you."

    Make a hat out of money

    Hat out of money!

    tumblr_lqc7nff2dV1qh6pbfo1_500.jpg

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    I haven't gotten a bonus lately at my job (because government bonuses are a mountain of paperwork for bosses) but I have been getting loads of respect lately and got a glowing work review.

    I am appreciative but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a bit resentful because I am still having major issues of "You're doing this because I lost weight. I was just as valuable a year ago and you overlooked me like a hideous troll you FUCKS."

    *shrug*

    why would you hate this

    if I got super handsome AND people at work liked me more I would be like

    fuck yes

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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    i lost thirty pounds and was delighted that people thought I was more competent

    That's not the way it should be. It's not right. I am glad I'm getting more respect but it's REALLY fucked up.

    Yeah, it sucks.

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    i lost thirty pounds and was delighted that people thought I was more competent

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    i lost thirty pounds and was delighted that people thought I was more competent

    That's not the way it should be. It's not right. I am glad I'm getting more respect but it's REALLY fucked up.

    it's not as bad as the height thing

    i mean at least it's conceivable that weight can be changed

    height has a huge impact on the way people evaluate you

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
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  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    So I go to check my bank account and there is about a grand more in it then I was expecting. This immediately caused me to panic because I was assuming this would bite me in the ass some how. And I look through the transactions to see what doesn't match and there is an extra direct deposit from work. But it's not in the normal pay cycle and not my normal check amount. So I check my little mailbox at work and I find a pay slip in there. I bring it to my boss to see if he can explain what's going on.

    "Oh yeah, that's a bonus. I forgot to tell you."

    Make a hat out of money

    Hat out of money!

    Money hats are old hat. The cool kids are making cash boats, so as to cruise down the river of prosperity

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    i lost thirty pounds and was delighted that people thought I was more competent

    That's not the way it should be. It's not right. I am glad I'm getting more respect but it's REALLY fucked up.

    Google Talk: ludious83 My Blog: The Caustic Geek
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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    i lost thirty pounds and was delighted that people thought I was more competent

    That's not the way it should be. It's not right. I am glad I'm getting more respect but it's REALLY fucked up.

    you want it to be one way

    but it's the other way

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Life doesn't run away from nobody. Life runs at people.Registered User regular
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    GUUUUUUUUUYS

    SOMEONE CALLED ME OUT ON MY SHIT NOW I HAVE TO GROW AS A PERSON

    WHINE MOAN BITCH

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    desc wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    So I go to check my bank account and there is about a grand more in it then I was expecting. This immediately caused me to panic because I was assuming this would bite me in the ass some how. And I look through the transactions to see what doesn't match and there is an extra direct deposit from work. But it's not in the normal pay cycle and not my normal check amount. So I check my little mailbox at work and I find a pay slip in there. I bring it to my boss to see if he can explain what's going on.

    "Oh yeah, that's a bonus. I forgot to tell you."

    Make a hat out of money

    Hat out of money!

    $500 goes into savings. But I'm not sure what I'll spend the rest on.

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  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    @Feral for 100% non-Disney results search "Pokahotass"

    Successful Kickstarter get! Drop by Bare Mettle Entertainment if you'd like to see what we're making.
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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    "I can risk my life to the death."

    THIS MOVIE

    what is it?

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    well it meant i didn't have to get better at anything other than not eating sugar and large portions

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    I haven't gotten a bonus lately at my job (because government bonuses are a mountain of paperwork for bosses) but I have been getting loads of respect lately and got a glowing work review.

    I am appreciative but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a bit resentful because I am still having major issues of "You're doing this because I lost weight. I was just as valuable a year ago and you overlooked me like a hideous troll you FUCKS."

    *shrug*

    why would you hate this

    if I got super handsome AND people at work liked me more I would be like

    fuck yes

    Totally going to play the "You just don't understand." card here.

    Google Talk: ludious83 My Blog: The Caustic Geek
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  • GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    so i've realized i'm super cowardly as a person

    like my instinct is to run away when i'm uncomfortable or don't like something.

    it's why i break up with girls at the drop of a money hat.

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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Poke yer hontas

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    "I can risk my life to the death."

    THIS MOVIE

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Skippy what if you were fat and a girl didn't like you or treated you crappy. Then you got handsome and she wanted to be your girlfriend. Would you be happy about that?

    yes!

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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong and a cast of thousands Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    i lost thirty pounds and was delighted that people thought I was more competent

    That's not the way it should be. It's not right. I am glad I'm getting more respect but it's REALLY fucked up.

    I'm right with you. I recently lost 50 pounds and I'm trying not to get super pissed off about it.

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  • Form of Monkey!Form of Monkey! Registered User regular
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    i lost thirty pounds and was delighted that people thought I was more competent

    People will think this about you, yes. The snap judgments they make based on appearance alone can be advantageous or hurtful. It's up to you to game the system.

    If you are height / weight proportionate and know how to dress yourself, you could literally be President of the United States.

    No you know what? Fuck it all. Eddy, how would you like to be a write-in candidate in the GOP primary on May 29th? I caution you, you may only get one supporter.

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    also maybe it's their way of congratulating you for getting healthier!!

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Skippy what if you were fat and a girl didn't like you or treated you crappy. Then you got handsome and she wanted to be your girlfriend. Would you be happy about that?

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    "I can risk my life to the death."

