I have managed to find what looks like quite a nice independent coffee shop in Stratford and know roughly how long it will take to walk from the car park I will be using to the coffee shop and then back to the RSC while taking in some of the sights and still making it in time for the 10:45am start for today's session.
Yeah. Without the internet, a discussion with another human being would have been required.
It's funny when people ask me to smile. If I try to fake a smile it either looks like something is wrong with my intestines or I'm about to murder someone.
It's funny when people ask me to smile. If I try to fake a smile it either looks like something is wrong with my intestines or I'm about to murder someone.
I have managed to find what looks like quite a nice independent coffee shop in Stratford and know roughly how long it will take to walk from the car park I will be using to the coffee shop and then back to the RSC while taking in some of the sights and still making it in time for the 10:45am start for today's session.
Yeah. Without the internet, a discussion with another human being would have been required.
Dodged a bullet, there.
Probably would have been a bit more difficult to plan my day 30 mins or so before I leave. Plus, I find that when you ask people where's a good coffee shop they just point you to the nearest Starbucks or Costa or something.
I have managed to find what looks like quite a nice independent coffee shop in Stratford and know roughly how long it will take to walk from the car park I will be using to the coffee shop and then back to the RSC while taking in some of the sights and still making it in time for the 10:45am start for today's session.
Yeah. Without the internet, a discussion with another human being would have been required.
Dodged a bullet, there.
Probably would have been a bit more difficult to plan my day 30 mins or so before I leave. Plus, I find that when you ask people where's a good coffee shop they just point you to the nearest Starbucks or Costa or something.
I hear you can stop local street sweepers and ask them about good places to get a beer though.
This is actually how the internet was established. A way of accessing their wisdom when you're not yet bumbling around outside in a mass of indecision.
Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
I have managed to find what looks like quite a nice independent coffee shop in Stratford and know roughly how long it will take to walk from the car park I will be using to the coffee shop and then back to the RSC while taking in some of the sights and still making it in time for the 10:45am start for today's session.
Yeah. Without the internet, a discussion with another human being would have been required.
Dodged a bullet, there.
Probably would have been a bit more difficult to plan my day 30 mins or so before I leave. Plus, I find that when you ask people where's a good coffee shop they just point you to the nearest Starbucks or Costa or something.
I hear you can stop local street sweepers and ask them about good places to get a beer though.
This is actually how the internet was established. A way of accessing their wisdom when you're not yet bumbling around outside in a mass of indecision.
Interestingly, street sweepers were also the means by which pornography was shared back in the day.
I have managed to find what looks like quite a nice independent coffee shop in Stratford and know roughly how long it will take to walk from the car park I will be using to the coffee shop and then back to the RSC while taking in some of the sights and still making it in time for the 10:45am start for today's session.
Yeah. Without the internet, a discussion with another human being would have been required.
Dodged a bullet, there.
Please don't be a twat, J.
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I have managed to find what looks like quite a nice independent coffee shop in Stratford and know roughly how long it will take to walk from the car park I will be using to the coffee shop and then back to the RSC while taking in some of the sights and still making it in time for the 10:45am start for today's session.
Yeah. Without the internet, a discussion with another human being would have been required.
Dodged a bullet, there.
I was like, why is J being a dick? especially about something like this?
but now I'm like wait I think J is being 100% serious, and I agree
It's funny when people ask me to smile. If I try to fake a smile it either looks like something is wrong with my intestines or I'm about to murder someone.
On a tangentally related subject to CISPA, the Daily Mail is having a campaign to block online porn. Under their proposal, adult sites would be blocked unless an adult "opted in" to see it.
What does opting in entail?
I only read the front page, and they were curiously vague about how their system works.
you have to sign up for a registry, which the public has access to
On a tangentally related subject to CISPA, the Daily Mail is having a campaign to block online porn. Under their proposal, adult sites would be blocked unless an adult "opted in" to see it.
What does opting in entail?
I only read the front page, and they were curiously vague about how their system works.
you have to sign up for a registry, which the public has access to
Ah! Well that's stupid.