    THIS MOVIE

    what is it?

    Sukiyaki Western Django. Japanese film but they decided to do all the talking in English. The results are about as funny as you would expect.

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  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    Evil Multifarious wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    i lost thirty pounds and was delighted that people thought I was more competent

    That's not the way it should be. It's not right. I am glad I'm getting more respect but it's REALLY fucked up.

    it's not as bad as the height thing

    i mean at least it's conceivable that weight can be changed

    height has a huge impact on the way people evaluate you

    Fuck tall gleaming white teeth personality men. 9 times out of 10 they're fucking idiots. It's always the short ugly guy who actually gets shit done and that's who I want to talk to.

    Google Talk: ludious83 My Blog: The Caustic Geek
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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    Form of Monkey! wrote: »
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    i lost thirty pounds and was delighted that people thought I was more competent

    People will think this about you, yes. The snap judgments they make based on appearance alone can be advantageous or hurtful. It's up to you to game the system.

    If you are height / weight proportionate and know how to dress yourself, you could literally be President of the United States.

    No you know what? Fuck it all. Eddy, how would you like to be a write-in candidate in the GOP primary on May 29th? I caution you, you may only get one supporter.

    I wasn't born in the US : (
    neither was john mccain, and he didn't get to be president

    where was i going with this

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    Form of Monkey! wrote: »
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    i lost thirty pounds and was delighted that people thought I was more competent

    People will think this about you, yes. The snap judgments they make based on appearance alone can be advantageous or hurtful. It's up to you to game the system.

    If you are height / weight proportionate and know how to dress yourself, you could literally be President of the United States.

    No you know what? Fuck it all. Eddy, how would you like to be a write-in candidate in the GOP primary on May 29th? I caution you, you may only get one supporter.

    I wasn't born in the US : (

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Evil Multifarious wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    i lost thirty pounds and was delighted that people thought I was more competent

    That's not the way it should be. It's not right. I am glad I'm getting more respect but it's REALLY fucked up.

    it's not as bad as the height thing

    i mean at least it's conceivable that weight can be changed

    height has a huge impact on the way people evaluate you

    Fuck tall gleaming white teeth personality men. 9 times out of 10 they're fucking idiots. It's always the short ugly guy who actually gets shit done and that's who I want to talk to.

    :(

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  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    Form of Monkey! wrote: »
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    i lost thirty pounds and was delighted that people thought I was more competent

    People will think this about you, yes. The snap judgments they make based on appearance alone can be advantageous or hurtful. It's up to you to game the system.

    If you are height / weight proportionate and know how to dress yourself, you could literally be President of the United States.

    No you know what? Fuck it all. Eddy, how would you like to be a write-in candidate in the GOP primary on May 29th? I caution you, you may only get one supporter.

    I wasn't born in the US : (
    neither was john mccain, and he didn't get to be president

    where was i going with this

    McCain is the Manchurian Candidate to Obama's Manchurian Candidate?

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    I mean, I get that you would be like

    man these folks are superficial dicks!

    but also, the plus side would be, now they are listening to me and giving me more money or whatever!

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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    Form of Monkey! wrote: »
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    i lost thirty pounds and was delighted that people thought I was more competent

    People will think this about you, yes. The snap judgments they make based on appearance alone can be advantageous or hurtful. It's up to you to game the system.

    If you are height / weight proportionate and know how to dress yourself, you could literally be President of the United States.

    No you know what? Fuck it all. Eddy, how would you like to be a write-in candidate in the GOP primary on May 29th? I caution you, you may only get one supporter.

    I wasn't born in the US : (

    That's okay, neither was Obama.

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
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  • Form of Monkey!Form of Monkey! Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Skippy what if you were fat and a girl didn't like you or treated you crappy. Then you got handsome and she wanted to be your girlfriend. Would you be happy about that?

    I deal with this exact problem daily, with countless women.

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Skippy what if you were fat and a girl didn't like you or treated you crappy. Then you got handsome and she wanted to be your girlfriend. Would you be happy about that?

    have degrading sex with her and then never call her back

    win-win

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    So I go to check my bank account and there is about a grand more in it then I was expecting. This immediately caused me to panic because I was assuming this would bite me in the ass some how. And I look through the transactions to see what doesn't match and there is an extra direct deposit from work. But it's not in the normal pay cycle and not my normal check amount. So I check my little mailbox at work and I find a pay slip in there. I bring it to my boss to see if he can explain what's going on.

    "Oh yeah, that's a bonus. I forgot to tell you."

    This happened to me and instead of a bonus they actually confused my billing rate with my pay rate, so they payed me what they charge our customers.

    Needless to say, they didn't let me keep it all. :(

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  • Form of Monkey!Form of Monkey! Registered User regular
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    Form of Monkey! wrote: »
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    i lost thirty pounds and was delighted that people thought I was more competent

    People will think this about you, yes. The snap judgments they make based on appearance alone can be advantageous or hurtful. It's up to you to game the system.

    If you are height / weight proportionate and know how to dress yourself, you could literally be President of the United States.

    No you know what? Fuck it all. Eddy, how would you like to be a write-in candidate in the GOP primary on May 29th? I caution you, you may only get one supporter.

    I wasn't born in the US : (

    Under a Casual Eddy Presidency, this will no longer be an issue!

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  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Bah.

    Premier kakos on
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