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Jesus Christ
I couldn't stop laughing at that picture for a good ten minutes
My entire face hurts and my lungs are sore
Cass is just browsing through immodest photos of ladies and I happen across the one and I'm just like
"HOLD UP THAT WOMAN'S VAGINA LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE A DOG'S FACE"
VariableMouth CongressStroke Me Lady FameRegistered Userregular
I ate garbage food for the first time in ages (like I don't even do here and there cheating becuase it throws me off really fast) but tonight I just went for it a little bit and I forgot that I'd actually physically feel shitty afterwards. fuck.
I ate garbage food for the first time in ages (like I don't even do here and there cheating becuase it throws me off really fast) but tonight I just went for it a little bit and I forgot that I'd actually physically feel shitty afterwards. fuck.
I ate garbage food for the first time in ages (like I don't even do here and there cheating becuase it throws me off really fast) but tonight I just went for it a little bit and I forgot that I'd actually physically feel shitty afterwards. fuck.
Yeah.
I'm amazed that people can eat fast food regularly and not die immediately afterwards.
I ate garbage food for the first time in ages (like I don't even do here and there cheating becuase it throws me off really fast) but tonight I just went for it a little bit and I forgot that I'd actually physically feel shitty afterwards. fuck.
you're a traitor to fats everywhere
*shakes fist*
I almost @ you in that because I wanted to make sure I told you
turns out it wasn't even really worth it. foods gone, I feel like shit.
I think at this point the only thing that could cheer me up is a vagina that looks like a dog's face. and where the fuck am I gonna find something like that?
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Thank god for no kids.
i know what would cheer you up
Yeah. Without the internet, a discussion with another human being would have been required.
Dodged a bullet, there.
Of course not.
Because Ninja Gaiden was merely hard rather than bullshit.
this makes it sound like you would have snapped your kid in half after a bad night of ninja gaiden
I want to know
And yet I don't
DILEMA
I suggest employing this strategy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WtD23tWJAM
Probably would have been a bit more difficult to plan my day 30 mins or so before I leave. Plus, I find that when you ask people where's a good coffee shop they just point you to the nearest Starbucks or Costa or something.
Is it gratuitous picture of puppies, kittens, and possibly even ferrets?
This is actually how the internet was established. A way of accessing their wisdom when you're not yet bumbling around outside in a mass of indecision.
The old days sucked. I like knowing where the not shit places are nearby.
Interestingly, street sweepers were also the means by which pornography was shared back in the day.
I'm guessing no.
Please don't be a twat, J.
I was like, why is J being a dick? especially about something like this?
but now I'm like wait I think J is being 100% serious, and I agree
Been there, done that:
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y1/Incenjucar/HeresJackie.jpg
you have to sign up for a registry, which the public has access to
i can't describe it
you have to see this woman's happy dog vagina to really understand it
i can pm it if you want
Ah! Well that's stupid.
I couldn't stop laughing at that picture for a good ten minutes
My entire face hurts and my lungs are sore
Cass is just browsing through immodest photos of ladies and I happen across the one and I'm just like
"HOLD UP THAT WOMAN'S VAGINA LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE A DOG'S FACE"
hi
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I mean your dagoo.
You dagoo PMing weirdo.
This is a person who is me at times!
I am totally disappointed in chat right now.
The only thing that can redeem chat is a PM of a picture of a vagina that looks like a dog's face and what are the chances of that happening anyway?
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Depends on Cass's testicles really.
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
The way my friends recoil in fear suggests otherwise.
On the plus side, when I smile for real, I have the most goddamn blissful look.
you're a traitor to fats everywhere
*shakes fist*
I'm presuming they're more functional than Krogan testicles.
I feel this is a safe presumption.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Yeah.
I'm amazed that people can eat fast food regularly and not die immediately afterwards.
Certainly Krillin's.
Really? Is it some kind of uncanny valley thing?
I almost @ you in that because I wanted to make sure I told you
turns out it wasn't even really worth it. foods gone, I feel like shit.
I think at this point the only thing that could cheer me up is a vagina that looks like a dog's face. and where the fuck am I gonna find something like that?
Goodnight [Chat]bots.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
What about ferrets?
...
Man now I miss my fuzzies